Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Charges

  • A Chicago Police officer was ordered held on $200,000 bail Tuesday after he was charged with aggravated criminal sexual assault and official misconduct.

    The alleged victim was a man suspected in a misdemeanor whom Carlyle Calhoun and another officer were assigned to guard at St. Bernard Hospital on Feb. 3.

    Prosecutors said that, as the victim was shackled to a bed, the officer sucked the man’s toes, grabbed his penis and took a photo of the victim as he tried to use a portable urinal. Once the two were in a bathroom, Calhoun forcibly performed a sex act on the man, prosecutors said.
If you want an actual play-by-play, go read the link up top. It's stomach turning, and even the Keesing Bandit would have trouble believing the entire episode, even after half-a-dozen of his famous white wine spritzers.

This goof made it though psychological screening? And background checks? And field training? But then we remember who dear old dad (uncle?) was and how he skated on some pretty heavy accusations for years. The media could have a field day with those IAD files.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oral Reprimand!

3/21/2018 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe dad was captain retired few years back. Total asshole.

3/21/2018 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rham pay the man... I retired and live out of state. I say 5 million with heal his wounds, and hire more bottom feeders since anyone who has a lick of sense is not going to take that job.

As for the former cop involved, he can say some nonsense like the self hating racist poleece department created an environment for him to do this--- if anyone who has grey hair on the job, will know where is defense came from. Boy I am glad I am retired😁 I would never had wanted to work with a guy like that

3/21/2018 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol, what's gonna happen to his partner.. you can strip him literally Kidney Bean... or literally strip the sexual deviant there Kidney Stone

3/21/2018 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's funny. Or not really funny. Apparently this guy has had a history of bein a creepster. And, if it's true that his father was a former Commander, it isn't surprising he's a Chicago police officer. Yet, our current Supt is quick to whack working police. Strange place we live in now. Just think: if this sexual act hadn't been exposed this young man would've been a sgt soon and a Lt soon after. No bueno

3/21/2018 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you ever sneezed on a grown man's penis?

3/21/2018 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous 29 and a day said...

who was dear old dad?

3/21/2018 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Calhoun forcibly performed a sex act on the man, prosecutors said---

Dude sounds like a BEAST😦🐷. shit, I doubt the man didnt even shower first. YUCK.

3/21/2018 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His father was one of the goofs taking a Kaepernick knee in front of headquarters a while back correct?

3/21/2018 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what happens when you lower the standards. Can you imagine how the hospital works felt about police officers after this incident. I wouldn't trust any of us; sorry just saying the way it is.

3/21/2018 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



After all thing are considered,
why is the bond so high compared
to others under Dart & Taxwinkel's
new bond policy?

3/21/2018 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey look it’s not a hair gel or a three year wonder.

Older officers can be dumbasses too. Not many dumber than this.

3/21/2018 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who was his father that the post alludes to?

3/21/2018 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another clout baby �� who would of been a commander if he kept his junk in his pants till after duty. When you ask for diverse you will get just that ! Like an idiot father , a idiot son follows. Hope he has to register as a sex offender rest of his life. Sad part he is going to cost the good city tax payers big time. The prisoner was a scum ball and mentally unbalanced threatening suicide but the cop was just another moron too. The shitty part ia that the cop will enjoy his prison time

3/21/2018 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not the 1st pervert on the job & unfortunately not going to be the last.
Not surprised he was assigned to 006, quit a few downlow punks work
in the district. Glad Corky retired before this could embarrass him. He got another
weirdo family member in 002.

Yuck yuck yuck....

3/21/2018 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Hush Hush said...

Watch and wait boys and ghouls. It will be interesting to see if the Fib-Bune or the Scum-Times find their mothball sized testicles. Creamsicle Calhoun has relations that go waaaay back daddy-o. Can the retarded Chicago journalists uncover the scandals that connect or will they continue their streak of gutless journalism where they report crime sprees with no offender descriptions? Stay tuned.....!

3/21/2018 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is stomach churning but how far you question the Keesing Bandit’s perversion, especially after numerous and potent wine spritzers.

ISYGD - I sneeze in your general direction.

3/21/2018 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this POS Corky’s Kid?

3/21/2018 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that's what I call Community Outreach... around.

3/21/2018 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just to think we are getting more and more goofs coming on this job!

3/21/2018 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well Corky wasn't that bad! Just a boozer!

3/21/2018 01:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see the apple didn't fall far from the tree - Hell, it fell right on the "Make Believe Captain Formerly Known as Prince's" foot.
It just proves the point - Garbage In, Garbage Out.

3/21/2018 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: Can someone tell me why every drunk driving arrest in Riverside makes the news? It's ridiculous. Some coppers sister must work for Chicago Breaking News!

3/21/2018 01:52:00 AM  
Blogger dave said...

Ok this is hard to belive. I dont think id believe it if i saw it on video

3/21/2018 01:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is he Corky's son or brother?

3/21/2018 02:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this a scion of Corky?

3/21/2018 03:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe the Vice Lord in question in his uncle, not his father.

3/21/2018 03:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol... could he not even wait for the "Victim's" charges to get dismissed-- I use the term "Victim" because that was how the media referred to him, and I am trying to be as liberal and gender conforming as I can-- lol

3/21/2018 03:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was he one of the select clouted clowns

3/21/2018 03:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Police Patrol Officers had nothing to do with his hiring, but they will get the blame.

3/21/2018 03:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet he has no regrets🤔🥊

3/21/2018 03:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it too late to ask if his partner is going to survive this.. lol

3/21/2018 04:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard he was always very interested in working a foot post.

3/21/2018 05:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey look it’s not a hair gel or a three year wonder.

Older officers can be dumbasses too. Not many dumber than this.

Nice try, but this is NOT a older officer. This is one if you dumb young f**ks who had to have a so called college education to get on.?

3/21/2018 05:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guy was horny.

3/21/2018 05:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10 years on the job, this goof has to step on his own dick to get caught dirty? Respect for the Police just took another hit!

3/21/2018 05:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wtf !!?!??!

3/21/2018 05:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 1st comment...LMBO!

3/21/2018 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's worse than Carlyle and they are still working.

3/21/2018 06:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this may be hard to swallow but i still prefer sparkling water over club soda for my spritzers.

3/21/2018 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s not an affordable bond for Officer Shackles. Is the public in danger of having their toes sucked? Obvious double standards in use when setting bond. Maybe the judge thought the ankle bracelet would turn him on and create more of a problem.

3/21/2018 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Taking a knee must run in the family.

3/21/2018 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wonder how many more will surface with charges against this pos. City will be writing lots of big checks because of this clown. Bet the old man is so proud, speaking of old man just who is he and why so much clout.

3/21/2018 06:54:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

There are not enough of my famous white wine spritzers in my vast collection that would make me read what went on there. For all you that know me, and there are many many of you out there that do, I consider that kind of behavior disgusting.

However, as many many many of you out there know, I am open to new ideas.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

3/21/2018 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just plain fucking sick.

3/21/2018 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pleasing the 5th... on this case give it a new meaning and whose going to foot this bill.

3/21/2018 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His father did run interference for the Vice Lords on the West Side back in the late 90s. Piece of shit.

3/21/2018 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’d say this officer is in a “toe-jam”.

3/21/2018 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK... I need clarification... Was his dad 'Corkey" or was that his uncle? I've heard conflicting reports...

We need answers!!!

3/21/2018 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You must be one sorry motherfuvker if u can’t get laid unless it’s by a criminal in shackles. This department is fucked. I’m sick of this shit

3/21/2018 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what you get when diversity is your goal & not the best person for the job. 🍕🍻

3/21/2018 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gimme an event number for a positive community interaction.

3/21/2018 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Corky is not his father, but they are related! Prisoner was looking for a pay check & found one, forceable because dummy was on duty!! The victim was gay also & his boyfriend said this was a set up! 200K bail, he would have done better to provide guns used in a murder. Could have been released on em

3/21/2018 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of charges, whatever happened to the area central gang team that did all this dirt and was walked out of Homan by the FEDS?

3/21/2018 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A lot of good physiological testing does to weed out unacceptables

3/21/2018 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pretty REVOLTING if you ask me. This PO is just one SICK Fucked up Dude.....

3/21/2018 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT: Can someone tell me why every drunk driving arrest in Riverside makes the news? It's ridiculous. Some coppers sister must work for Chicago Breaking News!

3/21/2018 01:52:00 AM
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The Chief contacts the media. He's a "look at me" type of guy and wants to highlight to the public the one thing that Riverside PD does, that's DUI's.

3/21/2018 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that he performed the 'Rusty Trombone' on the poor fellow...........

3/21/2018 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Jeff Flake will burn in hell said...

Why do I suspect that COPA would go easy on this dingleberry?

3/21/2018 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just my humble opinion on this one; that is, just wait and see what is going to occur with the new recruits coming on with IR numbers. It's going to make that class in the 80's look like seminarians.

3/21/2018 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did he get an event number for a positive comunity interaction?

3/21/2018 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

corky’s son or nephew? That’s one gang bangin, down low family

3/21/2018 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AHHHHCHOOO!

3/21/2018 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: Can someone tell me why every drunk driving arrest in Riverside makes the news? It's ridiculous. Some coppers sister must work for Chicago Breaking News!

3/21/2018 01:52:00 AM

Great question.

3/21/2018 09:10:00 AM  
Blogger Sir Donkey, esq said...

I've been told that this is Corkey's nephew, not his son. Still, grew up in the same shithole. And Corkey still lives in the same shithole, in 011, on a Captain's pension.

3/21/2018 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What an embarrassment....

3/21/2018 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did he at least get an event for a Postitive Community Interaction?

3/21/2018 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe dad was captain retired few years back. Total asshole.

Captain on the conservative vice lords...and I think it's his uncle.

3/21/2018 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Karma corky, karma.

3/21/2018 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is one of Rahms public school graduates too. Give us more Rham!

3/21/2018 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's your POSITIVE COMMUNITY INTERACTION.

That's what I call mending the "fabric of trust" between the police and the arrestees!
KMA!

3/21/2018 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All this is is a positive community interaction blown way out of proportion.

3/21/2018 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Just another clout baby �� who would of been a commander if he kept his junk in his pants till after duty. When you ask for diverse you will get just that ! Like an idiot father , a idiot son follows. Hope he has to register as a sex offender rest of his life. Sad part he is going to cost the good city tax payers big time. The prisoner was a scum ball and mentally unbalanced threatening suicide but the cop was just another moron too. The shitty part ia that the cop will enjoy his prison time

3/21/2018 01:07:00 AM


And may his address of registration be with dear old Dad...

Those two very richly deserve to be in each
other's very close company.

His Dad was another clouted/merit/political hack.

HIS misdeeds were/are LEGEND.

As we have said before about clouted/merit/political hacks
who have royally stepped in it and came out no worse
for the wear, smelling like a rose and then ascending
NEW heights at CPD?

"He has the Devil's own luck."

Clout/Merit/Politics/Race & Constituency Identity Bullshit/Pandering...

...Have ruined this job to the point that emotionally intelligent,
mentally acute, decent and fair-minded morally and ethically intact,
assertive and astute men and women are deliberately locked out
of command and policy making positions because City Hall fears
someone who cannot be bought/sold and fears even more that someone
not of their choosing eluding their notice, getting into key command
and policy positions and fucking things up by actually doing what's right.

Other than that?

We got nothin'.

Police Like You Have No Friends.

Look.
Laugh.
Leave.


3/21/2018 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what a perv, an embarrassment to decent cops

3/21/2018 10:23:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

Lookin' for love in ALL the wrong places.
rotfl

3/21/2018 10:28:00 AM  
Blogger Chip Bagg said...

I read the linked-to article.

I wouldn't have believed it until I saw his mug-shot (creepy) and read about the DNA evidence AND the picture in the cell phone (yikes). I'm now convinced. WOW. CPD has problems.

3/21/2018 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Officer knob gobbler is only a little ahead of his time progressing hug-a-thug to a whole new level. In the not so distant future, officers will be required to offer this service in the initial phases of the use of force model in order to gain compliance to a uncooperative subject. Failure to offer or perform this civil service will be considered negligence of duty.

3/21/2018 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don’t give a fuck as long as he’s paying into my pension.

3/21/2018 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really, this clown had to mess with some nasty piss bum under arrest?? Officer fucked up big time but there's a few problems with the "victim's" story here too. First, how the hell could all this happen without a nurse or tech walking in on them? If you've ever been stuck babysitting these morons at the hospital, you know that they are constantly in the room taking tests, checking vitals, and all the routine shit the patient needs. And, if the officer was doing something shady, dude could've spoke up and told the staff to get a sgt. Second, dude couldn't hit the call button for the nurse when all this was going on? I call bullshit on the victim - dude just got a free blowjob and now he's gonna get a nice payout from this dumb ass city and he knows it. He played this fool and now he's another winner in the ghetto lottery game. No grown man allows another man to touch him without his consent in a crowded hospital with people everywhere.

3/21/2018 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Was he one of the select clouted clowns
3/21/2018 03:35:00 AM

Bingo,the hiring process is "different" for these types.

3/21/2018 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did he work Boystown?

3/21/2018 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oral Reprimand!

3/21/2018 12:10:00 AM

One and done. Thank you sir.

3/21/2018 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put him in charge of the marine unit.

3/21/2018 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any truth to the rumor I heard that this goof was going to get a merit promotion to detective? If so, the calling for the whole merit process to be eliminated needs to be loud and clear!

3/21/2018 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I could really use a foot rub...

Sign me up for special employment with him!

3/21/2018 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a sick sonovabitch.

3/21/2018 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: Can someone tell me why every drunk driving arrest in Riverside makes the news? It's ridiculous. Some coppers sister must work for Chicago Breaking News!

Good question. The chief of Riverside Police loves to get his name in the news. He frequently overcharges suspects though and gets them denied. He has made a lot of enemies with Queen Fox and many prosecutors.

3/21/2018 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor has it the evidence in this case will BLOW you away 😂

3/21/2018 02:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is the nephew of the VL not his son.

3/21/2018 02:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Emanuel opens the door to relaxing police hiring standards:

https://chicago.suntimes.com/politics/three-powerful-aldermen-push-for-relaxed-police-hiring-standards/

And the great Obama:
Diversity in Law Enforcement (many, many, many pages)
https://www.justice.gov/crt/case-document/file/900761/download

Someone with 35, 30, 25, 20, 15, 10 years has to look and shrug their shoulders!

NOT ILLINOIS. NOT LAW.



3/21/2018 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Some sick motherfuckers on this job of late.

3/21/2018 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about reach out and touch someone in the community relations ......jeeeesh!

3/21/2018 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because the chief of riverside wants media attention. It's unbelievable...

3/21/2018 03:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had to scrub my eyeballs with bleach after reading what this ass clown did. Gross.

3/21/2018 03:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Sgt Sweet Baby (Alternate Response Unit, formerly from 025) said...

I don't see what the big deal is?

3/21/2018 03:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Karma skipped the Corker and landed on this idiot. The Corker always liked to parade around as he was "educated", but going to a training class at Northwestern doesn't make you an NU grad.

3/21/2018 03:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out Corkys FB page, it basically is about the injustice in the world. Coincidentally there is no posting on the idiocy of his own blood.

3/21/2018 03:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3/21/2018 12:35:00 AM

Totally different stupid then you hair gel kids.

3/21/2018 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago and the PD, are basically, a nationwide embarrassment, thanks to the Communists running the City who are deliberately trying to destroy it. And make no doubt about it, Rahm Emanuel, and his puppets, are Communists.

3/21/2018 04:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Corky lives in 010 behind the firehouse on 16 Pulaski. Total asshole.

3/21/2018 04:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He waived his right to remain silent. But during his deposition, all the court reporter could type was "hmmmmm...hmmmmm."

3/21/2018 05:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What an interesting questioning technique. Bet they all would sing like birds if this was adopted across the board.

3/21/2018 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Corky was and is a tool. Glad to see some chickens coming home to roost. Hope there is room in Corky basement looks like son will need somewhere to hide.

3/21/2018 05:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit... dude had problems, but shit-- think. He could had went over to 75th and halsted to satisfy his aggression... but rather he do what he did so I can get a laugh out of it.😀😀😀😀 I worked in shithole districts several years ago, I had a chance to lock up a politician from the south suburbs for a prostitution bit, but I was thinking about blow back-- today I don't even care, have at it...

3/21/2018 05:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Speaking of charges, whatever happened to the area central gang team that did all this dirt and was walked out of Homan by the FEDS?

3/21/2018 07:36:00 AM

Feds fucked up and grabbed the wrong guy. Someone might get charged but pinching a copper who wasn’t there might damage the case

3/21/2018 05:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "victim" had been arrested twice that week for VOOP against his gay boyfriend. I dont doubt that the victim saw an opportunity given the POs matching lifestyle. Not saying what he did was right, but I definitely believe he lured him into sucking his toes.... lmao. It just backfired on him.

3/21/2018 06:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's hug a thug. Not blow a thug.

3/21/2018 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK so the guy has a few issues. Judge not ye sinners until you find out his clout.

You might be working for him some day.

3/21/2018 06:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Have you ever sneezed on a grown man's penis?

3/21/2018 12:25:00 AM

...in the pale moonlight

3/21/2018 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best thing he can do is resign and move to San Francisco before those of us that he disgraced see him!

3/21/2018 07:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s a humdinger of a story.

3/21/2018 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous tha cadillac lounge said...

Nice kin you got there corky. oh and fuck you.

3/21/2018 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Any truth to the rumor I heard that this goof was going to get a merit promotion to detective? If so, the calling for the whole merit process to be eliminated needs to be loud and clear!

3/21/2018 01:18:00 PM

Yes, that is correct. He was actually past on the last Detective class because of a confidential friendship number. That allegation was closed with no wrongdoing found. What does an allegation have to do with changing or eliminating a meritorious pick.

3/21/2018 09:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is a Trib article mentioning Calhoun's police graduation

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2008-12-10/news/0812090436_1_police-officer-oath-core-values

"Carlyle Calhoun, 37, joined after working for years at the department as a civilian, enticed by the love of the job of officers he knew and the stories they would tell. He, too, knows of the dangers he will face, not only from criminals but also from those who may want to challenge his integrity, patience and temper.

"I'm going to treat people the way I want to be treated," he said with confidence. And if they treat him poorly? "I'm going to treat them better."

3/21/2018 10:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he had to do a TRR, What De escalation techniques did you use? R/O Sucked his toes and then... which kind of escalated things again if you know what I mean. LMAO

3/21/2018 10:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He don’t like the meat but sure likes the bone. ROTF...

3/21/2018 10:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic (but important):

Alderman Arena has been filing complaints against police officers and city employees for exercising their 1st Amendment rights by commenting on public issues. Arena's tactic is to accuse opponents of his public housing proposals of bigotry, etc.

Now it turns out that Arena, himself, has been excused of misconduct using social media to stalk and harass people whose opinions he dislikes. Take a look at the article:

http://nadignewspapers.com/2018/03/22/police-officer-files-cyberstalking-allegation-against-alderman-arena-who-issues-denial/

3/21/2018 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Feds fucked up and grabbed the wrong guy. Someone might get charged but pinching a copper who wasn’t there might damage the case
3/21/2018 05:41:00 PM

I thought it was IAD that fucked it up, so they had to turn it over to the FEDS. Great. So most likely we will have corrupt cops sitting in Callback for the rest of their careers getting a check.

3/21/2018 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok look. Whatever people want to do in private is none of my business. But dammit man, this guy sucked the damn TOES of some shithead. Thats the most nauseating thing I ever heard. Unless of course the shithead washed his stankin feet and painted his nails.

3/21/2018 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did he put hot sauce on those toes before he sucked them?

3/22/2018 12:18:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Have you ever sneezed on a grown man's penis?

3/21/2018 12:25:00 AM

...in the pale moonlight

3/21/2018 07:31:00 PM

I always ask that of all my prey

🤣🤣😂😂

3/22/2018 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe dad was captain retired few years back. Total asshole
...............................................................................

I liked captain Calhoun . As a worker, he approved dozens of arrrst reports for me. He also provided me with quality advice on how to better articulate my work without being a prick. He seemed pretty knowledgeable to me and I always appreciate his help. In addition, he was approachable, you could ask him for advice if you were on the verge of stepping on your dick.

3/22/2018 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Corky is a miserable man! He and his militant pals are haters---a real mutt.


3/22/2018 02:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Have you ever sneezed on a grown man's penis?

3/21/2018 12:25:00 AM

...in the pale moonlight

***

Holy shit. I just laughed so hard I almosted sneezed on myself!

3/22/2018 02:50:00 AM  
Blogger 30 pending and what said...

. In addition, he was approachable, you could ask him for advice if you were on the verge of stepping on your dick.

Heard he gave great advice on steppi g on someone else's dick. Allegedly.

3/22/2018 05:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Licky, sucky, smootchy, booty.

3/22/2018 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He would have made a great Dick-tective. Though toe sucker seems to be his preferred specialty.

3/22/2018 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was the timekeeper in the 003rd district for many years before becoming a police officer.

3/22/2018 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look at this pervert will ya:

http://www.nwherald.com/2018/03/21/day-after-firing-nick-provenzano-elected-precinct-committeeman-in-nunda-township/a3dj6ip/

And people actually voted for this guy?

3/22/2018 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Have you ever sneezed on a grown man's penis?

3/21/2018 12:25:00 AM

...in the pale moonlight


That right there is some funny shit

3/22/2018 01:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember him from high school. He was in the band club and played a rusty trombone.

3/22/2018 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The victim's first name was Dory and he was hungry so he had some Doritoes.

3/22/2018 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it wrong to suck another mans toes?

3/22/2018 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now he is qualified for merit sgt. Will one of the 70 exempts use there picks to promote him. He is obviously overqualified in merit terms....bahajahahhahaba

3/22/2018 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did he put hot sauce on those toes before he sucked them?
****************
LMAO on that one

3/23/2018 12:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least the officer got his licks in before he was arrested. Some sick puppies on the job in chicago but his replacement is in training so overall no loss....WTF

3/23/2018 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You cant make this shit up

3/23/2018 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This whole story just sounds really FKD up, 10 year veteran and this happens now? Has there been any prior complaints CR’s if so why is he on the streets??? Sounds staged- maybe this was a plan to rip off the city

3/23/2018 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This whole story just sounds really FKD up, 10 year veteran and this happens now? Has there been any prior complaints CR’s if so why is he on the streets??? Sounds staged- maybe this was a plan to rip off the city

3/23/2018 03:36:00 PM

It may well be, however what kind of sane person on duty would do this or anything else to a prisoner. You have got to be so desperate or just plain deranged. Sucking on some stranger’s dirty toes goes so far beyond normal behavior that I believe this individual needs some serious help.

3/24/2018 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Naturally, Uncle Corkey is all over FB letting everyone know that this story isn't true, and the charges are incorrect. Damn racist police.

3/24/2018 12:18:00 PM  

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