Ethics Time!
Once again, it's time for the unfailable test that everyone is required to take, but only aldercreatures can ignore. In fact, there seems to be an entirely new section in the test that allows aldercreatures to accept World Series tickets, free of reporting requirements, should that happy occasion ever arise again.
In honor of the IAD non-cheating scandal, we got this handy study guide from someone identifying themselves as "GWilliams:"
In honor of the IAD non-cheating scandal, we got this handy study guide from someone identifying themselves as "GWilliams:"
- I - yes, no, yes, yes, yes, no
- II - no, yes, yes
- III - no, yes, yes, yes
- IV - no, no, yes, yes
Good luck - you'll have no problem scoring 100% with this assistance, just like "lieutenant" Hall.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
58 Comments:
I love u scc
A yearly slap in the face to the rank and file. Lie-utenants and above clearly are not held to any of the ethics. Who gives a crap anymore - look down - move on.
Thx SCC & Fuk you IG office for that bullshyt cheating investigation.
Can't believe they got away with cheating on the Lt exam.
Al ran off to Atlanta to duk the questions and shame his wife had brought on the wysinger name.
One a useless selfish punk. Never did anything for anyone worth mentioning.
What is the betting line on Black Lives Matter interrupting the Chicago Pride Parade tomorrow?
After seeing the slap fight in Minneapolis over allowing uniformed police officers to march in the parade, and even secure the parade route, my guess is that the Minneapolis parade will be shutdown by Black Lives Matter tomorrow before it gets a dozen blocks. Just like they did in Cleveland and Portland.
All lawyers take an ethics test every year also.
It's all legit!!!
Hilarious!
Lie-Tenant Wheezie is all about ethics.
Funny as hell but true
Cheaters
Many more than Hall, mate!
Our Cmdr was very amused by the example using Breaking Bad meth dealer. What moron came up with this test?
Very funny today scc
Get 20 and get out fuck this job
Anonymous said...
All lawyers take an ethics test every year also.
6/25/2017 01:23:00 AM
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No.
Creative Genius
Yeah, just like the football player who
couldn't spell "cat" if you spotted him
the "c" and the "t"
Are cheat sheets allowed?
nobody of NOBLE stature would ever cheat
Damn it, SCC, you burst my bubble. I always scored 100% on the ethics exam and thought I was special. Now you tell me the ethics exam is also compromised. Tsk, tsk. Shame on me for believing anything about this mismanaged PD or city is legit.
They all know the difference between right and wrong, they probably know what an ethical man would do in any given situation, so they can all pass the test.
They just don't care anymore, or they're in a position way over their heads and don't want to be called out on it. Case in point? Examine your Glorious Leader.
Was probably an "adequate" Sergeant, now he's appointed Supreme Holy MoFo and he can't say "I'm not qualified for this position.". No ethics.
J.J.
"Cheaters never win, Liars never prosper''= Bullshit.... In Chicago it's the only way, cheat and lie your way up.
LmfAo!!!!! Nicely done SCC!!!!!
Every time I take this test, I think of all the politicians in this city, county and state. What a joke. None of them have any ethics at all. As a matter of fact, if there is a hell, they'll all end up burning there.
Davina Ward & Company
Thank you SC. Now if you could just get the answers, ok, we'll settle for just the questions (like the last lt's exam printed in Mark Brown's column), to the captain's test. Oh & maybe allow everyone to take it, because we all know some white shirt who never passed an exam.
O/T
Check out "THEE (NYPD) RANT" for topic entitled "Chicago Police unable to control thousand-strong gang party lasting hours."
It puts the blame where it belongs: EMANUEL and the pols.
Thanks for the answers, this whole city has no ethics why should we have to take this training
Oh even better, he was black! BLM, you gonna come out and praise this cop???
No you're not, you're going to be all mum and say nothing because this doesn't fit your false narrative that cops want to destroy the black man.
As usual not one question pertaining to law enforcement. All questions related to big shot city hall people that do city business. No idea why the police take this silly training.
Get a heavy duty Chinaman if you want to "pass"..........
The most corrupt city, inside the most corrupt county, inside the most corrupt state in the United Socialist States of America. And we, the police, have to take an ethics test yearly to ensure we don't get 50 cents off a hot dog. The nerve of these bastards.
Bubblehead has a study group.
$10 cash in advance.
Date and location to be announced.
Just remember the ethics statements are in place to keep watch on blue shirts only. Be careful, back each other up in calls.
GWilliams is a reverend, is he not?
Can aldercreatures still ethically accept envelopes stuff with small denominations of USC? Because I'm a little tapped out this week...
Fucking Alderman's and Mayor are the biggest thieves in Chicago and they don't do this stupid test!
The Crooked city council should all be in jail!
remember, the only reason for these tests is so there is no possibly way anyone can plead ignorance to an ethics violation. It a CYA for upper management. The private sector takes these every year, at least I have.
Anonymous said...
GWilliams is a reverend, is he not?
Go to ULC.NET.
for abut $20 anyone can become an ordained minister.
Look at all the store front ministers who appear on TV and say " I am the reverend michele flaker of holy baby momma church of Gresham .
Do you really think they had any type of recognized spiritual studies, other than hearing some jive a$$ preacher telling them what type of BS to preach at a store front make believe church?
For $20 join them in the tax benefits and become one too and, start holding street vigils and hold out the collection basket.
G Williams an Exempt! Pathetic
Lordy Lordy, where's my 40!
Poppy-011
"Honesty is the best policy." - Cervantes
"If honesty is the best policy, then dishonesty must be the second best policy." - George Carlin
"The Articles of Incorporation for the City of Chicago neither oppose nor endorse any official policy of honesty." - King Richard II
Ethics? Never heard of it.
It's a shame that out guy, Northside is not active here any more. I would love for him to give a nice and long , say it like he does style "State of the (Union) CPD and city of Chicago address."
Hope you health is holding up tiger JN. In 20 years us old rebels will be gone and history.
His kind, is from an era that shall never return again.
Question: does the superintendent take the test or does his secretary or Admin Sgt take it for him like the rest of the exempts.?..?
Just axin
Now I can walk around like these cheating Lieutenants and say I know the key to the tests.
I'm going to fail it this time and see what happens
Aldercreatures exempt themselves from being investigated by IG so how can there be ethics in this City?
DAMN CORRUPT BASTARDS ,and all them dirty Cheat-in Lieutenants too , they ought to be all Thrown in Jail , Right along with the Ballerina Mayor also Using the Office Of Mayor to Boost his Uber Business with his Brother , He built a BIG new Parking Lot at OHare for all his Uber Drivers , Ain't that something .
7:33 PM
Greetings from Novosibirsk. We're taking the Trans-Siberian railway to Vladivostok.
Yep I cheated on it I should be number one. Scum bitches!
What happened to northside?
Make way for
More arrests and commendations score higher on tests don't cheat no promotion.
Good thing you posted the answers. Those cheaters can now pass the test with the extra help. Just like when they took the Lt exam. Some of them couldn't even spell the word ethics.
Ferguson refuses to investigate Ward on other issues as well.
Lol @ Northside riding the rails some 'ere
on the Russian Steppes while wearing a
Ushanka...
Pictures man...
OT....I had the unfortunate pleasure to work on Belmont Ave for pride fest last night.
All was well till that plump lying Lt Ward came over. I almost puked watching her walk around in that stolen Lt uniform. What a disgrace!
Please stay south with the other cheaters. You will never have our respect!
I think the Russians organized and promoted the cheating in the first place. It's their fault and there should be an immediate investigation!
Glad to see you are above ground. While touring the back country in the locomotive in the Soviet Union, start writing your state of the union predictions of this fucked up city/CPD. Your missed here. You were dearly missed when you pulled the pin John. We had a million stories of old !
The saddest thing was seeing our brothers killed on the streets in the early 90'. Never forget that day when our two brothers in 025 were murdered. That day was terrible to say the least for you. May they entirely rest in Gods hands. Hope the punk responsible is having a bad day, every day !!!
God speed friend.
I think that is an excellent idea, we all should fail the test and see what happens.
couple wrong answers in last 2 sections, but again the test lets you go back and correct. Thanks SCC
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