Not My Pants!
Truth is stranger than....well, truth actually - we've heard this excuse on the streets twice ourselves:
- ANDERSON, Ind. -- A warrant has been issued for the arrest of a Madison County man after cocaine was discovered in the pocket of his pants, which his son wore to school, police say.
On March 9, police were called to Erskine Elementary School when a teacher said one of her students approached her, saying another student had powder in a bag. The teacher asked the student, and he showed her two bags of white powder in them.
She asked the child where the bags came from. The student said he wore his father's jeans to school and the bags were in a pocket.
The student also said his father sells the white powder and keeps in a box in his closet. He told his teacher he has seen his father take it out and weigh it.
Shut up kid - take your weight!
Labels: crime, sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
63 Comments:
That's not my ass. I gots no idea how them got in there
They really are just like us.
Where's Barry?
All in the family. What does the old lady do, provide curbside service?
what elementary student wears dad's jeans...
is dad a midget?
ever hear of a midget coke dealer?
Lol, good story SCC, gave me a smile on this tired evening.
How the hell is an elementary school student able to wear his fathers pants? WTF???
Nice parenting.
OT: We're number 1 again....in population loss!!! Rahm and the illinois democratic machine are like the reverse pied piper....everyone is fleeing from their failed policies.
WeeZees 21 yr old kid , I mean son said he was wearing her Levi Jean pants when 02 district cops found a bag of weed in his left front pocket, his response was dont you know who my Mama is, and my new Daddy is going to be?lm tellin
Hey at least this kid claims he know his father, or a reasonable facsimile thereof, which is more than most of these shit birds can say here in Chicago...
What size are these people that an adult and elementary school aged child can wear the same pants?!?
This kid is going to be the worst drug dealer when he grows up.
Don't you got to just love it when you hear another one of those "Kids say the darndest things" statements?
But I wonder, does this kid ride the short bus? Big enough to wear daddy's pants but maybe a half bubble out of plumb?
J.J.
Heads up if your an FTO they are giving PPOs to acting up FTOs. Shouldnt the FTOs been given PPOs first. Time to file my grievence.
Elementary school and he is big enough to wear his dad's pants?
A sixteen year old still in seventh grade?
An elementary school kid wearing his dad's pants? Is dad a midget? Or is that a giant 5 year old kid? Is another 18 year old illegal alien in kindergarten because he has no schooling history and he is throwing "daddy" under the bus? So many questions!
J.J.
daddy don't like tattle tales.....
OT:
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/police-officer-3-others-killed-in-wisconsin-town/ar-BByBjuQ?ocid=spartanntp
That case will be thrown out...The evidence trail is completely shot. Another shitbird walks...
Can I get a I bond turn out the lights closed the door on the way out
Maybe Daddy's pants sag better allowing him to display more undershort. The bags help. Such a resourceful child with a bright future.
OT:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-ptsd-black-women-met-20170322-story.html
So if a third of women living in these neighborhoods have ptsd, then just imagine the cops that actually work these neighborhoods and deal with the worst of the worst EVERY SINGLE DAY! If they ever cared enough about us to do a study, I'm guessing it would be 100% of us that have it.
Kids a rat, slap him around Dad.
Democrats: Do your job and we will call you a Nazi.
http://www.citypaper.com/blogs/the-news-hole/bcpnews-council-resolution-asks-ice-to-be-nice-20170320-story.html
Councilman Zeke Cohen (1st District), who called the press conference, told of several men recently taken by ICE.
“We lost a barber, a business owner and a father. They’re not gang members or drug dealers,” he said. Cohen likened the recent raids to what Nazi Germany did before the Holocaust. He likened the undocumented immigrants and their families to his own: “They are like my grandmother who left everything behind, including a family who perished in the gas chambers.”
Chicongo may be losing pop big-time but Detroit & Baltimore are snapping at your heels....r u losing tax=payers or tax-absorbers?
So is voting for Graham only for the sole reason he lives outside of Chicago therefore maybe, possibly (only in my dreams) push for lifting the residency requirement be a valid reason? I mean why would he not, right?
>How the hell is an elementary school student able to wear his fathers pants? WTF???
Is it possible he's a repeat customer of the 5th or 6th grade? Just asking. Still seems a bit preposterous.
what elementary student wears dad's jeans?
The 17 year-old kind. What, did you think we were dealing with rocket scientists here?
come on who hasn't had the six foot eighth grader who won't go to school?
Kids learning the game!
"Gee Wally, have you seen Dad putting all those little bags in his briefcase to take to work?"
From the mouths of babes!
His dad must be a fricking jockey to have same pants size as his kid.
I started on this job a little over 15 years ago and I remember an old salty dog tell me, kid think of the most unbelievable asinine thing you can imagine and you're going to see it first hand. I guess the old bastard was right, this job is the greatest show on Earth!
Something tells me these students aren't getting good grades.
How the hell is an elementary school student able to wear his fathers pants?
Easy! He's 23 years old!
Lol. Family values in the 21st Century.
The child is a special needs student. Now his father, Jose Chagoya, is going to need a special lawyer. The authorities haven't located him as of yet.
How can he wear dad's pants? C'mon man.... When's the last time you saw a banger wearing pants that fit?
Van Dyke faces 16 additional charges
http://abc7chicago.com/news/van-dyke-faces-16-additional-charges-in-laquan-mcdonald-case/1814764/
OT: "News" reporting to day that CCSA Lil Kimmie FoxxxxxWinkle's office is charging the officer in the MacDonald incident with 16 counts of Agg Batt for each shot fired at the turd. "News" stated that the lil angel was armed ONLY with a knife ( Reaaallllyyyyy! ). This is the catch all that fits the narrative that the ofcr is guilty til proven innocent and, in the scenario that he beats the murder charge, HAS to be found GUILTY of SOMETHING and serve time to appease the "comunerty" and the rev runs.
Or you go the other way and cry that you have a disease. Like the rich kids from the West suburbs do when they get stopped in 10/11.
His gun jammed seriously whose gun has not jammed at the range under supervision. Everyone has been poisoned by the media. His gun jammed already.
Show & Tell is much different now
"This is my Dad's bugger sugar"
Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT: "News" reporting to day that CCSA Lil Kimmie FoxxxxxWinkle's office is charging the officer in the MacDonald incident with 16 counts of Agg Batt for each shot fired at the turd. "News" stated that the lil angel was armed ONLY with a knife ( Reaaallllyyyyy! ). This is the catch all that fits the narrative that the ofcr is guilty til proven innocent and, in the scenario that he beats the murder charge, HAS to be found GUILTY of SOMETHING and serve time to appease the "comunerty" and the rev runs.
3/23/2017 03:35:00 PM
This just shows how fetal you must stay, like the old saying play a country song backwards keep your wife,kids,house,car,freedom! Do police work lose your wife,kids,house,freedom! Not going to sugarcoat this if young coppers don't use your head as more than a hat rack and believe the lying cheating bosses and are next on the wheel of fuckery your on your own! To the coppers who say "I would never be involved with this kind of situation" a big FU stop the madness let the animals be animals that nonsense award you get means zero when your told "state your assets and liabilities" in court you have a epiphany and then it's 2 late! City hall kimmie is behind this Ray Charles could see this making a name for herself with puppeteer Toni pulling the marionette strings! They are worried we all know he is not guilty trying the pile on to have something stick, hope Jason and the coppers from 008 get cleared and sue everyone civilly the mayor all the way down and around!
Happy to be retired I have heard the not my pants story and once those are not my socks I don't know how the rocks ( a 50 pack) got in them and he was wearing the socks at the time.
The additional charges on JVD are overloading. Think lil Kimmy realizes that her case is weak. Possibly fatally so. She also wants to keep this case in public focus, but is in no hurry to go to trial.
If there was a solid case against JVD, there would be one murder charge and maybe one Official Misconduct. The rest is BS.
So now that VanDyke is being charged with 16 aggbatts does this mean that every person thats awaiting trial fir shooting will also face an aggbatt charge for every shot fired? No. Just cops.
Hey SSC the death spiral is accelerating ... Just saw headline ...COOK COUNTY LEADS NATION IN POPULATION LOSS... Births over deaths and immgration ... Still 21,000 - 22,000 population loss 2015 - 2016... And that was before latest round of tax increases kicked in...
"So is voting for Graham only for the sole reason he lives outside of Chicago therefore maybe, possibly (only in my dreams) push for lifting the residency requirement be a valid reason? I mean why would he not, right?"
(3/23/2017 10:44:00 AM)
– if that's his Only accomplishment, owning a suburban home, it's pretty good reason to expect this type of "secrecy and schemes"' ...if elected. Also, he has his 30 years in and could retire soon anyway. Lifting Residency just for Police and Fire won't happen and will not be even considered at the Bargaining table (city agencies will want to follow too). Just because I spend days off at a house in the Burbs is not an example of good judgement and a testament to having the best interest of others. It's an individual need and mostly retirement preparation.
You don't have to dream about living in a 3000 st home on 3/4 acre, just be able to afford it.
It may cost you your job, but if you have your 29+1 nothing else matters much, right?
Drop the FOP President/Board salaries to those of
PO Step levels and see how desireable the position becomes.
Meanwhile the father was asked at work why does he have a 45 in his waist and he replied I wore my sons jeans to work. Its all good.
When you flunk 12 times, yeah, an elementary school kid can wear daddy's pants..........
(OT) thank God President Trump is keeping his word ICE is coming or is here rahm time to "obey the law!"
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/23/politics/sanctuary-city-ice-raids/index.html
Wonder will the mayor be wearing another's pants soon great news "law and order" "lock them up"
Mayors of sanctuary cities should be thrown in jail
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2017/03/23/mayors-sanctuary-cities-should-be-thrown-in-jail.html
Moms and dads in Montgomery County, Maryland are terrified and angry -- and with good reason.
They don't know how many more illegal immigrant predators might be living among them -- waiting to brutally rape another 14-year-old American school girl.
Click here to learn how to restore traditional American values to our nation.
The Washington Post reports the two men accused of raping a ninth-grader on March 16 at Rockville High School came into this country illegally.
Jose Montano, 17, and Henry Sanchez Milian, 18, were among tens of thousands of young people who crossed the U.S.-Mexico border illegally in 2016, the Post reported.
In other words, former President Obama let them into the country.
Both men were apprehended by federal border agents and were targeted for deportation proceedings but were eventually set free and turned over to relatives living in Maryland, the newspaper further reported.
They were caught and they were released. And last Thursday they allegedly took turns raping a teenage girl in a public high school bathroom.
“I know that if this country enforced the laws that are already on the books, those two young men would not have been here and this rape, this horrendous rape, would not have occurred,” one parent told Fox News.
But we all know that for the past eight years, while he was in office, the administration of Barack Obama placed the well-being of illegal aliens over the well-being of American citizens.
That’s ultimately why the illegals were not sent back to where they came from. They were set free so they could prowl the hallways of Rockville High School in the relative safety of a so-called sanctuary community.
The school district denied any responsibility in the sickening attack. They told parents at a special meeting that federal law required they accept any student under the age of 21. They also said they were not allowed to ask about the immigration status of any student.
“You have young adult males that really do not have our culture and you are putting them in the same classroom as our 14-year-old girls and they are saying there is nothing we can do about that – sorry,” parent Theresa Rickman told Fox News.
In other words, the liberal educators are telling parents “Don’t blame us.”
How many more Americans must be killed by illegals? How many more school girls must be raped before our elected leaders secure our borders?
Here’s my recommendation: I believe elected leaders of so-called sanctuary cities and communities should be held accountable for the actions of the illegals.
If you harbor an illegal alien within your city limits and he commits a heinous crime, then the mayor and council should go to jail, too.
Some of you may say, "Come on, Todd. Be realistic."
Okay, fine. Let's be realistic. Two illegal aliens are accused of taking turns raping a 14-year-old girl as she screamed in agony and begged them to stop. She was violated inside a public school bathroom – on American soil. Is that realistic enough for you?
I'm disgusted, America. Are you?
Snitches get britches.
Money for nothing. 2nd watch PPOs were sent from districts to HQs to enter data from police survey, detailed for three days(this past Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday). Problem is it was a detail, districts didn't open it up to bid. So 2nd watch member with most seniority on 2nd watch who would have been working those three days put in a grievance, because it wasn't offered to senior POs first. Greivant will get time and a half for those three days. Also PPO that worked could get time and a half since bid was not open to senior officers first in violation of contract.
time for every American citizen to home school their children and pull them out of the school where the rape occurred . will school stay open ?
Time for our VC Detectives to step up to the plate and file separate charges for every shot fired or punch thrown . When charges are denied , Go to the news media .
Poor kid is not going to like foster care.
...Problem is it was a detail, districts didn't open it up to bid....
MLAS is run by an incompetent-and has only one member who has been there for more than a year and only one civilian with experience...but CPD does not care, even though they are practically giving away money with all the lost grievances.
He's a 15 year old 7th grader.
Here's a picture of the father. He's 49 years old.
http://www.theindychannel.com/news/crime/boy-wears-fathers-pants-to-school-finds-cocaine-in-pocket
3/23/2017 12:55:00 PM
Anonymous Samuel Gomper said...
How the hell is an elementary school student able to wear his fathers pants?
Easy! He's 23 years old!
3/23/2017 12:58:00 PM
They stop growing in they teens so adults are all small statuses.
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