Car Jumper Death
Play stupid games....
Someone jumps on our car like that, squad or personal, well, who knows what they're up to?
- A man fell off the top of a vehicle and died Sunday afternoon in the West Side Austin neighborhood.
About 3:30 p.m., the 26-year-old jumped onto a vehicle in traffic in the 5100 block of West Chicago Avenue, according to Chicago Police.
The driver accelerated out of fear and struck the man, police said.
- Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Someone jumps on our car like that, squad or personal, well, who knows what they're up to?
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
35 Comments:
Hopefully the media won't catch wind of this before a few more lemming awards can be handed out. This week keeps getting better and better. Two terrorists set themselves on fire without causing any injuries to others and now this? Xmas in June.
This rampant fully empowered, protected and
politically weaponized Shit-Headism
is a trip isn't it?
Those Amish lads will do anything for a good joke.
Hit the gas then the brakes then run that fucker over, if ur that stupid u deserve to b run over
"Misadventure by folly' is a legal concept whereby if you get hurt while doing something you ought not be doing, it is all on you. You cannot profit by your own stupidity. They use it a lot in England, it's a rather Darwinian way of cleansing the gene pool. It should be used here more. Imagine if the car jumper were to have a car accelerate, then stop and back up over him, then being told that there is no ride to the ER unless he calls Uber or Lyft.
Not true. The guy was high on leaf, tried to attack the car by grabbing onto the passenger side front window, which was cracked. The driver assumed he was being car jacked, sped off e/b with the guy still holding onto the window. The guy let go of the window and got his head run over.
Moral of the story. Stay away from leaf.
This is why you should be allowed to shoot people over property. If assholes knew they would get killed over something that petty they would think twice.
Busting the windows or windshield?
I would assume I am in serious danger, and GTFO!
If it over a body, too bad.
The gas pedal is your friend.
I've heard of hooning, man, where the
wayward youth of Europe hang off motor
vehicles while the driver does professional
stunt tricks, such as riding on two wheels
mate, LF & LR, while the Hooners on
top hang from the R side of said vehicle,
now with RF & RR not making contact with
the road surface. The key thing here mate
is the lads all know each other and the tricks
and stunts are carefully mastered in vacant
parking lots before presentation to the general
public at speed on the open road.
Hooning is officially recognized as an illegal
rite of passage sport in Europe. The Hooners
are actually better than Hollywood stuntmen, mate.
But should a stranger gain access to the roof of
your motor vehicle while stopped in traffic in the
United States, you can be certain that person is
up to no good. Do not attempt to deal with
such an individual. Stay calm and notify the local
constabulary via 911. May God be with you, mate.
Perhaps he was listening to that eternal ditty by House of Pain and just really got into it. Or he was jumping for joy because CPS is finally on summer break. Or maybe he just had a case of the jimmy legs. Why you got to be such a a hater, cuz?
What an asshole! Assholes like that should be ventilated promptly so other assholes know that's not a good idea.
I guess the Chicago asshole didn't watch the video of the Atlanta asshole enough times to know how to keep from getting killed. Too damn bad.
J.J.
It's just a yute feeling frisky. Totally harmless, ignore it.
Is this the newest gang banging feral thug activity? What ever happened to windshield squeegee men ?
The Atlanta excrement was exercising his 1st Amendment rights. Coming soon to a Mt. Greenwood near you.
Should have made a u-turn and mowed that piece of shit down.
(OT) the only hope we have is with these headlines:
DEMS LOSE AGAIN
BEAST: Dems Have No Idea How to Win in Age of Trump...
Republicans now 4-0 in contested specials...
That is from drudgereport.com we can hope that God willing we start at the top durbin and duckworth, lose then the congress people who have done nothing to help the working class honest taxpaying citizens. All they do is anything and everything to appease the illegal criminals by totally disregarding federal immigration laws costing us billions in federal monies,and then pander to the criminal elements:
*pizza parties in jail
* wear a monitor bracelet no 1 to check you
* weak judges
* kimmy no clue states attorney
* tommy no jail for you
* tommy going after hard working sheriffs at the jail while pandering to inmates
* rahm crocodile tears
* 50 "i'm an alderman dammit"
and on and on! Protect blue blue lives blue lives familes matter and matter alot God bless the police,and may God please blessthe "spirits of the air" that run this so called "insignificant" blog thank you for exposing the truth!
Was the car damaged? Can we support a gofundme account for the car?
Austin, rat, no loss. The video will give the rats nothing but a new idea to wreak mayhem on human beings.
Anyone jumps on the roof of my vehicle, short of avoiding rising floodwaters or something, I feel completely comfortable running their ass over and backing up a few times to make sure I didn't miss anything. Dumbasses.
OT, https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20170621/near-west-side/touhy-herbert-park-gang-parties-police-fathers-day-party-ald-walter-burnett-1000-people
Chicago values in action.
Car Surfing - it be making a comeback and the ghetto is where it's at.
Wasn't too long ago a DiBlasioKid tried it (only once) on a moving subway train.
As for the video,
I've seen similar behavior on the old Mutual of Omaha/Marlin Perkins show, maybe the producers were in town filming.
(Keep windows closed and don't feed the animals)
But if it's the latest summertime trend, lawless & feral Chicago will follow it.
It's not a crime, call your insurance company and next year pay a higher premium.
(OT) another expressway shooting:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/daily-southtown/news/ct-i-80-road-rage-0622-20170621-story.html
The guy died because he was tired! Get it? Tired! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
He was breaking in his new shoes.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Not true. The guy was high on leaf, tried to attack the car by grabbing onto the passenger side front window, which was cracked. The driver assumed he was being car jacked, sped off e/b with the guy still holding onto the window. The guy let go of the window and got his head run over.
Moral of the story. Stay away from leaf.
6/21/2017 01:29:00 AM
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This.....^^^^
The guy never jumped on top of the car on Chicago Ave. He clung to the side. The driver believing he was being car jacked was reasonable!
If the driver didn't have a dash cam to capture the REAL incident, the "offender" would become the media's "victim" and it would be reported as a hit and run vs. the driver. Ooooh the humanity!
In the old days when they used this ruse to get money and unexpectedly slide across the the hood of your car, they referred to it as the old "Gypsey Roll." It was an intentional ruse to get insurance $$ from these contrived pedestrian incidents.
The asshole in that video would be found not guilty in cook county.
SCC thank you for posting this video. I work in Chicago, but live in NW Indiana. I have a concealed carry permit in Indiana but can't get one in Illinois (praying Trump passes National Concealed Carry Bill). This provides additional reason why I concealed carry in Illinois anyhow just in case of such an incident. Five more years until I retire from my job in the Loop and I won't have to come into this shit hole any more. What a damn shame it is seeing a beautiful city go to hell because of the liberal politicians pandering to their criminal constituents.
I'd run the bastard over if that ever happened to me. As soon as I saw he was going to jump on the hood, floor it and watch the hood rat roll over the roof and then writhing in pain in my rearview mirror.
Our thinking is that one's motor vehicle
being lawfully and peacefully operated on the
public way, is like a ship at sea.
A sovereign thing if you will...
Said sovereignty riotously breached?
Fly your sigil and repel any/all
"boarders."
The "Jolly Roger" would normally suffice
but the Chicago Hard Head is a pernicious,
politically empowered, enabled and persistent
sort that is resistant to the usual curatives
such as advice, warning and threat of imminent force.
Wasn't there a Buccaneer who had his own flag
depicting a striding skeleton holding a lantern aloft?
Yeah... That one...
As for that high jumping fool in the video?
Unfortunately, the vehicle operator wasn't
hard minded/hard hearted enough to do his duty.
sort
A good wood shampoo would do wonders for the lad.....
Anyore notice the offender in the video was wearing a Make America Great Again Hat?
Shavana said."Datts what happens when you are grown up with no crossing guards. How can you have a future if yo don't know how to cross a street."
Be funny as hell watching that asshole trying to jump up on the hood of my old four wheel drive, one ton, diesel dually. It's kind of on the tall side and he'd better get it right the first time because I wouldn't even slow down. Hahahaha!!!
It would only look like a bit more hail damage.
J.J.
Keep driving and give it 19-P. Its not worth the bull shit.....
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