Honorable Mention?
Someone witty evidently typed up a humorous Honorable for the 14 year old. And those who can't laugh at themselves or the Department are tearing up a northside district looking for the faxer. If you want it to die inspectors, let it go, let it die. You're bringing more attention to it by looking. Now we feel like seeing it and having some fun with it.
You really ought to be wondering how a reporter from one of the local TV stations got into the 003 District station and made it as far as the Watch Commander's office with a hidden camera last night unchallenged. Especially after all the security fixes put into place. That ought to be a bigger priority than a BS Honorable Mention.
You really ought to be wondering how a reporter from one of the local TV stations got into the 003 District station and made it as far as the Watch Commander's office with a hidden camera last night unchallenged. Especially after all the security fixes put into place. That ought to be a bigger priority than a BS Honorable Mention.
Labels: rumors, silly people
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
172 Comments:
Shit, you can not even get an honorable mention in Area 2 for a UUW pinch!
They DO need to lighten up.....what the fuck?!!!!
It is called levity....look it up, learn it, know it, say it, live it, be it, learn it again.
It helps a lot when your department is the bottom of the barrell!
What station has a reporter walking into three? None of them have anything on their website
Fucking hilarious, I want to see it to. I hope it floats to 004.
Just to let you all know the kid did not assist in the foot chase. He was going to assist in writing the traffic report that occurred when the stolen car struck a marked squad.
A few cloth stantions were cleverly placed in the
entrance/exit of our Police station. This sould prevent anyone from cutting in line if somebody chose to take out desk personnel. This is simply pathetic..........
014 now have PO's checking for IDs and that is their assignment for the entire tour of duty.
I'm still waiting for my attendance ribbon. Anyone know how to get it?
If this is true I hope that he was arrested!!!!!!
Inspectors don't have senses of humor... what do you expect.
If Seiser lost both his legs in a car accident he will still be able to walk it off.
i have a few questions..
1. did 395 get fto pay for the day?
2. is someone going to tell the 14yo where the police room is at juv. ct and leave him a yellow slip?
When are they going to have In-Service Training on "Picking your Battles"? Due to the fact that, being irish, I learned the hard way to pick my battles. and the city faces an economic crisis, I will give this In-Service free of charge, on my own time. Inspectors: Lesson 1- If the shits already over, just let it go. Not even the mayor wants to hear more BS about this kid.
So the whole world is laughing at us and we are not allowed to laugh at ourselves?
Too funny!!!
If only the kid would have posed as the supe's driver...how fun that could have been. Ah, give him time. Two more years for a driver license. I can hardly wait.
I love cop shows but I also really like hidden camera shows!
It's like peanut butter & chocolate...the best of both worlds!
But I've been really like "Lost" lately so maybe we can throw some cops on a stranded island and add some hidden cameras.
Damn, my idea is (expletive) golden, and I'm just not giving it up for (expletive) nothing!
damn, the kid has done it again-- he snuck into 014 and typed himself up an honorable and faxed it over to his district of assignment---003--- it's amazing how much this is investigated and nothing is ever said about the special people in every district who have never worked an 8 hour tour in their career. another reason i go out and do deet deet, very little-- all the suck hole experts with 2 years on the job will have to pick up the slack while they are putting in their 6 hour tour of duty.
Classic.
I have to ask though, the tickets and citations that the kid wrote? Will the city try and collect any fines or tickets he wrote? I expect them to but man if I was ticketed by him, I would be a ghetto lottery winner.
they are weak and they know it.
WHY ? WHY ? BECAUSE I'M THE BOSS, that's why.
it's easy to look like a fool when the majority of your underlings are smarter than you.
No wonder nothing is accomplished if it is that easy to redirect their "serious" investigation into the 003rd district breach. Just like the RATS following the Pied Piper, they follow blindly, oblivious to reality.
I guess they figure the faxer will be a quick and easy "scalp" for their belt, that they can brag about.
Sometimes I really don't understand you guys? I'm retired and live where the average daily temp is 72. I would think you guys can make alot (I mean, A LOT) of cash off this olympic dream of the short idiot???????????????????
Punishing the whole class for the actions of a few is something from the 2nd grade.
When will the stars on the collar gang figure out all this will do is piss us off more?
014 now have PO's checking for IDs and that is their assignment for the entire tour of duty.
1/31/2009 12:56:00 AM
and let me guess, they're all related to someone?
To: 1/31/2009 12:55:00 AM
I actually had to Google "stantions"... Never knew what they were called. Thanks for teaching me something new.
I heard a 12 year old got hold of a black suit, white shirt and black tie. Put his IPOD head phone in one ear got a Secret Service badge off of ebay and one of those Secret Service American flag pins and is conducting presmise checks. Oh yeah, and he talks into his sleeve. Much easier to immitate than the PO LEECE.
The midget has solved the cost issue of new police cars. Hundreds of these are on order now.
http://www.highwayrobbery.net/TrcImgsWebSpeedTrapCopToyCar.jpg
I have to put the blame on the p.o. that did not figure out she was driving around with a 14 yr old wanna b for 5 hrs. sorry!
Anonymous said...
I'm still waiting for my attendance ribbon. Anyone know how to get it?
1/31/2009 12:58:00 AM
Rumor has it, the Dept is 2 yrs behind on handing out D.C.'s.
This is just another feeble-minded attempt by Inspectors to justify their pathetic worthless existence...
Just think....what if they had never arrested the kid. Just figured out that it was a kid with some real issues, contacted his mother, had her come in with street clothes for the lad and then confiscate the clothing. Then treat the kid like he was a "make a wish" subject. The minute the kid got locked up for this you knew it was going to be a train wreck, so why not do things a bit differently?
I do love the honorable mention though...
Does anyone know if or when there was ever an incident of this nature occurring in the past 100+ years in the history of the Chicago Police Department? A 14 year old breaching security and riding with a partner fior 5 hours. What factors are present that would not have been there say 20+ years ago? Is the new regime responsible for this... I mean it never happened with the 100 previous superintendents were in charge.
I'm still waiting for my attendance ribbon. Anyone know how to get it?
a sgt has to put you in for it...then wait about 3 more years before you get it.
I work in OEMC and the word is that the multi million dollar gps system does not work. The fat guy in charge of it here is scrambling to give the mayor a printout, but he can't. Very embarrassing, we hope he is out of here soon with all his techno hand reader crap. Great way to spend city money.
If I had to guess, the selection of Weis as superintendent was some kind of deal Daley made to avoid having CPD put under federal supervision. You may not want to admit it, but things were not good in the CPD, and there was little chance of it changing for the better unless an outside force made it happen.
1/30/2009 10:13:00 AM
Okay, so when is it going to START getting better. I've been ever so patiently waiting for these changes in the abuse of powers, cronyism, 'special select' people, etc. Hope it STARTS sometime.
The "special" treatment is the agreement that won't change. Just clean up the "unspecial" with over disciplinary procedures so the public thinks there is a change. SMOKE AND MIRRORS, SMOKE AND MIRRORS.
IN A/1: I AM ALL FOR NEW SECURITY, BUT HAVING 2 PO'S ASSIGNED TO JUST SIT BY EACH DOOR IS WASTING 2 BODIES. LOCK ONE OF THE DOORS AND JUST KEEP ONE PO IF YOU HAVE TO....OTHER SPEND A FEW BUCKS AND GET A SWIPE LOCK SYSTEM..
O.T.
just another example of how olympics cost lots of money and how chities lose lots of money.....
http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/news?slug=ap-birdsnestfuture&prov=ap&type=lgns
I have nearly nineteen years on the job, all on the Westside in patrol, the D, and finally a rank order promotion to Sergeant after several tries, and then back to patrol. But enough about me. I'm not blowing my own horn; however, I feel compelled to first establish some background and credibility to address something that really burns my ass. To the mopes out their continually castigating "two year wonders", "newbies", etc: In my near-westside district the evidence suggests that the two year wonders on my log are the only ones who get there asses out the car to do any work at all. Few need guidance from this sergeant and they're not bitter like the ten and fifteen year do-nothings earning substanially more to merely check-off with three or less movers a period, phantom 30 minute foot patrol, two hour lunches in fruit restaurants on Division St. and medical roll abuse Otis Peoples would be in awe of. The next time you you throw stones at new policemen I hope you choke to death on your words. God bless and hold Doffyn and Doyle, and the rest of the two year wonders working next to you, or watching your back from somewhere far above.
IN 014
I hope the 2 1/2 year desk sergeant is challenged by an inspector on desk duties.
Also inspector look into why it takes 45 minutes to get a prisoner in the lock up also.
Also regulate hair gel use, this isn't 25.
and one more thing anyone can just walk in and out of that side door someone from the media take a shot at it, come between roll calls
SCC---Hot off the presses. Looks like Weis is going to be sent packing (latest from the Scum-Times):
"I'm not sure why the mayor is going crazy -- excuse me, crazier -- over that 14-year-old kid who impersonated a cop in the Grand Crossing station. Sure, it was a lapse. But what office or business goes on red alert because an unidentified young guy shows up and starts working? I bet if this teen put on surgical scrubs, he could slip into any operating room in the city and start handing out sponges, and nobody would question him.
Security is important, but so is doing your job, and the more effort you expend on the former, the less effective you are at the latter. One reason air travel is such a god-awful mess is that they put so much energy into checking our shoes that they forget to make flying a pleasant experience. You can cover your ass, or you can move it, but you can't do both.
Not to indulge in too much tea-leaf reading, but what I take away from this whole episode is that if Mayor Daley is forcing Jody Weis to kneel on a rail over a clever teen, then the sands of patience must be running out on our FBI-bodybuilder-turned-ineffectual-superintendent.
The shame about the masquerading kid is that, had he been an actual cop doing something amiss, his colleagues would have smoothly and automatically covered for him, swearing they knew his identity all along and were being indulgent. But because he was an outsider, the time-honored system of reflexive police prevarication failed.
Too late for that now, though if it nudges Weis toward his overdue retirement, I will not be alone in feeling the embarrassment is worth it."
What is going on? Madigans down state? Gov. Lisa? There is no end to this nepotism! Father, son, husband, wife, father, daughter, on and on!There ought to be a law against all this 21st Century "family affairs! the normal person will never have a chance when the sibling is guided, steered, maneuvered, slipped in, and finally after the parent has "milked the system dry" he sneaks (appoints) his child into his seat, position, or Board of Director's spot to continue the "milking!" Are we all blind?
Its all about money, kid, everything else is just conversation. This truly applies to the CPD. If you had clout to make SGT, then LT, and finally CAPT. would you refuse it? Go from 4000 a month to say, 8000+ a month? And have 1/2 million in deferred! All you have to do is take some ball busting on these blogs and voila! youre in a 3/4 million dollar condo in Naples retired! Im the real police! Yeah, right!
IN 014 WE HAVE SGT A.B. AND WE ARE "SAFE" WHEN WE WALK BACK WORDS
Goes to show you. That kid was worth at least a Departmental Commendation.
NO! NO! NO!
SCC, you just don't get it! There is absolutely no problem in the CPD that cant be solved by hammering the blue shirts with bullshit infractions or with a seat belt mission.
guess the 3rd district is a little hyper sensitive? stupid and walking around with your ass cheeks clinch is no way to go thru life. now we have a ''hall guard'' in 014. i dont know who faxed it over..dont care either...stand up inspections,big bird on the prowl..do what you gotta do. this is another of many knee jerk reactions from city hall. what dont you just punish the dipshits who screwed up? its always everybody gets screwed with.
Heard that our FLOP is givin the kid an award too !
If the kid did that police work on the North Side, he'd be up for the Lambert Tree Award.
When you are a dumb-ass, like Shortshanks, you think that other dumb-asses are smart like you, cause you're too dumb of a dumb-ass to realize that they're dumb-asses, just like your dumb-ass..
Heard there is an article in Sundays SunTimes stating Daley is tired of Weis and Weis should resign. I am sure we all agree with Daley on this one. The article is by Neil Steinberg.
Hey, not true about Area 2. You can get Honorable Mentions, [and other perks as well] if you are the bosses drinkin buddy or jocker.!
whoever has a copy of that ought to go to Kinkos and fax that citywide...
Seizer counted to infinity - twice.
I had a 58 yoa, big as a house, grumpy dick with me when we walked into 002 via the rear door last night.
A midget F/4 asked him for his ID.
Laughed my ass off and told him I couldn't take him anywhere.
It used to be that all you had to worry about was this guy eating Mexican food and being in the car with him an hour later...
Shit, you can not even get an honorable mention in Area 2 for a UUW pinch!
AMEN!! AIN'T THAT THE FUCKING TRUTH
Things aren't boding too well for Weis right now. This second "City Hall Q&A session" with Weis would seem to suggest that the Mayor is ready to throw Weis under the bus soon.
Who would take his place?
Will the Mayor allow Weis's replacement to make a "clean sweep" and rid us of Masters, Cuello, Jackson, Peterson and the "policy group" assholes?
Gotta flush them all down the toilet, shortshanks!!
If only the kid would have posed as the supe's driver...how fun that could have been. Ah, give him time. Two more years for a driver license. I can hardly wait.
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mr drummond? different strokes : )
I'm still waiting for my attendance ribbon. Anyone know how to get it?
1/31/2009 12:58:00 AM
.............................................boss puts u in for it , but down town not ready. If u look on line some have bee waiting "bosses sgts/Lts submittted but down town hasn't produced yet.
If the bosses are all up in arms about s bogus honorable for that kid, they're soft.
SSC I SAY GIVE SEISER AN HONORABLE MENTION . LAST WEEK SEISER MADE THREE AGG, DUI ARRESTS AND IMPOUNDED FIVE CARS. SEISER DOES MORE WORK IN A WEEK THAN THE THIRD DISTRICT DOES IN A PERIOD. REMEMBER THAT 14YR OLD WOULD HAVE NEVER GOT PAST THE MIGHTY SEISER. AND BEST PART SEISER WOULD HAVE GOTTEN COURT OT OUT IT TOO.
REMEMBER 2009 THE MIGHT SEISER WILL STILL RUN IT.
Being 14 is not honorable.
OT: does anyone know if there's a CR# on that unbelievable POS "Chief" of CAPS who went on a profanity laced rant screaming at the district people the other day at the big citywide meeting? Nice classy lady, she is. She is Huberman's pal though, so I suspect nothing will happen.
Most honorables I hear them read are silly nonsense.
I saw it VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
any truth to the story that when Cmdr Crump Hale was a Lt. in - I think - 002 - she was running late and driving to to work at 002 and running redlights in 022. Somewhere on Halsted or Vincennes.
She gets stop - says she's the police but refuses to show i.d.
Sgt. is called and asked her for i.d. She refuses and goes into 022 and complains to the W/C that she was stopped and harrassed because she is Black. The W/C - retired now - Lt. Cronin???? - sided with her and left the sgt and officers out to dry???
Anyone remember this????
Shit, you can not even get an honorable mention in Area 2 for a UUW pinch!
the deputy chief of area 2 wont approve awards
Anonymous said...
"olympics or no olympics FUCK THE KMA CLUB!!! PLEASE RETIRE!!!
1/30/2009 08:24:00 PM"
Be careful what you wish for, junior, very careful.
1/31/2009 12:07:00 AM
Or what!? You're gonna fall asleep?
Anonymous said...
i have a few questions..
1. did 395 get fto pay for the day?
2. is someone going to tell the 14yo where the police room is at juv. ct and leave him a yellow slip?
1/31/2009 01:34:00 AM
This had a 5 percent chance of being funny a week ago.
Today, zero.
It is all smoke and mirrors! Weis pretends he cares, Daley pretends he's upset, and since the public has an attention span of about 2.5 minutes, it slowly fades off into the sunset! The alderthings justify their existence and a year from now, you won't be able to remember the incident because many more people will take their turn in the barrel! IT NEVER ENDS!
Anonymous said...
Whatever happened to the FOP proposal for Soldier Field and the United Center traffic control being done by off-duty PO's at time and a half? I know they sent Bill Dougherty out there to study it.
1/30/2009 07:59:00 PM
Nothing changes. It was a big stink when it happened, but I guess when since it Monterrey Security handling it. No problem. Juan Gayton is Daley's love child.
Anonymous said...
If Seiser lost both his legs in a car accident he will still be able to walk it off.
1/31/2009 01:20:00 AM
FUCKING FUNNY!
Anonymous said...
Sorry scc i know im off post but some asshole from the 014th dist. apparently took it upon themselves to fax over an honorable mention to the 003rd dist. for the 14 year old goof caught impersonating the police thx asswipe now we got big byrd up our ass.
Actually that ass wipe was a comedic genius and had EVERYONE laughing in my district, esp the last part about the 14 yr old now having more street time than Weis......a copy of it needs to be posted on this site.
1/30/2009 06:10:00 PM
Comedic genius? I bet you had cardiac the first time you pulled someones finger the first time!
OT - We have the best bargaining chip in history, the 2016 Olympics!
Get it together and inform the membership of what is happening.
1/30/2009 09:47:00 PM
You don't negotiate with terrorists and you can't bargain with a madman.
OT but..Don't you love the way they word these things in the newspaper! Must have never taken a day off in years!
Loreatha Coleman
$201,008, a registered nurse at Howe Developmental Center in Tinley Park
She has been with the Illinois Department of Human Services since 1988. Her base $63,684 pay more than tripled last year due to night differential and overtime. "Loreatha is known as an excellent, dedicated employee who often gives up her own personal time so that other nurses aren't mandated to work the extra hours needed," said DHS spokeswoman Marielle Sainvilus.
Good job 14. You guys have the nuts and a sense of humor.
Off topic: Anonymous said...
Ben Javorsky at the Reader should do a piece on the 2016 Olympics and their negative impact on city finances and city tax payers.
I believe he reads this blog.
1/30/2009 02:22:00 AM
Actually, I don't.
Benjamin Javorsky - Chicago Reader, All Rights Reserved.
(In case you were wondering, I just Googled my name, and this shit popped up. Leave me alone you rogue neanderthal Daley pawns. That's what he told me, anyway.)
Anonymous said...
So the whole world is laughing at us and we are not allowed to laugh at ourselves?
1/31/2009 01:51:00 AM
Like a mental patient?
Anonymous said...
I love cop shows but I also really like hidden camera shows!
It's like peanut butter & chocolate...the best of both worlds!
But I've been really like "Lost" lately so maybe we can throw some cops on a stranded island and add some hidden cameras.
Damn, my idea is (expletive) golden, and I'm just not giving it up for (expletive) nothing!
1/31/2009 02:21:00 AM
Blago is gone, Mealer. Let. It. Go.
But there I go again, referencing Barry Hussein O.B.A.M.A.
Shoot. Me. Now.
He's so funny!
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
All construction sites should be required to have off duty police officers for traffic control on the scene everyday until completed! I am tired of some Walsh lackey or niece screwing up traffic every time a cement truck or 18 wheeler wants to unload! Boston requires it. But no, Walsh and Kenny sleep with the Mayor! Closed shop operations!
1/30/2009 01:01:00 PM
So does the state of arizona!
1/30/2009 11:08:00 PM
Where do we call to get that?
I think that all the person did by faxing that honorable mention everywhere was jackpot the Desk Sgt. If they can track back the date and time(which as I recall is imprinted on every sheet)of its sending, they will go after him for "culpability". If he/she takes time, I guarantee every unauthorized person faxing in the future will. Way to go Einstein.
Anonymous said...
I'm still waiting for my attendance ribbon. Anyone know how to get it?
1/31/2009 12:58:00 AM
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i know its u M.P.
That could be the funniest thing a po does this year
Assuming the inspectors actually graduated from 8th grade, they would have quickly realized that ANY fax machine can be programed to make it look like it came from the 14th District as long as you have 14's fax number.
Those inspectors have some splaining to do as to why they have wasted department resources on this investigation.
Just saying.
Silly rabbit the 3rd district's for kids
This pool car smells like dung!!
How about the WCs runninbg around putting up signs stating DO NOT ENTER,.on all the doors...what ajokemmyeah that will stop any terorist or any one determined to enter..MORE BULL@#$ SMOKE AND MIRRORS.. IS this how they are going to fix the problem of the horribly unsecure stations..lets see, the cost of the copier paper??? what a joke
will J-Fed be in 003 when it is present to this 14 year old? Was he even invited by Burger Queen? Does a burger go along with it too?
just asking.
stay safe out there
J-Fed can always opt out of his contract early or just walk away from the CPD. Depending upon how his contract is written, he will still get paid his annual $310,000.00 salary.
J-Fed can call Phat Phil, lineup a sweet gig on the Chicago Police Memorial Board and pocket another $100,000.00 annual salary.
FBI Pension, $100,000.00
CPD Contract Salary, $310,000.00
CPM Board Salary, $100,000.00
Total Annual Cash Intake For Doing Nothing, $510,000.00
Priceless,
Seeing Phat Phil dressed up as Santa Claus; with J-Fed dressed up in green tights, as his Elf.
Off topic:
Why are the swat officers working Ohare over everyone else?
The Honorable is funny/humurous but makes fun on J-Fraud in the last line. Most of the copies were destroyed but there are a few comemerative copies being stored off Dept. property. Whatever happened to my fellow compatriot in the 3rd? Did some Desk Sgt. get this and that's why there's a beef or did this go directly to the Burger Queens office. A blanket CR for the 014th Desk? What a bunch of crybabies. 3 is a great place to get experience but whomever snitched about the fax and didn't find it funny look in the mirror and smile sometime. I wish I could drop this honorable all over the city but too many rats out there.
"Inspectors, Uniform and Dress Code Irregularities"?
Last night the 4th dist. had a surprize visit from J=Fed and the Traveling Circus (Including Aunt Bea, Hip Hop High Top, and a host of others) at the early roll call.
Everyone there passed inspection except for "Aunt Bea"! Her hair was down way past her collar and against uniform regulations for females in uniform. How can this be (BEA)? You are suppose to be a ROLL MODEL for the female officers!
Does the Fed know about haircut standards (and Fingernail length) for his staff? Apparently not!
No inspector will write up Aunt Bea, will they now? They are too busy trying to gig somebody in 14 for a funny fax. Typical CPD!
Several minutes into the 004 early roll call, Cmdr. Eric (BALDY) Carter must have received a vibrating BlackBerry call that his dist. was being visited as he was frantically trying to get info on to what was transpiring in his absence. When he finally arrived his main concern was how badly did his crew fail?
NOTE TO ERIC & BARTENDER BEA;
A hello and a smile go a long way to the people on the job who are doing the work that you would never understand. Your DEAD PAN faces express Gloom & Doom, which may be the way the entire dept. feels about your leadership!
AMEN Brothers and Sisters!
The 14 year old made more then all of us the other day when his picture was on front page of paper. Family to file 1 million dollar law suit on Monday for the picture. One bright cop in 003
014 has got to be the worst for station security no locking doors, bullshit parking lot and they let the homeless sleep there. sometimes there are any where from 20-30 people in there. the smell is so bad and just think of the diseases!
OT-has anyone noticed a certain Captain who used to work in 017 and now is assigned to 019 looks exactly like Mickey Rourke from the movie "The Wrestler"? She scares me.
CPD, PRPD needs some help, see what you can do. Thanks!
http://parkridgeunderground.blogspot.com/
Can someone post this honorable mention. I want to read it so I can laugh my ass off!!! I am sure it's probably hilarious.
Neil Steinberg publicly declares that Superintendent Jody Weis must go.
"Too late for that now, though if it nudges Weis toward his overdue retirement, I will not be alone in feeling the embarrassment is worth it." -Neil Steinberg
It is only a matter of time now, the countdown has begun. The public sees this as a disaster and we know it is a disaster.
Anonymous said...
any truth to the story that when Cmdr Crump Hale was a Lt. in - I think - 002 - she was running late and driving to to work at 002 and running redlights in 022. Somewhere on Halsted or Vincennes.
She gets stop - says she's the police but refuses to show i.d.
Sgt. is called and asked her for i.d. She refuses and goes into 022 and complains to the W/C that she was stopped and harrassed because she is Black. The W/C - retired now - Lt. Cronin???? - sided with her and left the sgt and officers out to dry???
Anyone remember this????
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not familiar with that story, but i do know cronin was a POS
Anonymous said...
Seizer counted to infinity - twice.
1/31/2009 12:12:00 PM
The third grade jokes are getting old!!!
The Mayor hired JFed for his resume in his bid for the 2016 Olympics.
The kid proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that his resume is a joke. JFed was unable to prevent this incident from happening and has left the police facilities unsecured from day one.
JFed is incapable of evalutating station security, deferring this responsibility to the US Secret Service.
How in the world is JFed an asset to obtaining the 2016 olympics? He is a major liability and the world now knows it, Thanks to the kid.
Off topic:
Why are the swat officers working Ohare over everyone else?
1/31/2009 05:49:00
Because they don't have 14 year olds working with them.
If anyone could scan and post that honorable for us retired guys Id appreciate the laugh
Also I worked in 018 for three years before I got a locker there
This guy got one his first day
Say safe
Anonymous said...
i have a few questions..
1. did 395 get fto pay for the day?
2. is someone going to tell the 14yo where the police room is at juv. ct and leave him a yellow slip?
Did he pay his FOP dues?
So is anyone going to post the honorable mention????
why dont you just punish the dipshits who screwed up? its always everybody gets screwed with.
1/31/2009 11:06:00 AM
THAT would be racist ! ! !
Anonymous said...
That could be the funniest thing a po does this year
1/31/2009 04:15:00 PM
God I hope not. That would make us the most unfunny bunch of assho... wait, I'm watching Obama push his package thru Washington. Nevermind.
Anonymous said...
This pool car smells like dung!!
1/31/2009 05:16:00 PM
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
OT: Nogameschicago.com get on sign the petition and give Daley the big grabber.
FBI Pension, $100,000.00
CPD Contract Salary, $310,000.00
CPM Board Salary, $100,000.00
Total Annual Cash Intake For Doing Nothing, $510,000.00
JEALOUS MUCH??
Signed The 'Head
I also go by Cat-Licker
Anonymous said...
Off topic:
Why are the swat officers working Ohare over everyone else?
1/31/2009 05:49:00 PM
Because they are so cool they don't even ackowledge you if you speak to them.
wasn't that Lillie (?) who was at some fest in Washington Park, lost her credit cards or something in the grass, held tcat teams to search the grass to find her stuff? Anyone remember?
anyone know the real scoop about GPS? Supposedly, some PDT's don't work with GPS, so the system doesn't work (and, the GPS makes the squad car engine light stay on all of the time)....hah! like the car cameras, automated case reporting, etc., etc....if the CPD were a private business, would any of the managers still be employed?
Anonymous said...
Can someone post this honorable mention. I want to read it so I can laugh my ass off!!! I am sure it's probably hilarious.
1/31/2009 08:48:00 PM
NO! We must never speak of this AGAIN. All who do will know death, famine, locusts and more death! And worst of all, your time due will be DENIED!!! Enjoy your puny, miniscule existences you powerless feebleminded...wait I thought this was ParkRidgeUnderGround.blogspot.com
Shit, you can not even get an honorable mention in Area 2 for a UUW pinch!
AMEN!! AIN'T THAT THE FUCKING TRUTH
1/31/2009 12:49:00 PM
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THAT'S WHAT YOU GET PAID TO DO!!!
What a bunch of whiners...where's MY award??
GET A LIFE!!!
Anonymous said...
OT: Nogameschicago.com get on sign the petition and give Daley the big grabber.
1/31/2009 10:04:00 PM
DALEY'S HEART: Cut that shit out! Now.
I have an Honorable Mention for the NHL.
Your officials are the worst of all profesional sports!
Anonymous said...
any truth to the story that when Cmdr Crump Hale was a Lt. in - I think - 002 - she was running late and driving to to work at 002 and running redlights in 022. Somewhere on Halsted or Vincennes.
She gets stop - says she's the police but refuses to show i.d.
Sgt. is called and asked her for i.d. She refuses and goes into 022 and complains to the W/C that she was stopped and harrassed because she is Black. The W/C - retired now - Lt. Cronin???? - sided with her and left the sgt and officers out to dry???
Anyone remember this????
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100% TRUE!!!!!!
Lillie.....JAGOFF!!
Cronin.....BALL-LESS JAGOFF!!
In my near-westside district the evidence suggests that the two year wonders on my log are the only ones who get there asses out the car to do any work at all........
Thats because they dont know any better....Now go fuck yourself in your near-westside district sgt
The Mayor and JFed can get by in Chicago, blaming everyone below them for their managerial failures but this is not flying around the country and throughout the world.
Elsewhere, leaders are held accountable. The 14 year old police impersonator story has vividly unmaksed the incompetence of JFed and Daley.
This is the most damaging story to the 2016 Olympic bid ever.
there is a post referencing Steinberg's column in the Sunday Sun-Times....interesting reading....a "bellweather", maybe, suggesting that Weis' days might be numbered, so to speak? (like the pols like to float those trial ballloons out there just before they make a decision)....
talked to someone at juvie this kidd is king shit telling all the little hoodlums how he scammed the police. this is NOT funny.
any truth to the story that when Cmdr Crump Hale was a Lt. in - I think - 002 - she was running late and driving to to work at 002 and running redlights in 022. Somewhere on Halsted or Vincennes.
She gets stop - says she's the police but refuses to show i.d.
Sgt. is called and asked her for i.d. She refuses and goes into 022 and complains to the W/C that she was stopped and harrassed because she is Black. The W/C - retired now - Lt. Cronin???? - sided with her and left the sgt and officers out to dry???
Anyone remember this????
1/31/2009 02:08:00 PM
I don't know if that happened with Capt Burger King but I know for a fact it happened with the midnight Capt in 003, the F/1 with the mullet. TRU car pulled her over and she refused to show her ID, screaming "don't you know who the fuck I am".
don't know about Crump Hale refusal but there was another f/1 who was stopped by 016 officer going 60 mph on Forest Preserve Dr. when stopped she also stated she was po but refused to show any id's or even license. same thing, sgt called to scene and it all went into 016. Dc was on furlough and a w/c was acting dc. After she made her calls the district was full of brass. all m/1 with braids. they claimed she was on "covert mission" and didn't have to show anybody anything. word was good enough?? well she sued and po paid for his own defense. believe this happened in the middle 90's. don't think anyone there would remember this. believe she is now in the upper exempt ranks. wanna say her initials are CW. maybe an old timer from 016 can pick up on this. it occured on the day watch. is this the new scam, the race card? wc backed off this hot one quickly!!! working po was a stand up po his whole career and a great guy to boot. she did win the suit also with the help of aclu. friends with R. Robinson.
okay, here's the deal about pdt's and gps, from my impeccable sources...when gps was installed, it was incompatible with the vehicle electronics, causing the vehicle engine light to stay on, among other problems); as of late, apparently, shortshanks wanted a "gps report" (i.e., tell me how it's working!); oemc folks discovered that some gps units don't work, so....some pdt's were fixed....folks were saying that the pdt mounts have to be replaced ($700 per mount?, not sure about that, but it's Chicago, no?); anyway, the pdt's are supposed to be divided into thirds, yellow, blue, and red dot marked (with corresponding metal mounts); but....the guy that paints the mounts works in fleet, while the guy that paints the dot on the pdt works in (who knows?, and do they talk to each other, no), so...when cars get downed for service, depending on how many of what dot color they are, there may or may not be enough pdt's available for the replacement cars (if any) that come back (i.e., blue dot car goes down, you get a red, red goes down you get back a yellow (on the mount), then hunt for a matching pdt in the station...hey, look at the bright side, it's like the Chicago version of an Easter egg hunt....
1/31/2009 03:38:00 PM
Someone is is spelling impaired ,
Ben Javorsky should be Ben Joravsky
Funny though, it elicited two replies and neither caught it. Hard to be someone when you don't recognize your name being butchered.
THIS IS SO CPD TRADITION !!!!!!!!! YOU ACTUALLY DO SOME WORK AND GET NOTICED IN A SHIT HOLE DISTRICT AND YOU GET THE SHITTY END OF THE STICK. IF THE BOSSES WERE SMART THEY WOULD MAKE THIS AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE THE ROLE MODEL FOR ALL THE ASSHOLES THAT WORK IN THREE. PLAIN AND SIMPLE. TAKE CARE OF THIS 14 YR OLD SO THAT HE HAS A CHANCE TO GET ON THE JOB AND EVENTUALLY MAKE HIM A BOSS IN 003, HE LEADS BY EXAMPLE!!!!! GOOD JOB KID!!!!
"Chicago, the city of Patronage and Corruption"
lots of comments about stopping folks, who said what, etc....what about "the law", I mean, the law, when stopped, a motorist shows his/her drivers license, proof of insurance, etc, "without question", REGARDLESS of their employment, intended destination, etc......we are a nation of laws, not men, no?....Obama?....Weis?....Daley?...anybody?...
Anonymous said...
NO! NO! NO!
SCC, you just don't get it! There is absolutely no problem in the CPD that cant be solved by hammering the blue shirts with bullshit infractions or with a seat belt mission.
1/31/2009 11:06:00 AM
If you dont get a damned EVENT NUMBER, I'm gonna SPAR you!
Shit, you can not even get an honorable mention in Area 2 for a UUW pinch!
AMEN!! AIN'T THAT THE FUCKING TRUTH
1/31/2009 12:49:00 PM
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THAT'S WHAT YOU GET PAID TO DO!!!
What a bunch of whiners...where's MY award??
GET A LIFE!!!
Hey F.U., the city and the inspectors and some Lt,SGT. will write you up in a heart beat, So they should be as quick to praise you, when you go above and beyond
"The third grade jokes are getting old!!!
1/31/2009 09:11:00 PM"
As are we all.
Ben Joravsky reminds me of Royko in his early days.
http://blogs.chicagoreader.com/politics/
"Or what!? You're gonna fall asleep?
1/31/2009 02:17:00 PM"
No, but you are headed for a rude awakening, as most smart assed young whipper snappers typically are.
But go ahead, try reinventing the wheel.
Knock yourself out.
WHAT A WASTE OF MAN POWER!!!!
014 every shift must assign a PO as hall monitor, checking IDs on all who enter the side doors.
There are officers working 99 because someone has to play "desk security" every day and every shift.
Rotate the dest crew every few hours, keep the POs 10-4 on the street.
SPEAKING OF SECURITY!
How about the illegal alien station cleaners? Working for a sub-contractor to clean our stations. PUT THEM IN A UNIFORM WITH AN I.D..
If you can't speak english, chances are you are illegal!!!
Most if not all that come to our great country legally looking for citizenship want to learn English and be part of mainstream American society!
THERE AT HEADQUARTERS TOO!!!!
PROBABLY IN CITY HALL CLEANING THE MAYORS OFFICE!!!
It was not an Honorable Mention, it was humourosly writtn as a Certificate of Recognition. Having been taught it is better to laugh than to cry, this helped make me laugh, but at the same time I was taught to learn from mistakes, and I do believe we can learn from this big ass mistake.
I have nearly nineteen years on the job, all on the Westside in patrol, the D, and finally a rank order promotion to Sergeant after several tries, and then back to patrol. But enough about me. I'm not blowing my own horn; however, I feel compelled to first establish some background and credibility to address something that really burns my ass
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WOW! Sgt. good for you! Finally made it after "several" tries. GREAT!
Question is.....what was you activity in those 19 years? I'm sure YOU think it was fantastic but I'm sure that there are those out there that might consider you a dog.
SO you love those 2 year wonders? If I were in your shoes, I would too! Like you said, they hardly need supervising so they certainly make you look good. With a log full of 2 year wonders, why you could just sit back and ease on thru the day.
I can understand your displeasure of those 10 to 15 year dogs that do nothing. Yes.....you have to follow them and get on their asses to produce. That sounds like work! No wonder you hate them!
I'm watching Obama push his package thru Washington. Nevermind.
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Package pushing? Where's the Keesing Bandit?
Anonymous said...
"olympics or no olympics FUCK THE KMA CLUB!!! PLEASE RETIRE!!!
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Another Super Cop on the Blog. Christ kid, go home and beat off while listening to your Radio Shack Police Scanner.
"Last night the 4th dist. had a surprize visit from J=Fed and the Traveling Circus (Including Aunt Bea, Hip Hop High Top, and a host of others) at the early roll call."
WHO is "Hip Hop High Top?" Are you referring to Dugan, or someone else? Please explain...
Deputy Chief
Nicholas Roti for next Superintendent!!!
Anonymous said...
SPEAKING OF SECURITY!
How about the illegal alien station cleaners? Working for a sub-contractor to clean our stations. PUT THEM IN A UNIFORM WITH AN I.D..
If you can't speak english, chances are you are illegal!!!
2/01/2009 02:21:00 AM
Next time, please, think before you say something stupid.
"Mayor Daley is forcing Jody Weis to kneel on a rail over a clever teen....."
Keesing, Where are you....I thought that you would be all over this quote
talking about security........how is it that the caps sgt in 014 can take a squad and use it for personal use to get baseballs autographed?? And how does he get away with taking a civilian with him to take pictures giving him a ride in the front seat of the patrol car???? I thought this was a violatoin of a general order? Our commander wants a p.o. assigned to the rear desk to watch coppers come in the station? What about all the homeless jagoffs that walk around the lobby scott-free and noone checks them? Ever think they could have some weapons on them? Or shit even carrying some nasty disease around as they are touching everything in the station? Since when did the police station become 10 s. kedzie....the warming shelter? And when is the commander in the 014 gonna start wearing his id or start when he is in civilian dress? 014 is a joke
don't know about Crump Hale refusal but there was another f/1 who was stopped by 016 officer going 60 mph on Forest Preserve Dr. when stopped she also stated she was po but refused to show any id's or even license. same thing, sgt called to scene and it all went into 016.
This has to be bullshit. If the Sgt. on scene gave her a direct order to show her id and she didnt a CR should have been obtained. end of story. let her answer it in a CR.
Last night the 4th dist. had a surprize visit from J=Fed and the Traveling Circus (Including Aunt Bea, Hip Hop High Top, and a host of others) at the early roll call.
Everyone there passed inspection except for "Aunt Bea"! Her hair was down way past her collar and against uniform regulations for females in uniform. How can this be (BEA)? You are suppose to be a ROLL MODEL for the female officers!
Does the Fed know about haircut standards (and Fingernail length) for his staff? Apparently not!
No inspector will write up Aunt Bea, will they now? They are too busy trying to gig somebody in 14 for a funny fax. Typical CPD!
Several minutes into the 004 early roll call, Cmdr. Eric (BALDY) Carter must have received a vibrating BlackBerry call that his dist. was being visited as he was frantically trying to get info on to what was transpiring in his absence. When he finally arrived his main concern was how badly did his crew fail?
NOTE TO ERIC & BARTENDER BEA;
A hello and a smile go a long way to the people on the job who are doing the work that you would never understand. Your DEAD PAN faces express Gloom & Doom, which may be the way the entire dept. feels about your leadership!
AMEN Brothers and Sisters!
Who is Carters clout?
We know 014 is a retirement district...but if you would wake up and actually go out and do some police work instead of sending fake faxes...you wouldn't have those problems.
unarmed-worked for free and issued tickets. DA MAYORS DREAM, SO WHY SHOULD HE BE UPSET. OH YEAH AND NO LAW SUIT.
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
any truth to the story that when Cmdr Crump Hale was a Lt. in - I think - 002 - she was running late and driving to to work at 002 and running redlights in 022. Somewhere on Halsted or Vincennes.
She gets stop - says she's the police but refuses to show i.d.
Sgt. is called and asked her for i.d. She refuses and goes into 022 and complains to the W/C that she was stopped and harrassed because she is Black. The W/C - retired now - Lt. Cronin???? - sided with her and left the sgt and officers out to dry???
Anyone remember this????
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not familiar with that story, but i do know cronin was a POS
1/31/2009 09:10:00 PM
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Yes, the only thing missing from that was that she refused to pull over for three miles, and when she did, she was yelling about how she was late for work. "How dare they hold her up," problem being was that she was already late by the time she was first observed.
She then went into 022 and talked with Bob Cronin, and he offered to get CR number immediately, without talking to Sgt or PO's.
Bob hated everyone because he felt he deserved days, and took it out on everyone. A big a*&%ole.
Anonymous said...
SPEAKING OF SECURITY!
How about the illegal alien station cleaners? Working for a sub-contractor to clean our stations. PUT THEM IN A UNIFORM WITH AN I.D...
2/01/2009 02:21:00 AM
Might I suggest something in a fetching BRIGHT ORANGE jumpsuit and an ID from their most recent CB photo ?
The Mayor and JFed can get by in Chicago, blaming everyone below them for their managerial failures but this is not flying around the country and throughout the world.
Elsewhere, leaders are held accountable. The 14 year old police impersonator story has vividly unmaksed the incompetence of JFed and Daley.
Let's hold Daley and JFed accountable for this, no.Let's hold all the officers that said hello and allowed this kid to work along side them. That'll work. How can we hold a guy who wasn't even there because a bunch of P.O.'s couldn't or wouldn't challenge the kid? The hiring standards were set along time ago before JFed got here. Why not hold Phil Cline or Terry Hilliard accountable because they were probably the bosses when most of these 003rd district officers were hired. Let's get real and get over the hate for Jfed and call it what it is. Incompetence of the officers involved in not recognizing the imposter. Oh btw, I owe nothing to Jfed or any boss for that matter. I'm just thinking everyone wants to blame someone else like always. Typical copper reaction.
"And when is the commander in the 014 gonna start wearing his id or start when he is in civilian dress? 014 is a joke"
If you don't know who your Cmdr is in 014, YOU'RE the joke.
Asshat.
Anonymous said...
1/31/2009 03:38:00 PM
Someone is is spelling impaired ,
Ben Javorsky should be Ben Joravsky
Funny though, it elicited two replies and neither caught it. Hard to be someone when you don't recognize your name being butchered.
1/31/2009 11:29:00 PM
You, sir are the asshair.
Anonymous said...
"Or what!? You're gonna fall asleep?
1/31/2009 02:17:00 PM"
No, but you are headed for a rude awakening, as most smart assed young whipper snappers typically are.
But go ahead, try reinventing the wheel.
Knock yourself out.
2/01/2009 01:52:00 AM
Almost twelve hours you respond. You DID fall asleep Grandpa.
you must be a Lucio fan. Or one of his personal drivers. Who's the asshat now. He will get you as far as Avila did...............that equals nowhere. Keep it up we will get you on video fucking up. I'm sure 35th street would love to see how well you are working as the police
The Madigans
The Daleys
The Cullertons
etc, etc
It's the political "merit" system. It's the same cancer we have.
don't know if that happened with Capt Burger King but I know for a fact it happened with the midnight Capt in 003, the F/1 with the mullet. TRU car pulled her over and she refused to show her ID, screaming "don't you know who the fuck I am".
1/31/2009 10:53:00 PM
?????????
OMG, a F/1 with a mullet, now that is scary.
not familiar with that story, but i do know cronin was a POS
1/31/2009 09:10:00 PM
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Yes, the only thing missing from that was that she refused to pull over for three miles, and when she did, she was yelling about how she was late for work. "How dare they hold her up," problem being was that she was already late by the time she was first observed.
She then went into 022 and talked with Bob Cronin, and he offered to get CR number immediately, without talking to Sgt or PO's.
Bob hated everyone because he felt he deserved days, and took it out on everyone. A big a*&%ole.
2/01/2009 04:26:00 PM
????
maybe that's why he's dead... is Cronin still alive, or perhaps just brain dead.
Signed,
Your friend Karma
Mike McCotter or Farrell for Supt. of Police.
"Almost twelve hours you respond. You DID fall asleep Grandpa.
2/01/2009 08:38:00 PM"
Sorry, junior, but, unlike your sorry ass, I actually have a life.
Anonymous said...
Deputy Chief
Nicholas Roti for next Superintendent!!!
2/01/2009 09:14:00 AM
Why not nick the mob already controls daley1
feel compelled to first establish some background and credibility to address something that really burns my ass
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kissing bandit, where are you?????
Farrell and McCotter. Both too old. Sorry.
"And when is the commander in the 014 gonna start wearing his id or start when he is in civilian dress? 014 is a joke"
If you don't know who your Cmdr is in 014, YOU'RE the joke.
Asshat.
2/01/2009 06:54:00 PM
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Leaders lead by example. Last I heard, general orders don't exempt specific positions from wearing their i.d. when in civilian dress.
This department's biggest problem is all the bosses who say 'do as I say, not as I do'. The guy should have his i.d. on. Period.
Deputy Chief
Nicholas Roti for next Superintendent!!!
2/01/2009 09:14:00 AM
Ditto, intelligent guy and WILL have your back
"....something that really burns my ass...."
I can put out whatever fire your ass has.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
I've seen Jody kneel on a rail over a lot less than a clever teen.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
I pushed my package around Washigton in '05 as part of the CPD inaugural detail.
Found a great bar called Timberlakes. Straight by day, gay by night. Much like me.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
"....I had a 58 year old big as a house grumpy dick...."
You cheat!!!!
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
NO BS in 016. Sgt brought it all into 016. there was no CR#. it was called station judification!!!
guess you must be a new people/sgt?
11 District goes down since Jimmy Jack left. Please send him back. He should not be where he is now. All jacked up and looking stupid.
Will someone tell The Taco Bell Captain that he is not the district commander.
By the way, tell Commander Spanky to get some balls and stand up to the Taco Bell Captain.
Everything is all screwed up in the 11th Dist. The Taco Bell Capt. is ordering the school officers to write school absentisms. How can that be if their duties are inside the school and on fixed post. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL J-FED THAT THIS IMMORTAL. I HOPE THE SCHOOL CHALLENGES THIS AND SEND CPD TO COURT.
BY THE WAY, VERY STUPID FOR COMMANDER FAT ASS TO PUT ALL SCHOOL OFFICERS IN A DAY OFF GROUP.
WHOS IDEA WAS THIS. LET'S ALL HEAD FOR TACOS......
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