FTO Tablet
We've found the tablet the Department is offering potential FTO's:
Thanks to the comedian in the comment section who suggested this.
Thanks to the comedian in the comment section who suggested this.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
23 Comments:
LMAO, I just spit out my wine. Thanks for the laugh
Kick Ass! My nine year old is going to be an FTO as she would fall for all the BS offered as incentive to take the gig. Plus she can instruct others on proper tactical use of the tablet, throw it across the room, hit someone in the head, etc.
I can not believe that the brass ball busters even consider this kind of stuff to get people to do the job.
As a side note will the rich yuppies who have raised my taxes exponentially burn down their McMansion's if the Cubs take the series?
G-d bless our CPD
Richard
Hmmmm?
Is the filler in those things still powdered aluminum?
>Snicker!<
Lots of potential for big fun.
LMFAO!
Can I pick up zone 2 radio on that? Asked mayor Rham.
Not possible. The screen isn't cracked and both knobs are still intact.
Shouldn't the screen be cracked and have one of the knobs replaced with a wad of duct tape?
The OEMC is getting an upgraded status board to track availability of units. Here's a linky-thingy to a picture:
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT7hQmWIT_7O2JDLdK3GDRj0fF3xKuJEQSFoUAHUMftld6sFLvs
I bet some of the kiddies don't even know what that is.
Now THAT'S FRIGGIN HILARIOUS......And probably true......
Classic. I've met a lot of funny coppers during my time otj. Cops really have the best sense of humor (you have to). Good to know that hasn't changed.
Stay safe. Stay fetal.
I still play with mine.
and both knobs are still intact
That is a sexist micro-aggression
In about 3 months you'll have mastered the dreaded circle, then the right knob will break and you'll need pliers to complete your Jugghead Special Ed portrait.
That's about it for quality of Chinese imports and CPD R&D purchasing intellect.
Vote TRUMP and keep manufacturing in the USA.
Hope all you new FTO's now your Force Mitigation, you'll need
too cute!!!
easy fix..D2A PAY all the time!
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...
I still play with mine.
10/23/2016 09:38:00 AM
Time to Zip Up and give it a rest!
Jack MeHoff
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"Can I pick up zone 2 radio on that? asked Mayor Rahm"
If Rahm heard the stuff coming over that zone, he would realize just how bad things have become up north. He would know that the area is under siege from all types of burglars, robbers, thugs and gang bangers who think its cool to hang out in Wrigleyville. He would know about the criminals coming in from outside the area to victimize residents there.
I would if it will have a magnet or one of those sticky pad things on the back, or better a string to wear it around your neck... at least i hope so because when that thing goes flying around inside the cab of one of the cage less trucks that you will have for all your school children on their field trip of the day, they are going to blame the FTO for the head and eye injuries for not properly securing their echaskech tablets haha haha
Can they stream Netflix on those bricks??
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...
I still play with mine.
10/23/2016 09:38:00 AM
Time to Zip Up and give it a rest!
Jack MeHoff
10/23/2016 09:15:00 PM
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time... Thanks.. I'm retired and sure miss copper humor!!
Let us not forget a years supply of shit flavored breath mints....
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