Friday, May 29, 2020

Psssst!

Word from HQ that the Sooper-Sekret Study Groups have received their pamphlets outlining Part II of the delayed Sergeant Exam. Nothing like getting a leg up on the competition.

We however, haven't received one. Have you?

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65 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nepotism, favoritism and politics will never end. This is so stupid so I guess the only way is to keep the promotion process test and all out of the hands of CPD personnel.

5/29/2020 05:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please god get this new sgts list out! I work in 009 and we have just gotten a bunch of morons on midnights from the new “elearning” group of sgts that I’ve ever seen. We have the M1 who is one of the biggest clueless racists who sounds like an imbecile on the radio, Then the M2 spike hair gel boy who is miserable, bitter and as dumb as they come and the m6 or whatever he is who is as clueless if not more than the M/2 hair gel idiot(if that’s even possible) Who has zero personality. I think we have gone beyond scraping the bottom of the barrel now. This crew is example number one. Time to dump the list, if these three morons are the future of our department then we’re in a whole lot more trouble than we thought.

5/29/2020 06:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Figures, NOTHING has changed....way to go Brown and Groot!!! Keep up with the same Bullshit.

5/29/2020 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They'll get the "merited" in one way or another.

5/29/2020 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they make it fair, how are they going to be able to put the useless incompetents on the job?

5/29/2020 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Start documenting everything you hear or find out about this.

Fuck their test.

Sue ‘em, win, retire, leave.

5/29/2020 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You believe this examination will be any different than the previous ones? CPD Sergeant's exam is no different than playing electronic slot machines. It's rigged. Merit promotions can be counted. I'd be willing to bet the cheaters will take the top 300-500 spots. Good luck to all who studied :)

33% merit
33%-99% cheaters
1% legit

5/29/2020 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word from HQ that the Sooper-Sekret Study Groups have received their pamphlets outlining Part II of the delayed Sergeant Exam. Nothing like getting a leg up on the competition.

We however, haven't received one. Have you?
Labels: promotions, rumors, scandals

Damn it and I just threw away my double knot merit decoder ringer...

5/29/2020 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got mine, came in roll form , so I put in the holder on the bathroom wall. I figured that’s all it’s worth !

5/29/2020 07:53:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

No surprise here.

5/29/2020 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How did you ever think this test or any other test will ever be fair the scales will always be tilted to the clouted ones because they are so stupid they can't pass the test with out favorable help

5/29/2020 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And those in the super sekret study group will just toss them aside and
not study anyway because their promotions are GUARANTEED.......
They will be the double, triple merit clueless leaders we have come to expect.
“We don’t NEED no stinkin orders”......they already know everything!

5/29/2020 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Lie~Tenant Wheezie involved?

5/29/2020 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have got to be out of your mind to want to become a Sergeant in this department. You will be the first to get fucked if something goes wrong. Fuck this city.

5/29/2020 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you all notice that the 2 sgts that beefed on the last cheated LT test are now Lts? Solved that problem. Why not cheat this test too?

5/29/2020 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There will never be a legitimate test of any kind in Chicago.

5/29/2020 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did you sign up to get one? they are emailing them to those who asked for them.

5/29/2020 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw Gene Williams in a van with a mattress on the floor at the back door of HQ with a study guide in his hands.

5/29/2020 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brown, was seen passing them out to a few of the HQ dollies. Guess he needs methane two side pieces.

5/29/2020 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Just Saying said...

“Merit” is never dead in the shithole!

5/29/2020 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

edit lives. That means a lot of cash will be changing hands soon.

5/29/2020 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I received my packet, but the only thing in it was an empty stamped and self addressed envelope to some person in the alderman’s office.

5/29/2020 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barb West heads constitutional policing so it’s all legit. Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!

5/29/2020 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They don't want nobody that nobody sent. It's the Chicago way.

5/29/2020 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

unreal....

5/29/2020 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look for merit to come back in the next promotion as well.

5/29/2020 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember Lori Lightfoot, as head of the Chicago Police Board, spent a half million dollars in city taxes and months to do a national search for a replacement to Superintendent McCarthy. One of her three choices and I believe the only CPD candidate was Eugene Williams, who was at the center of the Lt scandal. Conviently,her lapdog IG saw no scandal there.

5/29/2020 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The chess pieces are being placed as we speak.

5/29/2020 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like nothing has changed....earned not given.

5/29/2020 10:47:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Rumor has it that the second part of the test will be given at Mccormick in September. Everyone will be required to wear a face mask and all tables will be set up so that at least six feet of distance is between another test taker. Rumor also has it that the oral portion has been scrapped due to sanitization of the three microphones and headphones that will be used

5/29/2020 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Un-real. Just keep working hard. It is all on the up and up.

5/29/2020 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To those who've given monies to Bernscam, do you feel played yet?

5/29/2020 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work at HQ and I never received anything. But then again I'm not part of any super-dooper study group.

5/29/2020 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would anyone want to be a sergeant in today's world ? fuck that,too close to retirement.

5/29/2020 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the REFORM that Lock Down Larry is always talking about. The tests are all legitimate because Larry and the Brown Clown say so. Remember OIG Ferguson looked into the LT's promotional exam and found no issues. This is the same IG that's looking into the cover up of the cover up of Special Ed. Its been six months and haven't heard a peep out Ferguson's office about the big investigation into the Johnson cover up. All under the watchful eye of Larry the Reformer.

5/29/2020 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A pamphlet?
Angry Toad getting heat from the Office of Constitutional Policing, Consent Decree Division because they have some preferences stagnating on the list?
So wait on Larri’s nod that the City can enter into Phase 5, only then can the regular recruits Academy can resume, promo tests likely after Labour Day.
We’re only going into a partial Phase 3(a) on Wednesday, (b),(c), (d) each week thereafter.
Chances of Phase 4 prolly comes after July 6th are 50/50.

5/29/2020 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man I'm sick of this Sh%#t! If you can't pass the test you dont deserve it! PERIOD!

5/29/2020 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yup same old shit as usual

5/29/2020 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would anyone in their right mind,even want to be a sergeant in today's world ?????

5/29/2020 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EXAMSCAM

The Chicago Way. Shameless and in your face.

5/29/2020 03:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got clout what you about!!

5/29/2020 04:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

100% Merit (clout)

5/29/2020 04:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you take and test and don't get it "fool me once shame on them" if you take the test again "shame on you" .......

So endeth the lesson.

5/29/2020 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

33% merit
33%-99% cheaters
1% legit

5/29/2020 07:08:00 AM

0% legit

5/29/2020 05:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the answers to CPD tests were not given out no one would ever pass. Not saying your stupid or anything but........ Yea guess I am proof of that is your FOP or better known as FLOP. You keep making bad choice after bad choice after bad choice. Guess you really can't fix stupid.

5/29/2020 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Easiest job in the department by far. “Hardest” part of the day is logging cars. And that’s simple. TRRs are simple as a supervisor. Pursuits are simple as a supervisor and leave everyone alone and it’s a simple job.

5/29/2020 05:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man I'm sick of this Sh%#t! If you can't pass the test you dont deserve it! PERIOD!

I’ve worked so hard in a unit to earn this promotion. Watch officers have no clue how much effort it takes to be in a unit. Sure I know very little about patrol operations but that’s because I was quickly recruited to intelligence then the FBI task force came begging for my services. I’m sure you’ve heard it before. The bright one don’t stick around. Plus I’m a bad test taker and my brother’s the commander. I can be black, white, yellow, green, brown, red and LGBTQ. Really doesn’t matter what matters is I deserve the long overdue promotion.

I’m looking forward to meeting everyone on the watch.

5/29/2020 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Please god get this new sgts list out! I work in 009 and we have just gotten a bunch of morons on midnights from the new “elearning” group of sgts that I’ve ever seen. We have the M1 who is one of the biggest clueless racists who sounds like an imbecile on the radio, Then the M2 spike hair gel boy who is miserable, bitter and as dumb as they come and the m6 or whatever he is who is as clueless if not more than the M/2 hair gel idiot(if that’s even possible) Who has zero personality. I think we have gone beyond scraping the bottom of the barrel now. This crew is example number one. Time to dump the list, if these three morons are the future of our department then we’re in a whole lot more trouble than we thought.

5/29/2020 06:13:00 AM


Yeah you hit the nail on the head. I came back from furlough and was amazed at how our watch completely turned upside down. We use to have great sgts in 009 on midnights. Maybe they are just too new but you’re lucky if they even interact with you or smile. And stop calling us kids, you sound ridiculous, you’ve been a sgt for like 1 month and didn’t even pass real sgt training. Bad enough we are on midnights we have to do it with bad supervisors.

5/29/2020 06:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

received my packet, but the only thing in it was an empty stamped and self addressed envelope to some person in the alderman’s office.

5/29/2020 09:28:00 AM

Last I heard, many years ago, going rate 10K. But account for inflation and risk of jail time or at least wire wearing aldacreatures and possible indictments lol

5/29/2020 07:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now this is not corroborated, but I “heard” from a female black PO that was left out of the current Sgt. secret study group, that none other than hood rat Fenner is hosting one of these groups. Again, not corroborated, but a scorned woman has all the incentive to spill the beans.

5/29/2020 07:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of A Tale Of Two Fathers.
Setting: late 1970s Rust Belt
One head strong yute, having a newly minted sheepskin
from the (let's get) high school, says "I'm following my
dad's footsteps into the steel mill, work hard, save money
and get married."
Another yute thought he would do the same until Daddy
said "Over my dead body. The mill is dead end, son, find
something else."
Yute #1 was ahead of the game for about 5 to 7 years ---
right up until the mills began to close down.

5/29/2020 08:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:08AM.....

Not that bad, but you need to know what you’re up against.

At the Sgt. level, you’re competing for about 50% of the promotions. 30% “merit”, about 20% more have the test/answers.

For Lt., it’s tighter. 30% “merit”, another 50% have test/answers.

5/29/2020 08:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it true that the last transfer order was wrong with multiple less senior people making bid and unions saying tough luck

5/29/2020 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sergeants prep guide has been available.

It’s Exactly what Bernstein said it would be.

5/29/2020 11:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s true some special group has the part 2 guide. Click on image.

IMG_3501.jpeg

5/30/2020 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man I'm sick of this Sh%#t! If you can't pass the test you dont deserve it! PERIOD!

I’ve worked so hard in a unit to earn this promotion. Watch officers have no clue how much effort it takes to be in a unit. Sure I know very little about patrol operations but that’s because I was quickly recruited to intelligence then the FBI task force came begging for my services. I’m sure you’ve heard it before. The bright one don’t stick around. Plus I’m a bad test taker and my brother’s the commander. I can be black, white, yellow, green, brown, red and LGBTQ. Really doesn’t matter what matters is I deserve the long overdue promotion.

I’m looking forward to meeting everyone on the watch.

5/29/2020 06:15:00 PM

LMFAO thanks for the laugh

5/30/2020 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor has it that the second part of the test will be given at Mccormick in September. Everyone will be required to wear a face mask and all tables will be set up so that at least six feet of distance is between another test taker. Rumor also has it that the oral portion has been scrapped due to sanitization of the three microphones and headphones that will be used

5/29/2020 11:19:00 AM

Buddy, there is always an oral on these tests. It’s just that no one is interested in your oral skills.

5/30/2020 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just keep working hard.

5/30/2020 01:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if the hard drive that went missing during the investigation into the 3 cheating Female noble members working at HQ was taken by IAD, and when they discovered what was on it, it stayed missing. It would explain why so many from IAD made Lt.

5/30/2020 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To those who've given monies to Bernscam, do you feel played yet?

5/29/2020 12:07:00 PM

Show some respect, will ya? It's Doctor Bernscam!

5/30/2020 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Some study for the the test, some study the test."- Fenner.

5/30/2020 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“33% merit, 33%-99% cheaters,1% legit“. 5/29/2020 07:08:00 AM

“0% legit” 5/29/2020 05:17:00 PM

– passing to go on to Part 2 with a score of 49. Now That’s Legit, 101% !!!

5/30/2020 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm shocked!


https://youtu.be/SjbPi00k_ME

5/30/2020 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sergeants prep guide has been available.

It’s Exactly what Bernstein said it would be.

5/29/2020 11:25:00 PM

Part deuce

5/30/2020 02:29:00 PM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

"...No one is interested in your oral skills..."

I beg to differ.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/31/2020 08:03:00 AM  

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