Wednesday, December 24, 2008

We Thought They Were Joking

Burger King scented body spray?
  • On the heels of the mockumentary Whopper Virgins, Burger King is launching an actual beef-scented cologne to grab attention, and keep the grill marks of its brand firmly seared in to the collective cerebral cortex.

    The fragrance is for real, and retails for just $4 bucks. It's available on FireMeetsDesire.com, the BK site with a slideshow of soothing images of waterfalls and beaches and finally the naked King to get you in the mood for fast food.

Aaaaaaaa....our eyes!!!!

And as of this writing, it is sold out. Word is a large shipment is headed to 003 under armed escort for this lady.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT... Operation Santa..

I tip my hat to the Men and Women of 008. They lined up at least 50 strong in front of The Lee and Perez homes this evening standing in a blizzard of a snow storm as Santa & Mrs Clause brought Christmas gifts for the Children of our departed brothers and sisters.

Made a shiver run up my spine and damn near brought tears to my eyes seeing that wall of Blue in 008.

Thanks for making me feel proud!

Cop with a camera.

12/24/2008 12:25:00 AM  
Blogger Annmarie Ortega said...

Wow, I just looked at the website and it is so wrong for so many reasons... It's like a fake commercial from SNL. "Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat." Ugh... kind of makes me throw up in my mouth a little... And the video of that hairy chested guy wearing the King head in front of the fire beckoning the viewer... I just might have nightmares about that! haha

12/24/2008 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats just fuckin' nasty. Who does BK's ads?

12/24/2008 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous A SCC SUPPORTER FROM CT said...

That 1st Pic Just Made Me Lose Lunch at This Early Hour EWWWW!

As To The New Fragerance/Fertilizer.

To Me, it's A $4.00 Lottery Ticket

Give It Time, Some Alterboy/Rocket Scientist Will Buy It & Then Sue B/K For Making them OBESE or Cancer Ridden.

Bright Idea!

Let Them Use It I Suppose.

The "Odor/Fragerance" Would Bring all Of The Cougars Out of Hiding & "Nibble" some Of The Honor Students Taking Shots at You Guys Outta your way Permanent!

Happy Holidays To All from the St of Ct, Stay Safe Out there ALWAYS!

12/24/2008 02:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CREEPY CREEPY CREEPY!!!!

12/24/2008 02:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perfect. Now she'll have an excuse for all the dogs surrounding her.

12/24/2008 04:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the non-CPD can we be let in on the BK joke with this woman?

12/24/2008 04:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never forget ...

http://blutube.policeone.com/Clip.aspx?key=3E31D71274B826C6

12/24/2008 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please, SCC, keep track of what goes on with Miss BK and her gun incident. Thanks.

12/24/2008 05:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Jeff Joniak said...

Devin Hester, er, I mean Second City Cop, YOU ARE RIDICULOUS!

12/24/2008 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous the bon vivant said...

I'll take a Crump-Hales medium rare with a large carafe of Kool-Aid.

12/24/2008 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My name is Tony Beam and I approve this message.

12/24/2008 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There will be riots in 007 to get that stuff.

12/24/2008 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why isn't anything in the paper or on TV about the men in blue being at the Lee and Perez homes? Is that because is was a good thing?

Good thoughts go out to all the police. Admiration to the Men and Women of 008.

12/24/2008 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re: Operation Santa ... I too was there for the Lee and Perez families. I'm proud to say that I AM A CHICAGO POLICE OFFICER1 and I'm not afraid to say that a tear rolled proudly down my face thinking of these fine Officers and their families. May the always remenber ... we ARE a Blue family!

12/24/2008 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Never forget ...

http://blutube.policeone.com/Clip.aspx?key=3E31D71274B826C6

12/24/2008 05:45:00 AM

Thanks!!!

12/24/2008 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This BK B/S will be her claim to fame. I hope she never lives it down. It just shows how ridiculous of a department we are when we have people with ideas like this at the top. How can any other department in this country take us serious. Fucking Dumb!

12/24/2008 08:28:00 AM  
Blogger Nyctalus Lasiopterus said...

WTF? BK is teh gheyist shit ever. Who thinks this shit is clever? It's fucking creepy as hell.

I was at the drive through late one night, the manager was trying to short me on my french fries. The teenage girl working the window stood her ground against the fat prick and made him come up with another burger.

I wont go near BK ever again.

12/24/2008 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did she turn her flag ribbon right side up yet?

12/24/2008 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Made a shiver run up my spine and damn near brought tears to my eyes seeing that wall of Blue in 008."


It's good to do the right thing. But the self-congratulation on this site can be way to much. If others notice and are inspired that is good. If not, so what. Enough of the constant praising of ourselves.

12/24/2008 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Crump-Hales isn't as dumb as we thought.
She is weaering the Democratic Convention Ribbon the proper way.

http://www.ushistory.org/BETSY/flagetiq.html#q57

To wear our country's flag properly, the field of stars is worn closest to your heart. Further, when worn on the sleeve of a military uniform, the flag should appear to be advancing and not retreating. Thus, if your patch is to be worn on your LEFT sleeve, use a left flag (normal).
For patches worn on your RIGHT sleeve, use a "right" or "reversed field" flag.
Since the Flag Rules do not specifically address the positioning of the patch, a decision is left to the discretion of the organization prescribing the wear. Some elect to use the "left" flag on both sleeves.

12/24/2008 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the non-CPD can we be let in on the BK joke with this woman?

12/24/2008 04:38:00 AM

Go back to SCC archive on 16 Aug 08. Then read.

12/24/2008 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Please, SCC, keep track of what goes on with Miss BK and her gun incident. Thanks.

12/24/2008 05:56:00 AM

That is why she carried the gun at Midway Airport to protect the "shipment." Is she back from Houston yet? Hope her flight is delayed forever! And jody keeps her why? Maybe he should take a strong stand move her and the bumbling unit C.O. at Midway but then again no one has any balls!

12/24/2008 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of jokes, this isn't one:

Here we go again. This is not BS either. Starting 01 Jan 09 the following will be swiping IN and OUT:

007

009

Headquarters.

Close the casket on morale, it is officially dead.

Merry Christmas.

12/24/2008 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is her flag ribbon right side up yet??

12/24/2008 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

501 BABY!!! GO CHALKIE ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!

12/24/2008 10:30:00 AM  
Blogger Nyctalus Lasiopterus said...

Hey SCC, Here is a link to a yahoo news article that you may find interesting. It claims ER doctors say cops use excessive force when detaining suspects. I'm sure you'd want to weigh in.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081224/hl_nm/us_police_er

12/24/2008 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of keeping up with Crump regarding her incident at O'Hare, how about Weis publically endorsing Obama....whatever happened to that? If it was a blue shirt, he/she would have been stripped and answering phones at 311. Please stay on this for us SCC, thanks.

Merry Christmas to all my brothers and sisters in blue.

12/24/2008 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) Merry Christmas To SCC you are kind of like the "Secret Santa" Don't know who you are or care but thank you for all the laughs and the useful information most of all thanks for the opportunity for the regular working copper to have a voice! The dept. will keep rolling along trying to steam roller us the working blue shirts to you SCC and your staff thank you and here's to a great 2009 God bless you and yours! From a KMA veteran p.o.!

12/24/2008 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess her sponsor beavers likes the queens aromatic bk smell, cause he keeps her there! Time lillie for you to fly!

12/24/2008 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
OT... Operation Santa..

I tip my hat to the Men and Women of 008. They lined up at least 50 strong in front of The Lee and Perez homes this evening standing in a blizzard of a snow storm as Santa & Mrs Clause brought Christmas gifts for the Children of our departed brothers and sisters.

Made a shiver run up my spine and damn near brought tears to my eyes seeing that wall of Blue in 008.

Thanks for making me feel proud!

Cop with a camera.

12/24/2008 12:25:00 AM

Wish I was there to see it! It just goes to show you how we as Blue shirts are all "family" especially when it gets tough! God Bless the mighty guys and gals from 008 Merry Christmas!

12/24/2008 11:40:00 AM  
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12/24/2008 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT....I'm just happy that Bush didn't commute or pardon that murdering thief Ryan. Those poor Willis children are the direct result of his lies and greed.

12/24/2008 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the non-CPD can we be let in on the BK joke with this woman?

12/24/2008 04:38:00 AM

.............................
For those who "want in" on the BK:

She was quoted in a Chicago paper about how she is solving crime in her district, especially with gang-bangers. She specfically cited Burger King sponsoring a workshop on dispute/problem solving and negotiations. Gang-bangers were able to decide what to put on their burgers without getting into fights on who puts on the pickle and who doesn't want mustard on their double whopper without getting shot with a 9mm. She gleaned on how this was going to solve the gang crime in her district. I sincerely doubt it if those involved "actually got it" on how to solve disputes through this analogy disaster. I mean you are dealing with high school dropouts and hard-core drug dealing bangers who have rap sheets a mile long for violent and property crimes. I'm sure the seasoned criminals who were playing with burgers and buns were there only for the free food and free stuff the CAPS dept doles out. It was ridiculous and this person gets paid roughly $130,000 a year for this nonsense. You also wonder if Crump got a kick-back from the 'ol BK for her plug in the paper.

As a final insult, Crump was promoted to Cmdr none only by our super Weis who states he's got the best of the best, the cream of the crop running the dept. WE, the men and women in blue...get nothing.

We have to thank SCC for the excellent media coverage and editorials that are brought to the attention to all who want to stay informed.

Merry Christmas.

12/24/2008 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny, in a disturbing sort of way.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

12/24/2008 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I shudder to think about where Miss Lillie will be applying this Burger King Scent !!!!!!!! Yikes !!!!!!!

12/24/2008 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A tip from "Sneeds" column...................

"Crump-Hales to be the 1st "scratch & sniff" centerfold" in the Burger king News Letter ??????

12/24/2008 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that Jody with the King mask on?

12/24/2008 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"For the non-CPD can we be let in on the BK joke with this woman?"

12/24/2008 04:38:00 AM

-------------------------------------

Do you own homework you bottom feeding piece of trash, I mean reporter.

12/24/2008 02:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT

Does anyone know anything about merrionette park police. Mainly a m/2 Sgt with a mustach that rides around in an unmarked? Well this guy is about the biggest jagoff cock sucker I've ever met. I was doing some last minute Xmas shopping at 115/kedzie toaday (Xmas eve) and was grabbing a quick slice at beggers. I was in well this dude comes in asking about my vehicle and says It needs to move. Before I could even get my change this prick says too late and cites me for a minor parking violation. My lady riding shotgun even tried to move into the drivers seat but this guy still says "no". A guy even told him I could take his spot to avoid the ticket and he still wouldn't budge

Now was I parked illegaly? Yes. Do I expect a break? Never, I never even made it known I am the police. But I can tell you that any Xmas I worked I never, never hooked anyone up. And if I suspected he or she to be any public service worker I wouldn't even look twice. So this guy obviously has a huge bug up his ass or is miserable as hell in life. I'd still give any mppd a break any day as j would with any police anywhere. Nut if I get the chance to fuck this guy, I'm doing it. No pun inteded

God belss and stay safe

12/24/2008 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Is Too Weird To Comment On !!!

12/24/2008 03:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Merry Christmas to all said...

Anonymous said...
OT... Operation Santa..

I tip my hat to the Men and Women of 008. They lined up at least 50 strong in front of The Lee and Perez homes this evening standing in a blizzard of a snow storm as Santa & Mrs Clause brought Christmas gifts for the Children of our departed brothers and sisters.

Made a shiver run up my spine and damn near brought tears to my eyes seeing that wall of Blue in 008.

Thanks for making me feel proud!

Cop with a camera.

12/24/2008 12:25:00 AM

A big salute to these PO's from me, too. Lee's widow hugged every PO. Once in a while you see some negative comments about Phil Cline, but he was there, went down the line, shook hands and thanked every officer for being there. A class act. Jody should be ashamed of himself. Probably home wrapping presents for the cat.

12/24/2008 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is grandma ready for digital TV?

http://www.heavy.com/video/59787

Merry Christmas and stay safe.

12/24/2008 03:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL!

I just noticed her star in the photo.

U guys are too funny!

12/24/2008 05:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: I heard something on the news about some fund manager that put some funds from an Ariel fund in the hands of the guy from New York who ran a $50 billion ponzi scheme, Madoff.

Ariel Capital Mangement became heavily involved in our deferred comp funds when Daley arbitrarily shit canned a whole group of mutual funds and included the funds of Ariel Capital Management.

Ariel is run by John Rogers, ex-husband of Desiree Rogers. John Rogers is a heavy contributor to Richard M. Daley and his ex, Desiree, is Obama's new social secretary and former executive with People's Gas and former director of the Illinois State Lottery. I don't know how much, if any, Desiree or John Rogers might have contributed to Blago but with the way things work in Illinois, nothing would surprise me.

I will have to watch my deferred comp closely to see if my deferred is taking any kind of hit due to involvement with Madoff. It's already down like everything else is down. To take a hit because of some thief from New York would be icing on a rotten cake. These people (like Madoff) need to be taken outside and summarily shot and left in the street. This shit is just fucking us regular working assholes way too much.

12/24/2008 07:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC-FYI In most districts today the sgts,lts, and captains treated the troops to breakfast or brunch
along with a dinner snack. Not here in 003. Lillie crumpster dumpster hale provided delicious whoppers cut up in pieces ala white castle size. How thoughtful.

This great organization led by shortshanks, j/fed and the crumpster make me glad to take my police Prozac meds so i will be a counter productive copper. I cant believe how the blinders work. I can see straight a head but not to the sides. It really helps with in progress calls going in circles like an air plane waiting to land, because I will not be there first no more, unless its a ten one.

My father would role over in his grave if he saw what has occurred to his once proud department...
I could see the old buck now when he learned about pro active police work that I do, ie a violence suppression mission with an out door roll call after the homicide,
a seat belt mission after the shooting, a doc mission, an event number for a bowel movement etc etc.

When he talked about the district becoming completely motorized in the fifties he was so proud. Today we are unmotorized no cars, no equipment, at least he had a whistle and a call box. His department was more modern than mine...The call boxes usually worked better than our new radios, computers and gps..

12/24/2008 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Crump-Hales isn't as dumb as we thought.
She is wearing the Democratic Convention Ribbon the proper way.

...............

Hey Commander.. just shut up and keep making the Whoppers.

12/24/2008 10:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

burger king guy creeps me out!!!
1775

12/24/2008 11:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Speaking of keeping up with Crump regarding her incident at O'Hare, how about Weis publically endorsing Obama....whatever happened to that? If it was a blue shirt, he/she would have been stripped and answering phones at 311. Please stay on this for us SCC, thanks.

Merry Christmas to all my brothers and sisters in blue.

12/24/2008 11:30:00 AM

The incident was at midway where her friend ellyn schmitz took care of it!

12/24/2008 11:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC-FYI In most districts today the sgts,lts, and captains treated the troops to breakfast or brunch
along with a dinner snack. Not here in 003. Lillie crumpster dumpster hale provided delicious whoppers cut up in pieces ala white castle size. How thoughtful.

This great organization led by shortshanks, j/fed and the crumpster make me glad to take my police Prozac meds so i will be a counter productive copper. I cant believe how the blinders work. I can see straight a head but not to the sides. It really helps with in progress calls going in circles like an air plane waiting to land, because I will not be there first no more, unless its a ten one.

My father would role over in his grave if he saw what has occurred to his once proud department...
I could see the old buck now when he learned about pro active police work that I do, ie a violence suppression mission with an out door roll call after the homicide,
a seat belt mission after the shooting, a doc mission, an event number for a bowel movement etc etc.

When he talked about the district becoming completely motorized in the fifties he was so proud. Today we are unmotorized no cars, no equipment, at least he had a whistle and a call box. His department was more modern than mine...The call boxes usually worked better than our new radios, computers and gps..

Sorry, Christmas or not, you are a coward that should leave the job, your father would roll in his grave if he saw how you do your job. To drive around in circles so you're not the first to your in-progress job is pathetic and puts the onus on your co-workers who are riding to support you not handle your job for you.

12/25/2008 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Burger Queen ...she would be a security guard at BK without her clout. A waste of a position that should be held by a real commander who knows how to police the streets.

12/25/2008 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
OT

Does anyone know anything about merrionette park police. Mainly a m/2 Sgt with a mustach that rides around in an unmarked? Well this guy is about the biggest jagoff cock sucker I've ever met. I was doing some last minute Xmas shopping at 115/kedzie toaday (Xmas eve) and was grabbing a quick slice at beggers. I was in well this dude comes in asking about my vehicle and says It needs to move. Before I could even get my change this prick says too late and cites me for a minor parking violation. My lady riding shotgun even tried to move into the drivers seat but this guy still says "no". A guy even told him I could take his spot to avoid the ticket and he still wouldn't budge

Now was I parked illegaly? Yes. Do I expect a break? Never, I never even made it known I am the police. But I can tell you that any Xmas I worked I never, never hooked anyone up. And if I suspected he or she to be any public service worker I wouldn't even look twice. So this guy obviously has a huge bug up his ass or is miserable as hell in life. I'd still give any mppd a break any day as j would with any police anywhere. Nut if I get the chance to fuck this guy, I'm doing it. No pun inteded

God belss and stay safe

12/24/2008 03:21:00 PM

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dont know him, but he'e usually watching the east/west traffic at 115th/homan. he parks on homan just south of 115th street. ive been pulled over by him many times. has a little attitude, but usually cuts the police a break

12/25/2008 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of jokes, this isn't one:

Here we go again. This is not BS either. Starting 01 Jan 09 the following will be swiping IN and OUT:

007

009

Headquarters.

Close the casket on morale, it is officially dead.

Merry Christmas.

---------------------------------

I remember us having to swipe in. I did that for about a month

12/25/2008 03:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 12/24/2008 03:21:00 PM:

Park legally next time and you won't have to worry about getting your feelings hurt.

It says "Police" on their cars too.

31YOJ

12/25/2008 05:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
OT

Does anyone know anything about merrionette park police. Mainly a m/2 Sgt with a mustach that rides around in an unmarked? Well this guy is about the biggest jagoff cock sucker I've ever met. I was doing some last minute Xmas shopping at 115/kedzie toaday (Xmas eve) and was grabbing a quick slice at beggers. I was in well this dude comes in asking about my vehicle and says It needs to move. Before I could even get my change this prick says too late and cites me for a minor parking violation. My lady riding shotgun even tried to move into the drivers seat but this guy still says "no". A guy even told him I could take his spot to avoid the ticket and he still wouldn't budge

Now was I parked illegaly? Yes. Do I expect a break? Never, I never even made it known I am the police. But I can tell you that any Xmas I worked I never, never hooked anyone up. And if I suspected he or she to be any public service worker I wouldn't even look twice. So this guy obviously has a huge bug up his ass or is miserable as hell in life. I'd still give any mppd a break any day as j would with any police anywhere. Nut if I get the chance to fuck this guy, I'm doing it. No pun inteded

God belss and stay safe

12/24/2008 03:21:00 PM

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dont know him, but he'e usually watching the east/west traffic at 115th/homan. he parks on homan just south of 115th street. ive been pulled over by him many times. has a little attitude, but usually cuts the police a break

12/25/2008 01:10:00 AM

............

I dont know the MPPD Sgt but it sounds like both of you need to brush up on you IVC. Besides I can just imagine what it must be like working there having to deal with all the CPD and CFD that go to Bourbon St. Im sure they have some great stories. Any interaction I have had with MPPD they have been nothing but great.

12/25/2008 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...I've been pulled over by him many times..."

This says something about your driving.

12/25/2008 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the non-CPD can we be let in on the BK joke with this woman?

12/24/2008 04:38:00 AM

.............................
For those who "want in" on the BK:

She was quoted in a Chicago paper about how she is solving crime in her district, especially with gang-bangers. She specfically cited Burger King sponsoring a workshop on dispute/problem solving and negotiations. Gang-bangers were able to decide what to put on their burgers without getting into fights on who puts on the pickle and who doesn't want mustard on their double whopper without getting shot with a 9mm. She gleaned on how this was going to solve the gang crime in her district. I sincerely doubt it if those involved "actually got it" on how to solve disputes through this analogy disaster. I mean you are dealing with high school dropouts and hard-core drug dealing bangers who have rap sheets a mile long for violent and property crimes. I'm sure the seasoned criminals who were playing with burgers and buns were there only for the free food and free stuff the CAPS dept doles out. It was ridiculous and this person gets paid roughly $130,000 a year for this nonsense. You also wonder if Crump got a kick-back from the 'ol BK for her plug in the paper.

As a final insult, Crump was promoted to Cmdr none only by our super Weis who states he's got the best of the best, the cream of the crop running the dept. WE, the men and women in blue...get nothing.

We have to thank SCC for the excellent media coverage and editorials that are brought to the attention to all who want to stay informed.

Merry Christmas.

-----------------------------------

DONT FEED THE REPORTERS! They are like raccoons. Scavengers that eat trash and if you feed them they wont go away.

12/25/2008 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember--once you leave the city limits, you are not "home".

12/25/2008 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You parked illegally, you have no beef. Its MPPD, thats what they do parkers and movers. Just because you wouln't write someone on Xmas means nothing.
BTW "getting a slice" on Xmas eve with your "lady" "riding shotgun"?
Thats some crazy hillybilly shit right there.

12/25/2008 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 12/24/2008 03:21:00 PM:

Park legally next time and you won't have to worry about getting your feelings hurt.

It says "Police" on their cars too.

31YOJ

12/25/2008 05:40:00 AM


Actually hid car didn't say police, was an un marked. Point is its xmas eve and in my opinion as a policemen, that's a dick move to write anyone for anything unless its absolutly necessary. And I'm sure in your 31 yoj you yourself have taken it upon yourself to park someplace you ain't supposed to. Does anyone park legally at 35/Michigan? Or at the academy? Or at Domestic court? Or at impound hearings? Traffic court? Or on duty while eating ????

12/25/2008 02:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

008th Dist Operation Santa Congratulations for being the real police. That's how all police should roll! Merry Christmas.

12/25/2008 05:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know one thing for sure. If you took me for a slice on Christmas Eve, you'd be looking for a new lady to ride shotgun with you faster than it took that Merrionette copper to write you that ticket. Which is probably why he REALLY wrote it in the first place.

12/25/2008 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually hid car didn't say police, was an un marked. Point is its xmas eve and in my opinion as a policemen, that's a dick move to write anyone for anything unless its absolutly necessary. And I'm sure in your 31 yoj you yourself have taken it upon yourself to park someplace you ain't supposed to. Does anyone park legally at 35/Michigan? Or at the academy? Or at Domestic court? Or at impound hearings? Traffic court? Or on duty while eating ????
12/25/2008 02:56:00 PM



While I haven't written or hooked anyone (except a wife beater) during Xmastide. I do park my police car legally at all the places listed above. With all the haters out there with cameras, it don't pay to park illegally in a marked car for a non emergency situation.

Of course, with the unplowed side streets, the car has to be left in the middle of the street on just about any job.

12/25/2008 07:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"DONT FEED THE REPORTERS! They are like raccoons. Scavengers that eat trash and if you feed them they wont go away.

12/25/2008 10:36:00 AM"


So, what you're saying is that the truth is trash?

12/26/2008 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She has to wear the stuff to get the dog to play with her. Easier than tieing a pork chop around her neck.

12/26/2008 02:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"DONT FEED THE REPORTERS! They are like raccoons. Scavengers that eat trash and if you feed them they wont go away.

12/25/2008 10:36:00 AM"


So, what you're saying is that the truth is trash?

12/26/2008 07:37:00 AM

Useless fucking reporters wouldn’t report the truth. Just some twisted, graphic presentation in order to boost ratings, so ad space can be sold!

To the O.P.; don’t insult raccoons like that, at least they serve some purpose in our eco-system! Still can’t think of a use for reporters.

12/27/2008 02:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. SouthSide says---

"...getting a slice on Xmas eve with your lady riding shotgun..."

Here on the south side we spare no expense.

12/27/2008 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Carrie Nation said...

Beef cologne?

Isn't this a sign of the Antichrist?

12/27/2008 09:30:00 PM  

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