Tuesday, December 23, 2008

#500

  • Chicago has hit a mark it would have preferred to miss: 500 homicides for 2008 with more than a week to go in the year.

    Monique Bond, a Police Department spokeswoman, said the 500th slaying unofficially had been Monday night, but she wouldn't immediately identify the victim.

    This would mark the most homicides in the city since 2003, yet homicides remain historically low compared with the last four decades.

    For the first 11 months of 2008, slayings rose 16.4 percent over the same period in 2007. Yet last year's total of 443 was the lowest since 1965.

Chalkie would like to thank the two people who made it all possible:

Chalkie says, "You guys rule!"

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106 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two words, shortshanks...
NO OLYMPICS !!!

12/23/2008 07:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are both clueless. J-Fed is lost and if he is relying on that Sgt. Hamilton , J_Fed is not only clueless but stupid.
The mayor does not really care about anything but the olympics. Another big count next year might get his attention. After all, the Obama effect only goes so far if the citizens are killing each other .

12/23/2008 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank you for the laugh. an early christmas present. with only 200 new hires next year, the homicides will be 550-600 in 2009.

12/23/2008 07:45:00 PM  
Blogger Stop the presses/ Patrick said...

AL GORE; "SUN SPOT THROWS CHICAGO INTO ICE AGE"
After Chicago spent the last week suffering below zero temperatures and heavy snowfall, Al Gore issued a statement “through my Internet research I have discovered that Chicago Illinois is directly under a Sun Spot. Chicago will be one of the only places on earth that will not experience Global Warming, but instead will be thrown into an Ice Age. There for, I am calling on the federal Government to send and expedition into the North and South Poles to roundup and capture the Polar Bears and the Penguins and transport them to Chicago. There's no time to waste these action must be taken now to prevent Global Warming from killing our Artic friends. I am also calling on the government to use ‘Tom Hanks Polar Express Train ' to transport the animals. These quick and decisive actions will save the animals and give a much need boost to the Polar Express, which has lost revenue due to the down turn in the economy. The City of Chicago will also benefit from the increase in tourist who will, come to see the animals roaming Chicago.”

The People of Chicago also issued a statement. “With 500 homicides this year we already have animals roaming Chicago, but we welcome Al Gore’s plan and we only ask one minor change. We will go along with the plan as long as the Federal Government agrees to roundup and capture Mayor Daley, Governor Blagojevich, Jesse Jackson, Jesse Jackson Jr., the city Aldermen and the entire Cook County Board. In this manner it will be an even trade, Bears and Penguins for rats and snakes”

12/23/2008 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC YOU ARE SO SILLY!!!!!!

12/23/2008 08:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Blue Star said...

That pic is great. To all of you that wear blue...God Bless, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Please be safe out there and back each other up.

12/23/2008 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That picture is great!

NOTE TO THE "CITY":

Give us a decent contract and loosen our hands that you tied behind our backs, and we MIGHT help you get those numbers down.

Otherwise:

"Let the bodies hit the floor!"

12/23/2008 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous HOMICIDE STATS as of 12/22 said...

HOMICIDES BY AREA THROUGH 12/22:

A1: 129
A2: 166
A3: 23
A4: 104
A5: 79
___
501

LEADING DISTRICTS BY RANK

1. 007/46
2. 011/45
3. 004/44
4. 003/40
5. 006/39
". 010/39

More than half (253) of the City's
homicides occurred in the above six districts. Less than 5% of the City-Wide total occurred on the North Side (Area 3).

12/23/2008 08:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The burger scented cologne is sold out! It was grate for spraying on DOAs!

12/23/2008 08:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They're geniuses, evil geniuses!!!

12/23/2008 08:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Want to live a less stressful life?

Why not try "The Fireman's Guide to Policing"?

It's very easy.

1. Start your tour.
2. Find a "station" (ie, gas station, library, factory, hidie hole).
3. Wait for a call, and take care of business.
4. Repeat steps 2 & 3.

It's worked months for me, and unless it's a 10-1 or Police related emergency, f*** it.

No Contract, No Work.

12/23/2008 08:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's just not funny,the wasted potential of this city and department is sickening.

12/23/2008 08:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how many agg. batt. were there.

bet the number is a lot higher than the previous years.

12/23/2008 08:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOLY ME Little ME Batman!!!

Two of the biggest jag offs to control the Chicago Police Department.

Get rid of both of them and I guarantee the rate goes back down.

12/23/2008 08:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actor Buys Guns for Phoenix Police
Newsday (New York)

The Phoenix Police Department has gotten some high-powered goodies courtesy of actor David Spade.

The one-time Phoenix resident donated $100,000 so that the department can buy approximately 50 AR-15 rifles, The Associated Press reports.

Spade said he wanted to make the donation after seeing a TV news report about Phoenix officers having to buy their own rifles. Spade grew up in the Phoenix area and graduated from Arizona State University.

Phoenix Police Sgt. Alan Hill says the rifles will be given to patrol officers and that the agency was grateful for the gifts.

12/23/2008 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2009 coming in shortly. 509 going out. added the pick of 509.

12/23/2008 09:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess it is time for another

PAX 501

12/23/2008 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sorry I can't celebrate your job in reaching 500, especially considering the innocent infants and police officers included in that number...
Yes a lot of the 500 deserved it and probably saved lives by killing some of them, but our City is falling apart around us, and yes we don't have a new contract, but I came on this job to fight crime not encourage it...But everyone is entitled to their opinion.

12/23/2008 09:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the 14th district Tact/gang plain clothes unit that came to 018 and got full boated - Quit now you worthless pieces of crap - You not only have you made the department look bad, Again! But You are about the Dumbest S.O.B's ever. Your actions were beneath juvenile and they endangered people. Hey Dick wads - next time don't pay with a credit card. I hope when the c.r. is completed you take serious time.

12/23/2008 09:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

best photoshop yet Just a shame someone died because of those two clowns

12/23/2008 09:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just like the city saying it's doing a great job plowing the streets,they'll put a spin on the 500 and no one will care. The apathy in this city is rampant. Let's create a new unit or two, that'll solve the problem,lol.

12/23/2008 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good job....you have proven that Feds truly are useless...and all of your slick talk accomplished ZERO......maybe if you got your head out of Daley's ass for a minute and promote qualified people.....you could set this department on the right path.....we don't even have a contract.......get a clue dude, you are in way over your head.

12/23/2008 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How could this be? Chicago has one of the strictest handgun laws in the nation. A lot of outsiders must be coming in to Chicago to commit these murders. This silliness must end!

12/23/2008 09:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More than half (253) of the City's
homicides occurred in the above six districts. Less than 5% of the City-Wide total occurred on the North Side (Area 3).

12/23/2008 08:21:00 PM

MAN THAT'S RACIST!! What u suggestin??

12/23/2008 09:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have been waiting all summer for this!!!! Congrats to Daley and J-fed!!!!! You GUYS ROCK!!!!

12/23/2008 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, Mr. Weis, you and Masters certainly got some 'splainin' to do! So much for "leading this Dept. into the 20th century."

12/23/2008 09:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shortshanks should make that his official Mayoral photo. It flatters him & his stooge.

12/23/2008 09:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes, we are at 501 with weeks to go. god i love this city.

former worker now retired. ha,ha,ha

12/23/2008 09:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wide total occurred on the North Side (Area 3).

12/23/2008 08:21:00 PM



I bet most happened in 024

12/23/2008 10:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The burger scented cologne is sold out! It was grate for spraying on DOAs!

12/23/2008 08:21:00 PM

Did lillie sell out? by the way where is lillies gun? Does ellyn have it? More mismanagement from the "morale destroyer" Her j-fed she gots 2 go!

12/23/2008 10:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Salt my fucking street you jagballs!

12/23/2008 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good job j-fed we couldn't have done it with out you.

former worker now retired. ha,ha,ha

12/23/2008 10:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
HOLY ME Little ME Batman!!!

Two of the biggest jag offs to control the Chicago Police Department.

Get rid of both of them and I guarantee the rate goes back down.

12/23/2008 08:54:00 PM

along with the screaming skull-masters-ric flair aka leo- the list goes on and on! "idiots I say are they idiots"?

12/23/2008 10:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

woo hoo!

12/23/2008 10:04:00 PM  
Anonymous westside, inside do-nothing said...

To whoever is keeping track of these statistics, please note that you'll need to add an additional twelve killings to the list sometime between 0100 and 0200 hrs. on today's date. That'll be the approximate time I'm done killing the 12 Millers that I currently have unlawfully restrained in the trunk of my car.

12/23/2008 10:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Ghost of Waynebo said...

I'm not impressed. I was working when it topped 1,000. 500 gives only the hair gel goons hard ons.

12/23/2008 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous number 2 said...

He will lower the crime rate for 5million dollars.Bwa hahha. Make that 310k a year. What if we get hit by a terrorist attack? Does J-fed still get paid because of his anti terrorist expertise.

12/23/2008 10:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not how many people are murdered.
Most times, the police have no control of this.
It is how many murders, the police make arrest, and how many are successfully tried in court.
That's what counts.

12/23/2008 10:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have got to love the statement made by the Mayor and Streets & San Super today on the news.

They stood there and stated that the City is not at fault for the condition of the side streets.

They blaimed it on the Citizens of Chicago!!!

WTF???

Yes it is my fault that my street is inpassible. Why you ask? I guess it is now my job to go out there and shovel the street clean.

Even though I pay the highest taxes in the country and have not seen one snowplow on my street this winter, it is still my fault.

The Mayor has spoken, so it must be true!

12/23/2008 10:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, Area 3 has only 5% of the homicide comitted in Chicago. They also have the lowest Clear Up Rate!

12/23/2008 10:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets go for 550!

You can do it Chicago!

12/23/2008 10:31:00 PM  
Blogger Westcide Dog said...

Worked in Filmore when we had over 100 a few years in a row. We still didn't lead the city on homicides. Now that we've reached the 500 mark, I'll de-police more with a bit of a smirk on my face.

To the douche nozzle that came on the job to "fight crime". Your doctor called and upped your script for Haldol. Ask Pat and Vanna if you could buy a clue in the meantime.

Lastly I want you all to remember all of our brothers that have fallen in the line of duty. It's been a damn sad year on that front. Keep them and their families in your prayers. I know I will.

Merry Christmas and Happy New year to you all! Make 'em squirm a bit more in 2009!

12/23/2008 10:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how many agg. batt. were there.

bet the number is a lot higher than the previous years.

12/23/2008 08:34:00 PM

041A/041B's are around 1,900

12/23/2008 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to these folks who are depriving us of their valuable services what difference did you make before you "quit" working. You have to have worked at something to quit it.

12/23/2008 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LEADING DISTRICTS BY RANK

1. 007/46
2. 011/45
3. 004/44
4. 003/40
5. 006/39
6. 010/39

------------------------------------

I might get some shit for this post but who cares. Instead of the DOC and moving TRU/MSF/Gang Teams in and out of districts, just keep them in the 6 above district and (005, 008, 009 and 025). Don't move them around, keep 10 or so units in these districts at all times...

12/23/2008 11:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Area 2 and all its Districts have the most murders AND the most crime, why don't they have the most police officers and Detectives assigned permenantly to those places? Also, why aren't the boundaries of the Districts and Areas ever changed, for decades? Nobody in H.Q. smart enough to figure it out, or just too many Alder-thieves and Rev-e-rear-ends calling the shots to the real police imposters at the HQ.?

12/23/2008 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GREAT PICTURE SCC; the "TWEEDLES", Dee and Dumb.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
LMAO.

12/23/2008 11:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AL GORE SAYS:
My Belly-Button lint is sooo popular with the Chicks. More on my genius and Global Warming real soon!

12/23/2008 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the douche nozzle that came on the job to "fight crime". Your doctor called and upped your script for Haldol. Ask Pat and Vanna if you could buy a clue in the meantime.
I'll buy my haldol for me and for you I'll get some balls, brains, and heart, because you have none..I'm sure when you get your new contract you will just find another excuse to be the piece of shit you obviously are.....

12/23/2008 11:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

I LOVE IT!

Chicago is now East St. Louis by the lake!!

Merry Xmas Daley, we the thin blue line present you with the big box o' doo-doo you deserve for ruining this city & department... now settle up the contract... 5 or 6% per year free & clear (ie no increasing the medical the same amount) & proper accounting on the retro... we paid taxes on that money already, no bullshit 35 - 40% whack like it's windfall, ya short fingered turd!

then maybe we'll consider helping to take the streets back...bunch of other shit needs to change too... until then the police are in self preservation mode... let the animals eat each other, protect yourselves officers, protect your own & each other... let chicago burn since the police are so bad...they should be glad we're not toasting to #1000 but there's always next year. until then, fuck the animals, the running dog rev'runs, the aldersluts, the ass-whore media, the policy group, the feebs & l'il dickie... oh yeah, fuck the olympics too... quit mismanaging my tax dollars bitches!

12/23/2008 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anyone willing to offer an opinion as to why areas 1, 2, and 4 continue to lead the city in homicides?....I mean, really?...just looking for truthful and informed opinions...

12/23/2008 11:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoever is selling chalkie t-shirts, can we get some with Evil dick and mini-weis ??? Those would rock !!!

12/24/2008 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! I love that photo that was worth loging on. thanks for the laugh.

12/24/2008 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...Area 3 has 5% of the homicides..."

They seem to get at least 75% of the posts on this blog that has to do with utter stupidity.

12/24/2008 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous 29 years and a day said...

Some of the 500 visits from Chalkie were some of us

Some were children And I mean innocent children.

So even though Daley would like to see the number at zero and we like what he doesnt like, I think we should celebrate something else

12/24/2008 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear medical abuser in my district,

During this holiday season I only wish that you'd fucking knock it off.

Being hung over & then going on the medical time & time again is getting old.

It's fucks like you that are gonna fuck it up for the rest of us!

12/24/2008 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'A picture is worth a thousands words.'

12/24/2008 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

USA! USA! USA!

12/24/2008 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep puttting cameras, GPS, and other bullshit in cars that tell us u don't trust us. This Dept is going downhill FAST and the effects are being seen with this 500

12/24/2008 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the official stats are as follows for 2008:



District /homicides
001 / 2
002 / 20
003 / 40
004 / 44
005 / 27
006 / 39
007 / 46
008 / 34
009 / 25
010 / 39
011 / 45
012 / 11
013 / 7
014 / 12
015 / 29
016 / 3
017 / 5
018 / 6
019 / 4
020 / 3
021 / 4
022 / 16
023 / 2
024 / 8
025 / 30


Total homicides: 501

12/24/2008 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

500 still ain't shit! Chicagoans used to butcher eachother at the rate of 700+ per year. It only matters politically if we're #1. How's Chalkie's homie in New York doing?

12/24/2008 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Imagine this: this year might be one of the wettest years ever. And by all accounts, it was a cool year. Imagine if it was warm, with not a ton of rain/snow/cold. We'd probably would have been well over 500 in November.

12/24/2008 01:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mini fed ..... oh behave.

12/24/2008 02:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie was in 022 tonite.

12/24/2008 02:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

weis is such a pud

12/24/2008 02:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Yet last year's total of 443 (murders in Chicago) was the lowest since 1965."

Real tired now but I'll get something up here fast on this and come back later. They keep using "1965" as though history began there or something -- I've been seeing this for years.

I even used to have a copy of a Loyola U. study, Homicide In Chicago whose stats began...in 1965!

The truth is that they don't want any before/after comparison of murder rates involving --

* The Civil Rights Act Of 1964

* Congressman Emanuel Celler's immigration reform legislation of 1965 -- the one that tore up the quotas and opened the floodgates

* And, of course, the resultant Gun Control Act of 1968 to make self defense against the results of a) and b) more difficult.

This coy, artificial "1965" starting point is as bad as the current federal gerrymandering of crime statistics by the redefinition of many Hispanics as "White."

GO CHALKIE!

OLYMPICS 2016 -- NOT!

12/24/2008 05:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT--but I gotta say it....

In 011 last Thur I think it was, the day of the bad storm, third watch, walked into the W/C office for something and she was sitting there addressing xmas cards!!!!

I'm sorry, but don't do that shit in front of the troops. It just looks piss-poor. I was actually a little stunned--it looked like all she needed was an afghan and some slippers and a mug of hot chocolate.

As a female P.O., I was embarrased by her and for her. Wonder who her clout is.

12/24/2008 05:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/23/2008 11:01:00 PM

We don't want them in our districts....hows that?

12/24/2008 05:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there a pattern with all these deaths??What could it be??

12/24/2008 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
OT--but I gotta say it....

In 011 last Thur I think it was, the day of the bad storm, third watch, walked into the W/C office for something and she was sitting there addressing xmas cards!!!!

I'm sorry, but don't do that shit in front of the troops. It just looks piss-poor. I was actually a little stunned--it looked like all she needed was an afghan and some slippers and a mug of hot chocolate.

As a female P.O., I was embarrased by her and for her. Wonder who her clout is.

12/24/2008 05:51:00 AM

___________________________________
O.K. Trick!
Make sure you don't make any personal calls from your cell phone at work,ask your Sergeant to SPAR you when you are waiting for you food during "travel time" and make sure you don't check off 'till 30 minutes after the hour. Sounds like you have personal issues with this boss, I'm disappointed that SCC even published your snitch comment.....grow up.

12/24/2008 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Douche nozzle? Thanks for the laugh this morning. I got to use that some time.

Douche nozzle. LOL!!!

12/24/2008 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After the joy of rub Daley's face in this mess please remember the families of those fallen Chicago coppers this holiday season.

God bless them!

12/24/2008 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you did your part too, asshole.

12/24/2008 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me get it straight. People admit and promote in this blog refusal to do police work to show some type of quasi unified front and then blame other people for the numbers. WOW. That's almost as sick as bludgeoning someone shackled to a wheelchair. When does acceptance set it?

12/24/2008 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the 14th district Tact/gang plain clothes unit that came to 018 and got full boated - Quit now you worthless pieces of crap - You not only have you made the department look bad, Again! But You are about the Dumbest S.O.B's ever. Your actions were beneath juvenile and they endangered people. Hey Dick wads - next time don't pay with a credit card. I hope when the c.r. is completed you take serious time.

WHHHAT? Did they get full boated or pay by credit card? You sound a bit confused. Why can't they grab a bite to eat in your district? Do you fucking own it? Are there only a few restaurants in the district? Grow up you whiner. As long as they take care of the waitress with a nice tip- I don't see a problem.

12/24/2008 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Over/Under moved to 514, pays double if it happens on Bt. 514

12/24/2008 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have all these damn units but the homocides keep going up why ? Not because the police aren't doing there job its because You cant control these animals from killing ach other . We have probably over 75,000 gang members and less than 10,000 .How many po's are actually on the street ? You lock these gang bangers up and they dont do the time they should . These are violent offenders that get released after 5-7 yrs the rap sheets are unbeliveable . How many people have you locked up with numerous violent crimes but they are walking the street to commit more crimes . We need to keep these repeat offenders locked up !!

12/24/2008 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I might get some shit for this post but who cares. Instead of the DOC and moving TRU/MSF/Gang Teams in and out of districts, just keep them in the 6 above district and (005, 008, 009 and 025). Don't move them around, keep 10 or so units in these districts at all times...

one word. CLOUT where would they go? they can't do work. their all bs units.

12/24/2008 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With all these future doctors being slain I forsee severe medical shortages in the near future!

12/24/2008 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous 1st and 16th said...

OT--but I gotta say it....

In 011 last Thur I think it was, the day of the bad storm, third watch, walked into the W/C office for something and she was sitting there addressing xmas cards!!!!

I'm sorry, but don't do that shit in front of the troops. It just looks piss-poor. I was actually a little stunned--it looked like all she needed was an afghan and some slippers and a mug of hot chocolate.

As a female P.O., I was embarrased by her and for her. Wonder who her clout is.

Actually she is one of the best bosses to work for. This is the same boss that locked the doors to the station and ordered all the 011th district savages out a little while back when there was a police shooting. What did she get for that? Bumped to the 010th district for punishment, all for keeping control of her police facility. She has BALLS and I can respect that. She has a bigger set than J.A. 2nd watch of the 011th district, that guy is so far up the commanders a$$ when he yawns you can see J.A. bald head.

12/24/2008 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ghost of Waynebo said...
I'm not impressed. I was working when it topped 1,000. 500 gives only the hair gel goons hard ons.

12/23/2008 10:20:00 PM

Pretty good point old timer. Do not forget that we have a shit load of aggravated batts. The hospitals are doing a great job keeping people alive.

12/24/2008 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC:
THAT PICT IS PRICELESS!!!! I laughed all morning! Thanks for making my snow shoveling a little more pleasant!

12/24/2008 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the photoshop is priceless. Thanks for a great laugh. My guess... 512 before the new year....we still have a lot of partying and shooting to do on the west and south sides.

Ghoul pool guess for first murder in 2009 --- Englewood early Jan 1st.

12/24/2008 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder how many "Death Investigations" they're leaving out

12/24/2008 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In 1965 the population of Chicago was about 3 1/2 million. It now stands at about 2.8 million. That is about a 20% drop in population with the same homicide numbers. Who are they trying to kid?

12/24/2008 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We don't want them in our districts....hows that?

Good don't bitch when something happens like always, "where's TRU, where's MSF" whiners, handle it.

12/24/2008 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CAn someone list the agg batts by district too please.

12/24/2008 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More then NYNY at 1/3 the population.

J-Fed came in to clean up all us jagoff cops. Nobody told him he also had to clean up the jagoff criminals.

Heres a toast for every shitbag I see with "criminal" tatooed on his forhead that I dont stop cause I dont have PC. And wont lie that I do anymore.

They want it legit. They get it legit.

12/24/2008 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats what happens when you get rid of good bosses. The latest command moves were much needed, putting some good bosses in good positions. It looks like someone realized what we said all along. As for street level policing, SOS was the answer to keeping the homocide rate down. Since it's inception, it always has been the glue to keep this city under wraps. This glorified TRU unit has no clue on how to police like the SOS guys before them. The bad apples are out, they should have never broken up the old 153. From the bosses, to the office staff, to the officers, everyone knew what had to be done. Maybe Cline should be put in for an administrative gig to help these fools run this de-moralized police department. 500 homocides in a city like Chicago is inexcusable. This is 2008 going on 2009. How the hell can we let something like this take place. These are just homocides, this doesn't include everytime someone caught a bullet and lived. How many shooting did we have this year? I drive down streets in this shithole and it looks like a 3rd world country. I felt safer in Tijuana, Mexico. I am a few generations deep in this career, and this is one of the simplest jobs out there. It's all common sense! Don't let these idiot bosses and book-worm coppers mess up your mojo. Go out there lock up bad guys, go home safe, and have fun doing it. Back in the day we would go out for a beer, laugh off some of the bs that we dealt with during the tour and enjoy each others company, but those days are over now. Stay safe, and be proud of yourselves, each and every single one of us makes a difference. Have a Merry Christmas, and an even better New Year!

12/24/2008 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But I thought handguns were illegal in Chicago?

12/24/2008 02:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess it is time for another

PAX 501
_______________________________

Now that's fucking funny, I don't care who you are!

12/24/2008 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" Anonymous said...
More than half (253) of the City's
homicides occurred in the above six districts. Less than 5% of the City-Wide total occurred on the North Side (Area 3).

12/23/2008 08:21:00 PM

MAN THAT'S RACIST!! What u suggestin??

12/23/2008 09:42:00 PM"

Some folks are more prone to violence than others ??? Racist ? Not At All !!!!! Just the facts !!!!

12/24/2008 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Dear medical abuser in my district,

During this holiday season I only wish that you'd fucking knock it off.

Being hung over & then going on the medical time & time again is getting old.

It's fucks like you that are gonna fuck it up for the rest of us!

12/24/2008 12:54:00 AM

Hey yo fucking "company man" worry about your own shit and if you really want tohave the holidays off get more then 2 years on the job or start using the medical too.

12/24/2008 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep doing nothing and in 2016 we won't have to deal with the circus in town.

12/24/2008 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Train everyone and issue everyone an AR

12/24/2008 04:21:00 PM  
Blogger Westcide Dog said...

"I'll buy my haldol for me and for you I'll get some balls, brains, and heart, because you have none..I'm sure when you get your new contract you will just find another excuse to be the piece of shit you obviously are.....

12/23/2008 11:47:00 PM"

Obviously the script isn't working! Your complete refusal to take off those shit covered glasses covering your naive eyes is an embarrassment to your fellow PPO's. May I suggest you resign and subscribe to a strict regimen or electroshock therapy followed by a deep colonic cleansing administered by Bubba the prison ape.

As far as the pieces of anatomy you wish to acquire, forget about them. If you walked into this job without them you'll never have them. It must suck to be you. I can only imagine how your life partner feels.

My balls are firmly attached where they should be. I have no problem whipping them out to tea bag your cute button like nose if you'd like. It probably wouldn't be your first time either.

My brain is sound, unlike your helmet adorned water head. You should try to get another haircut. The Moe Howard look makes you appear retarded.

My enlarged heart is what's going to be my ticket to disability. Yours in the meantime is being manipulated by Ricky Drippy Dick and his smegma licking cohort Weasel Boy.

Keep working hard you five-headed, beady eyed, department cum dumpster. My silly ass, along with the rest of your academy classmates, will continue to laugh at you.

12/24/2008 04:23:00 PM  
Blogger NorthSide said...

The record for annual homicides in Chicago was 970 when Area 4 Homicide was nicknamed "the Murder Factory".

In New York City, the NYPD reported 2,262 homicides in 1990.

Get this. The 73rd (Brownsville) and 75th (East New York) Pcts. share NYPD Zone 22 radio. That year, a total of 229 homicides were reported within the confines of just these two adjoining precincts on Brooklyn's Zone 22 radio.

At this writing, Chicago leads both NYC, LA and all other U.S. cities in 2008 homicides with another week remaining.

12/24/2008 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Due to over 3,000 murders in the NYPD's First Pct. on September 11, 2001, some will understandably speculate that the official NYPD homicide count went off the charts.

The attack on the WTC was classified in a separate category as "an act of terrorism". Officially, the 1st Pct had only ONE criminal homicide in 2001.

12/24/2008 07:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Westcide Dog said...


thanks for hammering my point home with your endless rant, but I will say very funny...

12/25/2008 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As for street level policing, SOS was the answer to keeping the homocide rate down. Since it's inception, it always has been the glue to keep this city under wraps. This glorified TRU unit has no clue on how to police like the SOS guys before them. The bad apples are out, they should have never broken up the old 153. From the bosses, to the office staff, to the officers, everyone knew what had to be done. Maybe Cline should be put in for an administrative gig to help these fools run this de-moralized police department. 500 homocides in a city like Chicago is inexcusable. This is 2008 going on 2009. How the hell can we let something like this take place. These are just homocides, this doesn't include everytime someone caught a bullet and lived. How many shooting did we have this year? I drive down streets in this shithole and it looks like a 3rd world country. I felt safer in Tijuana, Mexico. I am a few generations deep in this career, and this is one of the simplest jobs out there. It's all common sense! Don't let these idiot bosses and book-worm coppers mess up your mojo. Go out there lock up bad guys, go home safe, and have fun doing it. Back in the day we would go out for a beer, laugh off some of the bs that we dealt with during the tour and enjoy each others company, but those days are over now. Stay safe, and be proud of yourselves, each and every single one of us makes a difference. Have a Merry Christmas, and an even better New Year!

God I wish you old SOS guys would get over it already, there was a time and place for that policework but guess what? these days are long gone, never to return. I've been in both units and there are/were some great coppers and bosses in TRU, the difference was they realized and were told by their SGTS. not to do that type of work anymore, were properly supervised and kept out of trouble. It's a shame but we can't be the police the way we need to anymore and we never will again, we have too much stacked against us, this city, the politicos, reverends etc. are getting the department they asked for, sad but true. You can't scream for law enforcement and then crucify the law enforcers when they do their job. So don't rag on TRU, they came on board when the old SOS style policing was over. I hope you have a Merry Christmas as well...

12/25/2008 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

congratulations chalkie. Scc you're fucking killing me with the photos. Awesome. Lmao.

12/25/2008 02:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, Area 3 has only 5% of the homicide comitted in Chicago. They also have the lowest Clear Up Rate!

12/23/2008 10:26:00 PM

I bet they have the most overtime of the 5 areas.

Look it up.

12/25/2008 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHHHAT? Did they get full boated or pay by credit card? You sound a bit confused. Why can't they grab a bite to eat in your district? Do you fucking own it? Are there only a few restaurants in the district? Grow up you whiner. As long as they take care of the waitress with a nice tip- I don't see a problem.

12/24/2008 09:01:00 AM

Dude you are fucking retarded.

I don't work in 018 but on occasion have eaten there, so I know the ropes. They will full-boat you in a lot of restaurants if you don't work in 018
due to assholes not tipping. It seems to me, and all English speaking Humans that they were full-boated, didn't like it being that they are supreme plain clothed beings and acted like a jagoff. After realizing that he/her only had $2.47 in his/her pocket and decided to pay with a credit card, and pouted all the way back to 014(which has plenty of good food.) Well being that they paid with credit they left their name behind and wolla, a named subject of a CR number.

12/25/2008 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ghost of Waynebo said...
I'm not impressed. I was working when it topped 1,000. 500 gives only the hair gel goons hard ons.

12/23/2008 10:20:00 PM

You are either an imposter or a jag, since 1958 there has not been a tally of 1,000 or more. Furthermore, prior to 1958...awwwwwnevermind, your just a IMPOSTER NEVER BEEN DA REAL POLLICEE JAG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep dreaming what do you have on...7 -10 years on the job...o Yeah your the man......asshole!

12/25/2008 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Bklyn North said...

Zone 22 radio frequency still is easily the busiest in the NYPD. Non-stop with gun runs, shootings and cuttings.

Merry Christmas and Happy New year to all our Chicago P.D. brothers and sisters.

12/25/2008 03:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, there is a pattern in the murders. They were all killed.

12/25/2008 06:19:00 PM  

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