Friday, August 15, 2008

Meet Your Commander

  • When incoming Chicago Police Supt. Jody Weis cleaned house in March, replacing all but four district commanders, he promised to give his team autonomy.

    After five months in the posts, the new commanders face many daunting challenges. Crime is up, arrests are down and many citizens and police officers alike are concerned. In responses to a questionnaire from the Tribune, commanders in each of the 25 police districts across Chicago detailed their experience, specific challenges they see in their districts and their plans for tackling them.
Some of the pictures are just priceless. And the resumes? Priceless-less. We haven't seen that much padding since high school prom. Any word on when the Deputy Superintendents are going to post theirs? Or the rest of the gold stars?

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Anonymous home of the whopper said...

Commander of 003 is the best....Hilarious..teamwork through Burger King...only in 003

8/15/2008 12:06:00 AM  
Blogger Detective ShavedLongcock said...

At first I thought that was a cast listing from the movie "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest"

But then I realized that the cast and crew of "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" probably has more police experience than them!



www.Shavedlongcock.blogspot.com

8/15/2008 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crunp-Hales having the 2 schools having a "conflict" come together by making Whopper hamburgers. Fucking Priceless! I'm sure Burger King was happy to give away some pattys and buns to these mutts....

Maybe in 010, they can have a burrito building exercise...

8/15/2008 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The hidden gem

I am moving to 003 apparently the biggest problem there is a high school rivalry that Burger King and a whopper fixed according the Commander there.

8/15/2008 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They forgot to say who was merit and who wasn't.

8/15/2008 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see one of the commanders left of related to Blago in lists of achievments.

8/15/2008 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Term Fucking Limits????????????

8/15/2008 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my commander can beat up your commander

8/15/2008 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the Commander of 012 a man or a woman? From the picture it looks like an old lady with lipstick and eyeliner...transgender? Hey, not that there's anything wrong with that!

And what about 002's Commander? No mention of any law enforcement experience, only that she worked in the field of mental health? What the hell is up with that? I know there's a lot of mentals in 002 but come on!

8/15/2008 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me see, Caluris? Well he went by the following :

Flounder
Igor
Rusty cuffs
and Crackers


We brought him onto the TEAM and made him feel like family. I haven't talked to him in over 5 yrs. When no one else would accept him WE did, now since he has been a Gold Star WE are not approachable. YOU TREATED US WRONG STEVIE, but we still carry on. WE would have looked out for you, protected you , etc... because you were supposed to be one of us, the TEAM but you turned your back on us for no good reason. WHY STEVE? I hope you enjoy your Gold Star friends Stevie, but just remember they are political whores, where as we are GENUINE. We were like a Carnival, everything worked well together. A team like ours comes together once every 20-30 yrs. WE welcomed you with open arms when everyone else in he District were not very fond of you. YOU LET ME DOWN STEVIE, I GUESS ILL SEE AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD. So long to you IGOR.....

8/15/2008 01:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pretty sad when a commander is too embarrassed to put down her POLICE experience and instead uses, "I was in the mental health field." as her pedigree. I'm glad Weis looked out for patrol by making commanders from the patrol division. Really boosts my morale. Oh wait, how many of these bosses came from units their entire career? Patrol, unit, Sgt in Unit, Lt. in patrol before C/O of Unit, then Commander. Well that, and years of work in the mental health unit. I do give her credit, she'll call upon it in 002.

8/15/2008 02:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't want to put this on the posted tribute to Det. Soto... out of respect for our fallen brother..

To: All the Politicians, reverends, and news reporters who are Anti-Police:

When is this fucking city going to get its head out its ass!! Does a fucking politician, reverend, or news reporter have to be murdered, or their kids murdered? These people are trusted by citizens and yet they fill their heads with false or strongly altered allegations about CPD..
Don't you realize that you are putting yourselves in danger… Who will uphold the law and order if you fucking people keep giving us a black eye? Is this the police you want for your children? Do you want the criminals to have all the power?
Remember each time a person is victimized, killed, murdered it is because of YOU!! Not because of the police, but because you chose to make the public fear every police officer.. afraid to trust us… afraid to help us.. you may as well put the gun in the criminal’s hands..
I have done my job with the upmost honesty and respect possible… of course we have a few bad apples.. but attack them individually and also remember that we do have good officers out there who do care and who do their job.. But then again that’s not news..
We lost a fallen brother and you still bring dirt to his name! Shame on you! Let it be you, or your loved one, who is MURDERED and we just stand around their slaughtered body laughing and joking at your pain…
Better yet… I’ll just let some crack head piss on your dead body.. and say he is free to express himself..

8/15/2008 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Based on all their qualification listings, I think they just have enough to maybe be in TRU.

8/15/2008 02:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Notice the problem in 024 is something that is NOT ILLEGAL and no one can be arrested for it: Loitering. What a joke!!!

8/15/2008 02:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lillie Crumpled Hales is the best!!! She told some outlandish story about a problem between two schools and how they always fighting...So they came together at some youth center and built "Whoppers"...WTF does that have to do with anything???? This is the goofiest thing I have ever heard of!!!! She had Burger King come in and provide whatever so the kids could build Whoppers??? SCC we DEFINATELY need to see her in a Jib Jab about Burger King!!! PLEASE!!! THAT WOULD BE CLASSIC!!

8/15/2008 03:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IF U LIVE BY UIC THEY HAVE A VERY SPECIAL POLICE FORCE ITS CALLED THE UIC POLICE.

THEY RIGHT TON OF PARKERS!

AND THEY BURN UP LUNCH LOCATION ALL AROUND THE AREA...

I LOVE WHEN THE PULL OFF DUTY OFFICER OVER AND TELL THEM TO DRIVE SLOWER IN THEIR REPLICA CPD UNIFORM.

YOU WILL ALSO NOTICE THAT THEY PULL OVER CERTAIN COLORS OF PEEP MORE OFTEN THAN OTHER.

8/15/2008 03:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it to late to yell, "ICEBERG"???

8/15/2008 04:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what nonsense

8/15/2008 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That list is such a wjo's who of clout and no qualifications are you shitting me? The gross arrogance of working in mental haelth, working at burger king incredible and they want us to respect them yea ok!! LOL! The 3 stooges look like professionals compared to these!

8/15/2008 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this dept. is just a bad joke.

8/15/2008 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel nauseous...

8/15/2008 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Monroe District Cmdr. Dennis Keane and Shakespeare District Cmdr. Lucio Martinez

--- Previously assigned to the mental health section for the chronically androgynous

8/15/2008 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Mr. UIC, learn how to spell. I guess "certain" people can't spell during their rant. It's write not right, dumbfuck.

8/15/2008 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look at the photos and notice the lack of awards on most of them. I don't care one bit about awards but they are all wearing theirs. Most of them only have the ones you were given because they were on the police department at the time (the American flag, and the green and white ribbon). Pathetic! I'm going to go eat a Whopper, I'm stressed out.

8/15/2008 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you notice the pattern that if you worked in Management and Labor affairs or were the CAPS Lt you will become Commander???

8/15/2008 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...Stevie, we brought you on the team...we looked out for you, protected you...we welcomed you with open arms...you turned your back on us..."

Whoa--slow down Herbert. Take a deep breath. Someone please get this guy a teddy bear or something.

8/15/2008 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mongo like Burger King!

8/15/2008 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey--UIC basher--we got the message. We got in loud and clear and from everyplace. Sorry they wrote you a ticket.

8/15/2008 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the Commander of 012 a man or a woman? From the picture it looks like an old lady with lipstick and eyeliner...transgender? Hey, not that there's anything wrong with that!

8/15/2008 01:16:00 AM

I worked with Dennis Keane as a detective for 10 years and worked for him as a sgt for another 3 years. His laast job was the violent crimes lt in area 2. he was on this job well over 20 years before he made supervisor. He is one of a handful of bosses left on this job who knows whats what when the shit hits the fan. If your chickenshit ass ever did any police work in area 2 or area 4 you'd know who he is. You're probably the ladyboy that posts every day about the area 3 saturation team's dating arrangements. Go fuck yourself.

8/15/2008 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Many of these guys have resumes as complete as can be expected .... why all the negativity? What do you guys expect, superheroes? Get over yourselves ....

8/15/2008 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OFFICERS IN OO6 WATCH OUT FOR SGT BELL AND TRAIN. YOU KNOW WHO. HE'S ONLY BEEN A SGT. A FEW MONTHS AND HAS ALREADY INITIATED 9 CR #'S. WHAT AN ???HOLE.

8/15/2008 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

great job last nite in 009th district at 53/wolcott. sarge calls a 10-1 cause theres a couple hundred shitheads having a party and they start talking shit to the sergant. units from inglewood, and all over the city respond. so we end up clearing up the party and everyone dispurses. now thats fucken power. if only we could all stand together we could have so many changes take place in our department. instead of talking shit about the tact teams, how much we hate daley and meeks, we could unify and bring this department back to what it was. a great fucken department that has pride.......................

8/15/2008 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets add a question to each of there profiles. Who is your clout?? If the readers know please post.

8/15/2008 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it to late to yell, "ICEBERG"???

8/15/2008 04:45:00 AM

At least 6 months too late...perhaps more, though.

8/15/2008 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, LM....014....a face only Arrrsssseeeeee could love. No. Wait. F***. Not love. F***. Sorry. My bad.

8/15/2008 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"wake me up when september ends" flip

8/15/2008 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO 8/15/08 06:41:00am
HEY,DONT PUT THE STOOGES IN THE SAME PARAGRAPH WITH THESE IDIOTS.THATS AN INSULT TO THE STOOGES."SOITENTLY"!!!!YUKYUKYUK...

8/15/2008 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU LET ME DOWN STEVIE, I GUESS ILL SEE AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD. So long to you IGOR.....
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HA HA! I know exactly who you are.

8/15/2008 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"um, you would think in the age of digital photos, maybe just a little color could of been added to the person from the 12th dist". more air brushing please. wtf

8/15/2008 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How safe do all of you Shitcago residents feel seeing the brain trust that is crewing this garbage scow?

I noticed not one listed any educational achievements, let alone any from a real university.

8/15/2008 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous da real po-leese (retired) said...

Actual street experience is a critical criterion of leadership that all of us respect. I seriously doubt that this wretched group of clout babies has an aggregate of a hundred PART I FELONY ARRESTS between them. No "paper jumpers" need apply.

It would appear that rather than serving as street coppers in district patrol and the Detective Division, these imposters were in bullshit clout units (CAPS, Narcotics, "Intelligence", HQ sinecure nonsense, sundry house mice, empty-holstered paper shufflers and other "spots" out of harm's way) for their entire careers. They are shameless poltical hacks who will sell their souls to drain our pension fund dry.

Based on anecdotal reports, the IQ scores of these people could be a shocking revelation unto itself.

How much time did these suckholes spend working the streets of violent shitholes like 007 and 011?

As far as educational requirements, I'll take a highly-motivated, gifted kid out of Mt. Carmel, Lane Tech or Ignatius any day over the "talent" from city colleges and other Mickey Mouse diploma mills.

If you're young with principles and are repulsed by the prospect of becoming a political (and/or literal) cocksucker and despite the assumption that you have a passion for locking up bad guys and love doing real police work, you have been warned: GET OUT ASAP!

This does not apply to borderline morons with diminished expectations and no viable career options.

8/15/2008 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Is the Commander of 012 a man or a woman? From the picture it looks like an old lady with lipstick and eyeliner...transgender? Hey, not that there's anything wrong with that!

....................

I know that picture is unflattering but he was one of the best VC Lts we ever had in A/2. He always looked out fot his people and was right there with you when on scenes looking for evidence. I hope he is as good of a commander to the people in 012.

8/15/2008 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So.... what did they name the whopper ???

8/15/2008 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the Commander of 012 a man or a woman? From the picture it looks like an old lady with lipstick and eyeliner...transgender? Hey, not that there's anything wrong with that!

Shame on you....the Commander of 012 is the real deal..the real police and he is a great guy. 012 is lucky to have him ..Area 2 misses him alot...and the best you can do is attack the picture? You think your so clever? You can go fuck yourself jagoff...

8/15/2008 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a fucking joke.

This department got a whole lot worse, not better, with that wholesale dumping 5 months ago. I do not miss Cline, that's for sure, but this crop of people? Please. When the new list of district Commanders came out the biggest question was "who the hell is that?"

Weis will turn into the biggest blunder Daley has ever made, and that is in an administration chock full of huge blunders. And this one is all on Daley, he can't point to the Police Board or lay it off on anyone else.

Also, do not look for retro checks before spring, 2010, an do not expect them to be huge.

Now, go arrest people and write tickets.

8/15/2008 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Inspector big bird said...

Dana Alexander and Gene Roy, please read the uniform specification manual. Both of you are wearing the WRONG hat. CPD exempts wear the Navy type brocaded visor. You two are wearing the Army design which is WRONG. Take a look at the hats of the other exempts and see the difference. Please come into compliance.

8/15/2008 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amazing how many of these Commanders are still"wet behind the ears." Thanks for getting rid of politics when picking the Commander Jody, NOT! By the way, Commander Crump Hales, I'll take a Whopper with cheese value meal, hold the onions!

8/15/2008 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the Commander of 012 a man or a woman? From the picture it looks like an old lady with lipstick and eyeliner...transgender? Hey, not that there's anything wrong with that!

______VERY GOOD, I WONDERED THE SAME! "PUT THE FUCKIN LOTION IN THE BASKET..."

8/15/2008 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to late to yell ice berg. we sank a few years back.

8/15/2008 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU TREATED US WRONG STEVIE, but we still carry on. WE would have looked out for you, protected you , etc... WE welcomed you with open arms when everyone else in he District were not very fond of you.

Are you his mother or girlfriend? Don't cry. Realize his clout means more to him than your circle jerk ever did.

8/15/2008 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Imagine how georges takes credit for TRU. It was Voulgaris who designed and commanded the unit. Goerges has no street experience. Then Mealer in 017? He brought computers to every unit. In the academy, he who hide in his office and avoid conatct with blue shirts. Weiss picks him as commander of 017? Weiss had a commander in 017, Capt. Libert but instead played policitcs. Libert did a great job as a acting commander. So much for the most qualified.

8/15/2008 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope this topic gets the biggest post ever. J-Fraud could have not read the resumes of these idiots. Lucio Martinez, 1400, acknowledges that Cease Fire employs bangers. He wants to establish "communications" with them and his Officers. Well Lucio, fuck you! And please don't bring them to Roll Call unless you plan on being there yourself.

8/15/2008 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Tribune article is a very funny tongue-in-cheek, Mark Twainish wack at Prince J-Fed himself. I think it's between-the-lines humour has flown over most peoples heads as if they were a,,, yes a cuckoo nest.

JB..Civilian Interpreter

8/15/2008 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Q-Ball Dana Alexander! Do you really think or believe that your district is 27,000 square miles. Thats twenty seven thousand. Amazing, thanks Jodi!

8/15/2008 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the Commander of 012 a man or a woman? From the picture it looks like an old lady with lipstick and eyeliner...transgender? Hey, not that there's anything wrong with that!
__________________________________

Easy, he is a great guy and deserved it.

8/15/2008 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commander mealer of 017 is so over his head it is not even funny! People are leaving as fast as they can. There goes another district that was good.

8/15/2008 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gene looks awesome as always!

8/15/2008 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
They forgot to say who was merit and who wasn't.

8/15/2008 12:34:00 AM

All merit.

8/15/2008 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU TREATED US WRONG STEVIE, but we still carry on. WE would have looked out for you, protected you , etc... because you were supposed to be one of us, the TEAM but you turned your back on us for no good reason. WHY STEVE? I hope you enjoy your Gold Star friends Stevie, but just remember they are political whores, where as we are GENUINE. We were like a Carnival, everything worked well together. A team like ours comes together once every 20-30 yrs.

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And I though the commanders were the biggest strokes on this job.

I gotta get out of here before this goof starts drinking the bath water.

8/15/2008 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City out of cash?

I want a buyout. There you go citizens of Chicago, buy me the fuck out. Give me some severance and pension payback and I am gone.

Easy fix. I'll go get another job in a place far far away.

8/15/2008 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Built Whoppers? Classic sounds like that movie where they have a dance off. Youve been served.

8/15/2008 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After coming from the F.B.I. do you think J-FED feels like his command staff was taken right out of those bad POLICE ACADEMY MOVIES.

8/15/2008 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a fucking joke, Right ???

The new cast from SNL ???????

8/15/2008 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DID ANYONE SEE CHANNEL 7 NEWS THEY INTERVIEWED SOME ASSHOLE ABOUT OFFICERS SOTO'S DEATH AND HE SAID THAT IT WAS A RESULT OF A PERSONAL ISSUE AND THAT THE POLICE ARE TRYING TO PIN IT ON SOMEONE BECAUSE HE'S ONE OF THEIR OWN AND THEY ACTUALLY TELEVISED IT YOU CAN SEE IT ON THEIR WEB PAGE,FUCK CHANNEL 7

8/15/2008 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I pity whoever they send to 025 to be boss.

8/15/2008 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to admit, most of the media bites read about in "meet your commander" are disappointing.
Especially the cmdrs of the busier districts.

8/15/2008 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it to late to yell, "ICEBERG"???

8/15/2008 04:45:00 AM

Yes. The hold is full of water, the bow is in the air, and there are no rescuers in sight. And I am sure J-PUD will go down with the ship. NOT! He'll push aside women and children to be the first on a lifeboat!

8/15/2008 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the first poster who quoted"only in 003"..What great district do you work in genius..I know not all of the 003Dist.is full of great coppers but the district has lots of good people.I would put my numbers or other coworkers against yours anyday.Dont paint everyone under the idiot "Burgerqueen".

8/15/2008 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous rats brother said...

the workers in 025 will continue to sit on their hands until the goof named Avilla is gone. A do nothing who has been nothing but a chancre on the department. He has climbed the managerial ladder because he is somehow related to the governor.

he is clueless and has no idea what doing police work is about.
Go away Avilla and take the Rat and his wife with you.

8/15/2008 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy should be an Exempt:
The other night, the 010th District - Franklin Park went up for grabs. It got very bad. The Lt showed up and took control of the situation; did an outstanding job. Called the helicopter to video tape the idiots. He thanked everyone that responded at least 2 times over the air. This is an example of a Lt that should be Exempt! Knows his stuff!

8/15/2008 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hurry Post More ...this is going to be Great!

8/15/2008 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, the new bosses in 006 and 022 are great guys and great coppers. Two very stand up guys with a lot of police experience under their belts, intelligent, professional. Superintendent sir, find more like these two, they're around..And don't hold it against them that they have the respect of a lot of the troops..

8/15/2008 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous "big joe" curtain said...

How come dey didnt have dis stuff
when I was around. Den,all the people could see my Navy discharge!

8/15/2008 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ladies and gentleman, you guys are missing the fact that comments can be left for each commander on the tribune web page.!!!!!

8/15/2008 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous rotflmao said...

Detective ShavedLongcock said...
At first I thought that was a cast listing from the movie "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest"

But then I realized that the cast and crew of "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" probably has more police experience than them!

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This cop missed his calling, he should of been a stand up comic. He always cracks me up with his stuff.

8/15/2008 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Pretty sad when a commander is too embarrassed to put down her POLICE experience and instead uses, "I was in the mental health field." as her pedigree. I'm glad Weis looked out for patrol by making commanders from the patrol division. Really boosts my morale. Oh wait, how many of these bosses came from units their entire career? Patrol, unit, Sgt in Unit, Lt. in patrol before C/O of Unit, then Commander. Well that, and years of work in the mental health unit. I do give her credit, she'll call upon it in 002.

8/15/2008 02:35:00 AM

She has quite a few ribbons, did she earn them by fighting the gang bangers in personnel?

8/15/2008 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the words of Dirty Harry from the Enforcer.
Tell us about your best felony arrest. Ok tell us about your best misdemeanor arrest. "Well what the hell gives you the right to this position over men and women who have been busting their ass out on the streets for more than 20 years"? WELL

8/15/2008 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok I will try the Quiznos making exercise, much better than Burger King.

8/15/2008 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Attention All Patrol Officers:

Superintendent Weis has come up with a new plan to encourage pro-active policing and to improve morale.

Starting Monday 18 August, in each district, representatives from Burger King will show us that in order to stop the violence, we must look to the almighty WHOPPER!

8/15/2008 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should have posted their education level attained and where they earned it from. That would be good for a couple of laughs.

I'm guessing St. Regis University, or some other BS school.

My all time favorite is still hibbity jibbity with a GED running the department and is in charge of another city department at the moment. What a great role model for continuing education.

Ohh the stories one could tell.

8/15/2008 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a bunch of DORKS!!!!

8/15/2008 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

off topic.. but there was a shooting in 008 today. it was all over the news of four people shot. it was hilarious to see all the 008 tac warriors out there standing in the middle of the street with the typical hands in the vest. i got a friend that works in 008 and from the sounds of it all the guys in patrol did all the work with getting the bad guy and working the scene and getting all the info together ...tac did nothing because they are inexperienced morons... hopefully all of you saw them on the news just standing around thinking they were something special..what a bunch of loosers, go get your residue pipe arrests and drinkers ..just a bunch of useless do nothing fasion police..(p.s... this does not apply to 008 gang teams..at least you guys can get a better arrest than an 1811 or dopw)

8/14/2008 01:09:00 AM

Hey Dick Face everything was done. Get your facts straight bad guys caught and there was nothing to do. Sounds to me you are a 3rd watch loser who can't get on tact. If you would like to confront us be a man about it and come into the tact office and tell this shit to our face....You are a fucking coward.

8/15/2008 12:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone needs to hire better photographers to take official portraits.

One guy looks like he has brown fuzz on both sides of his face.

8/15/2008 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crump-Hales states the problem in her district is "youth violence" so what is she doing about it, she b gonna teach these little F^$#S to play chess....AWESOME response boss !

8/15/2008 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MY GOD, WHAT AN EMBARRASSMENT.

DALEY'S CROOKED DEMOCRATIC PARTY AT WORK

8/15/2008 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, civilian here, what's with this 025 curse everyone keeps talking about?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

You ever heard of the IRISH CURSE? Well that be the curse of 025, a bunch of dickless bastards rattin' each other out.

8/15/2008 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MEET YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD TOP COP

Rogers Park District Cmdr. Steve Caluris
Joined Chicago police in 1989. Previous experience: Narcotics and gang investigations deputy chief; special functions assistant deputy superintendent; Area 3 deputy chief; deployment operations center commander.





Narco Def Chf? Spec Funct ADS? A3 DEf Chf?? Cmdr of 24? How did this guy keep his Gold Star?????

8/15/2008 01:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can they pls list their Det, Sgt and Lt rankings?

8/15/2008 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and they wonder what the problem is...............

8/15/2008 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Monroe District Cmdr. Dennis Keane
looks like someone's grandmother...
Go see your neighborhood Top Cop at:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-chicago-police-districts-web,0,3557861.storygallery

8/15/2008 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OFF TOPIC:
08C104 RASIC V. City of Northlake

FMLA case
Chief Koletsos qualified immunity motion to dismiss denied.
This issue had never been decided in this jurisdiction.
Thank you

8/15/2008 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lucio looks like a Mexican Crypt Keeper, and is full of shit. Hey Lucio, we did not address the issue during the tour because you are a spineless fuck with a bad toupee, and officers don't like you or the way you talk down to them. Go out on your boat and get some sun you albino vampire.
The Burger King story is fucking priceless, I am glad I don't work there. I want to know who wrote the answers for the commanders, it sure wasn't them. I just wish it was in the SunTimes so that all those liberal fucks could see the department that they and Daley created. WE ARE FUCKING DOOMED.
CLOUT HAS BEEN KILLING THIS DEPARTMENT FOREVER..PLEASE PATRICK FITZGERALD..TAKE DALEY AND ALDERLOSERS DOWN..LOOK INTO THE MERITORIOUS PICKS AND STOP THIS INSANITY..I DONT HAVE LONG TO GO.

Inquiring minds want to know educational experience and where they went to school, as well as on the job performance, and what they have done on this job specifically. Then you will find all the political patronage, and why these people could not stop crime in outer space.

8/15/2008 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Ray Bam Bam Burger Wilke said...

Man these bitches got nothing on me Joe! Wait until Ginger makes me SGT and then in no time I will be a LT and then Commander.

My resume is God like - over 300 honorables, been in several shootings - with one confirmed kill, a CAPS award, I have lots of officer of the month awards, and I even have the highly regarded Traffic Stop Of The Month Award to go with a few of my DOC Awards. I am the real deal Joe. Just wait until I finsih up my degree and then go to law school - my shit will be legit.

On top of all of that, I will allow my troops to eat for free at any place they want,just as long as you do not burn up my name sake, Burge Kig.

I would have to bam you with a left and then bam with my right and knock your ass out if you did that Joe! Take that Lilly Dump-Bales

8/15/2008 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2 killed in 014 Dist., Hey 1400 you still want Cease Fire to come in and talk to roll call about gang violence?

8/15/2008 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crunp-Hales having the 2 schools having a "conflict" come together by making Whopper hamburgers. Fucking Priceless! I'm sure Burger King was happy to give away some pattys and buns to these mutts....

Maybe in 010, they can have a burrito building exercise...

8/15/2008 12:28:00 AM
CRUMP is as a dumb as you can find ..this had to be a clout pick..ol jodi can't be that stupid

I want 003 ...for some crump burgers

8/15/2008 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And what about 002's Commander? No mention of any law enforcement experience, only that she worked in the field of mental health? What the hell is up with that? I know there's a lot of mentals in 002 but come on!
///////////////////////////////////

Came in and demanded no prisoners in roll call room...even though room is designed to handle them...and, it is an area. So, many offenders at same time. She thinks it's safer to be up close and personal with offender while processing them.
Also, turns back some good honorable mentions as police work.

8/15/2008 02:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I actually know several of them and like most of them. But what really qualifies them from anyone else. Are they superior police officers? Probably not, most just showed up and did their job whatever that was. Very few people on this job actually would be qualified for the top spots. I have seen very few who have earned the spot. But the thing most important is how much do those that work for them respect them. Most bosses that are respected get the most out of their troops. So when JFED replaces bosses how about going for those that have some what earned it and are respected by by the rank and file. This (who you know thing) has to be supported by repect and what has been earned!!!

8/15/2008 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SEISER SHOULD BE COMMANDER, SEISER ROCKS AND STILL RUNS IT.
JOHN MCCAIN FOR PRESIDENT AND SEISER FOR VICE PRES.

8/15/2008 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To boost morale, Mueler showed us P.O.'s new ways to implement the Atari 2600.

8/15/2008 02:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To "Notice the problem in 024 is something that is NOT ILLEGAL and no one can be arrested for it: Loitering. What a joke!!!"

You do know if they don't have an I.D. on them and at least a dollar in their pocket, they can be locked up for vagrancy.

8/15/2008 03:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Playing devil's advocate: maybe Cmndr Lewis (002) thought that they were asking about prior experience to the police dept and not just becoming commander. maybe.

but she has not dealt with any incidents in her district? what the hell is she doing? wearing out the chair in her office?

and oh yeah, Cmndr Lucy Moy-Bartosik (020) - can you answer the question asked about a recent event? Talking about how it sucked to be a female officer 25 YEARS AGO does not constitute as RECENT.

8/15/2008 03:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it to late to yell, "ICEBERG"???

*********

LMAO!!!!!!!

8/15/2008 03:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are all big jokes, we are no longer laughing.

8/15/2008 03:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us. America loves Burgers, and we're America's Burger King.

8/15/2008 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look at Lillie....her flag pin is upside down. She really is a moron.

8/15/2008 04:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ask to see deputy chief james keating's resume i'm sure you'll find it very interesting.

8/15/2008 04:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fed is probably re-thinking keeping one of those commanders. Looks like most of the Tow Truck Scandal goes back to when Avila was in 014. Now in 025, Avila is looking at a big EEOC beef. Sal - Don't tell the FBI you want to replace people because they are not Hispanic!

8/15/2008 04:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what lovely bunch of coconuts. these are all political appointees.

8/15/2008 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Lucio looks like a Mexican Crypt Keeper, and is full of shit. Hey Lucio, we did not address the issue during the tour because you are a spineless fuck with a bad toupee, and officers don't like you or the way you talk down to them. Go out on your boat and get some sun you albino vampire.
The Burger King story is fucking priceless, I am glad I don't work there. I want to know who wrote the answers for the commanders, it sure wasn't them. I just wish it was in the SunTimes so that all those liberal fucks could see the department that they and Daley created. WE ARE FUCKING DOOMED.
CLOUT HAS BEEN KILLING THIS DEPARTMENT FOREVER..PLEASE PATRICK FITZGERALD..TAKE DALEY AND ALDERLOSERS DOWN..LOOK INTO THE MERITORIOUS PICKS AND STOP THIS INSANITY..I DONT HAVE LONG TO GO.

Inquiring minds want to know educational experience and where they went to school, as well as on the job performance, and what they have done on this job specifically. Then you will find all the political patronage, and why these people could not stop crime in outer space.

8/15/2008 01:56:00 PM

And what were their "performance ratings" Looks like jody picked a bunch of losers respect them yea ok boss not now not ever!!

8/15/2008 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the Commander of 012 a man or a woman? From the picture it looks like an old lady with lipstick and eyeliner...transgender? Hey, not that there's anything wrong with that!

8/15/2008 01:16:00 AM

I worked with Dennis Keane as a detective for 10 years and worked for him as a sgt for another 3 years. His laast job was the violent crimes lt in area 2. he was on this job well over 20 years before he made supervisor. He is one of a handful of bosses left on this job who knows whats what when the shit hits the fan. If your chickenshit ass ever did any police work in area 2 or area 4 you'd know who he is. You're probably the ladyboy that posts every day about the area 3 saturation team's dating arrangements. Go fuck yourself.

Thats right....best Commander in the city...great boss

8/15/2008 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Having been a member of the exempt family and actually retiring as one I speak from experience when I say there at one time were three ways to become exempt, actually being qualified someone who could actually do the job, department clout, and political clout. With perhaps two notable exceptions all the remainder are political clout. In order for the city to stand a chance the aldercreatures will have to again get burned for illegal promotions and then get a real superintendent who can pick the majority of his team, and then send the so called reverends to the county hospital to have their big lips clamped shut.

8/15/2008 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT)All that talk about 006 starting up a new team is b.s. Sgt Parker is not heading a new team. He is fine working 2nd watch with us. Please stop making stuff up about a new team. They do not exist. It's all lies. Get your facts straight before coming on here and saying 006 is starting a new team. We have plenty of tac guys doing enough. Sgt Parker came to us from Narcotics to get away from the action. Give the man his space. That new team does not exist. ask anyone in 006...they do not know of any team?

8/15/2008 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You want a buyout??

Yeah, and the jagoff on the 5th floor of Chicago Criminal HQ will look at the number, divide it by a small number and that will be your health care insurance premium.

The money he gives he will take back because the city can't afford to pay us any buyout.

8/15/2008 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commander mealer of 017 is so over his head it is not even funny! People are leaving as fast as they can. There goes another district that was good.

8/15/2008 09:51:00 AM

__________________________________

The last transfer order had about 6or 7 people bailing out of 017. WTF?

8/15/2008 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I actually know several of them and like most of them. But what really qualifies them from anyone else. Are they superior police officers? Probably not, most just showed up and did their job whatever that was. Very few people on this job actually would be qualified for the top spots."

It's apparent what the overall theme is in your Post,"TO KNOW THEM IS TO BLOW THEM"

Stick your showed up & got rewarded nonsense,if you don't Have clout you're not getting the Goldstar.PERIOD.
That's what it's all about Whiteshirt SUCKASS!!

8/15/2008 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where are all the Vietnam era veteran bosses? Are any of these commanders military veterans?

8/15/2008 05:20:00 PM  
Anonymous A/2/VC said...

Commander Keane of the 12th District is probably one of the most experienced out of the bunch. Very deserved promotion he is missed in Area Two.

8/15/2008 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Mexican F.B.I. Guy said...

Club Gibbons - 10

L.A.P.A. - 3

Game almost over. Wait until big creepy gets back into the game. What ever you do, don't answer your phone!

8/15/2008 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the Commander of 012 a man or a woman? From the picture it looks like an old lady with lipstick and eyeliner...transgender? Hey, not that there's anything wrong with that!

Shame on you....the Commander of 012 is the real deal..the real police and he is a great guy. 012 is lucky to have him ..Area 2 misses him alot...and the best you can do is attack the picture? You think your so clever? You can go fuck yourself jagoff...

8/15/2008 08:51:00 AM

Good comment on dildos comment, if you work in 012 and your ass got in a jam you would want comm.keane at your side, the last of a dying breed, intelligent man with years of life/police expierience

8/15/2008 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Monroe District Cmdr. Dennis Keane
looks like someone's grandmother...
Go see your neighborhood Top Cop at:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-chicago-police-districts-web,0,3557861.storygallery

8/15/2008 01:51:00 PM

___________________________________

Didn't see the picture but who gives a fuck. I worked as a Sgt. for him for a short time in 006 and my buddies worked for him at the area. He is the real deal,pro police and smart. Also a nice guy without a giant ego. One of the VERY FEW exempts who doesn't have his head up his ass. You are probably the typical fake tan, spike-haired meTRUsexual. Who judges another copper by how photogenic they are? You sir are a weenie!

8/15/2008 05:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it to late to yell, "ICEBERG"???

8/15/2008 04:45:00 AM

Yes. Yes it is.

8/15/2008 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you have a masters degree in police psychology or a masters in public administration you are going to be summoned to secret meetings at HQ to solve the violence crisis. It is only these trained minds combined with the highly exhausted and effective training of the tru unit will society's problems be solved and the city saved.

8/15/2008 06:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Samurai Cop said...

Crump-Hales is a joke. You can see she didn't do anything when she was on the street. That reflects in her inability to command. She's sad.

8/15/2008 06:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm quite surprised that the City Council would allow the CPD to encourage eating fat laden food on these underprivileged children.

Anybody can see that it was a RACIST and IRRESPONSIBLE act.

8/15/2008 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it's great that Commander Crump-Hales is going to get these two schools together to raise the old broiling beats frying debate.

8/15/2008 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey News People, run all of these commanders arrest records when they were P.O.'s. And then follow it with how the city is preparing the security end of the 2016 games.

8/15/2008 06:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are the lifeboats coming??

8/15/2008 06:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weiss had a commander in 017, Capt. Libert but instead played policitcs. Libert did a great job as a acting commander. So much for the most qualified.

This comment is so true. Libert was doing a great job...he's a great manager of people. I remember we had 8 shit birds from schurz who beat a guy with a bat and Libert was out on the street as acting commander and he pulled up on them just as we did. He stayed while we gathered info and witnesses and a positive I.D..
I never see that pussy Mealer out on the streets...to busy playing with his computer....

8/15/2008 06:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the two assholes knocking Dennis Keane. Go fuck yourself!

You want to know what kind of a copper he is? He and his partner were shot at in 10 many years ago trying to arrest a murder suspect. Thankfully the good guys were not hurt. As a Dick he handled a ton of police shootings. You want to talk about Part Ones Junior, you can't hold his jock strap.

When he became a sergeant and came back to Area 4 the whole Area breathed a sigh of relief. An absolute gentleman.

If anyone in 12 gets involved in a police shooting, count your blessings Keane's your Commander.

This was a top 3 choice by the Superintendent along with Eddie Johnson. Another gentleman.

8/15/2008 06:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Sylvester said...

Anonymous Inspector big bird said...

Dana Alexander and Gene Roy, please read the uniform specification manual. Both of you are wearing the WRONG hat. CPD exempts wear the Navy type brocaded visor. You two are wearing the Army design which is WRONG. Take a look at the hats of the other exempts and see the difference. Please come into compliance.

8/15/2008 08:59:00 AM

Hey tweety, it's the other 23 commanders that have the wrong hat.

Personally, I would like to see the exempts wear the old style German helmet with the point on top.

8/15/2008 06:42:00 PM  
Anonymous The King said...

[...]She has quite a few ribbons, did she earn them by fighting the gang bangers in personnel?

8/15/2008 12:33:00 PM

No, for the quickest whooper built in BK history, and for constantly cooking perfect french fries.

8/15/2008 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
To "Notice the problem in 024 is something that is NOT ILLEGAL and no one can be arrested for it: Loitering. What a joke!!!"

You do know if they don't have an I.D. on them and at least a dollar in their pocket, they can be locked up for vagrancy.

8/15/2008 03:01:00 PM



AWESOME!!!!

read it 8-4-100

very funny!

I'll buy lunch for the first guy that posts a CB# that is approved by a WC (no lobster, sorry houses cost too much in this city)

8/15/2008 06:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are the lifeboats coming??

8/15/2008 06:17:00 PM

No. No they're not.

8/15/2008 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What an embarrassment. All obviously chosen just to make sure the class picture looks right. So few there because they're really the police. Where are all the leaders?

8/15/2008 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait--Commander Caluris must have forgotten to list his many years stocking shelves at Dominick's on his resume. Surely that was an oversight.

8/15/2008 08:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT)All that talk about 006 starting up a new team is b.s. Sgt Parker is not heading a new team. He is fine working 2nd watch with us. Please stop making stuff up about a new team. They do not exist. It's all lies. Get your facts straight before coming on here and saying 006 is starting a new team. We have plenty of tac guys doing enough. Sgt Parker came to us from Narcotics to get away from the action. Give the man his space. That new team does not exist. ask anyone in 006...they do not know of any team?

Hey SGT. PARKER STOP patting yourself on the back. Everyone from narcotics know you asked anyone and everyone from reverends to commanders,even politicians to put you in meritoriously. And that comment,"about getting away from the action"? Come on PARKER are you talking about the action of always tslking on the phone never paying attention while on surveillance? Or do you mean the action of always falling asleep?

8/15/2008 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the fuck. I guess the academy is just 6 months of clown school cause this is just 1 big circus

8/15/2008 09:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope crumps hales has her reciept from BK.

8/15/2008 09:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to this blog, 008th District is the only one with a GREAT Commander,Johnny Kupczyk!!!!

8/15/2008 09:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I encountered Cmdr Kean as a Lt in an off duty PO-steps-in-shit-incident. This first meeting was remarkable as he wasn't trying to hang the PO as others were trying to do. He remained professional and impartial, a class guy. 012 has a very good Commander.

8/15/2008 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If that's all it takes to solve and supress crime is food my little old Italian Mother would have been superintendant.

"Come on eat, eat, now put down the gun and grab a fork and napkin"

8/15/2008 09:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have never commented on this blog but please dont speak ill of the commander of 012. He is accomplished, experienced and from my experience as a P.O. in 012 a real gentleman.

8/15/2008 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can everybody please boycott Sneed in the Tribune.The bitch couldn't resist making the comment Bobby wasn't with his wife. They were victims thats all that counts, The rest is between him and god

8/15/2008 09:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie J is still trying to clean up the mess Doty left him in 006. Weis should fire Doty for being so fucking incompetent! He led all of 006 to the slaughter and Weis made him yet another Cmdr. Now he's driving out all the decent po's of 021. Most of us have quit working due to the ruined 006. I am waiting for disaster to happen. Doty has destroyed the Fighting 006th....give up the charade already!
When you see the anger in po's faces of 006, remember Doty gave 006 it's private hell.

8/15/2008 09:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just how many served in the military? I dont see any of the commanders or Gold Stars going off to fight the war on terror. Guess they must be some FAKE WANNBE RANGER MARINES oh Yes being a resv marine that never did anything or went on zero deployments counts for Shit too.

8/15/2008 10:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where my puddin pops?

8/15/2008 10:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well I guess if those little mufukkahs ever get a job, it'll be making whoppers, so it's kind of progressive......either way, all I see with the exempts are a bunch of Whiteshirt Welfare Pimps.

GRAND CROSSING GUNSLINGER

8/15/2008 10:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should post civilian bosses' resumes and qualififcations...that is if they have any...oops, what police qualifications would they have????

exactly-they don'tknow shit about police work, yet they seem to teach you how to do your job...Lay them off...all of them

8/15/2008 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a poster for Jerry's kids.

8/15/2008 10:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are the lifeboats coming??

8/15/2008 06:17:00 PM

The lifeboats are being fixed by motor maintenance.
So that's a no!

8/15/2008 10:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

back when i was a ppo and crump-hales 1st made Lt. (tact Lt. at that)....we made a crack bust...she asked what type of drug was that? 1st time she saw crack....how did she make commander, same way she made LT. : and that reason was because of her racist friend merienne perry

8/15/2008 10:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Q-Ball Dana Alexander! Do you really think or believe that your district is 27,000 square miles. Thats twenty seven thousand. Amazing, thanks Jodi!

That caught my eye also. Another CPS honor student? The entire city is less than 250 sq. mi. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt - maybe it just FEELS like 004 is 27,000 sq. mi...

8/15/2008 11:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 12th District really lucked out getting Dennis Keane as their new Commander. We were on the same watch in the old 10th District. After Dennis learned the ropes, it was pretty evident that he was going places. He was an ace "copper". I wish him all the success in the world. I believe his past performance speaks volumes about his ability. Captain Fitz would be proud of you Denny, you made the old watch proud !!!! I'd invite ya for lunch at Jake & Judy's but they're long out of business.

Congrats Pal....

8/15/2008 11:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MCC 8-4-100 repealed on the 3rd Oct 2001

8/15/2008 11:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you see the anger in po's faces of 006, remember Doty gave 006 it's private hell.

you should see it in 015. nuttin like a revererd coming to rwoc his daughter for fighting with the police. believe it!! it happend yesterday on 3rd watch, he came in and demanded to talk to the Wc. and said his daughter was off her meds. thats better then lt lott giving the guy who was selling fireworks his money back. what a joke. (again)



and again............


more to come......

8/15/2008 11:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want a LILLIE CRUMP HALES Burger with everything on it..Absolutely hilarious..Gang violence will surely stop now because 2 yutes builted a Lillie Crump Hales burger..

You have to love it. These are great times we are living in people. All this free entertainment and we dont even have to pay for the tickets.

8/15/2008 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, last night on 3rd watch in 015. A female was pulled over by two harding working young po's. she had NO DL, no insure & other Ilcs traffic violations, was takken in for a purpose of a TVB (cuz she couldn't shut her mouth) two counts of resisting arrest and she was RWOC when her reverend daddy came into 015 DEMANDING to talk to the Wc. He also mention that he was good friends with good ole puddin pop and that white po-lice were the problem in the black community (don't get me started on that one) long story short she was x-ferred to hartgrove hospital for a mentle problem. Un - FUCKING - REAL!!! Does anybody wonder why shit is down? Fight the po-lice daddy be a rev = RWOC. Sounds like our bosses have our backs. Now go get em!!

8/15/2008 11:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

13 out of 20 male commanders have a mustache. I for one am growing one starting tommorow.

8/15/2008 11:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

012 copper here just want to say that Cmdr Kean is a great boss lucky to have him

8/15/2008 11:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Auntie Bea's reusme shows she served in the armed forces as a Navy "Wack" around 1989.

8/15/2008 11:57:00 PM  
Blogger 12GA. said...

Is it to late to yell, "ICEBERG"???

8/15/2008 04:45:00 AM
--
That cry is heard very often in 003.

That is the codename for the lettuce that the honor roll students place on the BK Whopper during conflict resolution class.

8/16/2008 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have a question for capt. ryan of the 19th district. Where the hell are u for 3hrs a day while i sit waiting for u to approve my arrest report. Happy hour every day. Whatif another cougar is loose on the streets how do we get a hold of you

8/16/2008 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Chicago Tribune!!

You have accidentally revealed what the no clout blue shirts have known and seen for years. The Chicago Police Department has been destroyed beyond the ability mere words can convey. As I read these "profiles" I alternated between laughter, incredulity, near tears, disgust and resignation...

If the district commanders inspire such revulsion, I shudder to think of how the "profiles" of the higher ranked exempts could possibly inspire simultaneous projectile vomiting & bowel movement along with biblical wailing & gnashing of teeth.

Hard work, keeping your nose clean and showing up sober and fit for duty avails the typical blue shirt in Patrol nothing... now I understand why some of the old timers drank the way they did!!

The bosses have lied, are lying and will continue to lie... it's all a dog & pony show so they can advance on the backs of the peed on peons in Patrol. Ability, experience, judicious use of common sense & level headed thinking account for less on this job than it ever has in the past. So you short timers keep running for numbers so you can keep your "spot"... or get "picked up" when your boy gets his Friday before change day phone call/blessing from downtown... NOT!

8/16/2008 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JUST A THOUGHT/ INSTEAD OF EATING NASTY BURGER KINGS WHY NOT EAT THE LITTLE BASTARDS WHO ARE CAUSING ALL THE PROBS IN 003 THE POSSIBILITIES ARE UNLIMITED

8/16/2008 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/15/2008 09:12:00 AM said:
"Imagine how georges takes credit for TRU. It was Voulgaris who designed and commanded the unit. Goerges has no street experience. Then Mealer in 017? He brought computers to every unit. In the academy, he who hide in his office and avoid conatct with blue shirts. Weiss picks him as commander of 017? Weiss had a commander in 017, Capt. Libert but instead played policitcs. Libert did a great job as a acting commander. So much for the most qualified."

You are a fucking idiot!! You have no idea of what you are talking about in the least bit. While E.V. is a great boss he was the fifth (that is the number 5 with a th on the end, you goof) Cmdr of TRU. TRU was thought up by Mauer and Cline, and was implemented and created by Georges and Kennedy. You buffon! The original cmdr. of TRU was Dan Dugan when he was in charge of SOS, then Tobias, then Keating, the O'Donnell, then Voulgaris and now T. Williams. So when Georges says that he helped create TRU, he is 110% accurate, which makes you 110% wrong, confirming that you are in fact a complete asshat. Georges was a great Lt. to work for. Very forward thinking and always looking out for the blue shirts. Don't know what he is like now but I would take my chances working for him anyday of the week before I would work for you, you knob.

8/16/2008 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU WILL ALSO NOTICE THAT THEY PULL OVER CERTAIN COLORS OF PEEP MORE OFTEN THAN OTHER.

8/15/2008 03:45:00 AM

Hey fuck-stick.... do us a favor, if you have a beef with them, go knock on thier door. STOP POSTING YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT ON EVERY THREAD YOU LITTLE BITCH!

8/16/2008 01:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT)All that talk about 006 starting up a new team is b.s. Sgt Parker is not heading a new team. He is fine working 2nd watch with us. Please stop making stuff up about a new team. They do not exist. It's all lies. Get your facts straight before coming on here and saying 006 is starting a new team. We have plenty of tac guys doing enough. Sgt Parker came to us from Narcotics to get away from the action. Give the man his space. That new team does not exist. ask anyone in 006...they do not know of any team?

WHO CARES?? What are you talking about?

8/16/2008 02:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crump--is the American Flag ribbon supposed to be upside down?

8/16/2008 02:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You do know if they don't have an I.D. on them and at least a dollar in their pocket, they can be locked up for vagrancy.

8/15/2008 03:01:00 PM

Damn! That would be me everyday when I go for my bike ride. What does carrying my little .22 get me?

8/16/2008 03:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, Steve (Georgas), it looks like you haven't missed a meal in quite some time.

8/16/2008 03:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to comment regarding Dennis Keane. He is the real deal and the real police. The 012th District has no idea how lucky they are to have Dennis as a commander.
I am happy that he got promoted because he deserved it but he is sorely missed in Area 2. Things only went downhill after he left.
Jody, if you or your think tank are reading this, Commander Keane's talent and experience are being wasted in the patrol division. Keane should be a commander (or better) in Investigative Services.

8/16/2008 03:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OO6 SUCKS BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!

8/16/2008 04:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the workers in 025 will continue to sit on their hands until the goof named Avilla is gone. A do nothing who has been nothing but a chancre on the department. He has climbed the managerial ladder because he is somehow related to the governor.

he is clueless and has no idea what doing police work is about.
Go away Avilla and take the Rat and his wife with you.
___________________________

You misspelled Avila you dumb fuck!
A villa = a town

I know who you are and you're attacking the wrong PO. Leave the PO and his family alone you fucking coward!
Here's a hint: the REAL rat comes out at night, and has always been vocal on how much he hates you and the rapids.

8/16/2008 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmm. When the house-cleaning was done, one of the only commanders left standing was in 009. Bridgeport--go figure!

8/16/2008 06:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are a fucking idiot!! You have no idea of what you are talking about in the least bit. While E.V. is a great boss he was the fifth (that is the number 5 with a th on the end, you goof) Cmdr of TRU. TRU was thought up by Mauer and Cline, and was implemented and created by Georges and Kennedy. You buffon! The original cmdr. of TRU was Dan Dugan when he was in charge of SOS, then Tobias, then Keating, the O'Donnell, then Voulgaris and now T. Williams. So when Georges says that he helped create TRU, he is 110% accurate, which makes you 110% wrong, confirming that you are in fact a complete asshat. Georges was a great Lt. to work for. Very forward thinking and always looking out for the blue shirts. Don't know what he is like now but I would take my chances working for him anyday of the week before I would work for you, you knob.

8/16/2008 01:22:00 AM

WOW. I was wrong. What a line up of excellent command personnel. Dugan and Tobias, two excellent examples of ethics. Now TRU is the joke of this department despite the work they accomplish. Idiot, goof and knob. Very descriptive words from a little man. I still stand by my description of mealer. Thank you for the valuable insight. Now go back to your basement apt.

8/16/2008 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MR. 015 District complainer, you have valid points but learn how to fucking spell!! You look ridiculous.

8/16/2008 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"um, you would think in the age of digital photos, maybe just a little color could of been added to the person from the 12th dist". more air brushing please. wtf

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who cares what the man looks like??? if he's a good boss, what the f*** does it matter? so, is he a good boss?

8/16/2008 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crump--is the American Flag ribbon supposed to be upside down?

8/16/2008 02:45:00 AM

Sure, it's upright from where she be lookin at it.

8/16/2008 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JUST A THOUGHT/ INSTEAD OF EATING NASTY BURGER KINGS WHY NOT EAT THE LITTLE BASTARDS WHO ARE CAUSING ALL THE PROBS IN 003 THE POSSIBILITIES ARE UNLIMITED

8/16/2008 12:57:00 AM

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Great idea. It would be like eating marijuana brownies.

8/16/2008 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, civilian here, what's with this 025 curse everyone keeps talking about?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

You ever heard of the IRISH CURSE? Well that be the curse of 025, a bunch of dickless bastards rattin' each other out.

8/15/2008 01:28:00 PM

Thank you. But cut them some slack. You'd be miserable too if you had a little weanie.

8/16/2008 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can everybody please boycott Sneed in the Tribune.The bitch couldn't resist making the comment Bobby wasn't with his wife. They were victims thats all that counts, The rest is between him and god

8/15/2008 09:50:00 PM

Saw that. It was pretty tasteless. I don't think it was really necessary to mention the obvious, but then she's a fucking jagoff anyway.

8/16/2008 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Lawrence C. Knasiak said...

Dennis Keane was there in 010 when I first came on in 1978. I worked alongside him and that was the Greatest watch in the Universe! We even let Joyce and Maryann work with us. The drones who write clever things about Denny couldn't find a gun if it was in their own holster, and obviously have never had any medical/health setbacks. Denny is the real deal. I wish him the best of luck and hope he can fool the upper-echelon ball-less posers a few years so he may better enjoy his pension checks. Denny - it's an honor to hgave worked with you and all the peeps on our old watch. God Bless and keep all of you!

8/16/2008 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, last night on 3rd watch in 015. A female was pulled over by two harding working young po's. she had NO DL, no insure & other Ilcs traffic violations, was takken in for a purpose of a TVB (cuz she couldn't shut her mouth) two counts of resisting arrest and she was RWOC when her reverend daddy came into 015 DEMANDING to talk to the Wc. He also mention that he was good friends with good ole puddin pop and that white po-lice were the problem in the black community (don't get me started on that one) long story short she was x-ferred to hartgrove hospital for a mentle problem. Un - FUCKING - REAL!!! Does anybody wonder why shit is down? Fight the po-lice daddy be a rev = RWOC. Sounds like our bosses have our backs. Now go get em!!

8/15/2008 11:19:00 PM
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I think this is the type of story that requires naming names. who is the WC and who is the rev?

Big time problem here if there is any connection between the two.

This is the shit that peaks the feds interest. They are chomping at the bit to take down some CPD bosses.

8/16/2008 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Q-Ball Dana Alexander! Do you really think or believe that your district is 27,000 square miles. Thats twenty seven thousand. Amazing, thanks Jodi!

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He may not be the smartest guy on this department, but he's a friend to the working police.

This department has enough smart guys. Tons of guys smart enough to look out for themselves and throw everyone else under a bus. A whole bunch of smart guys that think a computer can stop crime.

What this department really needs is less smart guys and a few more bosses like Alexander.

8/16/2008 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to the guy talking about awards, i have been on 9yrs and cant seem to buy one although i know I have done a few things to merit at least 1 or 2. Fact is many of those "awards" are given to the bosses boys and any ass knows the tact guys write their own honorables half the time and the sgt signs off on them. Even the award process is BS on this job and quite frankly when i do actually get one, I wont ever wear it. I dont need people to know what i did! i leave that for the BS showoffs

8/16/2008 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

long story short she was x-ferred to hartgrove hospital for a mentle problem. Un - FUCKING - REAL!!! Does anybody wonder why shit is down? Fight the po-lice daddy be a rev = RWOC. Sounds like our bosses have our backs. Now go get em!!

8/15/2008 11:19:00 PM

I'd love to read your case reports, Einstein!

8/16/2008 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"13 out of 20 male commanders have a mustache.

8/15/2008 11:36:00 PM"


So do three of the female commanders.

Sweet.

8/16/2008 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Eddie J is still trying to clean up the mess Doty left him in 006. Weis should fire Doty for being so fucking incompetent! He led all of 006 to the slaughter and Weis made him yet another Cmdr. Now he's driving out all the decent po's of 021. Most of us have quit working due to the ruined 006. I am waiting for disaster to happen. Doty has destroyed the Fighting 006th....give up the charade already!
When you see the anger in po's faces of 006, remember Doty gave 006 it's private hell.

8/15/2008 09:54:00 PM

006 was either #1 or #2 in arrests when Doty was commander thats why he is still one in a better spot. Where is 006 now? sounds like he knows how to play the game. And I do believe all the PO's leaving 021 are going to better spots in units, I havent seen 1 leave to go to 006 or 007.

8/16/2008 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous 018 2nd watch, bid spot said...

Georges was a great Lt. to work for. Very forward thinking and always looking out for the blue shirts. Don't know what he is like now but I would take my chances working for him anyday of the week before I would work for you, you knob.

8/16/2008 01:22:00 AM

Hahaha go fuck yourself Steve, stay off this blog its for cops not RATS! He has the personality of a rock. What an ego on this chump, and his brother Spiro is just as bad. Hey Steve way to let the 018 tact guys take the heat for the Cabrini Green riot while you hid under your desk like the pussy you are. We here in 018 know you are a tool so keep that in mind as we snicker at you when you walk into the station.

8/16/2008 11:17:00 AM  
Blogger NorthSide said...

To the best of my knowledge, I have never even met Dennis Keane.

However, if the most widely-respected, active copper OTJ has confided that Keane has excelled in his previous assignments and has earned the admiration and respect of his colleagues, I'd work with his non-photogenic ass in a heartbeat.

8/16/2008 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to agree with the previous comment about Georgas. He was always for the troops, I would work for him again anyday.

8/16/2008 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have a question for capt. ryan of the 19th district. Where the hell are u for 3hrs a day while i sit waiting for u to approve my arrest report. Happy hour every day. Whatif another cougar is loose on the streets how do we get a hold of you

8/16/2008 12:37:00 AM

Just call Stanley's on the PAX.

8/16/2008 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, leave Keane alone. He's O.K.
Or I'll find you and kick your ferret-Ass, DOPE...

8/16/2008 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Georges was a great Lt. to work for. Very forward thinking and always looking out for the blue shirts.
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You must not of been there...

8/16/2008 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT-- Anyone know when SWAT may be testing again?? Thanks and stay safe.

8/16/2008 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
OO6 SUCKS BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!

8/16/2008 04:24:00 AM
They learned it from you , north side loving wanna be cop.
Now get back to Starbucks, beg for for your overpriced cup of steaming shit, and thank God you NEVER have to work in a district like that where you might have to do real police work.
Better yet, get off this job you mouthbreathing sack of nut less shit, and beg for your old gig back. CPD don't need you, you over educated under policing pissy pants, and Walmart misses you.
Bitchlet.

8/16/2008 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
(OT)All that talk about 006 starting up a new team is b.s. Sgt Parker is not heading a new team. He is fine working 2nd watch with us. Please stop making stuff up about a new team. They do not exist. It's all lies. Get your facts straight before coming on here and saying 006 is starting a new team. We have plenty of tac guys doing enough. Sgt Parker came to us from Narcotics to get away from the action. Give the man his space. That new team does not exist. ask anyone in 006...they do not know of any team?

8/15/2008 04:59:00 PM

Parker came to 006 to "get away" from the action ? Are you a goof ?
Oh, and regarding the new team in 006, there's a new invention called the CO BOOK!!! If you'd look in there, Bloggo the Clown, you'd see that Parker's team does indeed exist.
Numbnuts

8/16/2008 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Eddie J is still trying to clean up the mess Doty left him in 006. Weis should fire Doty for being so fucking incompetent! He led all of 006 to the slaughter and Weis made him yet another Cmdr. Now he's driving out all the decent po's of 021. Most of us have quit working due to the ruined 006. I am waiting for disaster to happen. Doty has destroyed the Fighting 006th....give up the charade already!
When you see the anger in po's faces of 006, remember Doty gave 006 it's private hell.

8/15/2008 09:54:00 PM
Amen to that...Hyde Park district is now a Jekyll and Hyde Park district because of that bipolar maniac of a commander;
memo to working 021 po's; BID OUT...NOW!!!

8/16/2008 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take advantage of the opportunity. Go to the web site and leave comments about your DC. Out their clout. Let the public know what incompetents most of them are.

8/16/2008 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dopy had us do an outdoor roll call in a nursing home in 021 wtf is going on in 021

8/16/2008 12:09:00 PM  

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