Sunday, January 25, 2009

Child Labor in 003 - Burger Queen

The buck stops at the top, doesn't it? This is a violation of at least a few Child Labor laws we're sure. And a liability issue from the Commander on down who didn't make sure the "officer" had a gun and star.
  • This is classic. A male/1 in full uniform walks into the 3rd district desk and tells them he is from 005 and was sent there to work a traffic car. They get him a locker to use and call in the traffic car. He signs out a radio and jumps in with the female officer and away they go. They handle a traffic accident and when she realizes he doesn't have a ticket book they go back into the station and he signs one out.

    Away they go again. This time he asks if he can drive and she lets him. They write a few tickets and finish their tour.

    Now comes the good part

    Capt on the 3rd watch sees him and asks someone who he is. They tell him that he was sent over from 005. The capt has no knowledge and they start to question the "officer" When the Capt asks for his ID and star he says its out in his car. They tell him to go get it. Some smart detective follows him out to the car and they find out that he has no ID and his star was a commemorative CPD star. His vest was a vest cover stuffed with newspaper and if that wasn't funny enough...HES 14 YEARS OLD AND HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR POLICE IMPERSONATING BEFORE

    Check out cb#017471508 if you don't believe me. They left out some of the more embarrassing details like him driving a squad car and writing tickets.
    Crump should take the hit on this one. But then again at least they finally found someone that wants to work in 003. ha ha
Oh yeah, we're ready for the Olympics.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dateline 003 District:

A M/1/14 dressed as a chicago police officer walks in and proceeds to the radio room. He informs the 2nd watch radio person he has been detailed to the 003 dist on 3rd watch. He tells the girl that he's working bt 395. He receives the keys to 395 along with a radio. The girl working 395 comes in and is told she's working with someone. They both get in the car and off they go. He's driving and they make several street stops in the course of five hours. At some point the Sgt stops to log them at an accident. The Sgt becomes curious and tells him to meet him in the station in the watch commanders office. The 14 yo complies and shows up. He's asked where is your star and he tells them it's in my locker. When he cant produce a star and the 005 dist has no clue who this guy is, the charade is finally over.

Oh the kicker to this story is this kid actually asks for a temporary locker which he receives.

WTF is going on in 003!

1/25/2009 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was not a 13 year old!

That was Keith Milmine...and dammit, he is a SGT of Police SCC!!

In fact, he is soon to be a LT!

He only LOOKS 14!

1/25/2009 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds like he does more work than half the bums around here. I say give him a job

1/25/2009 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can i have an event number for a curfew mission in 003!hold me down in the traffic car i am writing myself up for curfew since i am 14 years old,please notify my momma!anyone call letterman!

1/25/2009 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


1/25/2009 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if this is going on in 003,can you just imagine what else is going on!sounds like one flew over the coo-coo's nest!

1/25/2009 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where do you start. There's so much to say but my head is spining due to all the possibilities.

Nothing like an open door policy.

1/25/2009 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are You sure the kid said he was sent over from 005?
I heard he said the Burger King sent him.

Well I guess we'll have to start swipeing in now.

1/25/2009 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I was sent here to work a traffic car." No one questioned that?

1/25/2009 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


1/25/2009 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fukn hilarious,,,,----then lillie crump treated him to burger king

1/25/2009 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He asked her if it was ok to bring a loaded gun on a flt he was to be on the next day and she replied "of course silly"...

1/25/2009 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he told crump he forgot his CPD hat so she loaned him a cardboard crown.

1/25/2009 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

station security has allways been a joke, and not just in 312.
the enemy of security has forever been convienance and the nature of most people is to avoid confrontation.
hell, i bet a man who dressed & groomed properly, walked confidently with purpose and has some idea of the floor plan, could penetrate many military installations.
it's really just a sales most everything else.

1/25/2009 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how many other times did the 14 year old chicago police officer work a beat car and did not get caught?only in 003!!!!!!they issued him a locker???????? guess he was not old enough to work at burger king.

1/25/2009 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fed and Shortshanks are gona love this..LMAO

1/25/2009 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the funniest thing I've ever heard!

1/25/2009 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



This should be a NATIONAL news story before it hits Leno and Letterman.

How big was this 14-year-old?

Carla Johnson, Associated Press (Chicago) notified at 8:00 AM

AP: (312)781-0500

1/25/2009 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His activity was better than most of the watch!

1/25/2009 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness, pretty scary.
(and embarrassing)

1/25/2009 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weis should be arrested for impersonating.... At least this kid went out and worked with a uniform on.

1/25/2009 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have got to be fucking kidding me!!! This is un fucking real!! I can't wait to see this one on the news! HAHAHAAA!! What would stop Obama walking in and blowing up the fucking station! Great God we are screwed!

1/25/2009 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Catch me if you can!

1/25/2009 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This kid is a lot smarter than most.

1/25/2009 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's one hell of a punchline! That was the best joke ever! ROFLMFAO!
That WAS a joke right? Please tell me it was a joke.

1/25/2009 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser’s Lawyer Joke Of The Day:

Q; And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

1/25/2009 08:42:00 AM  
Blogger Westcide Dog said...

Leave the kid alone! He has more time on the street than Weis ever had!

1/25/2009 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the problem? There's plenty of folks in CPD pretending to be something they're not.....

1/25/2009 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did this kid have a gun on him ?
Ha Ha Ha !!!!

1/25/2009 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


1/25/2009 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"who wants a body massage"

1/25/2009 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 5th floor in two specific buildings in Chicago have imposters too! It's the trendy thing to do!!!!!

1/25/2009 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The kid got some juvenile points and a ride home! He will eventually work for JFED just as Leonardo Dicapprios character did in "Catch Me if you can". JFED needs him to figure out how to get the Real Police to start working AGAIN! The kids advice -

Change Mayors / Change Police Super / Fair Contract

1/25/2009 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the same distict where a convicted felon was frequently going inside the station shining p.o.'s shoes. An acting watch commander recognized this guy's face and ordered officers to check out his rap sheet which was as thick as the Bible.

1/25/2009 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't anyone notice that he didn't have a gun in his holster?

The sad thing about this is I'm not suprised that it happened.

Lillie Crunk-Halles for Sup.

1/25/2009 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many times have I gone to any one of our police uniform stores and have been asked to show my police I.D.? In my ten years I can honestly say that I can't ever recall once being asked to show it. This is crazy.

1/25/2009 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Kells said...

You've got to be kidding me. This can not be serious.

1/25/2009 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous tru dat said...

He was the best officer they had, I'm sure. He even had lunch at Burger King.

1/25/2009 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It wont be long now....c ya Mealer!

1/25/2009 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It could happen anywhere. The watches are starving for manpower! Can I bring my teenager to work tonight as a partner if I sign a permission slip? He'll work for minimum wage but after eight, time and a half just like the rest of us grunts.

1/25/2009 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's up with scotty?

1/25/2009 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

was that COZZI trying to get back to work after the ROYAL FUC ING THE CITY, MAYOR, WEISMAN gave him. shows his dedication

1/25/2009 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


That kid has more balls than most real coppers these days. Probably clinically insane, but ballsy none the less!

Maybe he's part of a prototype program from Daley: hell, no one else will write tickets for the jagoff!

1/25/2009 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Absolutely embarassing. Who was working the desk when the child appeared? Who was the watch commander? Will IAD perfrom a complete investigation? The commander is exempt and is portected by the exempt clause. No exempt can be accused of violations of law and rules. For example, carrying a firearm at a airport secruity, a federal law unless you are exempt.

1/25/2009 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the surface this is a funny story, but let's just think about the bigger picture here: the recent terrorist attack at the Taj hotel in India started with the terrorists impersonating the local police. If a 14 year old can carry this out here, what would happen if an organized attack took place in every district one night? One "officer" walks into every roll call across the city with a backpack, effectively crippling police operations.

Sorry, I'm not laughing. Station security is a joke in this city from the open desk areas to the unsecured side doors in many districts.

1/25/2009 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They want movers, they got movers. NOTHING, I MEAN NOTHING AMASES ME ANY MORE. DID I SAY NOTHING!!!!!!!

1/25/2009 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In his five hours on the crime-infested streets of 003, "Owen" now has more REAL police experience than the WEISel.

1/25/2009 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where'd he get his gun?

1/25/2009 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous HATER said...






1/25/2009 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll take two cheeseburgers with a supersize order of fuck up, to go.

1/25/2009 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Send him to 016 we need working police.

1/25/2009 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats awesome!! This job is a complete joke. I hope the media blows the cover on this one

1/25/2009 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous his mommy said...

At least he finished his tour before bedtime, and hes just in time to get home and watch spongebob and icarly!!

1/25/2009 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how can anyone go and make an arrest these days is beyond me. just get your check and leave.

1/25/2009 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They must be pretty desperate in 003 to let anyone willing to just work. Especially from 005 which has 10 hour shifts, I can't see how you can put this on Lillie, it should be on the Desk Sgt and or Watch commander...
I wonder if it the same one that was locked up in Ford City who has a mental problem.

1/25/2009 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mayor thinks he can protect everyone at the olympics!!!!!!
We are truly the embaressment of the entire police community. We do not even know who the real police are. I am ashamed to be associated with such incompetence.

1/25/2009 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where did this kid get a full uniform from?

If it was a uniform store that sold this kid a full uniform without asking for his ID, they need to be removed from the approved list of vendors.

If not because I do find it hard to believe that this kid had a couple hundred dollars to buy a uniform, where did this kid get a uniform?
Daddy, Brother, Uncle, Play Grandmama.

1/25/2009 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous A Police Humiliation ! said...

So, we are to believe that a FOURTEEN YEAR OLD, looked like, talked like, and acted like a fully grown, fully trained twenty something yr old POLICE OFFICER ? ? ?

UTTERLY RIDICULOUS, but let's accept this as true, for a moment. So now, young "OFFICER GIMME A GUN" fools an entire 3rd District Desk crew, Desk Sgt, Radioman, Citations clerk, and Watch Commander WITHOUT QUESTION, who then bend over backwards to get the 'young officer' his radio and citation books ? ? ?

I suppose we should be happy that the 3rd District's THIN BLUE LINE, (a VERY thin blue line at that!) didn't force "OFFICER GIMME A GUN" to sign out a shotgun or rifle!!!

P.S. Kudos to 3rd W Capt... If there was a 2nd W Capt, he/she is now a Lt in my book!



1/25/2009 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is too funny, What the Fuck. These idiots are supposed to protect the city......flash back to Dallas '63............There goes Lee Harvey, he can't get enough at the library so he's off to the book depository, what a guy, hey is that a custom pool cue case? I can't talk now Lee, I want to go wave at the president.

1/25/2009 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Laughing so hard I can't type, but...did he have a gun?

This looks great at contract negotiation time. Nice job 003, you're right up there with 021. No wonder you have your own zone, nobody can understand what you're saying.

1/25/2009 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Missy should be happy. Now, at least SOMEONE is out hanging paper.

1/25/2009 10:37:00 AM  
Blogger Sgt Bud White said...

Are you FUCKING serious??? How can nobody notice his duty gear or lack their of? What about his weapon, vest, etc? This is a huge officer safety issue, what if this kid wasnt just a police impersonator but a complete nut case who wanted to take out as many po's as he could. This is totally fucking unacceptable!!!!

1/25/2009 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, that just lowered my seniority a little. And they wonder why I want to bid out........8 TO 80, BLIND, CRIPPLE, CRAZY............CRAZEEEE!


1/25/2009 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds like something you need to do while playing GRAND THEFT AUTO IV. what do you unlock?

1/25/2009 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This kid must have family on the job, right? He had enough knoweldge to fool officers for 6 hours. I couldn't imagine a civilian, let alone a 14 year old, would know enough to walk out of there with a radio and a locker. But then again this dept. will put any dumbass through the academy now days. But he knew enough to fake his way through it, someone with a real star and gun must have had some involvement in this!

1/25/2009 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

heard he asst on one arrest. does he still get a honorable mention?
it should also be noted that he did do more police work in 003 last night than most coppers do during a tour.
he does have potential to be a boss someday

1/25/2009 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell me this is not true. If you were not already embarressed being cpd you should be now. I know I am.

1/25/2009 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still can't believe what I'm reading. I gave credit to more than 1/3 of police officers working 3rd W. I think we should start questions with the desk sergeant who gave him a tour of the station. Let’s not leave out the P.O. that allowed him to drive. I mean come on, at that point he’s sitting with his gun holster exposed and she STILL didn’t realize that it was empty. I guess we have to consider the source in this one. Can you find out if he was on a Sergeant’s log? A sergeant had to have logged him during his 5 hour tour. Seriously though, I feel bad for the Watch Commander who is one of the best Watch Commander’s in the city. He truly doesn’t deserve to have this happen during his tour. At least he was smart enough to ask questions. Now that Lt. T. B. …that’s another story.

1/25/2009 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous RETIREE said...

Youz have to be kidding?

1/25/2009 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I supposed they welcomed he help with all the manpower shortage.

I can get a group from my kids Boy Scout Troop. The units are called "patrols" and they have their own uniforms.

1/25/2009 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You scooped them all....AGAIN!!! They are reporting that the kid never got behind the wheel. Sounds like a cover up. I believe the SCC's source over CPD media affairs. Nice scoop.

1/25/2009 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Ronald Mcdonald said...

The Burger Queen Should Take The Rap Is Correct SCC, Hold The Pickles, Hold The Lettuce Special Fuck Ups Do Upset Us Grump Hales.

The Special Sauce Won't Get Her Outta This one Either.

How will JPUD & The Stuttering Prick Shine This One Over?

On this One, I Hope that The Burger Queen/JFRAUD/Shortshanks WILL NOT Have It Their Way, Lame/LMAO

Sure Hope The Olympic Commitee Hears about This one!

Stay Safe, Shoot Straight, Back Each other Up ALWAYS!!

1/25/2009 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crump should take the hit on this one. But then again at least they finally found someone that wants to work in 003. ha ha

1/25/2009 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And we thought the police in Mumbai were ill prepared.

1/25/2009 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is either that good or 003 is that clueless. I understand everyone's desire to get rid of the Burger Queen, but please don't do it at Capt. Johnson's expense, one of the best W/C's on the job. Thank God the kid did not gain access to a shotgun, a rifle, or become involved in a shots fired incident. This story is mind blowing, but then again it addresses the need for better security measures in the older Districts and more observant police.

1/25/2009 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shame on all the crew in 003 for allowing this to happen. Did it ever occur to anyone to call the 005 dist. and verify this clown. This is very embarrasing for CPD. I hate to say this, but I hope the media runs with this and tears CPD a new one.

1/25/2009 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he got a locker?

1/25/2009 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy shit. Now I am finally too embarassed to say that I'm a Chicago Police Officer.

1/25/2009 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can't just say there are a few problems with the CPD here and there.

The whole system is broken as evidenced by this. There is no fear of the police and everyone looks at us as a wounded animal coming in for the kill.

Cut our head off at the top and start over.

Our cancer is incurable.

Everyone involved with this embarrassment better take time on this one and no benefits allowed!!!

This also sounds like an active CPD officer coached the lad on procedures and gave him the idea, maybe a fellow gang banger cop within our ranks trying to steal a radio!

Please let the national media here about will make for a great joke on Leno or Letterman!!!!!

1/25/2009 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WAKE UP!!!!! The security in district stations SUCKS!!!!!! This is a good example!!!!! J-FED why don't you work on securing polioce staions with secure entries only for the police not for a 14 year old or other nut job to get through. How about metal detectors for the civilians to walk through to alarm desk personnal when they may be carrying a gun. It's happened about 5 times since I've been on the job when some nut bag brought a gun to a police station to waste a copper. I've seen HOMELESS PEOPLE roaming around district staions and detective areas. THEY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED IN POLICE AREAS!!!! GET A CLUE BEFORE SOMEONE GETS KILLED!!!!! All police staions, even in the low crime suburbs keep the civilain population out of police areas. TAKE ACTION NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1/25/2009 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


1/25/2009 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did the kid go to roll call??? What a joke this department is. In a real police staion the kid would have not made it past the police entrance. How the hell was he allowed entrance and able to get a radio???? Someone needs to be fired for this shit...

1/25/2009 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not swiping a time clock till they get a swipe to allow you access to our police areas. So this shit won't happen.

1/25/2009 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, with this guys driving skills and ability to write tickets, you think he can be Jody P's driver?

1/25/2009 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard he tried to pull this crap in 005 the day before, but bolted when they made some phone calls to check. Anyone know if this is true?

1/25/2009 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

as they, I don't care who you are, that's funny!

1/25/2009 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The kid tried to buy smokes at the 7-11, was denied and Hodgie called the W/C with suspious activity! Glad we have J-WAD here to fix this sunken ship...

1/25/2009 12:04:00 PM  
Blogger leomemorial said...


Weis needs to sign this kid up. Fvcking brillant

1/25/2009 12:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn someone beat me too it.

1/25/2009 12:07:00 PM  
Blogger snethen said...

Just another reason caps people (civilians) should not have access to police related material. They should not know the different processes that make this job work.

1/25/2009 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

someone should go check that female officer's ID and star as well. What a dumb*ss who did a whole tour without figuring out this guys a nutjob.

1/25/2009 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what if he had been armed and hell bent on murdering cops. its sad how easy we can be infiltrated. what if he wacked the officer, loads the car with explosive and parks it in the private lot at oemc or somewhere else that a marked unit wont be questioned.

1/25/2009 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me get this straight! A guy with no police experience, no training in the academy, no state certification, shows up in uniform one day and becomes the police? OK, now that we've cleared up the Jody Weis situation, what about that 14 year old in the 003rd District?

1/25/2009 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

--------------Are you fucking kidding me?------------------

What planet is the 3rd district located at.

1/25/2009 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im suprise they didnt let him check out a shotgun.

1/25/2009 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this true, from the Sup down to the retard sitting next to him in the squad car (that did not know he was not the police) should be placed on the medical to get an eval for duty. WTF!!!!

1/25/2009 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We will be seeing so much more now that O'Vamonos is in office. They all think everything is possible... Expect a fair raise/contract.

1/25/2009 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

..............I love it when a plan comes together.....................

What does J-Fraud think of this incident? O whait he has to ask daddy first, if he can speak.

1/25/2009 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is scary...just goes to show us how safe we really are. If a 14 year fooled us..who is to say that terrorist can't do it as well. All that I got to say is were are F@#$ed

1/25/2009 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's funny that that the SCC story on this kid was posted here around 7am and the Tribune broke the story at 10am on their website.........

Absolute evidence that the media scum look for stories they call their own from your site Mr. SCC!

1/25/2009 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She got away with the gun at the airport due to ellyns incompetence! Now this what next boss how many more idiots will you leave in charge? How about another major dumping for exempts and ellyn?

1/25/2009 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what gave him away, the higher level of activity....will Jody have his back? Rumor has it that he caught a hot car too.....was he put in for an honorable mention? I've already submitted his name for the officer of the month.


1/25/2009 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


1/25/2009 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this was posted on CLTV news blog:

Nitz on January 25, 2009 11:30 AM

Jody Weis has been impersonating a police officer for close to a year now and nothing has been said yet.

1/25/2009 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


the kids partner for the day and the watch commander sure have egg on there face.

of course when your not doing anything it might be pretty easy to fool them lol

1/25/2009 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad he didn't go for an 06 car! Wish I could bring my gun to the airport, fuck up left and right, be considered a laughing stock, and still come out the other end of the ringer squeaky clean! I rarely do BK, but in honor of these latest events I'm getting myself a Cheesy Bacon Tendercrisp, Onion Rings, and a Dr Pepper for my 30 min today!

1/25/2009 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought NO WAY! Then I saw an official report regarding the incident, WAY! How the F does someone just show up on a day thats not a change day and hop on a car with someone. Everyone from the WC down to the idiot he rode with need to be looked at, as they have shown they are incompetent. No one noticed he was 14 (OK, I can see that with some people), no one noticed he didnt have a pistol? Woooooooooooooow.

1/25/2009 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have got to be fucking kidding me!!!!

1/25/2009 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said... was Lil' Ronnie from the CTA, just trying to pile up some police pension credits (before he takes over the schools); or...we should give the Burger Queen a Department award, for "inspiring the city's youth to engage in a law enforcement career" (the award comes with fries and onion rings on the side).

1/25/2009 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now let me get this straight....this is the district commanded by the commander who showed up at the airport wanting to bring her gun on the plane....and we wonder why this shit happens????

1/25/2009 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a "Catch me if you can" scenario.

1/25/2009 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What’s the deal, first you have a 9 yoa driving a car running over an old lady then a 14 yoa trying to be the police and a District Commander who wants Burger King employees to teach the police mannerisms.....

WTF JODY!!! You call yourself a leader?

If any persons from the public are reading this, watch a couple episodes of Reno 9-1-1. This show is a true and actual depiction of the Chicago Police Department.

1/25/2009 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would love to see the idiot P.O. who actually rode with this 14 year old during the shift. How the hell did she not figure this out. 003 is a lazy mutt district which made it easy for this 14 year old, but it's sad to see that this could actually happen in any district. This will for sure make CPD the laughing stock of the nation. Hopefully next time the police impersonator doesn't have explosives strapped to his body! Honestly, that is scary to think, but it could happen. Unbelievable!!

1/25/2009 01:11:00 PM  
Blogger Det. Shaved Longcock said...

As usual SCC - You scooped the news!

Now in the Breaking News Section of the Tribune Online:

14-year-old boy impersonates Chicago cop

Chicago police arrested a 14-year-old boy for impersonating one of their own on Saturday.

The boy, who has been charged as a juvenile for impersonating an officer, walked into the Grand Crossing (3rd) District station, 7040 S. Cottage Grove Ave., dressed in a Chicago police uniform, police spokeswoman Monique Bond said. The boy was with another police officer for a period of time, but did not get behind the wheel of a squad car, she said.

The boy was also savvy enough to sign out a police radio and a ticket book, according to a source. The source also said the boy went on traffic stops with the officer he went on the street with.

After his tour was over, a ranking officer became suspicious of the boy. The source said the ranking officer discovered he was not a real police officer when he couldn't produce any credentials.

The source said the boy had an empty holster and a newspaper in place of a ballistic vest in his vest carrier.

Bond described the boy as a "police explorer," which means he was part of a community program run through the police department's Chicago Alternative Policing Strategy (CAPS) that allows youth to interact with Chicago police officers.

"The boy was not armed and the matter is under investigation with Internal Affairs," she said.

Bond also said that how the boy acquired the police uniform was under investigation.

1/25/2009 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey anonymous! Thanks for clearing up the Cozzi contreversy. I was wondering why so many coppers were like J-Fed fucked Cozzi. Cause I thought he fucked himself. But now I understand and I stand with the 99%. Fuck J-Fed. From a private citizens perspective thats fucked up. Well in Cozzi's case fucked twice.

1/25/2009 01:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO FUKKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!

1/25/2009 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As Ronald would say(to the Burger Queen), "I'm lovin' it!". Too funny : )

1/25/2009 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Commander had no control over this, so no matter how crazy Lillie is, she does not deserve the hit for this one! Who does is, the Superintendent. The unfortunate reality is that the police which includes the Sgts and Lts, are so disgruntled, no one is really going that extra mile to do a damn thing. Also, every day Mike Masters, Ted O'Keefe and that fucked up Jfed come out with more new bullshit that has us all going, "what the fuck," that that was believable to the average District level worker. Every day YOU come out with more and more demoralizing bullshit, we are the last to know about your new ideas and changes, but we are left accountable to do deal with this shit!!!

Mayor Daley, each day Jfed and Mike Masters have ANY direct impact on this department, it will be one more day of CPD bullshit! How come Mike Masters was not charged with impersonating the police? How many times has he had the vest etc. on, had his gun on him, and didn't he make an arrest and was put in Box 2 on New Years? Show us how fair you are Jfed, charge HIM!

1/25/2009 01:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How embarrassing!

I don't feel like working in my assigned district tonight. I think I'll head over to....016 and tell them I was sent there.


1/25/2009 01:30:00 PM  
Blogger LiteralDan said...

This is hilarious, and yet sad. I can only hope this was a 14-year-old capable of growing a mustache, at least.

I bet this causes a wave of copycats-- gotta find out where he got the uniform!

1/25/2009 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic: Shots Fired Bt.1622, 4900 N. Marmora, across from St. Constance Church during Mass today approx. 1215Hrs.

Illegal alien Mexican rim thieves who reside across from church get into shit with dissatisfied customer. Shitbird customer takes several shots at illegal aliens, flees.

Call St. Constance, encourage Pastor to complain to Levar/Daley.

Tell neighbors.

Call Levar...beef about lack of manpower in 016.

Call Cardinal George and let him know what is happening in strong Catholic neighborhoods due to neglect by the Daley syndicate.

1/25/2009 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hear this kid wrote 5 movers and did CTA checks. We should hire least he wants to work.

1/25/2009 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Mr. Plastique said...

Email forwarded with link to the writers of the TONIGHT SHOW for Jay Leno's monologue.

What if the impostor was a male adult and "lined" his vest cover with semtex C4 instead of newspaper.

Allah Akbar!

1/25/2009 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only on this Department!

1/25/2009 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous 003 the south's 025 said...

Funny! I cant wait till the bullshit that comes after this. Swipe, hell, we're going to have to submit to a DNA test before roll-call and after check-off!

1/25/2009 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Po-leece said...

So this kid actually has spent more time working a beat car than our superintendent?

1/25/2009 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh My God! Too Funny!

1/25/2009 01:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember some years back (15+) when the Tac guys in 003 had a "007th Dist Tac man" ride with them for about a week so they could "exchange information on dope spots." This 007th Dist tac man wasn't even the Police, was a a GD Regent or Coordinator. Had vest, gun , the whole shebang.One of those 003 tac guys went on to make merit Det. Had a make-believe French name...

1/25/2009 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Further proof that house mice have NO idea what a policeman looks like. UN BEE LEEV A BULL

1/25/2009 02:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well kid your not on a phone order and your not on a transfer order because that would not be available until Friday 30 JAN 09.
I guess thats the way they opearate in the 003rd Dist.
I personally blame anyone who had any contact, with this kid. That includes within sight and sound.
What a complete disgrace.
The kid should be presented with an F.O.P. distinguished service award, for willing to give his time voluntarily to that MUTT infested district they call part of the Chicago Police Department.

1/25/2009 02:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We all work with people who impersonate the police everyday. What's the big deal? I'm sure Daley will offer the kid a job, seeing how eager the kid was to write tickets.
I've had enough.

1/25/2009 02:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, the kids got "BALLS", I'll give him that.

1/25/2009 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If ya ask me...That kid was pretty sharp! Now that MSF has close to 20 openings he can join the Mobile Stroke Force too! Rejects one and all...Fuck'em! Word to the wise...there is a reason why so many have quit the new unit. Go to 015 and ask around...

-015 and damn PROUD of it!!!

1/25/2009 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sunday sure is boring without football. Waiting for NHL all star tonight

1/25/2009 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous L@@@KEE Here said...

While I was not there, and I did not see the kid, I do know how some of these "urban" youths do tend to look a liitle bit older...


How the hell could this happen? Who was the wonder girl/guy they let the kid ride with? Do we know anything about him/her?? I'm looking for something in depth, like - do they have a fucking heartbeat? Does the chest rise and fall every few seconds? Eyes blink?? etc,etc,etc....

How could you not know!!!!? Even if he looked older - he sure the fuck could not act like one of us! No way.

If this department was not so fucked up right now, we would all realize has sad that this really is. Instead, it is levity, much deserved levity, but it really is a pathetic, fucked up, sad ass event that happened.

Will the CPD ever be proud again?

1/25/2009 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This job/department is the biggest joke in the world!

1/25/2009 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunately if Crump takes a hit, so will at least one sergeant, P.O.'s on the desk, , possibly a Lt. and the officer working with him (not that they shouldn't catch some heat). There is a lack of security on our department that should be addressed, we are all at risk. This was an embarrassment, next time it could be deadly.

1/25/2009 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah! I hate to break up the rumor mill. But other cities are talking about combining precints/districts to cut down on costs. One of those cities is portland.

1/25/2009 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My God, you can't make this shit up...I'm going to become an off site writer for SNL!!!

1/25/2009 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

walk him out to his car? he drove to work? then he drives while he's at work? he comes in on a saturday? doesn't demand time off? didn't he assist on a psmv arrest w/foot chase and either catch him or transfer him to 003? 4 bus checks? sign this guy up!!! Outstanding!!!!!

1/25/2009 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard he was in a chase and caught the offender? Give him an Honorable Mention!!! Also he can retire at 44 years old with full benefits!

1/25/2009 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone find out how he got his uniform, including name tag? Burglary or Theft? Or did he just walk into the uniform store and purchase this equipment on a "limited" budget. Keep the economy workin kid!

1/25/2009 02:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When asked in greater detail, the "officer" says in a squeaky pubescent voice 'but my pediatrician says I’m going to grow another 6 inches ma'am".

1/25/2009 02:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The kid did more work than most of the dogs in 003 do in a week, and he isn't even old enough to work. A traveshamockery all the way around!!!!

1/25/2009 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


1/25/2009 02:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least he has done more police work then the sup

1/25/2009 03:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

trained observers huh? freaking wow.

1/25/2009 03:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This kid sounds like he's qualified to be the next Superintendant....No wait, he's over-qualified because he's got more police experience than our present Superintendant

1/25/2009 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OFF TOPIC Maybe worth its own posting.

Did anyone else catch some of the latest Daleyisms.

A couple of days after the Obamination, Shortshanks is on TV saying that the Messiah should, "Think outside the box..."when it come to financing the federal government. That Obama should do some of the things Daley did like sell off or lease U.S. Government assets. Now this is from the mayor who has, because of his spending on beautification projects, and theft and corruption driven this city broke. He cannot blame the previous administration; he has been the previous administration for about twenty years now.

Of course he would like his relatives and friends to get the rights to the Grand Canyon, Yellowstone National Park and the Interstate Highway System. Hang onto your wallets everyone; the tax and spend Democrats have got there hands on everything now.

The other cutsie thing is when Richie referred to Blago as C00-C00! Rod is a Dead Duck and Pat Quinn will be a Lame Duck is he shoots up taxes, especially on pensions.
Daley wants to get his own man (or woman) in as the new governor.

Stay safe hang onto your wallets and VOTE.

1/25/2009 03:12:00 PM  
Anonymous 29 and a day and retired said...

When I hear stories like this I REALLY miss the job.

Enjoy yourselves every day out there

Youre going to miss it too

1/25/2009 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So much for a secure police facility.
Good thing this guy wasn't a terrorist.
There is a reason every police station in the world except Chicago's are secured locked down facilities!

1/25/2009 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put the 250 detainees from GITMO in Cook County jail!

1/25/2009 03:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW sounds crazy but is there any truth to this?

1/25/2009 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Bklyn North said...

This is also on THEE (NYPD) RANT

1/25/2009 03:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did he have a gun on or did nobaody seem to notice that? At least the Captain was on the ball.
All in all, unbelieveable. Another classic one for an upcoming novel.

1/25/2009 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is alright,it is nothing.
In the past in 025, they had a Officer's kid who was dressing up as an ATF agent. This kid had a SUV with full emergency lighting and was doing traffic stops where on duty officers assited him. He was wearing a vest with ATF identification and gun belt.....

Only after he came into 025 to sign out a radio and get a car did anyone notice the problem.
Did they arrest him?
Of course not.
They allowed him to apply to become a Chicago Police Officer.

When IAD investigated it, the whole thing disappeared.
Since it was bad press....... This is the same story just in another part of town.
Just this kid has been caught twice.

Between Daley, Blago and Weiss
We are becoming the joke of the nation get use to it!!!!

I bet you this will hit the national news then be on Late night televison by the end of the week

1/25/2009 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


1/25/2009 04:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


1/25/2009 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, our Supe has no Police experience either so whats the problem?

1/25/2009 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AAWWWWW come on now! Didn't Jag-Fed tell everyone he's got our back... he's trying his best with the smallest amount of coppers on the street, at least they filled one car for one tour.
Can't wait till the summer to see whats next.

1/25/2009 04:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who was the fucking goof partner? i doubt this guy knew how to properly write tickets or investigate an accident - did she not notice any red flags? how could she have never realized he wasnt a PO? thank God no one was hurt.

1/25/2009 04:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It took me 30 minutes many years ago when I was a security officer to figure out that someone who came to a place I was working for wasn't the POLICE. 30 minutes!!! During that time I was asking the butt head questions that only a police officer would know or someone in law enforcement. This is unbeleiveable, the officers and bosses involved with this little SHIT should be HORSE WHIPPED!! All we need is some good cops who can relate to people and ask the right questions, then we won't have screw ups like this. I know this little bastard from the 006th District, went to a domestic between his momma and him, we figured him out pretty quick, he was good at lying but not that good. If you ask these assholes the right questions their lies tumble like a deck of cards, like this 14 year olds bullshit. Let's start asking people the right questions officers and protect ourselves, each other and our department.

1/25/2009 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tickets...traffic stops...this guy probably did more activity than the rest of the watch hahahaha

1/25/2009 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't laugh, that's how Huberman started.

1/25/2009 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
off topic-I am in the TRU unit and we were in 6 tonight. Who the hell is the Wc on 3rd what a JAG

1/25/2009 01:22:00 AM

Sorry, you lost me when you said TRU.

1/25/2009 04:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I sure would love to see the initiation report on THIS CR # !!!

Who is the accused ?

WC ?
Desk Sgt ?
Issuer of locker ?
Female PO on Traffic car ?
Issuer of radio ?
Issuer of citation books ?

Chicago breaking news quotes Monique as saying 14 yr "did not get behind the wheel of a squad car".

1/25/2009 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow!! Aren't we suppose to be trained observers??

1/25/2009 04:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the dumb ass who rode around with him? sounds like house cat material.

1/25/2009 04:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this city is such a joke.....nuff said

1/25/2009 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to stoopid (Monique) "the imposter never drove" a squad car.

And THIS is exactly why we need SCC. To get to the TRUFF!

1/25/2009 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I get a Hell Fuckin' Yea!!!!! I don't know why so many of you hate this department. Every day is like a different act in a lifelong comedy. I laugh my ass off every day at work. I enjoy the people that I ride with, I stay away from bosses as much as possible, and I laugh my ass off at the supporters of the new Prez. To think how moronic our leadership is in this department just adds another smile to the face. Yes, and oh yes, SCC please keep posting these ridiculous stories for the whole world to see. Everyone should know how idiotic those in charge of every day operations actually is. Then and only then, maybe just maybe, something or someone will actually make a change. Until then, sitting in my squad, stopping dude for acting like a criminal, and laughing my ass off with partners while doing it!!!!!

P.S. when I say dude I am not being overtly racist I am referring to any white, black, brown, yellow, or red jack ass out there who thinks that they are above the law and that everything is going to change now that the White House has!!!!!

1/25/2009 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess this was no joke: email sent out today

District/Unit Commanders will immediately contact their respective Watch Commanders reinforcing existing policies governing unauthorized persons in the work place, uniform standards, equipment security/issue, roll calls, and inspections. Watch Commanders will conduct formal roll call inspections, at the prescribed times, for all personnel in conformance with existing Department directives.
Watch Commanders will discuss with their personnel the need to be vigilant. IT IS AN OFFICER SAFETY ISSUE!
A facility assessment will be conducted reporting any physical security issues, through the chain. All reports due no later than close of business Wednesday.
Below are a few of the orders to be discussed with relative sections.
GO 83-01 - Responsibilities of Sergeants Assigned to Field Duties (Emphasis on III - Personnel Management Functions)
GO 96-07-02 Personal Radio Procedures (Emphasis on III Distribution and Storage)
GO 98-10-01 - Responsibilities and Procedures (Emphasis on III, B, 1 - Adherence to Uniform Standards)
DSO 04-07 - District Watch Commanders (Emphasis on VII, G - General Duties and personnel working irregular hours)
DSO 02-12 - Watch Changes/Roll Call Training (Emphasis on III - Roll Calls)

1/25/2009 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this must have been posted by that "one smart detective" who followed him to the car!!

1/25/2009 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I heard the news this morning I thought that I was going to piss my pants I was laughing out loud. Someone is going to get "launched" and/or suspended for this fuck up!!!!!!

1/25/2009 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love this blog!

1/25/2009 05:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


The 14 year old went on a domestic disturbance call and wrote tickets out of a book he signed out!

He was accepted as an officer the entire tour.

He was not discovered to be liar until check-off....8 hours after signing a radio out.

The juvenile also drove the car on streets between writing tickets.

He was given a locker.

Yes media....he did drive the CPD car unlike what the liar Monique Bond told you!

What if he disarmed the female traffic officer he was with or help prisoners in the station????

What if??

1/25/2009 05:18:00 PM  
Blogger CJN said...

Hey Scc, April 1st is a few months away.

1/25/2009 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, what will stop a gang banger from doing the same thing and taking advantage of the situation?????

1/25/2009 05:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was just on the news

-----------Un Fucking Real---------
Are some PO's and boses that stupid. Drove around with the offender for 5 hours. Didnt they talk about anything. Uh, What district do you work in? Why are you here? Like to know who that PO was. Luckily it didnt go anor way. Imagine if this idiot had a gun on him, and had a death wish.

1/25/2009 05:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lillie already left her to-from, which contained only one sentence:
"I was off that day!"

1/25/2009 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And he was probably the best copper working in 003 that night too!

1/25/2009 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this doesn't display the complete and utter state of ruin on the Chicago Police Deaprtment, I don't know what will.

Shamefully, the CPD has turned into a national joke of unknown proportions.

1/25/2009 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The kid might make a good Superintendent or exempt.

Definitely couldn't be any worse than the status quo.

1/25/2009 05:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hos much is this blunder going to cost the city in lawsuits?

Can you imagine if this kid had gotten killed or injured?

1/25/2009 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is so embarrasing...! I know some heads are going to roll severely. Hell I'd wud of gladly obtained a nice lil lawsuit, what if he was 1 of those people who dislikes police, imagine if he were grown...?

1/25/2009 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesn't accountability start at the top?

1/25/2009 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This story is going to be international news in a few hours.

1/25/2009 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE!!!! I actually heard about this earlier but please please please tell me this is an early April fools joke!!! Can this dept. get anymore fucked up?

1/25/2009 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now maybe they will pass a law that you have to show a police i.d. card when you buy uniforms. This shouldn't be a surprise to anyone....all you have to do is walk into any police uniform store and buy whatever you want. We'll see this kid again when he gets out of juvie, only this time he'll be a gold star!!!!!!!

1/25/2009 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A fellow brother PO on the Tampa PD, read about this on Yahoo, and called me to see if story was true.

Considering that I didn't hear about it, I laughed and told him quit making stuff up.

Lo and behold, this is true.

We are now the national laughing stock of law enforcement.

1/25/2009 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quick! Someone give Leno a call!
This is too funny!

1/25/2009 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I expect the Abbate, Callahan, Finnegan, shit to happen. The tow truck stuff is old news. That unfortunately is human nature and while it can be reduced, it will never be eliminated.

This, this is so freaking sad it is almost funny. It is funny. I just locked my weapon in my gun safe. I don't know if I will ever take it out again.

You couldn't make this up. It is the shit sprinkle topping on the last few years in the CPD.

Just bring in a federal judge and oversight. The clouted lunatics are no longer running the asylum. It is now teenage lunatics who have taken over.

I have a suggestion for Mayor Daley. Actually I won't type my first suggestion as it is anatomically impossible.

Bring in a real police professional from out of town. Preferably with NYPD experience. Then leave that person the fuck alone for about 5 years. When you get the desire to talk to the new Superintendent just remember the words of my drunken Irish Dad, "When you're talkin' I want you to shut the fuck up."

Got that Mr Mayor?

Shut the fuck up and let a professional save the department. The problems in the department are mostly of YOUR making. Clouted hacks who don't know their asses from a hole in the ground. Lardass superintendents more interested in starting charities to fund their retirement than leading a department. Unfrozen caveman Feds who are about as useful as tits on a bloody bull. Meritcloutorious promotions that harm department morale. No freaking contract.

I could go on an on.

How about the lack of rifles and shotguns. Police vehicles that are falling apart. Training that is largely irrelevant and non existent after initially leaving the academy.

This stupidity could drive a man to drink. Which is ok as long as you don't drink and drive. Shall I have a nice Murphy's Stout or perhaps a bottle of the finest Dominick's purchased red wine to go with my useless rant?

Too bad I'm not in the 11th Ward. I probably could have gotten my drinks and hot dogs for free. But I digress.............

1/25/2009 05:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unbelieveable...! This place.

1/25/2009 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about a breach of national security!

A 14 yr. old can now impersonate a PO, gain access to a police uniform, squad car, police radio, police computers and unlimited unrestricted access to all kinds of secure facilities.

Thank God, this kid is just a 14yr. old wannabe and not an Al Queda operative with Jihad in mind.

The havoc that could have potentially occurred defies imagination.

1/25/2009 06:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will this kid at least get paid for his tour of duty?

1/25/2009 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone know what the Juvenile Calendar and date is for this arrest? I have to see this one play out.

1/25/2009 06:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know that the CPD is down a few thousand officers but using juveniles for PO's is abit much.

1/25/2009 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This kid is definitely meritorious material.

1/25/2009 06:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

full uniform ? gun, gunbelt and everything ?
awww shit....looks like ids are gonna be checked at roll call daily now.

1/25/2009 06:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt Moran promised to put him on the tac team.

1/25/2009 06:11:00 PM  

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