Hibbity Jibbity
Oh Ernie, your Christmas greetings to the exempt staff are a thing of beauty:
- As we along with our families prepare for the holiday season, the temptation is for us to slip into a more festive and relaxed mindset. Ove the past two weeks the number of shootings and homicides in locations that are historically problematic should serve as a stark that we cannot afford to relax or be consumed by the holiday festivities. Now is the time to be more vigilant. Please ensure we focused on the bad guys and that we targeting them with laser precision.. Let's get the bad guys and lock them down!!!!
Remember, J-Fled thinks this guy is the greatest thing since sliced bread:
- Chief Brown is creative, refuses to accept the status quo, looks to improve efficiencies, pushes his personnel to new heights, demonstrates both courage and conviction, and is loyal to the department. In simple terms, he is a leader. We would be well served with many more like him. JW [on his blog 17 Jun 2010]
"many more like him." God help us all.
Labels: un-fucking-believable
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
43 Comments:
How in the world did he get through college? Was he on a wrestling team???
You can say what u want about the guy but he was the police and was not afraid to go hands on. Having worked for the guy yeah he is rough around the edges and not the most eloquent but he backed u if u were a worker and was one of the better bosses I encountered.
CO of 007. Lock him down!! His father, the former alderthief. Lock him down!! Oh, my bad, he already is locked down.
Low mortgage rates. Lock them down!!
Hey Jody, if Evil Ernie B was so loyal to the department, why did he try to quit to take a police chief job in Buckeye , Arizona?
You might remember that incident , where he LIED on his application and was rejected after being the front runner!!!
Yeah jody, that's why that town in arizona all but said they wouldn't hire this mope to drive the security car in walmarts parking lot.
I dislike Jody as much as the next guy, but we all know he had nothing to do with Ernie Brown. In fact, he dumped him once. Brown's re-gold braiding was probably payback for JW having the audacity to think he was in charge of the CPD, and making moves without the OK from his bosses.
That has Daley/Masters written all over it.
When I was a young punk, I often served as a stark.
Well, in Weis' defense, he is just an ignorant moron who had nothing to do with Ernie getting made deputy superintendent.
Good defense, huh?
Dont let thease hatters get you down Big Ern thay just jellis - if thay have clot, theyd use it two. and four the wreckord Ernie I is focused on the bad guys with laser precision becusae I'd just baught a new laser site for my glock neener. blam Blam fools!!!!
I have to laugh to keep myself from crying.
Snorting Cheerios can't be good for you.
We be focused alright.
I think a dictionary, thesaurus and a few pictures and explanations of commas, semi colons and periods would be useful gifts for next year's "secret Santa".
This guy is a complete goof. I hope that after the JPUD era comes to its long awaited end Downtown Ernie Brown's fate is the same as the last 2 Chief of Patrols. Good Riddance: Dugan and Charly Williams you were both big company men and two of the biggest ass kissers I ever saw and look where that got you.
It's all like a bad dream...a three year bad dream.
IS WE IS OR IS WE AIN'T, HYBRIDTIZED YET?
Get on the ball homie...
I GottaRun.
please be sure we focused on the bad guys!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I love the education level of our fine exempts
Does anyone know if Weis got the Space-Between-His-Eyes for Christmas that he asked for?
Ernie "The liar" brown another reason ARIZONA was smart enough to see through this GED (Good enuf edumacation) goof! Wow!He put out this memo ever hear of spell check ernie? Another reason cpd is falling and fast! What colegee did he go 2?
"a stark"
mutant hybrid of stork and shark?
First grade teacher says....F-
I worked for him @ Public Housing and in 003, by far the best boss I ever worked for. I don't really care about his personal life, I do know that if you were or are the real Police he has your back.
Get him a top notch admin. staff and he can possibly be one hell of a SUPT. I'd rather have him than JFLED.
"That has Daley/Masters written all over it."
I think this has Ald. Hairston all over it!
You'd think that after that embarrassingly badly worded 'pronouncement' from EB announcing Zavala's retirement that he'd at least have the sense to have someone with better skills at writing in English edit these things for him...only a dummy keeps making the same mistakes over and over, does he have no one competent enough on his staff to do this? Don't get me wrong, our Dept. is full of exempts who are barely literate, but they don't continually embarrass themselves with this sort of thing on a regular basis.
Keating and Roman are just as unskilled at this, and that's putting it mildly, but they've got help in doing this sort of thing.
Anonymous said...
How in the world did he get through college? Was he on a wrestling team???
12/27/2010 12:06:00 AM
Debate team, no one understood what he was saying and just thought he had to be winning.
12/27/2010 12:47:00 AM
You're absolutely correct, and I concur wholeheartedly.
He is be the real police.
You can say what u want about the guy but he was the police and was not afraid to go hands on. Having worked for the guy yeah he is rough around the edges and not the most eloquent but he backed u if u were a worker and was one of the better bosses I encountered.
12/27/2010 12:47:00 AM
....thank you for your insight "Chicken George".
Westside Inside Do Nothing should be banned from this site. His last comment was so funny I spilled coffee on myself and have to urinate!
Dont let thease hatters get you down Big Ern thay just jellis - if thay have clot, theyd use it two. and four the wreckord Ernie I is focused on the bad guys with laser precision becusae I'd just baught a new laser site for my glock neener. blam Blam fools!!!!
12/27/2010 06:30:00 AM
You maked me laughing so hard!!! This is the bestest thing I have hearded in a very long times!!! Thanks you si'r!
EB was a good boss that I trusted to have my back if the stuff hit the fan. It's unfortunate that he's been caught using improper English/grammar. But it's still no reason to attack him in this way. He's a hands in boss and the "real police" that this department needs.
Please get him a secretary so that he can concentrate on helping us be the Police again instead of reading all of this negativity.
We could really be our own worse enemy and cruel to each other, but where does it get us?
Isn't it a rule violation to
bring discredit upon the department?
Jeez, if this doesn't bring discredit, I don't know what does.
All one has to do is ask most anyone on SCC to review your stuff; unless of course you are posting after having too many adult beverages, in which case you should just go to sleep.
Yo! Stupid! Get someone that is a real English major (or even a person with a JD) to handle the memo chores.
Anonymous said...
You can say what u want about the guy but he was the police and was not afraid to go hands on. Having worked for the guy yeah he is rough around the edges and not the most eloquent but he backed u if u were a worker and was one of the better bosses I encountered.
12/27/2010 12:47:00 AM
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Hands on he was.. Just ask the females he harassed!!! Are you kidding me?????????????????
What in the PHUCK are you smoking?????? DUDE, you seriously need to step back unless you are a pipe smoker as well..... DTEB IS all about him and his KINK....... PUHLEAZE.......... Either you you are DTEB or one that was on his or her knee's........ Get real honey...... If you don't put out you don't get.........{.........} fill in the blank........ And even if you did you be "compliant" NO GUARANTEE, One out of a 100 got that spot he hung out to the F/1's.........
So DTEB stop smoking your own glass dick, or the one of 200 that were promised that SPOT for smoking it that didn't get it but still hopeful, stop sticking up for nothing more then a sexual harassing, clout heavy, protective, PREDATOR.
He wouldnt be HIRED back and McDonald's with is Sexual Harassment Suits, nevermind being top Brass in CPD.......
God BLESS and HELP the CPD!!!!!!!!!
When we read E.B's nonsense, we're reminded of the sketch on "In Living Color" where there were two prison inmates who apparently read the dictionary in the prison library without proper adult supervision...
For example?
It took the police several hours to impregnate (interrogate) all the witnesses...
He was a defecated (dedicated) public servant...
Jayzus!
The exempt echelon is beshat with intelligent imbeciles!
When will we be rid of these salary thief, ghost payrollers and intentionally planted future drains on our weakened pension?
We do believe all of this fuckery was orchestrated by/with the knowledge of the feebs who are no doubt rolling around on their backs clutching their toes and laughing their asses off.
Hibbity Jibbity! I just fuckin love that!
With all of EB's 'street skills,' it still doesn't excuse the high numbers of sexual complaints and sustained CRs against him. If you were a patrolman with his track record with the honeys, you'd probably have been forced into a mandatory stay at a clinic for sexual addiction, and even fired after that. I do know that when EB was an instructor at the Academy, no female recruit that he would fixate on was safe from his probing into various aspects of her life.
Anonymous said...
Hibbity Jibbity! I just fuckin love that!
12/27/2010 11:49:00 PM
And DAT ain't no hibbity jibbity...mmmm hhmmmm
J Fled forgot to mention that EB also has the talent of speaking English as a second (or third or fourth) language. Uh HUHHHHH! Weeeeeell, you know! What a fucking embarrassment to the Department and all who attempt to communicate using the King's English!
hah! he was on the debate team, and after he finished speaking, no one (including the opposing team and the judges) could understand what the hell he had said....so, they declared him the winner!
if it wasn't funny, some of the exempt staff would in fact be an absolute disgrace....
I prefer to relax.
10:16 AM
"I prefer to relax."
will you at least flush when you're done "relaxing?" the custodians are complaining again.
CREATIVE? The only thing that Ernie is creative with is his abuse of the English language! I've not seen a more ignorant abuse of the mother tongue since Norm Crosby.
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