Not My Pants!
Truth is stranger than....well, truth actually - we've heard this excuse on the streets twice ourselves:
- ANDERSON, Ind. -- A warrant has been issued for the arrest of a Madison County man after cocaine was discovered in the pocket of his pants, which his son wore to school, police say.
On March 9, police were called to Erskine Elementary School when a teacher said one of her students approached her, saying another student had powder in a bag. The teacher asked the student, and he showed her two bags of white powder in them.
She asked the child where the bags came from. The student said he wore his father's jeans to school and the bags were in a pocket.
The student also said his father sells the white powder and keeps in a box in his closet. He told his teacher he has seen his father take it out and weigh it.
Shut up kid - take your weight!