Dry Erase Boards?
Oh Tony:
- Big meeting in 25 yesterday. Both tac lieutenants were even present with captain jeepers creepers. I can't call him jester because that's like a compliment. Anyhow tactics were being outlined on a dry erase board to negate any copies being forwarded to the blog or fop. It seems that they were practicing using adjectives and proper pronouns to hint at a quota but not actually say it.
They were also discussing leaks and naming possibilities of their usual suspects who would go against esquirmilla. They have narrowed it down to the cleaning crew who (no speaky engli) or the entire first..second....or third watch...oh yeah it could be a tac or gang teams too. But for sure they have convinced themselves that it was definitely not neighborhoods or the 06 cars because they outright own those people.
Oh the merit are all strong w hen they scheme together.
Well, the original e-mail was signed with the initials "DH." No clue who that could be but 025 owes him/her a debt of gratitude for bringing this to the forefront.
UPDATE: They also had all cell phones checked at the door. And no note taking. Can't have word of the quotas being leaked to the public, the press or the ACLU.
UPDATE: They also had all cell phones checked at the door. And no note taking. Can't have word of the quotas being leaked to the public, the press or the ACLU.
Labels: department issues, dumb ideas
posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
47 Comments:
Sad shit when rats realize they are just rats chewing on fake cheese after the trap snaps their necks.
Dry erase boards and they made them leave their cell phones outside the door!!!
This guy is a complete idiot!
The entire district is commenting on his behavior on SCC and is in crisis mode because of this arrogant jagoff and his main concern is who's leaking info to the blog?! Lol
Hey Escamerit... stop being a sensitive bitch!
Oh and one more thing since we all know you read SCC..... your reposnse to everyone calling you out is stand up roll calls 3 times a week .... lol that's the best you can do?!
025 3rd watch!!
All cell phones were collected at the door and writing implements were also turned in. Everything was committed to memory. Well that's where the problem starts, the memory part of the meeting.
There is a way to find who is leaking info. But the white shirts in 025 and elsewhere in this Department are too stupid to figure it out.
enhanced performance motivation memorandum techniques.
This Escumerit is a real beauty. The problem is he was able to snowjob some suckers into promoting him three times meritoriously. Whomever it was probably thought it was a good idea at the time. I mean the guy looks capable. He wears glasses and resembles a Mexican version of LAPD's legendary Chief Parker. He must be smart right? Wrong.
In his first couple of months he managed to yell, scream, thrash, and froth at the mouth over the most trivial nonsense. You would think that a commander would do his best to make his subordinates happy like Lts, Sgts, and front office people. Not Tony. He yelled and cursed at them like they were Egyption slaves. Now this bonehead wonders how an email he sent to the Lts somehow magically got leaked?
Being a pussy bully, he has to blame lowly blue shirts because a dumb narcissist can't comprehend that someone from his own staff would knife him in the back. I mean God forbid they don't respect the rank he worked so hard on his knees to earn.
Now, since he doesn't appear to be going anywhere soon, they have to smile and laugh at his jokes, and pretend to join him in the good fight against the rebels of 025. The creatures on 3rd watch currently seem to be in his crosshairs. Tomorrow it will probably be midnights and his suspicions that they collaborated with Putin to leak the infamous '10 Stops,' email letter of doom.
Joe Curtin was an asshole that will never be topped. The King of jagoffs and he was actually dumber then Escumerit. However, he never made the media spotlight like this goof. Ol' Jug Ears was lucky. If emails were around in that era, he would have been committed to an insane asylum. Is that what Escamerit is saving for an encore?
Anything in 007?
You've got to watch those cleaning crews. They are up to no good.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
When you do the wrong things, you're compelled to keep it secret
Get some leadership training, boys!
Yes, he was going over "tactics"...
His Tactics are quite simple, missions for everyone!
In short (and general), he has the 30 sector cars locked down on "beat integrity" missions (they need face-to-face relief to leave their beat, for Any reason).
He then has several cars (usually beat cars, and the wagon), held down on "traffic missions", at least two hours per shot, some the entire tour.
He follows that with "gang suppression" missions, downing yet another beat car.
In a nut shell, he has 2/3 of the beat cars tied down on Missions. Add to this any hospital runs, court runs, or transports, and you are basically left with 2 cars to handle every job, in the 10 and 20 sectors. Now if someone needs to go in for an arrest, or take even take a piss, you have no one available. Lunch, yea right.
As for the rapids, which only 3rd watch really had, well they are now "mission cars - 06", and are handed 10 or so blue cards (traffic stop cards) to do each day. Naturally, he and Capt Creepy have them in plain clothes (though usually marked cars) because plain clothes means hard worker real police, etc.
Escamerit is quite serious about his missions. Midnights had one of their guys get rammed by an offender in a hot car. Naturally, everyone responded. Escamerit called the desk Sgt, and had her order the "beat integrity cars" back to their beats (while they were looking for the offenders who had bailed out). Just Sunday (St Jude), they had a double shooting on 2511's beat (not surprising since that's the first beat to get downed), and Sgt's had to cover the "beat integrity" beats to free up officers to handle the shooting. When days took over the scene, well, with all 99 cars, they were simply fucked. How does Escamerit handle it, he mother-fucks the day Lt (senior Lt), for not doing a "post-shooting" mission. With what car, Jackass?
Hell, kids, it's not even busy yet. There was talk of guys doing a "work speed-up" to force a never-ending backlog. Now, that's going to happen by design. Should be an interesting Summer.
Is someone allergic to electromagnetic current.
What's with two tac lieutenants, explain please?
I'm not a cop but I thought police were supposed to wear cameras!!! Why don't the supervisors let you keep your cameras running during these meetings?
The first Rule about "Quota Club" is that No one talks about "Quota Club"...!
To Funny!...made me smile with my morning coffee :-)
The entire command staff allow the blog to govern how they run this department. You'd be surprised to know how many bosses walk around holding personal vendettas against their subordinates due to posts on the blog. These blog posts determine the mood of the day. The Superintendent will call a citywide meeting to clear his name from a blog post. The commander in 025 should go on and retire. Rollcalls in 025 are like dog and pony shows. It's a circus! Commander E doesn't have enough sense to humble himself and honor the fact that quotes are illegal. Instead he's trying to push his agenda. Take a look in the mirror and figure out why your troops careless about making you look good at the Crap-Stat meetings. Instead you're making a mess out of a situation that just requires good leadership. The command staff we had before....McCarthy ran them off...had great relationships with their troops. They were approachable. Troops we're honored to state who they worked for. When asked, troops didn't state the district they were assigned to; instead they stated the commander they worked for by name. Just a friendly reminder...the McCarthy way will not work in Chicago.
Demand to wear body cameras to all meetings. Or that they use them at all times.
🍕 psssttt... Hey Tony...over here
Do you feel that crazy bug creeping up in to your coconut? You're going coo coo for co co puffs. And guess what? You and Cookie (DH) ( you're Bozo) get no respect as men and less as bosses. Just so you know.
Sincerely,
025 district 3 watch
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Didn't they watch the movie Bridemaids. "I'll stick this ipod up my ass and you'll never find it" 😙
I'm not happy unless I'm unhappy.
Sincerely,
025th Dist. guy
Anonymous Anonymous said...
All cell phones were collected at the door and writing implements were also turned in. Everything was committed to memory. Well that's where the problem starts, the memory part of the meeting.
There is a way to find who is leaking info. But the white shirts in 025 and elsewhere in this Department are too stupid to figure it out.
5/11/2017 01:21:00 AM
And of course they turned in their pens and cell phones like good little sheeps they are. No balls whatsoever
God forbid they stand up to the dictator while their all together as a group but no they just comply with his demands lol so pathetic!
Hey Tony.... are you going to request 3rd watch hand in their cell phones too while you have your pets conduct stand up roll call 3 times a week?? Or the next time you show your face to address the watch?? Good luck with that ! Go ahead and try it we can have us a good ol Mexican stand off because the watch has more balls than the white shirts on the 3rd watch
Well well well seems the derek Jeter wanna be has offered a "prize". Not a reward....not a bounty....not compensation....not gravy...not a carrot or even a bonus. A PRIZE was offered to a "team player" Sgt and his team if they find out who leaked the quota letter.
What's the Prize a clunk full of hair, stilt shoes......come on. Is it worth it? Really? To eat the cheese off the trap where your friend lays under the metal bar.
Remember what that famous guy said. Snitches get stitches, rats get bats, dirty clowns wear girly gowns or something like that. I personally don't know what those sayings mean but, I wouldn't wanna be eating a hunk of old smelly cheese wearing a girly gown after a baseball game in a sewing factory. Botta Bing.
Excrement-illa... Your reign of terror will soon come to an end. Like an old-timer told me a long time ago. If if the media gets ahold of a your fuck up, it's curtains for you lol. God knows the entire District except for a select few of course is praying for that to happen. I better get back to housekeeping in the district because I think I hear someone coming.
I had to work for a few jagoffs like this in my day. Worse, being white, they weren't stupid and could really hurt you. At least you have the edge of this guys stupidity working against him.
Eventually Ed Head will move him but he can't right now cause it will make him look weak...errr...weaker. The real ironic thing in all this is this guys future is probably assured just because the Boss's are afraid of setting a precedent that another merit hack can be hurt just because he's a lousy leader and the troops hate him. Give him a few months and he'll be promoted to Deputy of office supplys or something along those lines.
Look at the new nitwit Tac Sgt. The little one is on the air running plates all day and saying he s got four heads in the car. Hey goof, how about officer safety and your back up on days may be far away because we're short handed. I guess goofs will do anything to wear jeans
David Letterman's Top Ten excuses Escamerit gave to Special Ed for his email quota leak:
10) 'It's only been about a month since the 025th district had a scandal. I was just trying to keep with the tradition of things.'
9) 'You do know I am merit right?'
8) '10 was the special number of paddles I had to take to join LAPA.'
7) 'We were planning on only stopping white gang members.'
6) 'Forget about gang arteries...how are yours doing?'
5) 'But Leo and Bubblehead thought it was a good idea!'
4) 'I figured I'd make Deputy any day now, and this was a good precedent for my successor Captain H.'
3) 'The Sun-Times only listened to the ACLU because they thought I was a real cop. If they knew that I'm really just a political lapdog they would have ignored them like the Tribune did.'
2) 'Everyone compares me to Joe Curtin. I wanted to prove them wrong!
1) 'Come on Ed. 10 stops is better then 16 shots.'
What's the matter Tony??? You a bit paranoid?? How's it feel looking over your shoulder every 5 minutes??
Now you know how everyone else feels
025 3rd watch ☠️
Well, confiscating mobile phones and pens makes a good case that the leadership knew what they were doing was illegal. I believe that is called conspiracy, but not being a lawyer, i'm not sure.
Gee, I wonder why morale is so low? No manpower and a tyrant that goes apeshit on his staff. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out this is gonna go bad in some way.
Bring back the Gallows
(OT) Then we have this where the restaurants (garbage) at midway at being changed, guess potbelly did not "belly up" and the do the payoffs properly:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-midway-concession-closure-0511-biz-20170510-story.html
Midway food court changes: Goodbye, Potbelly and Harry Caray's. Hello, Home Run Inn and Schaller's Pump
Best quote potbellys and cannot figure out why best money maker is gone:
"Midway hurts," Potbelly President and CEO Aylwin B. Lewis said, after announcing that the city had declined to renew its lease. "The 16 years we have had that site, we felt it was a privilege. It was a brand-builder." The store reported a profit of $2 million last year with $8 million in revenue. The Midway location was the chain's busiest location.
"Losing an $8 million shop and a $2 million profit shop is difficult, but we can withstand it," Lewis said. "Definitely can withstand it better today than if it had happened three years ago or five years ago."
(Midway hurts Get used to this what the city does to coppers constantly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLHtxRzu6KQ )
Then you have the black guy midway concessions rand who is a declared minority business who is not supposed to be dominating the airport making millions and millions and paying oh sorry "donating" to elected campaign accounts could the feds finally be bring the curtain down on many? Hope so!
Well, as they look to word of mouth to protect them, it protects all the coppers too.
"I heard nothing about producing xyz per shift, Boss Maybe if yall put that in writing, you know, so we wouldn't mishear you or forget or miss hearing you altogether..."
Gee, maybe that whole duty to notify single party factor ain't all its cracked up to be, eh? Well, it is great for corrupt and criminal actors.
Wanna stir things up bigtime? First, have every cop bring evry cellphone they can dig up - hundreds of them!, and here is the kicker- add a "smile, yer on camera" sticker to yer uniforms, everybody! They will blow a gasket, instantly.
Tactics are only as good as the ones charged with carrying them out.
If they can't do it, let the Supervisor come out and put them on the paper.
They never learn, fell asleep at the Legitimacy class - time for a refresher.
Any increase in ISR's and traffic will red flag the ACLU as soon after they FOI the stats.
WARNING : You don't want your name on the DC's mandated activity after June 1st.
• Bring back the Gallows, resurrect Sir Donkey and somebody, anybody...start howling like a wolf in the basement stairwell too.
3rd watch LT in 010 seems to following his management style. Must be the new Cpd way.
To the former editors of the gallows, and you know who you are, should train some of the current crop of 25 dist rangers on how to put together the best the funniest writing ever. It time for the gallows to return
Why isn't anyone asking, What kind of dandy would hand their cellphone off to attend a meeting?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Look at the new nitwit Tac Sgt. The little one is on the air running plates all day and saying he s got four heads in the car. Hey goof, how about officer safety and your back up on days may be far away because we're short handed. I guess goofs will do anything to wear jeans
5/11/2017 09:45:00 AM
It sounds like dejavu all over again
Anonymous said...
Well well well seems the derek Jeter wanna be has offered a "prize". Not a reward....not a bounty....not compensation....not gravy...not a carrot or even a bonus. A PRIZE was offered to a "team player" Sgt and his team if they find out who leaked the quota letter.
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Word on the street is that Derek Jeter has been walking around at home, dressed in a Boba Fett costume, to prepare for catching his bounty. They are going to freeze the leaker in Carbonite!
So give them one cell phone, and sneak the other one in....Then post the hilarity on you tube....:-)
Has he started to roll two ball bearing between his fingers and yelling about the can of strawberries yet?
He'as getting close. Keep it up boys and girls. Couldn't happen to a bigger goof.
Well well well seems the derek Jeter wanna be has offered a "prize". Not a reward....not a bounty....not compensation....not gravy...not a carrot or even a bonus. A PRIZE was offered to a "team player" Sgt and his team if they find out who leaked the quota letter.
Ok.ok. here it is. The leak believe it or not allegedly came from dave harris himself. Dave allegedly was give a heads up that if eacamilla screwed up, hed get 025. Now its just a waiting game for dave to take over. Allegedly.
Anonymous said...
Why isn't anyone asking, What kind of dandy would hand their cellphone off to attend a meeting?
5/11/2017 04:27:00 PM
You want to know who, this is who!
syc·o·phant
ˈsikəˌfant,ˈsikəfənt/
noun
a person who acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain advantage.
synonyms: yes-man, bootlicker, brown-noser, toady, lickspittle, flatterer, flunky, lackey, spaniel, doormat, stooge, cringer, suck, suck-up
"I thought you wanted a competent assistant, not a nodding sycophant"
Only Saenz could howl like a wolf. Man had to work an extra year to make up for all his suspensions. Was still grabbing car thieves with over 33 years on. Still don't know who stole his flashlight.
How long ago was that?
Why does everyone keep referring to him as Latino I thought he was Filipino. He has family on the job who are Filipino, no?
Hey E,
Just so you know all your bull shit is being documented very thoroughly. Be careful what your asking us to do. There is a direct pipeline out there being fed to those who support us. You haven't seen anything yet.
025 x watch
said...
Why does everyone keep referring to him as Latino I thought he was Filipino. He has family on the job who are Filipino, no?
Wrong thought dummy!
Why does everyone keep referring to him as Latino I thought he was Filipino. He has family on the job who are Filipino, no?
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Oh boy. It's either you're dumb or blind. Or maybe both..
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