Admiral Clampett
California is begging to be the test case for the Federal Government jailing local officials over supremacy laws:
- Officials from several Bay Area law enforcement agencies said Wednesday that federal officials haven’t looped them in on any plans for major sweeps for undocumented immigrants, and added that they didn’t plan to help with any such operations.
The response from local jurisdictions came after The Chronicle reported that U.S. officials are gearing up for a major dragnet in Northern California, during which they will seek to arrest more than 1,500 undocumented immigrants.
But the picture accompanying the article caught a number of our readers' eyes:
No wonder she left Chicago. Look at all those stars! There are like 19 visible stars on that uniform. And the sleeves...like big gold bands. And are those shoulder pads filling out the blouse? We never met Kirkpatrick, but was she really that blocky?
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
137 Comments:
She looks like Tom Dart... had to do a double take...
Why are politicians promoting people who openly commit a felony?
Is each star for a Department she ruined?
“Rather than focusing efforts on violent criminals, raids carried out in neighborhoods and workplaces could result in the deportation of individuals who are simply in the wrong place at the wrong time,” the senators wrote.
What the hell is with these people? It would be easier and safer for everyone involved for ICE to pick up the violent criminals when they are already being held in local facilities, but the sanctuary officials won't go along with that.
Was she that blocky? No but another adjective comes to mind. I think we all can agree on that
That is one ill-fitting garment.
Oh just EL-OH-Muthafuckin'-EL!
Total lack of self-awareness.
She's a rather thin-skinned thing too
from what we heard...
Chicago was a much rougher crowd than she
anticipated.
Rahm sold her on whipping the unruly Blue-Shirted
churls in line but she was aghast at how even the
other exempts would openly point and laugh.
Let alone the churls...
20! if you count the star on the patch!
Oh my God does she look stupid. That must be Herman Munsters old jacket for Halloween. What an embarrassment
I saw her in action.
Cubs world series game, we're lined up facing her and she attempts to enforce one way foot traffic on 4 dudes. They refuse to follow her verbal commands and she turns to our Sgt and points with both hands and forearms at the men. The Sgt simply tells them they have to go the other way and they comply..I guess they just didn't like taking orders from a grandma.
She looks like Tom Dart in drag
What a joke ...
Probably the square shoulder look.
BTW, California buys lists of professional
groups, then sends out generic recruitment
letters. Medical personnel for the prison
system? Check! Law enforcement officers?
Double check. Some people don't do math well.
The salary bump does not cover the cost of living
and the taxes, taxes, taxes.
I could understand a younger person being drawn
to the land where it never rains. But Granny?
She should know better.
Blame it on the bossa nova
stand down every one! That's just a old picture of Benjamin Franklin
Looks like tiny dancer in drag to me
Capitan Crunch
Granny be da REAL PO-leece.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
She looks like Tom Dart... had to do a double take...
1/19/2018 12:05:00 AM
Twins separated at birth? Get a Maury DNA test.
The only thing she ever did as a Police officer, was ruin other cops careers and give assholes a pass...
Is she even alive... or is she a costar for weekend at Bernie’s
I remember when she showed up around Wrigley during the World Series and said she was amazed by how many police Chicago had.
Tom Dart in drag? Hahaha! Pull the toupee, see if it comes off? I think that is Benny Hill's old jacket.
It looks like she’s wearing turtle gear under that jacket. Things must be rough out there, she’d better put on her helmet too.
Lots of ornamentation ornamentation to trick the uninformed that somehow she is a seasoned authoritative law enforcement figure. Great optics. At first glance, I mistaken Tom Dart dressing up as the police on halloween. On second thought, Tom Dart has his tail between his legs and the block shoulders look is too masculine for the top queen at the Cook County jail.
She may have more stars but Rick Flair-Schmitz had more medals!
She looks like Tom Dart.
Earned, not given.
CTA Info,
It seem that the newly assigned LIE-TENANT Hall is wasting no time since she arrived, and drafting up her own rules for CTA VSWO. It is rumored that she will be riding along with UNITS on the Buses and Trains, to show the rest of us NON-CHEATERS how she rode the Trains and Buses when she worked CTA VSWO before making LIE-TENANT. I look forward to having her tell us about her knowledge and experience about the subway layout, emergency exits and escape hatches. Things will get interesting at CTA with her there, or will she even be there at all?
Will she be given a CTA 7(seven) key? LOL
A KMA club member who has been working CTA Since off probation.
Never forget what you are to Them: a political football. You will be bug on Their windshield. That goes for both of the parties. Neither of them has your back.
Former Cook County State’s Attorney Anita Alvarez has repeatedly denied that her decision to charge Chicago Police Officer Jason Van Dyke with murder in the shooting death of 17-year-old Laquan McDonald was motivated by a looming election — an allegation most recently leveled in court last month by Van Dyke’s lawyer.
But before her announcement on Nov. 24, 2015, that the white cop was being charged with killing the black teenager, Alvarez’s political campaign consultants weighed in on how to present the decision, and she was given key talking points, according to emails obtained by the Chicago Sun-Times
https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/campaign-aides-weighed-in-before-alvarez-revealed-charges-against-jason-van-dyke/
Word is, upon seeing this picture, Leo Schmitz immediately changed the ISP uniform specifications to mirror this look.
Is each star for a Department she ruined?
The line of the day...
The only thing I recall being blocky about her was her head.
Looks like those North Korean generals with ridiculous amounts of stars ,bars and medals though they never fought a war!!!!
What a disgrace to have that haggard geriatric cat lady pretending to be the police.
First thing I said to myself when I saw this photo was. Nothing like wearing an extra LARGE when you're a Super Small..... God she's Hideous looking. Who can respect that.....
Looks like something out of an old "Jerry Lewis" movie. Which way to the front..
If those are service bars on her sleeves, she’s got 120+ years on the job. If she came on at 21 years old she’s roughly 141 YEARS OLD !! By the looks of her - seems about right.
Straw Poll -
Looks like;
a) Dart.
b) James Taylor wearing Darts possum pelt.
c) Old Man Marley the neighbor from Home Alone.
d) I always wondered what ever happened to Frazier Thomas’ uniform.
She has a ring but no night-stick? Oh that is right, they are dangerous and only hurt the poor innocent victim (Perp)... Maybe that'
s where they hook her to her chair so she doesn't fall out...
her and jody weis have work out videos
my god, it's full of stars!
my god' it's full of stars!
Granny Clampett is what the icky twerp Murder Mayor aspires to be someday, in drag and still calling the shots...
I always wondered what happened to the bad guy from The old cartoon "Penelope pitstop".
GRANNY!!!!
Congrats. You look like Chester Nimitz. Not bad for some ole hag who never even made a pinch. I bet in the Bay area theres all kind of action for a girl dressed like that. WTG Granny!
That coat was medically designed especially for her osteoporosis.
She puts Captain Kangaroo to shame with all those battle awards and war medals...
she is the real police not like special ed !
Just as bad as our command staff. 95% of them never passed a promotional test, or were the real police. They are there to ensure that the resist Trump, sanctuary city agenda makes it's way into the department. They will do , and implement any policy that their handlers tell them to. Given not earned.
She needs to move to the city of big shoulders with those planks...
I've met her. She's tiny. 5'1-5'3 and at most 110
Met her once and I’d pay good money to watch her even attempt the power test. Looked like the wind would blow her away. I wonder when/if ever, was the last time she actually put handcuffs on someone?
She should be arrested for impersonating a police officer.
J.J.
Do you think she will resist when the feds haul her dumb ass away? If they can stop laughing at that uniform? It looks like she bought it at south American army surplus store. La uniforma general?
That's Noriega's parade uniform! Where'd she get it?
MC HAMMER wants his clothes back!
Thank God she’s gone!!
Her ship is the Titanic
Maybe she's been working out.
Gerry Brown is riding a moonbeam,
so I am in charge
The photo is an embarrassment for all law enforcement. Not to mention the close resemblance to Dart, another embarrassment and failed, alleged leader.
How jealous is Leo of all that Flair on that uniform?...
What exactly was her function at CDP ?????
"Some people don't do math well.
The salary bump does not cover the cost of living
and the taxes, taxes, taxes"
She come to California and steps into a $300,000 a year job. She gets a car. Works five years and life-time medical. Being as she must live in th city, a housing allowance.
She retires from whatever retirement system that she is in, and now starts retirement two. She vest in five years and get 3% a year for every years she works. All perks count, so what she will do in her last year is turn in the city car and take the $700 a month car allowance.
For you CPD folks who are looking to get out, come out to the west coast. Patrol officers start at $100,000. The big agencies are on 12 hour days, which means working three days one week, four cays the next. No one is forced to live in the city. One S.O. runs a van service out into the central valley to pick up teams so they don't have to drive.
Are the politics screwed, sure this is a democrat run state. But, retirement system is solid as a rock. Here is something "only in California. You can make your kid your retirement beneficiary, meaning when you go west for the last time your kid gets a lifetime retirement. It does mean a monthly benefit reduction, but not that much.
Must be a borrowed uniform.
To bad they can't afford a mirror for her office. What an embarrassing picture. I'll bet there's a tailor being called.
The really sad part is she is laughing all the way to the bank. Just how many pensions will she qualify for?
Playing dress-up? What happened to wearing mommy's high heels - is that too old-fashioned?
It’s like the the ol’ saying, “a picture’s worth a thousand grams of Metamucil.”
This beat old disheveled waste of lungs looks like Sasha Bara Cohen from the Dictator. Camel commander should let her take the beast of burden for a spin. At one point does a clown look at the self and think, “man, I didn’t earn any of this - I look ridiculous”?
she didn't accept the position for a pay raise...but couldn't turn down the promise of 25 stars on her new uni.
Is she the dogcatcher of the town.
Wouldn't be great to she her in cuffs being dragged to an ICE vehicle.
They want the 9th circuit to be where this plays out.
Trump and sessions out to make Rahm the example, having the 7th be the one to play it out. You know, flyover country.
Dont take yer eye off the prize, especially because of shiny and pointy objects.
Twenty-three, if there are stars on no the collars. All it needs is a cape.
Crime must be nonexistent in San Francisco. One look at that pillar of granite and even the hardest criminal would empty his bladder.
Consider this Kirkpatrick figure. She is a liberal progressive plant at the highest levels of law enforcement. She has been left wing radicalized indoctrinated with advanced degrees and has “experience” in the highest levels of big city departments as professional credentials.
In her stellar career, do you think she has ever made: A) a felony arrest or any arrest for that matter B) had to use force to effect an arrest C) had false accusations leveled upon her by and then published in anti-police websites D) testified in a criminal court E) actually patrolled an inner city high crime area F) been subjected to discipline for doing a life threatening job F) had to draw (not with crayons) her service weapon to defend herself or her partner F) been subject to a civil suit with the threat of punitive damages for protecting citizens and keeping an orderly, just society G) been in a life or death situation which in an instant and yes, irreversible decision had to be made along with its all of the negative consequences
But she is a policy wonk and an “academic” brainwashed expert. Deviating from her contributions to published department policy can land any well intentioned officer in a position of discipline, termination or imprisonment should dark democrat political forces seek to scapegoat an officer to pacify an out of control, yet loyal, voting base.She cannot uphold federal law which is in direct contradiction to the many sworn law enforcement oaths which she swore to uphold. Another lawless progressive democrat puppet in a position of absolute power.
Abandon ship! Abandon ship!
Harry Callahan: Officer Kirkpatrick, maybe you'll tell us about your most important felony arrest.
Officer Kirkpatrick: I've never made a felony arrest.
Harry Callahan: Well, maybe you'll tell us about your best misdemeanor arrest, then.
Officer Kirkpatrick: I've never made a misdemeanor arrest either.
Harry Callahan: Then what the hell gives you the right to become a Chief of Police when some men have been on the street for 10 or 15 years?
Mayor's representative: "The woman's place is in the home." Is that what you're trying to say?
Harry Callahan: Do you think this is an encounter group? I want to know what she'll do when someone points a gun at her and says, "Hit the deck!"
Mayor's representative: You're just deliberately trying to fail this candidate, aren't you?
Harry Callahan: Well, if she fails out there, she gets her ass blown off.
Officer Kirkpatrick: It's my ass! And my hard luck.
Harry Callahan: Except out there you'll have a partner. If you get blown away, he gets blown away with you. And that's a hell of a price to pay for being stylish.
Anonymous said...
She looks like Tom Dart in drag
1/19/2018 12:58:00 AM
LOL!
And it seems her hairline is running toward
her ears at the same rapid pace too...
She IS thinning...
Hmmmm...
So is Sir/Ma'am Prickwrinkle as well.
Is Progressivism the very Devil on
femininity?
We know it makes males of the species
tend to squat to pee...
"How's it going Eisenhower?"
She’s been hitting it hard on shoulder day but I bet she still skips leg day
Granny Crunch
She be the Police ? Sheeeet !
"...she was aghast at how even the other exempts would openly point and laugh.."
or maybe she quickly realized how horribly run CPD was...and what unprofessional fools some of the other exempts were.....and took the first offer to get out alive....especially once it became clear the DOJ was not coming and corruption, inadequacy and lack of accountability would thrive unfettered.
she has the uniform that fits a linebacker
Granny nominated as the best dressed Chief since Kidney Beans
Ever look at Kidney Beans shoes
Never polished. Never laced up. Holes in the Soles
I don't think Eisenhower's had that many stars and he was a five star general.
The comments in this thread are priceless
This blog never fails to deliver
Peale is banging on his coffin trying to get out so he can
strangle her
I actually have more confidence in Cap'n Crunch leading
the troops than Admiral Clampett.
And check out the starry eyed twit in the background.
What thoughts are swirling around in that pretty but
empty skull.
Yes liberalism is a dangerous disease
anybody wud look snazzy in that uniform for sure.... even better if she did a little of that "bedazzling" work on it. Think they still sell Bedazzlers on home shopping TV
http://dig.abclocal.go.com/kgo/PDF/KirkpatrickResume.pdf
Whoever named her was right on!
Looks like HELL for 58!
As someone once said, "yessum granny!"
NOT ILLINOIS. NOT LAW.
The stars on the sleeve are in place of service stripes on the Ike jackets. We used to do them until we found a source for bigger stripes. The small service stripes on shirts look silly on Ike jackets. The big stripes are a holdover from the days before collar insignia and people wore Ikes everyday, not just special occasions. It's the USN influence in California especially near the Bay Area and Long Beach. Each rank will have a different stripe.
Cop from California
If I were in the same room with her I'd think the grim reaper was after me.
Yeah, a real grizzled Combat Veteran, I bet. Probably Wounded in Action by a paper cut.
Even the lady sitting behind her is laughing. She looks downright pathetically stupid.
Looks like Granny Clampett just keeps on fucking things up.
Did she get her “life partner” an exempt job in that department like they did for her in CPD?
Be Glad she is gone. Another over promoted liberal with no street credits.
Chitcago is a shit hole. But Oakland is the shit hole of shit holes.
Sad, just sad
Didn't big shoulder pads go out in the 80s? That's 80lbs of sagging skin and bones withering underneath there.....
What exactly was her function at CDP ?????
1/19/2018 09:05:00 AM
IDNK, but WGAF? Besides, WTH is CDP?
Bring back Garfield Goose and Friends, she could be the new Frazier Thomas.
What a fuckin joke and disgrace. OMG!
Damn!
The ol' dingbat must not have ANY
mirrors in her house.
Maybe she thinks that she is Robert Conrad? I dare you to knock this car battery off my shoulder. LMAO...
"Allow me to introduce myself. I am Senior Field Marshal Admiral of the Police Army Fleet Granny Clampet and I am the direct descendent of the mountain man Jim Breecher. I need me 8 million cops, 8 million liberal american cops. Now I got a little words of warning for you would-be warriors...when you join my outfit you take on a debt. A debt you owe me personally....you will take 100 Police stars for my uniforms, taken from the uniforms of 100 real police officers, or you will die trying. Sowwwwwwn good?"
If John Lennon lived and got into cosplay...
Each star on the sleeve equals 20 years in Law Enforcement. If you figure she started at a minimum age of 21, she is roughly a 141 years old. I can honestly say, she doesn't look a day older than 105.
Kind of reminds you of Joycelyn Elders,
the U.S. Surgeon General who promoted
masturbation as a way to curb the surging
cases of AIDS. Resigned December, 1994.
People like that are intentionally placed by leftist politicians in command positions to dilute the effectiveness of police departments and further erode the morale of police officers. Any seasoned officer would look at that and just be disgusted.
Difficult to take that person seriously as someone of authority. What a sick joke.
Holy balls if she had two she would be captain kangaroo!!!!!
Come on....she bedazzled that herself!
Is this the mother on the 1980s tvshow "the golden girls"
Blogger alexander teaford said...
The stars on the sleeve are in place of service stripes on the Ike jackets. We used to do them until we found a source for bigger stripes. The small service stripes on shirts look silly on Ike jackets. The big stripes are a holdover from the days before collar insignia and people wore Ikes everyday, not just special occasions. It's the USN influence in California especially near the Bay Area and Long Beach. Each rank will have a different stripe.
Cop from California
1/19/2018 01:13:00 PM
So she has a star on her sleeve for every month she's worked there?
There are uniforms that look good, There are uniforms that look good on people then there are uniforms that make people look good. Then there are uniforms like in this case that make the wearer look like a clown and that is exactly what you have here. A clown, a circus performer for the amusement of politicians. In my view an almost total incompetent. But she can sure work it.
And check out the starry eyed twit in the background.
What thoughts are swirling around in that pretty but
empty skull.
Yes liberalism is a dangerous disease
1/19/2018 12:42:00 PM
The 'starry eyed twit' is the Mayor Libby Shaef. She cleaned house after OPD got caught up doing the deed with a teenage prostitute who's mom worked dispatch.
Check out this documentary. Proactive policing has been dead in Oakland since the end of the Vietnam war. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvpZdDI21QI
-Chicago native in Northern California
Oakland murder rate dropping steadily. Not do to police, not due to laws. Simply do to gentrification. SF is so expensive, white collars and tech bros are moving into the flatlands of Oakland, not just the hills.This, plus a growing Asian middle class is making the city more safe, slowly but surely.
Blacks and Latinos being pushed into Stockton and Modesto. It would be like if Chicago exported all of it's poverty to Rockford and Kankakee.
All Granny has to do is smile and look pretty. She will coast into a luxurious retirement funded by the Oakland taxpayers.
She looks ridiculous.
FYI: Captain Crunch recently made a Theft Case Report about a Unknown Offender stealing his uniform...
The more stars you have, the less you do!!!!
Wow! Granny has a better uniform then Leo.
Granny was like a redo of Dorothy whom, 50 years Later, got hit by another twister and she got blown out of a civilized cow town into Chicago where, after a series of misadventures, she followed that yellow brick "piss on by dogs" and Landed in Oakland which is much better suited for a token female mini-cop in drag who has sensitive feelings.
Chicago is hell for the sensitive. We are basically one big bar fight that became a city somehow.
Total liberal loser. Trump will have Sessions place her into custody when the time is perfect.
America
She looks just as stupid in that uniform as JFed did in a CPD uniform,, But at least she actually worked for a local LE instead of being an interloper like Weis
Frisco must be a lot like Chicago. If you're Politically-Correct, and Pay to Play, you too can be a Big Boss, even though you are in reality, a clueless Pinhead. Then you can retire and go on to even bigger jobs, as long as the kickbacks continue... And you get to wear a bunch of nonsensical shit on your Uniform too...
Kind of reminds you of Joycelyn Elders,
the U.S. Surgeon General who promoted
masturbation as a way to curb the surging
cases of AIDS. Resigned December, 1994.
1/19/2018 09:32:00 PM
Ahh, the good old days!
When I was at a suburban department eons ago, a Lt referred to the chief as a "Steam Boat Captain" due to all the stars, stripes, and bars on his uniform.
She doesn't stay anywhere long enough to get a uniform of her own.
Is that her big brother's blouse?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
She looks ridiculous.
1/20/2018 01:10:00 AM
She IS ridiculous.
Anonymous said...
Oakland murder rate dropping steadily. Not do to police, not due to laws. Simply do to gentrification. SF is so expensive, white collars and tech bros are moving into the flatlands of Oakland, not just the hills.This, plus a growing Asian middle class is making the city more safe, slowly but surely.
Blacks and Latinos being pushed into Stockton and Modesto. It would be like if Chicago exported all of it's poverty to Rockford and Kankakee.
All Granny has to do is smile and look pretty. She will coast into a luxurious retirement funded by the Oakland taxpayers.
1/20/2018 12:34:00 AM
Smile and look pretty? Good luck with that.
Kind of reminds you of Joycelyn Elders,
the U.S. Surgeon General who promoted
masturbation as a way to curb the surging
cases of AIDS. Resigned December, 1994.
1/19/2018 09:32:00 PM
She is a great American. Because of her I no longer feel so terribly guilty afterwards. I still feel guilty, but it isn't so terrible!
Thats Capt.Stubbing of The Love Boat with a wig.
I was sure I saw that uniform somewhere. Now I remember it was worn by His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Alhaji Dr. Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE of Uganda, Africa.
All she needs is Evil Kneivel's cape and she would be good to go.
It would seem that Granny beat it out of Spokane right when the place had turned into a shit hole. http://www.areavibes.com/spokane-wa/crime/ Violent crime and property crime, per 100,000, is higher then 98% of the communities in the USA, 192% higher then the national average. So Spokane is indeed a shit hole.
I havn't been there since the '80s but I remember a lot of bikers, thats all. I bet those pesky demographics have changed. Right now they are bragging about their community policing bringing good karma to the community. Jesus is there anywhere decent to live in this swine sty called America anymore?
And "community policing" is there answer? With some of these thoroughly criminalized communities? Bosses like Granny are the answer?
granma sure knows how to strut her stuff, who bets she turned ultra left wing liberal since she left chicago and got the job out there???
Anonymous Anonymous said...
granma sure knows how to strut her stuff, who bets she turned ultra left wing liberal since she left chicago and got the job out there???
1/21/2018 02:58:00 PM
Turned?
Is it just me, or does Granny Clampett look like she could be Tom Dart's Twin Sister ?
Eeee -Gads....
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