Thursday, January 01, 2009

2009 Predictions


Gaze into our crystal ball and see if you can see what we see. We'll try to keep it short, sweet and simple. Same categories as last year.
  • Politics - Local - Too much of this is dependent on what the feds have on Blago. Thousands of intercepted phone calls? You can't tell us he wasn't talking to committee men, precinct bosses, state reps, senators and Washington DC people. Or a certain mayor. What will Mell do to protect Patti? We expect more scandal to muck up City politics.
  • Politics - State - The Blago case will move forward, he will be impeached, he will be removed from office because Madigan and Daley want him removed from office. If Rod stays in, he will drag down other state-wide candidates and the Machine cannot abide this. Blago's impact will be felt all over.
  • Politics - National and International - Here's where Blago spills over onto the national stage, too. The national democrats will make hay about Roland Burris, but he'll probably end up seated, maybe via a court decision. Obama will launch a series of initiatives, most of which he will have no idea how much they will cost, but he doesn't care about money - he's the "chosen one" who will bring change to Washington. Expect attacks on gun rights, police, pensions, and a bunch more things we take for granted. China continues to cause the US problems, the Middle East remains the most screwed-up section of the world, South America burns like a French suburb.
  • Sports - Bears stagnate, Cubs make a serious run again, Ozzie flips his shit one time too many and the Sox just miss the playoffs, Bulls suck and the Blackhawks begin moving a round or two closer to Lord Stanley, but not quite all the way there. We're missing one piece and that will arrive fall 2009.
  • Department - This will not be a good year. The aggravated battery and homicide rate will continue to climb as the band-aids that are "brainstorms" prove to be ineffective and even counterproductive. Patrol continues to be the neglected child and manpower becomes stretched even thinner. The contact will come up for a vote. Upon ratification or arbitration, expect an extra 100 to 150 retirements along with the predicted 550 or so. Someone up high is going to make a serious proposal at closing a district, maybe two, to alleviate manpower and equipment shortages. One class each of Lieutenants, Sergeants and Detectives. Tahoes arrive. Rifles maybe. Another J-Fed reorganization. Scandals continue.
  • General - We could take a few gratuitous swipes here, but we won't. Too much of 2009 is going to revolve around Washington and Illinois politics and we're sick of it already. Oh yeah, in the fall, Chicago wins the 2016 Games.
Readers are welcome to make their own predictions with the following restriction - we will not allow people to wish death or damage in any way, shape or form upon public figures. NYPD Rant had visits from the feebs and the Secret Service about a certain topic. That ain't happening here.

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101 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daley out of office-Bad health
Blago proves feds Wrong
JFed-he gone due to scandal
US Military fights in Pakistan
Murders continue to Raise in Chicago
Dow Jones Goes Way UP!!!!
Macy's pulls out of Chicago
Chicago Sun-Times Folds for good
New Charges and Jail Time for SOS Scandal

1/01/2009 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

from washington...big busnesses packing up and leaving the country because of taxes,tougher gun laws and maybe legalized pot for small amount or in homes. for us....a truely appauling contract that further destroys morale..the burge trial is a circus with the media fanning the police hater flames. many of the older guys leaving with the medical coverage age dropping to 55..13th district closing and the area being chopped up.the usual suspects footstompin outcry when a police shooting with a rifle takes place.

1/01/2009 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict that a certain testing companys honesty may finally be called into question. Several lawsuits will be thrown into the mix over this injustice and future promotional exams will be put on hold for at least 24 months. Blagos snitching will have something to do with this.

1/01/2009 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interseting your last comment was about swipes...
Swiping in and out begins in 007, 005?, and headquarters. It will become increasingly non-significant as the powers that be realize they cannot do this with the police department. (At least not the way the order is written now.) They will realize that a lot more people stay a little late and don't drop slips than take time one the end. It will show that it will cost the city money and it will be scrapped.
They will make Captains. Notice I said "make" not promote.
Jody will leave (with full pay) in November and we will have our first female Sup.
More changes galore, back to one of the old regimes.
More technology that will never work and take until it is outdated to get to patrol.
State's attorneys will start approving charges for things you would have never thought possible. PSMV with keys and prior permission, etc. They need the caseload to go up so thay can hire more friends....

1/01/2009 01:06:00 AM  
Blogger Westcide Dog said...

My predictions for 2009

Politics-Local: Mayor Shortshanks will finally lose his mind. He'll march around the 5th floor wearing Leiderhosen while singing Danny Boy. He's replaced by his son Patrick "Drunk-Shanks" Daley.

Politics-State: Blago will try and sell his indictment to the highest bidder. In a state of drunken stupor, Bobby Rush pays him then asks what does he gets for it.

Politics-National: The Chosen One makes the cover of Tiger Beat Magazine for 6 consecutive months beating out Leif Garrett's record. Peter Frampton commits Hari-Cari in protest.

Sports: Ozzie and Lou hold a charity jello wrestling match. Ozzie beats Lou by giving him an Atomic Wedgie. Chalkie is picked by the French as their mascot for the 2009 Car Buring Season.

Department: J-Fed loses his temper after the "French Chalkie Coup". Demands reparations in the form of ill fitting speedo swimsuits. Meanwhile Dugan and company bring some sanity back to the department by instituting casual Fridays.

1/01/2009 03:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My prediction is the 019 district tac and gang teams will have to work 8 hours!

1/01/2009 03:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

021,013 will close and the official manpower for the department will be established at 9,000, because that's all we will need because of restructuring and tech advances. Says the Dept.

1/01/2009 04:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every 3000 miles officers operating department vehicles will change the oil themselves.

Except of course the exempt, the lackey officer they toss the keys at every day will do it, after the gas up and car wash.

1/01/2009 05:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We will go through another a year without a contract.

1/01/2009 05:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-fed moves on to greener pastures in 2009.

1/01/2009 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The DOW bottoms out and stabilizes at 6,800.

1/01/2009 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Precious metals hit new record highs.

1/01/2009 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Escalation of WWIII:

Israel launches land based campaigns and incurs significant loses, US launches air campaign against Iran, China projects global naval power, Russia once again gains significant footholds in Latin America, military skirmishes between India and Pakistan.

1/01/2009 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago experiences a significant homicide escalation, +22%.

1/01/2009 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Illinois politics dominate the national arena until mid June.

1/01/2009 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Chicago Sun Times and Chicago Tribune enter a merger agreement.

1/01/2009 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another major police scandal by mid May 2009.

1/01/2009 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bizzare and violent weather afflicts the USA and the world, like never before.

1/01/2009 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The US Dollar continues its gain and then mid-year plummets unexpectedly.

1/01/2009 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago is officially proclaimed the site of the 2016 Summer Olympics.

1/01/2009 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Food shortages become widespread worldwide.

1/01/2009 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anti-authorianism becomes the norm with those below age 23.

1/01/2009 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Major escalation in gasoline prices by early May 2009, $3.63+ gallon.

1/01/2009 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The current financial meltdown becomes a significant reality with record foreclosures and unemployment.

1/01/2009 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The economic fallout will drastically affect the commercial real estate market and will be visibly seen. Strip malls and shopping malls will become up to 30% vacated.

1/01/2009 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of the "Big Three Automakers" will cease to be in latter 2009.

1/01/2009 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Economic woes unseen since the Great Depression will grip the USA.

1/01/2009 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Double digit unemployment hits the USA.

1/01/2009 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

S&P falters and stabilizes around 600 points.

1/01/2009 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict that Ray BAM BAM Wilke will come off IOD to start 2009 in the next few weeks, but Ray BAM BAM Wilke will be IOD, AGAIN, before the begining of summer.

1/01/2009 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The resentment of the European Union will spread outside of Greece to other European countries, namely Italy and Ireland.

1/01/2009 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Bill of Rights will be further challenged by the incoming Obama Regime.

1/01/2009 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Americans will resort ot a more pragmatic lifestyle, gone will be the days of lazy recreational spending.

1/01/2009 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Outsourced manufacturing will return to an accomodating US workforce.

1/01/2009 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Depression and suicide will become routine factors in the USA.

1/01/2009 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paul Vallas will announce his bid for Illinois Governor.

1/01/2009 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Firearm sales will continue on their astronomical climb.

1/01/2009 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New Age norms will be rejected by common Americans.

1/01/2009 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commonsense and pragmatism will once again become popular norms in American society.

IE. The rejection of the " so-called Marxist progressivism" will occur.

1/01/2009 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The CPD will form an Olympic Planning and Security Team.

1/01/2009 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Roland Burris will be Illinois's junior US Senator.

1/01/2009 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There will be a marked increase in property and violent crime in Chicago.

1/01/2009 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago will think "outide the box" for revenue generation in June 2009.

1/01/2009 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Clout" will become much less significant upon the CPD in 2009.

1/01/2009 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There will be some very surprising and unsuspected promotions on the CPD in 2009; and they will be welcomed by the rank and file.

1/01/2009 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The continuing national and international media spotlight upon Illinois, will prompt some much needed reform, in the "business as usual" Illinois political scene.

1/01/2009 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Blago decides to save himself, expect 30 additional indictments.

1/01/2009 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PARKING METERS WILL BEGIN TO APPEAR ON MANY RESEDENTIAL STREETS.

FEES WILL INCREASE ON GUN REGISTRATION.

MORE SCHOOLS WILL BECOME MAGNET AND CHARTER SCHOOLS LEAVING THE LOCAL HOOD RATS TO ALL B LEFT AT FEWER SCHOOLS.

RETIREMENTS WILL HIT AN ALL TIME HI IN CPD.

DICKS WILL ONLY BE SENT OUT ON IN CUSTODY JOBS AND HOMOCIDES MAYBE EVEN A SHOOTING.

CTA PRICES WILL GO UP OOPS ALREADY HAPPENED AT MIDNITE.

THE 12 DISTRICT WILL STILL NOT BE BUILT DUE TO THE FACT DALEY SPENT THE MONEY!

RED LIGHT CAMERAS WILL BECOME AS COMMONS AS HANDICAPPED PARKING.

LT WILL BE SPREAD VERY THIN AS THERE USE IS FOUND TO BE NEGILIGIBLE.

SWIPING WILL BE IMPOSED AND AN OFFICER IN EITHER 3 OR 7 WILL BE CHARGED WITH FELONY DAMAGE TO GOVT PROPERTY.

BEAT CARS WILL BE ORDERED NOT TO DRIVE AROUND DUE TO GAS COST IN THE CITY.

THE POLICE BOARD WILL FIRE MOST OFFICER WHO APPEAR BEFORE THEM FORCING THEM ALL TO FILE CIVIL SUITS IN 2009!

AND HAVE A SAFE NEW YEAR AND MAKE SURE U USE THAT ASP AND QUIT BEING SOFT.

1/01/2009 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will enjoy my 6th year of retirement.

1/01/2009 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-FED WILL CONTINUE TO BE A STUPID FUCK.

1/01/2009 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weiss has interviews about current crime conditions and changes for the future. He completely ignored the issue of hiring. Cannot lower the murder rate with specialized units. We need officers to man patrol cars. Department projects to hire only 200 recruits for 2009. Every other department in the state is hiring except CPD. We cannot impact crime without officers on the street. He worries about swiping, not manpower. He does not have a clue. But he is great at sound bites on TV.

1/01/2009 10:00:00 AM  
Blogger Nyctalus Lasiopterus said...

Shortshanks is playing for all the marbles and a bronze statue of himself in Grant Park over the 2016 Olympics.

My prediction, he bankrupts Chicago after getting the nod from the IOC.

The Limousine Liberals get sick of paying the highest sales tax in the nation and begin to flee the city.

1/01/2009 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can you be so negative in predicting the Department's future?

I myself have all the confidence in the world that the two newly appointed Assistant Superintendent's will right the ship and have it's rudder set for sucess.

Burb-belch-fart / sorry I just woke up from an interesting New Years Eve and must still be drunk.

With these two fools at the helm all we can expect is a voyage spent going in circles.

Jody how can you have been so stupid as to appointed these hacks to these jobs? OOPS!! I know the answer myself. One big hack is able to seek out two similar hacks. There we go - mystery solved.

1/01/2009 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was going to predict that the population of the county jail would go below 9,000 but it did last week. 8,400 inmates in custody from highs of 12,000. Keep up J-Feds "No work policy".

1/01/2009 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A real crime will actually get caught on the POD. Nobody will be watching it so it will go unnoticed...
There will be less marked cars on the street because it will cost the city too much to repair any damage to the vehicle and the technology inside of it...
The dept will issue us a new pin to wear on our uniform to help boost morale- the truth is it's really a tracking device...
SCC will have a bigger readership then all the city newspapers combined. The citizens of Chicago will finally speak up after taking it for decades in the ass...
My last prediction- I'll finally find my true love! So, where do all the single, "real men" hang out?

1/01/2009 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DOW to over 1,600 by years end.So get into the S&P 500 Index now. Just read the trend charts and you will see this fact. Now is the time when everything is so low. Yes there will be some ups and downs but it will eventually level off. 5 years from now you will thank me. SEMPER FI

1/01/2009 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot the inter-departmental unrest...this is fucking ridiculous...we are now suing ourselves...http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/01/suit-vs-fop-on-john-burge.html

1/01/2009 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

021,013 will close and the official manpower for the department will be established at 9,000, because that's all we will need because of restructuring and tech advances...

1/01/2009 04:22:00 AM

This is true, and because districts are closing and 35 Michigan are downsizing, it won't be necessary to promote any Sgts and Lts in 2009. The personnel re alignment made possible by district closings and headquarter dumps will address promotional requirements. When promotions do occur, at least for Lt's and up it's going to be meritorious -by-Superintendent. Department members are going to be tasked with performing more work with less manpower and equipment resources. How can the city justify any promotions when the civilians are taking unpaid furlough days-promotions arent going to happen. Keep in mind that the olympic committee is coming to Chicago in April and will make a final decision in October so don't expect Daley to throw any money our way for the time being. We'll be lucky if we get those 50 or 75 recruits he's been promising.
21 and 13 will be closing-kiss those easy districts goodbye.
The economy is going straight into the toilet for 2009 , and according to the U of C economics department, we're going to be in a recession for at least 18 months. We don't have a contract, 200,000 stores nationwide are possibly slated for closure, lawsuits, corruption, waste and mismanagement are draining our pension funds, and housing is going to remain stagnant for at least the next year. Where is this money for promotions going to come from?

1/01/2009 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mark this one down...da mayor will stay in power as another line of patsy's take the fall. Weis will be out by the end of summer, the bodies will stack, streets will run red with banger blood, and we will continue do laugh as we wait for a contract. But weis gets a job on the olympic committee, and another figurehead takes over

1/01/2009 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Every 3000 miles officers operating department vehicles will change the oil themselves.

Except of course the exempt, the lackey officer they toss the keys at every day will do it, after the gas up and car wash.

1/01/2009 05:24:00 AM

True daley and burke along with the city clerk (who is that guy?) and of course the city treasurer (whos that girl?) will continue to get new cars every 10,000 miles and the d-3 paid lackeys aka valets will stay! The mayor will still have 2 patrolmen as commanders draining 160K each plus cars from the budget! J-fed will be gone with the briefcase full of case, crump hale will be promoted to food service, ellnn shitz will be removed from airport due to her idiotic plans and will be back in 009! Hope gene roy ellyns mentor stays in 009 they are great pals! Daley will be out, stroger indicted, the sos scandal will be faded out! tommy argenbrite (Litebrite) will be demoted and sent to 007 thanks to his friend at midway! More to come!

1/01/2009 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC will spend another year keeping us informed, despite attempts by management to shut him/her down. Fight the power!

1/01/2009 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alternative prediction:

A. Middle class/working class wages will begin to inflate under Obama.

B. If middle/working wages do not begin to inflate, than home prices and generally everything else will continue to drop.

I'm hoping for A but expecting B.

1/01/2009 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing I know for sure is I will probably gain 10 pounds.

1/01/2009 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2009 will have 600+ homicides.

1/01/2009 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seeing how the city refuses to salt the streets,no more PDT's(if you actually have one)in the winter months. Officers will use the PDT mount to secure a metal bucket filled with road salt and throw it out the window as they putter along.

The patrol division will cease to exist. The 3 officers that now work in this division will take a buy out offer and leave. Crime will come to a screeching halt since all the guns have been bought back and conflicts will be resolved in local Burger Kings.

1/01/2009 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone from 025 is going to step on their dick. The curse will continue on.

1/01/2009 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy Crooked Man Batman!!!

Once upon a time...when rivers ran blue and the air in the city was sweet and clean. There was a crooked man. He walked a crooked mile. Now he always wore a crooked smile and of all the crooked men. HE was the crookiest.

As a river runs through it a yellow river that is the vendor who pays to play with city officials is very upset that they have not made a profit from city taxpayers last year cause of hiring freezes...so now all gang officers will compete for the SPECIAL GANG OLYMPICS.

Events include a pee drinking contest...moving swiftly on to honey did you pay the gas bill yet...to learning how to fluff your resume...ending with a garrulous interview with da mayor’s merit boys.

J-Fed’s final solution. Use gang teams city wide to combat the OUT-OF-CONTROL violence in the city streets. Neat trick to sucker all those gang folks and peoples into replacing SOS.

SOS was all about quotas and inbreeding. No doubt the line of shit on tap from Schlitz will intoxicate them all for 2009.

To all gang officers heed this warning.

Keep a log of everything your told by the bosses.

Keep a record of everything you do.

Just watch how the dept will screw you over. Fast or slow it will happen. Why? Because the ship is being lead by an ignorant fool and police management knows better but continues to follow along like stupid morons.

1/01/2009 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SHITTY THINGS OF 2008:
Mayor Daley still breathing.
J-Fed is our police superitendant.
No police contract again.
3,000+ officers short on the force.
Millions of dollars of waisted city money.
Obama elected President.
Bin Laden still out there.
Property taxes raised.
Gasoline price raised.
Natural Gas price raised.
Sales Tax raised.
J-Fed and dept head hunting tactics.
WISHFULL THINKING FOR 2009:
Dickhead Daley gets arrested "finally".
J-Fed moves on and they replace him with a CPD boss that was the working police, has actual experience and knows what he's doing and what the troops need and want.
We get a long overdue decent contract.
Mike Ditka becomes Govenor of Illinois.
Obama slips and falls in his own bullshit and the entire nation including the senate votes "no confidence" and demotes him back to where he belongs - a hide park hot dog vendor.
The city council comes up with a new city ordinance giving the police the go ahead to shoot and kill any group of gang members and dope dealers hanging on corners hee hee.
My street lights get fixed.
My sidewalk get fixed.
The potholes get fixed.
My garbage gets pickup on time.
The stray dogs and cats in my neighborhood get picked up by animal control.
My street sewer gets cleaned.
My curbs get fixed.
The police actually patrol my neighborhood.


I have to stop and pinch myself. "oww!" Okay, I snapped out of it. I was dreaming. Most of what I hope happens won't cause if it doesn't have anything to do with the olympics or put money in Daley's deep pockets, it won't happen.

1/01/2009 02:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JF and crew will get paid to plead out. Along with Burge. They know where the bodies are buried. Daley does not need more headaches on to of Blowgo.

1/01/2009 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS...

A passenger jet has crashed in a remote area of the Great Smoky Mountains National Park.

Passengers killed in the plane crash into an Appalachian mountaintop included Richard M. Daley, Rod Blagojevich, Richard Durbin, Todd Stroger, Bobby Rush, Danny K. Davis, Jan Schakowsky, Luis Gutierrez and both Jesse Jacksons. Miraculously, initial reports indicate the crew and all other passengers survived unscathed.

NTSA investigators have arrived at the crash site. They are currently interviewing the survivors and have forwarded the black box to NTSA headquarters for analysis.

Mysteriously, rescuers also recovered a steamer trunk containing an estimated 6.9 million dollars in nonsequential, wrinkled $100 bills.

The chartered flight was en route from O'Hare to Ronald Reagan International Airport in D.C. The decedents planned on attending the inauguration of the 44th president, Chicago's own Barack Obama.

A city, a county, a state and indeed, a nation mourns this tragic loss.

1/01/2009 04:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jody Weis is a useless fed who likes to play dress-up as a Chicago Police officer. He's is overpaid to avoid the federal takeover of the Department and give the public a false sense of security. Well citizens of Chicago, are you happy we got a fed? After just one year, the mismanagement by Weis has turned this City back into the killing fields. His musical chairs game with the bosses on this Department has even caused the best of workers to lay down and wait it out. He has brought us together in only one sense: WE ALL HATE THE FED.

1/01/2009 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

19th District tact and gang........

This is the third time that I have seen this kind of message. Why is this guy such a hater. Who cares what the tact and gang teams are doing. Worry about your own stuff. It's always another cop that ruins it for everybody else. God forbid these guys get a perk on this sometimes thankless job. Shut up and write your paper!!!!!!!

1/01/2009 05:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

after much negotiations on the contract, the city agrees to make Ground Hog day a legal holiday

1/01/2009 05:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict:

We may get more Contact Cards since we ran out of them and blue evidence bags to inventory shit!

I predict:

We will need to write more contact cards and inventory more bullshit prisoner property so we can run out of contact cards and blue evidence bags again!

I predict:

We do the most USELESS shit around this job like doing these senseless missions, that generate senseless reports and stats of contact cards and nonsense that nobody uses or cares about unless they are scrambling for excuses at a DOC or MARS meeting...etc.

I predict:

Nothing really gets done now or in the future during our tours since we have been less proactive.

I predict:

Technology will relieve most of us from our daily duties.....

I predict:

Jody, who was a temporary WRENCH thrown into our system to force retirements and switch regimes in a political (yet appearing to be a non-political)way, will BAIL soon to be full time Terrorist Director at half the salary he makes now.

I predict:

MAJOR CHANGES AGAIN SOON......

Happy 2009.....

1/01/2009 05:20:00 PM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

Det Shaved will no longer work O/T to earn big $$$$ and run out of Nair® hence having to think of a new blogging name...

1/01/2009 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More bad news from every corner!

1/01/2009 07:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict the city will continue to be corrupt and the media will continue to not report it. Only SCC will let us know what is really going on. Thanks SCC.

1/01/2009 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt. J.g.C. will be forced off his fraud & deception medical tour this month and begin his new job at Wally World.

1/01/2009 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New Charges and Jail Time for SOS Scandal

The iron fist of the feds is finally coming down on the forehead of one ADS.

1/01/2009 10:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict that the right hand of Sgt. Tim Kelly comes down from the sky and knocks the snot out of Eugene roy.

1/01/2009 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why did 24 gang team baIL?

1/01/2009 11:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Judging from J-Fed's latest "sound bite" in today's paper, he clearly is still in the dark concerning how to run a big city police dept.
"No regrets?" When he's sent away many of the people who could have helped him pull it together in his first year at the helm? Does he truly believe that Masters, Hamilton and Peterson are the light at the end of the tunnel?
He can't possibly believe that the MSF is going to salvage his colossal 1st year management screwups. J-Fed will likely leave the Dept. this year, and everyone will know what a huge failure his term was here. Hopefully the Mayor will wake up and see that Weis's reshuffling of the deck chairs isn't really accomplishing anything, and find someone else to helm our much suffering PD. Hopefully, it will be someone from inside the Dept, because all of the truly qualified outsiders know by now that Daley has no intention of letting go of the reins. the good part about J-Fed's not-too-distant departure is, when WaterHead leaves, so will the three morons who have steered this Dept. into a brick wall. So much for "bringing the CPD into the 21st Century."

1/01/2009 11:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi people, Missy here again,

I am the new me. To all of you that want to talk shit on me, my uncle Tom Byrne (rtd) and Ira, my lawyer husband.

A BIG ASS FUCK YOU ALL AND 2009!!! YES !!! People, I worked New years Eve, guess what slugs, I wrote about 15 copper's vehicles that had F.O.P. stickers (active members) on them.

To the ones that went and beefed to my W/C, FUCK YOU double. I am hoping tpo write you again when you visit 018.

Finally, kiss my ASS ! I and my uncle have had it with your "Me-Me" attitude.

I take the bus to work so you cowards will not mess with my German made expesive car.

I am not being nice anymore...slugs !!!!!!

Missy 018 district
( Bitch parking ticket guru)

1/02/2009 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My prediction.............M Seiser will still run it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1/02/2009 01:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the pants that hang below the ass will no longer be in style!

1/02/2009 02:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The City will impose a fine of $50 and $150 court fees for violators that hang their pants below their ass.

1/02/2009 02:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Lt. J.g.C. will be forced off his fraud & deception medical tour this month and begin his new job at Wally World.

1/01/2009 09:44:00 PM

Funyy but not true! jgc will be back at the airports seeing how miss ellyn fucked everything up! Miss ellyn will be gone along with her former sponsor and partney tommy+I-AM-NOT-SO-BRIGHT! The sooner the better, with the little airport sold her services are no longer needed nor was she ever needed! She ran 2 businesses into the ground,009 she treated everyone like shit! Why is 008 as she known as the "crying SGT"? Can you guess?

1/02/2009 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another pridiction ok I am in, a certain "connected" female working at the airport making d-2 pay will be moved where she is needed, even though she is protected by her best friend the Lt? Can you guess? More bullshit alert is on!

1/02/2009 03:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An increase in the state income tax and probably a city income taxe.

1/02/2009 04:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2009 prediction...Not 1 of your (I don't like any of them) illustrious sports teams will win a Championship. You can take that to the bank!

1/02/2009 04:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why did 24 gang team baIL?

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Supervisors led the way by stepping down first. Ser a bad example. The rest bailed because the new situation wasn't explained to them in a way that it could be understood. A lot of travel involved going to Holman Square, too. Lastly, third watch in 024 isn't too bad.

1/02/2009 08:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt. Jimmy C. will come off the medical.

1/02/2009 09:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict they will make more captains without (magically) giving a captains test!!!!!!

1/02/2009 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict that Area 2 will once again have the most homicides in the city.

1/03/2009 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jody and Kirby will run away together leaving the cats behind for Mrs.J to tend. A marked car will be put on the residence to watch over Mrs J and the felines during their sorrowful recovery period.

1/03/2009 09:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict the CPD will continue to be De-Balled in 2009, by our fearless no-balled leader, Shortshanks, the Odd.

1/03/2009 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict we will get another ugly Ghetto picture again on the 2009 City Stickers. Why can't we at least just get something simple and tasteful, without some underlying Liberal Political slant, since we are being ripped off for the Stickers anyway. How about something that just says: SHIT-CAGO, Highest Murders, Highest Crime, Highest Taxes, Dumbest Public School Kids, Most Corrupt Politicians in the Midwest, most Public Transportation Crashes, worst Streets in All seasons, and working for the future of Communism, 2009

1/03/2009 11:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oddly enough, at the same time that Kirby and J-Pud run off. Det. Shaved's blog suddenly dissapears.

1/04/2009 02:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"1/03/2009 11:43:00 PM"


The Chaulkie emblem?

1/04/2009 02:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict they will make more captains without (magically) giving a captains test!!!!!!

Yes, like "they" magically unpromoted me last year. I was ceremoniously dumped from a high falootin' rank of Kommandant back down to Kaptain. In softee 021 no less.

God bless the medical.

1/04/2009 03:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict more planters down the middle of streets costing tens of thousnds of dollars and causing more accidents due to the obstruction of the planters that cost taxpayers tens of thousands of dollars.

1/10/2009 09:14:00 AM  

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