Paid to Behave?
We thought we had reached peak stupidity with the "leave your guns in the car" phone call. We hadn't counted on Washington DC (following a California program we had never heard of):
- They say crime doesn't pay, but that might not be entirely true in the U.S. capital as lawmakers look for ways to discourage people from becoming repeat offenders.
The D.C. Council voted unanimously Tuesday to approve a bill that includes a proposal to pay residents a stipend if they don't commit any crimes.
The D.C. Council voted unanimously Tuesday to approve a bill that includes a proposal to pay residents a stipend of up to $9,000 if they don't commit any crimes for a year (file picture)
Under the bill, city officials would identify up to 200 people a year who are considered at risk of either committing or becoming victims of violent crime.
Those people would be directed to participate in behavioral therapy and other programs. If they fulfill those obligations and stay out of trouble, they would be paid.
How about an alternative plan - if you commit crime, you lose a portion of your welfare check. If you test positive for drugs, you lose a portion of your SSI check. If the property you occupy (and paid for by taxpayers) is used in the commission of any crime, you lose a portion of your housing allowance. How about some basic fucking responsibility for your own life?
Getting paid to act like a civilized member of society instead of a leech? We're owed millions based on that concept.
Getting paid to act like a civilized member of society instead of a leech? We're owed millions based on that concept.
Labels: un-fucking-believable
posted by SCC at 12:33 AM
53 Comments:
Unfucking, fucking believable. I thought I have heard of everything. I thought the liberals couldn't fuck us taxpayers enough until now. Chicago is next.
The inmate, truly, are running the asylum.
We are fucking doomed as a nation, sell all you own, find a Nation that is repulsed by stupid ideas such as this one and emigrate there, ensure a future for your children and grandchildren.
this country of idiot politicians and the sheep that follow them are taking the usa to hell in a hand cart. the country is bleeding and we are being killed professionally and every which way. right now they have police officers on the hot seat. next it will be teachers and all others. pandering is now the first freedom given to the lives that matter. fools all and we are being fooled by the foolers. go to it scc you know your stuff.
This nation is doomed. Stock up on precious metals - copper and lead.
Wow. Just wow.
How about an alternative plan - if you commit crime, you lose a portion of your welfare check. If you test positive for drugs, you lose a portion of your SSI check. If the property you occupy (and paid for by taxpayers) is used in the commission of any crime, you lose a portion of your housing allowance. How about some basic fucking responsibility for your own life?
Dat's Racisss!!!
Pay residents a stipend??
What about the fear of lethal Lead poisoning if you do something wrong?
$9,000? That's a LOT of bullets, I mean lethal injections of the Lead Flu.
How much will they pay the taxpayers that keep paying their taxes every year? Don't taxpayers need encouragement too?
How about just putting them in prison for a few hundred years?
Thgis is a great idea. Then we can pay el Chapo to not sell his poison, pay China to not cyber attack us and pay the radical Islamists to not blow us up. What were we thinking by fighting all these years?
"Under the bill, city officials would identify up to 200 people a year who are considered at risk...[of] becoming victims of violent crime."
Hey, great to know that isolated seniors with limited vision and mobility will have a little extra money to occasionally call a cab to more safely get their prescriptions, food, and other necessities.
That stipend could make the difference between a small place to live and homelessness for some of them.
...or wasn't that the idea?
They already have this program at the JISC with juveniles. They are given a stipend to attend sessions in one of the diversion programs run by the civilians.
It's easy to spend other peoples money on wild and wacky schemes.
Its out of control
They already pay stipends, its called Public aid.
Nothing good comes out of DC.
Under the bill, city officials would identify up to 200 people a year who are considered at risk of either committing or becoming victims of violent crime.
So, if your not part of the 200 picked, guess you have to start fuckn up so you get picked next year! Good plan!
Or.........
How about I submit the total number crimes I prevented or arrests I did not make @ 10.00 per at checkoff? That could be an easy 80-100 dollars a day.
Yeah, that's the ticket! Now, pay me!
Even the VRI whores could get behind that.
Ah, the liberal democrat utopia. Gotta love it. You can't make this shit up.
How do you know? How do you know? Take a look around? How do you know that they didn't commit a crime?
More horse shit from brain dead democrats.
If these libtards pay to not have crimes committed, how is that different than the mob charging store owners protection back in the day?
too fkn funny , cps was giving gift cards to parents to pick up report cards ,
mayor and staff calling parents to remind them of first day of school .
The D.C. Council voted unanimously Tuesday to approve a bill that includes a proposal to pay residents a stipend if they don't commit any crimes.
Don't get CAUGHT, right? Right?
Everyone there should vote these Law makers out.
I am speechless . Holy shit !!!! Wow !!!! First off where in the fuck is this money going to come from ?! Oh , that's right , tax payers. So , the tax payer is going to have his or her taxes raised to fund this program ? How about just reverting back to what was a deterrent to crime ? If you fuck up you will be locked up. How about if you're a repeat offender you have enhanced penalties attached to your sentencing ?! This country has become bizarro world. Right is wrong , wrong is right.
This is why America is looked at as weak by other nations.
I can't wait for that retro check!!
Would that include white people who use ATM's in Wriglyville after 10pm. They are at risk from violent criminals who would knock their teeth out for $20 bucks.
Crime can pay, just ask a lawyer.
http://www.businessinsider.com/boston-crime-boss-whitey-bulger-my-life-was-wasted-2015-6
At the end of the article, convicted crime boss James Bulger wrote that if you want to make crime pay, go to law school.
If you think that was rich, you should see how they measured success in Richmond:
"In Richmond, 79 per cent of 'fellows' participating in the program have not been suspected of involvement in any gun crimes since joining the program, and 84 per cent have not been injured by gunfire, the program's executive director, DeVone Boggan, said in a report to the Council."
Apparently being paid not to commit crimes (specifically gun crimes, he doesn't say how many were suspected of other crimes despite the stipends) is not enough, they're actually paying people to not be wounded by gunfire.
Kinda like Sheriff promising pizza parties to offenders who promise to behave.
This is the most crazy thing I've heard of yet from liberals (and what is this "potential victim" nonsense)?
Uh, WHOSE $ is that "stipend" coming from??? Your and my pockets, no doubt.
This city and country is fucked up.
--No Cop Here
Like honoring a man who doesn't beat his wife! what happened to common sense?
Oh this is going to work. Just like the program Washington DC had a few years ago to pay students $100 bucks a month for, good behavior, good grades, attendance, and attending summer school. This money when to the riff-raff at the expense of the students with good academic standing.
So I make friends with the alderman. He picks me, I stay out of harms way by hiding outside of town. At the end of the year, we split 9K 50/50.
Hear that sucking sound? that is your tax money being siphoned away, paying thugs to behave? What next reports on every interaction and the aclu looking to charge coppers in Chicago?
Isn't this great. Some of us go to work to cobble together a subsistence living for our families, having our earnings skimmed so that they can be funneled to some scumbag because he managed to avoid being caught doing anything illegal. The bad guys do nothing and get paid for it, the politicians throw the money of decent Americans around like it's Monopoly money, and decent Americans get bent over again. Here's another solution: lock up all the bad guys and all the politicians, and LEAVE US ALONE.
Get the hell out of here with this bullshit. Pay thugs to not commit crimes? Must be a liberal who came up with this asinine idea. I've got a better idea. Lock them up when they commit crimes, and quit letting them out early.
Under the bill, city officials would identify up to 200 people a year who are considered at risk of either committing or becoming victims of violent crime.
So, here's 9 grand cause you may be robbed/shot later in the year? Seems like incentive for a robber to rob you.
Sign me up. I'm retired and have lots of free time to commit crimes. $9,000 would come in handy
Nine grand is chump change.
Give the people what they want. Stay fetal.
Was at 35th today dropping off some Dept mail. Heard a boss and a blue shirt talking about how morale is low and the lack of activity that they are seeing in the numbers. Being Fetal is working and they are noticing. Answer your your calls and give them nothing else.
How about Safe Passage,Babys Moma cant walk junior to school so they hire people to do what normal people do!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Was at 35th today dropping off some Dept mail. Heard a boss and a blue shirt talking about how morale is low and the lack of activity that they are seeing in the numbers. Being Fetal is working and they are noticing. Answer your your calls and give them nothing else.
2/03/2016 06:55:00 PM
Yup...
Anyone in tune with "The Spirits of The Air"
can sense the angst of the Gold Star echelon
in regard to stuff & things of late.
With our visitation of indeterminate length by DOJ
and mayor shit-ass ceding CPD policy making
authority to the #BLM lynch-mob and the ACLU,
CPD exempts are clearly worried that the administrative
weapon of "...Or else," has been snatched from their
holster and used against them.
They've been strategizing for weeks on how they can
"make" Policemen willingly put themselves in the ISR/ACLU/DOJ
jackpot to show "activity."
The whole overheated "worker vs. dog" thing on the blog
is nothing short of 5th grade, playlot dick measuring of
most-est and more-est that has no relevance to the very
real issue of keeping your job, keeping your life from being
turned upside down and surviving this madness long enough
to hopefully collect an undiminished and unfucked with pension.
We laugh @ SCC posting on the brilliant, earned every promotion
Gold Stars desperately going into "we gotta make 'em do something"
mode by resurrecting the long discredited "Gang Dispersals" that are
in direct legal conflict with the ISR and the law behind it...
They, quite obviously, think the majority of Policemen would be stupid
enough to do the damned things.
Harming Officers administratively?
Heh... Gold Stars and lesser can also
get to see everything they worked for
go "POOF!"
(Tickled by the notion of a Blue-Shirted churl
being handed the keys to a Gold Star's house
and the PIN# to their bank account)
They have no answers.
We actually hope cooler and smarter heads prevail.
We take no real joy in illustrating how bloody
internecine warfare can be when one side tries to
push the other to do those things the intitating side
wouldn't dare consider doing in the first place.
Respond.
Drop a report.
Call for the body-snachers.
Whistle for a wash down.
Interact with no one.
Show everyone nothing but your tail-lights
getting smaller and dimmer in the night.
Police like you have no friends.
They get more money by still committing crimes but just not getting caught. So DC is basically training them to be better criminals. What else is new.
Ok...sooooo ...we are handing out condoms and foot massages now? Gift cards for GDs if they behave... -.-
Sounds like a continuation of the life of the mopes that payed the bullies their lunch money instead of growing a set of balls and putting them in their place!
Bunch of pussies.
What fucking dimwit thought of this "program"??? Even a jackass like Oblah-blah-blah-ma should know better.
By definition, there must be at least 200 Chicago cops, who are at risk of committing a crime. Handling an ordinary call puts you at risk, therefore you are eligible for this great program. Furthermore, if you've served on the street for 30 years: 30 x $9,000 = $270,000. Great fucking idea! I'll take mine in cash, please.
What a terrific idea. Maybe we should have CeaseFire handle the disbursement of funds- they are good at doing that- they made a million dollars vanish in the blink of an eye, with nobody asking any questions. Frickin magicians, they are!
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