Protect the Plumbing!
A number of months back,. maybe a year or so, some metal thieves stole the plumbing fixtures from the 011th District, within 20 feet of the desk crew. We have been informed that this problem has been solved in the following manner:
Bets are now open on how soon until they steal the box.
Labels: we got nothing
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
73 Comments:
I love how people are always saying 011 this and 011 that. The wild wild west crap. The fucking desk crew can not even protect their own house? And do not give me the bullshit of "we process prisoners for homan square, 12, uic, etc. Your 3rd watch has 2-3 secretaries working every day. Half the time po's are watching youtube at the desk and now studying for the sgt exam. God help us if one of these po's makes sgt. They will tell war stories about how they worked in 011, but will forget to mention they only work inside.
That must be one o' them "snitch boxes"!
rb
Public toilets in Police Stations should be a hole in the floor, two elevated bricks to squat from and two solid iron grab handles cemented into the walls.
Does it take quarters or half dollars....you know, for Rahm's kids.....
That's actually the first suggestion/snitchin box installed in the city
we will put the desk crew on "high alert" The CPD has to be the laughing stock of police departments with crap like this happening within 20 feet of the desk.
Rahm jad this put in.
Read the label on top.
"Insert 50 cents to flush toilet and to unlock door."
ooh nasty, fat bastard left a floater!
How about the open sewers where toilets used to be in the 003rd dist ? Not to mention the other old districts. how long before lawsuits from sick coppers begin!!
how about kicking the hypes out of the lobby?
Plumbing fixtures stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
toilets taken ... police have nothing to go on!
Anonymous said...
How about the open sewers where toilets used to be in the 003rd dist ? Not to mention the other old districts. how long before lawsuits from sick coppers begin!!
7/23/2013 01:58:00 AM
How about you doing something about it instead of whining here?
"...011 this and 011 that..."
Spoken like a true envious north sider.
Pay toilets next......in Rahms world it could be so.
"I love how people are always saying 011 this and 011 that. The wild wild west crap. The fucking desk crew can not even protect their own house? And do not give me the bullshit of "we process prisoners for homan square, 12, uic, etc. Your 3rd watch has 2-3 secretaries working every day. Half the time po's are watching youtube at the desk and now studying for the sgt exam. God help us if one of these po's makes sgt. They will tell war stories about how they worked in 011, but will forget to mention they only work inside"
Hey asshole, what the fuck do you know about me? How long have I been on the job? How long have I been working the street? Why am I working the desk? You don't know a damn thing about me so mind your fucking business. And YES I do study at the desk. But you're right, when there's down time I SHOULD just stare at the fucking wall. Or maybe I should go into the men's bathroom and watch everyone piss to make sure the bums don't misbehave. How about you grow the fuck up and worry about yourself. If you decide to grow a pair and come say some of your shit to my face, you know where to find me....I'll be on the desk on 3rd watch in 011.
I love how people are always saying 011 this and 011 that. The wild wild west crap. The fucking desk crew can not even protect their own house? And do not give me the bullshit of "we process prisoners for homan square, 12, uic, etc. Your 3rd watch has 2-3 secretaries working every day. Half the time po's are watching youtube at the desk and now studying for the sgt exam. God help us if one of these po's makes sgt. They will tell war stories about how they worked in 011, but will forget to mention they only work inside.
Sounds like your a little upset when you left 024 to go to tru and then got dumped to 003. Aaahhhh. So sad
Pension Crisis Dissipating
Did anyone read (buried in paper) that because the State has finally been forced to make full payments to the pension funds the "crisis" is dissipating. The pension funds are improving. Wow, the lesson we all knew, pay your bills on time and then you won't have a mountain of debt and interest.
West Side police commander paying home visits to warn gangbangers
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-chicago-police-heat-list-20130721,0,3279169.story
Glad to see that they promote the best of the best on this department. "NOT" I am also glad that her 19 years on the job have made her tough enough to perform this task. "Many paper cuts at 35th street not to mention the parking conditions." God, time can't move fast enough until I can retire from this chicken shit outfit. God Save the CPD
Saw locks over plumbing fixtures in a southside McDonald's. We are only few years from becoming the next Detroit. Coppers better start banking some of that VRI money because our pensions are doooooooomed!
How long before someone gets
the bright idea to attach a
coin-operated mechanism for a flush.
Not to worry, financial help is on the way from Uncle Sam. All public buildings will be eligible for new toilets, nicknamed the 'Obama Pots.'
Where's the coin slot? Does the desk issue the TP ?
those valves... almost $500 a pop after the plumbers union touches it.
valvelock.com is a much better solution.
who sold you guys that P.O.S
as a fix?
I bet Gary put a camera in that box, i heard some whisperings, that he likes scat videos.
OT: Detroit
You won't see this on any Op-Ed in Chicago media. It's too politically accurate.
http://onpurposemagazine.com/2013/07/23/a-tsunami-hits-detroit/
After taking a shower!
To be honest that could happen anywhere, at home depending on your guests!
All it's missing is a nice huge T/S and it will be complete. To the hand job crying about the 3rd watch desk crew, grow a pair and say something instead of spewing like a spurned teenage girl.
011 2nd Watch Dog
7/23/2013 12:20:00 AM
Hey - not all of 011 is like that. It's just that the 3rd watch is the most all-around dysfunctional, blue on up to white.
Anonymous said...
How about the open sewers where toilets used to be in the 003rd dist ? Not to mention the other old districts. how long before lawsuits from sick coppers begin!!
7/23/2013 01:58:00 AM
How about you doing something about it instead of whining here?
What's he supposed to do asshole, put on a plumbers hat and fix the problem? You seem to know so much, tell us great one how does someone go about fixing this problem? This is a blog, this is what it is for to bitch and gripe and get things off your chest. Now go tell everyone how great you are.
Hey asshole, what the fuck do you know about me? How long have I been on the job? How long have I been working the street? Why am I working the desk? You don't know a damn thing about me so mind your fucking business. And YES I do study at the desk. But you're right, when there's down time I SHOULD just stare at the fucking wall. Or maybe I should go into the men's bathroom and watch everyone piss to make sure the bums don't misbehave. How about you grow the fuck up and worry about yourself. If you decide to grow a pair and come say some of your shit to my face, you know where to find me....I'll be on the desk on 3rd watch in 011.
7/23/2013 09:11:00 AM
this is all good . but like you write--- behind the glass, ( computer) since you have what you claim or suggest what ,
are a "set", then why not just leave your name attached to this reply you got so uptight about? or, should i call you francis......
I love how people are always saying 011 this and 011 that. The wild wild west crap. The fucking desk crew can not even protect their own house? And do not give me the bullshit of "we process prisoners for homan square, 12, uic, etc. Your 3rd watch has 2-3 secretaries working every day. Half the time po's are watching youtube at the desk and now studying for the sgt exam. God help us if one of these po's makes sgt. They will tell war stories about how they worked in 011, but will forget to mention they only work inside"
Hey asshole, what the fuck do you know about me? How long have I been on the job? How long have I been working the street? Why am I working the desk? You don't know a damn thing about me so mind your fucking business. And YES I do study at the desk. But you're right, when there's down time I SHOULD just stare at the fucking wall. Or maybe I should go into the men's bathroom and watch everyone piss to make sure the bums don't misbehave. How about you grow the fuck up and worry about yourself. If you decide to grow a pair and come say some of your shit to my face, you know where to find me....I'll be on the desk on 3rd watch in 011.
7/23/2013 09:11:00 AM
Who do I ask for at the fighting 11th?? Grow some balls & give your name & we'll be there!!
Coming to a theater near you
Oblivious,
Staring
Tony Robinson as the erasable and funny Superintendant McCarthy
Ilyana Vanaznt as 1st deputy Al "the man" wysinger
And
Casper the friendly ghost as the disappearing deputy, what's his name
The POs on the desk in 011 do 5x the work of most beat cars in most districts. And the majority (not all - most of the midnight dollies are 5 year and less wonders) working that desk on all watches are the real police that are much smarter than any of you goofs that still think this job is for real. The smart guys and girls have it figured out. The regular crew on afternoons has more time and experience on being the real deal than 90% of the clowns on the job. Go talk to them about what the 'Real Police' means junior, that's if you have the time after your whole team spends hours processing a two bag weed pinch.
Anonymous said...
Pension Crisis Dissipating
Did anyone read (buried in paper) that because the State has finally been forced to make full payments to the pension funds the "crisis" is dissipating. The pension funds are improving. Wow, the lesson we all knew, pay your bills on time and then you won't have a mountain of debt and interest.
7/23/2013 10:11:00 AM
Post the link please. Then, EVERYBODY needs to forward it to their union, regardless of rank.
Lets not forget CPD is the police department where a juvenile walked into a police station, signed out a ticketbook and car. Drove around made traffic stops and wrote tickets. The really sad thing is that this kid was more productive than most of the P.O.'s Lack of security at any CPD facility is joke, just like this police dept.....just sayin
"pass the toliet paper"
Hey SCC how about a thread on Sgt Sean Murphy from the Massachusetts State Police. This guy is a true police hero for releasing the pictures of what a terrorist really looks like and not the Rolling Stones cover. His job may be in jeopardy.
The Massachusetts State Police veteran who released arrest photos of the Boston Marathon bombing suspect without permission has been put on restrictive duty.
The closed hearing for Sgt. Sean Murphy before a three-person panel was held Tuesday at the department headquarters in the town of Framingham, MyFoxBoston.com reported.
Murphy had already served a one-day unpaid suspension for the unauthorized release of the photos to Boston magazine.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/07/23/massachusetts-trooper-in-marathon-photo-flap-put-on-restrictive-duty-report/?test=latestnews#ixzz2Zv2KBm00
@ 7/23/2013 05:58:00 PM
OK clown, leave YOUR name so we can roll out the welcome mat for you.
Yeah... Thought so...
To use the text shit thaqt college boys use now that the hair gel kids are using-LOL. You demandind more police and back the teachers union. Where the fuck is the money coming from? Ok bammbie is going to say fuck Maggie Park and fuck bike lanes ETC. Pal you are FUCKED. A bit of a pension when your sorry ass retires in 20 yrs. Can you say Detroit? Kid wants more cops hired? U fucked kiddo.
Who do I ask for at the fighting 11th?? Grow some balls & give your name & we'll be there!!
You know exactly where to find me. As was made clear earlier (reading is a skill), I'll be the one studying at the desk. Why don't I post my name? Because obviously you already know who I am. You've already seen me there, and have chosen to bitch ANONYMOUSLY on a blog about me, so clearly you can't act like a fucking grown up and say your bullshit to my face. You decided to invite yourself into MY business, so don't try to act all high and mighty and demand my name now. You know why I don't come onto a blog and anonymously post things about all of the ridiculous bullshit I see other coppers do? Because I'm an adult. I worry about myself. If you have nothing else in your life to worry about than what I'm doing, that's actually pretty pathetic and I feel sorry for you. So you want to continue all of the tough guy "I'm a super cop" bullshit go right ahead. But as I said before, you don't know a fucking thing about me. If you'd like to, come see me at the desk ANYTIME. I don't tell war stories and act like a fucking hotshot, as you try to, because I don't need to impress anybody. If you've got something you need to prove, do it on your own like a big boy and leave my business to me. Also, I guess YOUR name was left off "accidently", huh tough guy?
Why the fuck does anybody care what anyone does on the fucking district desk? How does that affect you? You need to grow up. And if according to you it's horrible to look at the internet, it's horrible to read general orders, which by the way is actually relevant to our jobs, then what do you expect people to do when phones aren't ringing and reports aren't being done? I'm sure you've never played games on your iphone at work or checked your email on a work computer. The people on this job get more and more juvenile every day. If everyone would just mind their own fucking business maybe our department wouldn't be such a joke.
Its Rham's New Pay Red Light Camera Toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5mn No2 1mn or less No1
Careful where Ya Pups PoPo
"MOST OF THE MIDNIGHT DOLLIES" have more than 5 years asshat! And if you think you can do a better job, feel free to volunteer. Most of us would rather be outside, but are put inside and instead if bitching we just do our job. I guarantee we do WAY MORE than those on the street and the 3rd watch desk crew. Get a life and stop bitching about things you know nothing about!
Crap
Good thing they weren't terrorists
Ya Think
Best quote on this blog in years:
How about you grow the fuck up and worry about yourself. If you decide to grow a pair and come say some of your shit to my face, you know where to find me....I'll be on the desk on 3rd watch in 011."
Outstanding!
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
How about the open sewers where toilets used to be in the 003rd dist ? Not to mention the other old districts. how long before lawsuits from sick coppers begin!!
7/23/2013 01:58:00 AM
How about you doing something about it instead of whining here?
7/23/2013 07:06:00 AM
Really?? Is this rahm or mcfuktard? What is a copper supposed to do about this problem dumbass. Oh that's rite, were supposed to be plumbers and electricians onto all the other crap we do every day...
Hey 12:20, I work the desk in 011 on 2nd watch. You've just shown everyone a tiny fraction of your ignorance. I've worked the beat, tact, narcotics and have well over 2000 arrests. I only say this because some of the P.O.'s I work the desk with are 10x the officer I am. I too study G.O.'s at the desk so that some day I can be your supervisor and call you out when you take your hour long lunch, your 3 hour residue arrest, dog your calls and all of the other bullshit I know you do. Stop by some day. I'm the guy with the binder. Hell you can work with me for a day an show me what a cakewalk it is. XoxoXo
Hey asshole, what the fuck do you know about me? How long have I been on the job? How long have I been working the street? Why am I working the desk? You don't know a damn thing about me so mind your fucking business. And YES I do study at the desk. But you're right, when there's down time I SHOULD just stare at the fucking wall. Or maybe I should go into the men's bathroom and watch everyone piss to make sure the bums don't misbehave. How about you grow the fuck up and worry about yourself. If you decide to grow a pair and come say some of your shit to my face, you know where to find me....I'll be on the desk on 3rd watch in 011.
Well let's see I do know you. You're one of two people with over 20 years on who work the desk on third watch and and just posting to try and get a rise out of someone cause you don't care. kudos, neither do I.
If you are not one of those two you have less then 10 years on the job, and about 7 of them have been sitting behind that desk doing shit. Be happy with what you got and stop bitching. You would be the first group of people sitting around the station second guessing what someone did on the street and calling them fools for what you did but are upset when someone calls you out for working the desk while people come in and steal from you 20 feet away.
You did not leave your name so I can not meet you at the desk. Why don't you leave you name and I will stop by next time I am making time and half in that shit hole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4lcb9Dxi_g
Chicago. The next Detroit.
Very similar to the bathrooms in The Sandbox...but at least those have a hose to rinse your left hand with...
you actually think it's time to compare what anybody does in a typical year in 011, from lock-up to beat car, on any watch- to whatever you happen to be doing, say, in 001, 012, 014, 016, 017, 018, 019, or 020?
If i'm gonna show up and do this shit job anywhere, I'm glad I trained there and stayed there as long as I did before going on to see how bitter and self-conscious some goofs are while still complaining even though they have never processed a simple dope pinch, a hot car, a robbery, or any felony, some after 10 or more years on the job.
I see guys downright afraid to approach anything but moms in minivans for their sandbag traffic ticket.
Anonymous said...
How about the open sewers where toilets used to be in the 003rd dist ? Not to mention the other old districts. how long before lawsuits from sick coppers begin!!
7/23/2013 01:58:00 AM
How about you doing something about it instead of whining here?
7/23/2013 07:06:00 AM
Hey ASSHOLE, news reporters watch this site to get the latest scoop & start investigations. So again,
How about the open sewers where toilets used to be in the 003rd dist ? Not to mention the other old districts. how long before lawsuits from sick coppers begin!!
I have went into the 011 several times and there was NO ONE at the front desk, NO ONE. They have some good officers there too.
Go in any business, almost and if is open season on the toilet paper and soap and thieves are fast and opportunistic, they see a chance to steal some thing and they grab it, rather it is toilet paper or the plumbing fixtures. It is not so much fun being on the dole after all, is it?
It's leaking from the ceilings in the basement in 025 due to shitty plumbing ( no pun intended). They plug up the public bathrooms and the shit runs downwards into the basement. The women's lockup is also a mess. No 24 hr plumber around.
Anonymous said...
West Side police commander paying home visits to warn gangbangers
7/23/2013 10:17:00 AM
Is this the same commander that never made a felony arrest?
Hey 003 f the press file an anonymous OSHA beef they will investigate. Then you really see somethingn hit the fan..........................
I'm a det. who is in 011 several times a month and see all 3 watches. I've seen that desk be busy as all hell, and I've seen it as quiet as a church.
Those people have to multi-task and have responsibilities besides walk-ins and handling arrest paperwork. They are not there to serve you because you're special. If I need something and see they are swamped I wait my turn or I give them time to clear the deck. Those of you prima donnas who stand around huffing and puffing because nobody pays attention to you immediately look like a bunch of idiots.
The world does not revolve around you. Have respect for what others do. That's all. So what if they have some time on the desk for some laughs or to take a breath? I'm sure you'd be pissed if somebody complained about your hour and a half lunches.
Be considerate. That's not a lot to ask.
Sheesh. Pay toilets used to be a dime. Demand stalls then go in pairs so the next guy can catch the door, then you'd only have to pay a nickel apiece.
Flush this
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-deb-mell-to-succeed-dad-as-33rd-ward-alderman-20130724,0,5744548.story
Rham appoints another Clouted Family
No wonder Nothing Changes here in Shitcago
"Well let's see I do know you. You're one of two people with over 20 years on who work the desk on third watch and and just posting to try and get a rise out of someone cause you don't care. kudos, neither do I.
If you are not one of those two you have less then 10 years on the job, and about 7 of them have been sitting behind that desk doing shit. Be happy with what you got and stop bitching. You would be the first group of people sitting around the station second guessing what someone did on the street and calling them fools for what you did but are upset when someone calls you out for working the desk while people come in and steal from you 20 feet away.
You did not leave your name so I can not meet you at the desk. Why don't you leave you name and I will stop by next time I am making time and half in that shit hole."
First of all...what? Your incoherent babbling makes no sense. Just a thought, try giving what you've just typed a quick glance before you hit "publish". Second, you are completely wrong about how much time I have on and how long I've been working the desk, but that's irrelevant. It doesn't matter if someone has 3 years or 30 years on. Their assignment at work is none of your business. Third, I never once (again, reading is a skill) complained about "what I have". I have no problem whatsoever working the desk. In fact the entire point of my post was to question why the fuck anybody else has a problem with anyone working the desk. Fourth, nobody stole from ME at the desk. Someone, a year ago, at some unknown time of day/night went into the men's bathroom and took a piece of pipe. Maybe you like to stand over dudes' shoulders and watch them piss but it's not a favorite activity of mine. So if somebody decided to take some shit, the desk crew's x-ray vision must not have been working that day. I'm sure a super cop like you would have done much better though. Fifth, I would leave my name but as has been made ABUNDANTLY clear, I don't need to. You know exactly where to find me and what I'll be doing. I also must have missed YOUR name on your comment. But since you're in the district working your "time and a half", I'm sure you're one of those guys that has to ask "where's VRI?" because you can't read the giant signs that tell you where to go, so I guess your lack of comprehension here makes sense. So when you feel like discussing what the desk does or doesn't do and how it's any of your business, stop in anytime. Besides, we'd all love to hear your stories about how wonderful you are.
"Really?? Is this rahm or mcfuktard? What is a copper supposed to do about this problem dumbass. Oh that's rite, were supposed to be plumbers and electricians onto all the other crap we do every day..."
Yes hair-gel, you adapt.
Hey Buddy, it's not their fault these animals are just walking in the stations with guns. They're doing the best the can but unfortunately when you have Exempts who don't GAF and the city who REALLY dont GAF you end up with NO BULLETPROOF WINDOW blocking & protecting your front desk area. (Unlike the suburbs by the way)
That's a picture of the 006th district which pretty much sums it up! horrible place to work for...
Guys, better check that bathroom
This was found over on the Kedzie Pink line this AM
Watch you backs!
Ald. Tunney threatens to 'be up your butt'
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
How about the open sewers where toilets used to be in the 003rd dist ? Not to mention the other old districts. how long before lawsuits from sick coppers begin!!
7/23/2013 01:58:00 AM
How about you doing something about it instead of whining here?
7/23/2013 07:06:00 AM
Hey ASSHOLE, news reporters watch this site to get the latest scoop & start investigations. So again,
How about the open sewers where toilets used to be in the 003rd dist ? Not to mention the other old districts. how long before lawsuits from sick coppers begin!!
7/24/2013 01:28:00 AM
Name calling,the last resort of someone that can't present a valid or logical rebuttal-so again-what did you do about it?
Nah,it's easier to rely on someone that might read the blog and just might start an investigation.
You can use the race card next.
Im the 011 dist radio guy on days and I approve this post..lmao..ill clear the parking lot for the fight ..
It actually sounded like an inside job the first time I read about this unfateful story. Who could have possibly gotten inside and grab hold of the plumbing fixtures when those items are actually right under the people's noses? Or, the people inside were just coincidentally not looking at that point of time or just couldn't be bothered about their surroundings at that very moment.
If someone want to learn more about the Plumbing EPOS System I think this is the right place for you!
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