Thanksgiving Silliness
- A 66-year-old man is in a police lockup early Thursday, expected to be charged with battery after he punched a man in the mouth for stealing his Thanksgiving turkey Wednesday night on the South Side.
About 11 p.m., a man ran into the Englewood District police station at 6120 S. Racine Ave. asking for help. The man had been punched in the face on a street near the station in a dispute over a Thanksgiving turkey, according to Englewood District police.
The 66-year-old man had won the turkey and the victim allegedly stole the bird and and planning on selling it. The 66-year-old responded by punching the man, who was allegedly a "drinking buddy," police said.
And we know exactly what this "drinking buddy" was going to spend his ill gotten proceeds on.
Labels: crime
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
33 Comments:
So that's what a supercop in the only busy district(007) in the city does, lock up the guy for defending his property/ Sorry 007, I'm on your zone all the time and you ain't all that!!!
ENGLEWEIRD RANGERS, MOUNT UP!!
YOU ARE MAKING A DIFFERENCE,
1 ROCK @ TIME...
I'm on your zone all the time .... ok dork!
Thats typical...I got one better, 4 years ago I saw a man stabbed with a broken turkey leg bone in the arm.. ONLY IN THE GHETTO!!! People its REALITY TV everyday we are at work!!
My personal favorite Thaksgiving occurred in 011 many years ago. THREE drunken male dinner guests all insisted on a drumstick. At least one had a handgun. You get the idea. One DOA.
piss bumb madness!!! Where is Jesse? was the piss bumb racially profiled by the other piss bumb? somewhere there is a piss bumb eatin a frozen turkey enjoying some OE! Mop-rah? Dop=rah? Meeks? anyone? anyone? this is where our resource are going? bumb fights? what a joke. Im sure schiller would think this is a serious problem but anyone with a brain realizes this is another waste of time. 19-paul. Unreal
ps would schiller vote for the release of a list that shows any person receiving public aid that has plead guilty of 10 crimes in the past 7 years? No fucking way
i remember at 2111 w lake , the daddy killed his son for eating his pork chop...... true story..
A travesty of justice! The victim of a theft charged with attempting to regain control over his bird?
How dare you Sir!!
what was john madden and his drinking buddy doing in englewood? city wide says the man dropped the turkey to avoid a left of center aldercreature careening down beautiful racine, but that has been hushed up so his octaroon "drinking buddy" had to take the fall? TURDUCKIN FOR ALL!!
Even better I was in 010 in 87 and on new years eve juan and family had chicken at the table 2 kids and wife and him! He gets mad about the chicken he shoots wife point blank in front of head in front of kids yep she was dead and old juan stated "The chicken had no drumsticks I was mad"!
"old juan stated "The chicken had no drumsticks I was mad"!
11/23/2007 08:14:00 AM"
CHINGON ESE!!
sounds like a 19p............fucking new guys on the street....you should've called felony review for an upgrade and did you invetory the bird ppo??????
I HEARD THEY LOADED THEM UP IN A GREEN VAN AND TOOK HIM TO THE NAIL..."TURN THE PAGE.."!!!!!!!!!!
It's the most wonderful time of the year. We need more stories like this to make us feel all warm and fuzzy. It sorta lightens the load. SCC please, let's do family nightmare stories during Xmas week.
only in da 'wood
Anonymous said...
Even better I was in 010 in 87 and on new years eve juan and family had chicken at the table 2 kids and wife and him! He gets mad about the chicken he shoots wife point blank in front of head in front of kids yep she was dead and old juan stated "The chicken had no drumsticks I was mad"!
11/23/2007 08:14:00 AM
You're full of shit....sounds like you have too much time on your hands
At least there was no gun involved, so all the anti gunners can keep quiet for another day. Can't wait for concealed carry.
thought you all might enjoy this gem from the Daily Southtown
http://tinyurl.com/32go5j
...a suspect in a local fraud case kept calling a Matteson police officer, taunting him that he never would be caught.
Using tracing technology available to the secret service, his phone's signal was traced to a bus in Chicago, and authorities pulled the bus over to arrest the offender inside.
"He was sitting in the third row," Viertel said.
once again the victim goes to jail
We spent our Thanksgiving Holiday in Romeoville with the family. My brother in law lives in a mansion type home that only cost 300K brand new. I was sick to my stomach today thinking about the tiny home I live in on the Northwest side and the crazy amount of property tax I am now going to have to pay. Our children have to go to private grade school in order to be safe and free from little shit head kids that go to the public school. I hope and pray that some day soon this all takes a turn for the better. I get depressed at times working the street seeing all the bullshit out there. I know crime is down but it's probably due to no one giving a shit any more.
I have three more years to go before pension and the freedom to live anywhere I want with my family. I will certainly put the house for sale on my last day of work and finally leave this shit job for good.
Anonymous said...
Even better I was in 010 in 87 and on new years eve juan and family had chicken at the table 2 kids and wife and him! He gets mad about the chicken he shoots wife point blank in front of head in front of kids yep she was dead and old juan stated "The chicken had no drumsticks I was mad"!
11/23/2007 08:14:00 AM
You're full of shit....sounds like you have too much time on your hands
11/23/2007 03:05:00 PM
you dont know shit its true i was at the scene u must have 2 years on the job... do u know about 2111 w lake street.. if u do u know about that shit at that project ///
Anonymous said...
It's the most wonderful time of the year. We need more stories like this to make us feel all warm and fuzzy. It sorta lightens the load. SCC please, let's do family nightmare stories during Xmas week.
11/23/2007 11:59:00 AM
YEAH! We want stories!
When it comes to minorities, don't fuck with they pork or chiken!
11/23/2007 08:13:00 PM
I still have shag carpeting. Will have until the last one is out of school. Enjoy your family, take care of your kids. You have your honor and that's it's own reward.
Fuck...in the old days there were homicides over the last turkey leg. Serious as a heart attack!!
You're full of shit....sounds like you have too much time on your hands
11/23/2007 03:05:00 PM
Full of shit??
Welcome to the world of reality.
In other words...you can't handle the truth!!
When it comes to minorities, don't fuck with they pork or chiken!
11/24/2007 06:15:00 AM
What do you eat 'possum?
to 1/23/2007 01:20:00 AM: please learn how to spell a simple word like "bum." Master case reporter you must be. They have speak 'n' spells on sale at toys r us, you might want to pick up one for yourself while you do your x-mas shopping.
was it cooked?
Romeoville? Isn't that next to Bolingbrook? Did you stop by and say Hi to Drew?
Romeoville? Isn't that next to Bolingbrook? Did you stop by and say Hi to Drew?
11/25/2007 08:26:00 AM
BENSENVILLE.
You guys are dumb. If one of the PO's locked the guy up, it is impossible for you guys to believe it was justified. I was there when the incident happened. What you idiots failed to say was, the offender entered the station after the victim and placed his hand under his coat and stated he was going to finish striking the victim and it didn't matter that he came in the station. At that point the offender tackled,then struck the victim at the desk. Then when seperated said he would kill the victim when they got outside. So in you guys opinion the PO's should have just done nothing. You guys are a joke, this is why people hate the police.
Anonymous said...
You're full of shit....sounds like you have too much time on your hands
11/23/2007 03:05:00 PM
That's the problem today!
Not only has he never seen or heard something like this before...NOW, he opens his mouth!!
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