Coromoto Comes to Chicago
Formally known as Heladería Coromoto
Democrats everywhere are praying that an illegal immigrant - the younger the better - freezes to death this weekend.
Fata$$ would love to see it here in Chicago, but he'd settle for anywhere. Then he'll have another story to prove the heartlessness of the Texas governor and anyone else who thinks the border should be enforced.
As that sawed-off 9.5 runt said, never let a crisis go to waste.
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posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
72 Comments:
How about the heartlessness of Joe Biden? He’s the one allowing this crises. And by the way…why is Texas responsible for providing for everything for the illegals? It’s the federal government’s fault this invasion is happening. The federal government should be providing everything.
If it were to happen, it should be tossed back at the huge belly of Governor Hugeness Fatass because there are plenty of things he could have done to avoid it. Start with the governor's mansion. He is never there. MK is in Florida. Open those doors and let the illegals reside there. And, let the chef stay so the illegals can order only the finest food. They need their strength so they can go job hunting.
Fat boy calls Texas gov "heartless". Conehead would have had people in tents this week ahead. You tell me which one lacks any human decency. Praying NOBODY, citizen or illegal, young or old, of any and all ethnicity, gender, or sexual orientation dies from this weather. But darn it, knowing the PTBs, I fear SCC is spot on. JB, how do you sleep at night?
I think it would back fire. It shows he is not doing enough.
It's below zero outside right now where I live.
Inside it's 70F, the lights are on, I am eating chunks of a fresh pineapple from Hawaii. Life is good.
You laugh. These communist bastards are just itching to force these illegals into your homes. They're already actively planning it in NYC and Massachusetts.
Papi-sicle.
It's 2 am and it's minus one degrees outside anyone know if Subway is open?
Of course Fatass doesn't mention the wide open border as the main cause of potential death no thanks to Biden. How many illegals have died on the way to the border because of Bidens reckless border policy.
Keep those migrants coming!
“Fear and loathing at Brooklyn’s Floyd Bennett Field: Neighbors fuming over migrants’ ‘lawlessness’”
By Social Links for Georgia Worrell , Social Links for Matthew Sedacca and Social Links for Rich Calder
Published Jan. 13, 2024, 1:11 p.m. ET NewYorkPost.com
Once and for all. The line : " never let a (good) crisis..." can be traced to Machiavelli. Used by Churchill. Did not originate in the pea brain of ballet practitioner and ex mayor Rhamberg Rabbit - playmate and courtesan of Garfield Goose King of the United States. Bye for now boys and girls.
Hmmm, the Porkchop left out another salient argument,,,for shame that Abbott is sending all those buses. After all, they operate on diesel fuel and Abbott is contributing to the furtherance of climate change with those nasty emissions.
The Dems are manipulating the truth from every angle to cover their asses from one of the biggest failures in modern American history. In Pork Chops case, after sponsored legislation and Executive orders, there is not enough cover for that fat ass.
Hopefully some of these goons decide to buy a one way ticket back to whatever tar pit they crawled out of.
Ghouls.
Politicians are Ghouls.
if anyone is to blame, it's Biden, Harris & MayorkASS
Retired in Texas. ……
It’s cold as a witches tit (oops I’m mean breast, can’t say that either….i mean chest) here too.
After being in the 70s, wind chills are in single digits so screw Gov Rumpapotomous.
Stay safe everyone in blue!!!!
true dat
Mucho Frio Pedro.
Oh yeah..
Love all those single digit day temps coming. Maybe the migrants will regret their choices.
Mmmm salt water shellfish and avocado ice cream. la Michoacana has some serius competition. New flavor called hockeypuck migrant coming up.
Sunday 8 am Central time. Chicago - 10 degrees F , Caracas Venezuela 80 degrees F. Shout out to Miss Durkin 4th grade geography teacher at St. Gabe’s circa 1970. What elite east coast finishing school did Fatass attend?
There are 791 Hyatt hotels owned by the Pritzker family. Can't they see it in their heart to remove paying guests and move in a few thousand immigrants. That would certainly reflect his compassion while supporting his diversity, equity and inclusion mantra.
I think it would back fire. It shows he is not doing enough.
It doesn't matter how much he does. This is a continuing crisis. It can not go on forever.
How many more have to be admitted into the country to show our compassion?
10 million?
20 million?
50 million?
The horde of migrants pouring into the country is an existential threat to the survival of the United States. But then it is obvious that the shadow government running this country is completely committed to the destruction of the United States.
If you declare you state and city "sanctuary" you sent the invitation. Once those people are here they are your responsibility. This is true in the city in particular where ironically those who call Trump a threat to democracy blocked a city wide vote on the sanctuary policy.
It's 2 am and it's minus one degrees outside anyone know if Subway is open?
Only in MAGA country.
JustHereForThePaycheck said...
Papi-sicle.
Spit my morning coffee out on this one. Good stuff.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
It's 2 am and it's minus one degrees outside anyone know if Subway is open?
Only in MAGA country.
1/14/2024 09:34:00 AM
Anytime it gets this cold from this point forward should be called a Juicy Smollett weather warning.
"It's 2 am and it's minus one degrees outside anyone know if Subway is open?"
If so, it's noose to me.
791 Hyatt hotels in the US. Direct the buses to every Hyatt hotel and tell the migrants they will be provided with a room for as long as they'd like. The lobbies of the hotels will also be used as intake centers where they will all get citizenship . It's on Gov. Hog Head. Lol
JB has how many houses? That have how many bedrooms? And he can’t take some of these poor Asylum Seekers into his home? I’m sure he could even remove the toilets from his bathrooms and turn them into bedrooms. Cmon JB, show us how big your heart is. I know you have your 8th booster by now.
I honestly believe that Pritzker's main priority in life is his billions of dollars. Government and politics to him are just something to do because he is bored and has never had to work in his life. I don't have anything against people working hard and becoming successful and prosperous in business and life. Even if people inherit a ton of money, good for them. But, there is just something wrong about someone hording that much money all for himself. A billion dollars is an incredible amount of money and no one should keep that much money just for yourself. How much shit do you really need?
Saturday night at harold Washington library probably about 200 immigrants staying on lower level of library. 3 food trucks giving out free food to our guests.
Open your hotels, fat ass you want everybody else to have skin in the game you have none why is it also that we are supposedly a sanctuary state but yet they are dumping them all in the city of Chicago oh I know why, because our mayor is really a piece of shit just a punk, coward, puppet teachers union clown, bought and paid for by the Chicago teachers union and you keep them where you want them governor because he won’t say anything sickening disgusting will he blames black wife again?
FJB,LGB,fata$$ JB , conehead BJ are the cause of illegal immigrants coming across border and into our city.
Why aren’t migrants placed in fieldhouse gyms,CPS school hallways,libraries? Because they want to pay union bus operators 1 1/2 pay , waste diesel fuel and waste that $30,000,000 every month building tents ,taking down tents , filling lots it’s g4avel. Follow the money 💰
Do not eat the yellow snow cone
Democrats engineered this. The come one come all broadcast in SA did the job. The fuckers on the ground financed by congress are unidentifiable. Who is to blame for this again?
Freeze dummies. The debit cards issued to you are good at the airport.
" Anonymous Anonymous said...
It's below zero outside right now where I live.
Inside it's 70F, the lights are on, I am eating chunks of a fresh pineapple from Hawaii. Life is good.
1/14/2024 12:43:00 AM"
Liar, as no pineapples are brought to the mainland from Hawaii anymore. Few pineapples are even grown in Hawaii for local use now. All pineapples seen in stores today are from Costa Rica!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12960405/amp/Brandon-johnson-chicago-mayor-migrants-taxes-interview.html
As that sawed-off 9.5 runt said, never let a crisis go to waste
Lest we forget the trans, lesbian, curmudgeon, singing sensation that was hung like a horse...
SCC, who was the boss that went to the new academy in plain clothes and walked past officers without any identification. Officers tried to question him and he he said he didn’t need to show the officers anything. Rumor is there was a CR pulled.
Hey fat fuck you progressive socialist democrats are solely responsible for this Illegal Alien Invasion ! This is a direct consequence of your open border policy, and are responsible for all this ongoing carnage ! This fat mother fucker is concerned about some dam Illegals catch there death of cold, but is unconcerned about Legal homeless Americans freezing to death ! All while basking his big fat greasy fucking ass in the sun down in his Florida mansion ! A big Fuck You from all of us Pigster !
Oh he's got it. Texas National Guard prevented border patrol from rescuing three illegals drowning while crossing the river including two children media reports.
Media also reported illegal immigrants getting whipped by agents on horseback.
So...are you buying it?
The place these people came from? It's currently 75 degrees and balmy there. Seems they may not have done sufficient due diligence. It's always a good idea to have money, lodging, and a visa squared away before venturing into...someone else's country. It's something I like to do, anyway. But hey, I hear hypothermia is a peaceful way to go. Welcome to Chicago.
I'm issuing a BOLO.
Keep your heads on a swivel for those wacky Nigerian types. Can you believe it's a five year anniversary already? Jan 29, 2019 am I right?
Hyatt Hotels don't have to move-in any illegals to benefit from the 'crisis' a shortage of hotel rooms is all they need to jack up prices
A politically correct alternative is "Wiccan individuals with front holes, experiencing thermally-challenged titfulness".
Anonymous said...
Retired in Texas. ……
It’s cold as a witches tit (oops I’m mean breast, can’t say that either….i mean chest) here too.
After being in the 70s, wind chills are in single digits so screw Gov Rumpapotomous.
Stay safe everyone in blue!!!!
1/14/2024 07:09:00 AM
If I was running Subway I'd be selling Hoaxies instead of Hoagies and MAGA club sandwiches in honor of the upcoming anniversary
Obviously a CTU/CPS graduate that can't count
Thousands more migrants in Chicago than previously reported, city officials say – Chicago Tribune/MSN
January 13, 2024
A spokesperson for Chicago’s Office of Emergency Management reported an additional 4,468 migrants in its total census count of migrants Thursday morning. The total number of asylum-seekers who have come to Chicago since August 2022 was reported as just over 30,000 the day before.
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Can the CPS grads do the right-sizing math tho?
City preparing to ‘right-size’ migrant shelters due to budget constraints – Chicago Sun-Times
January 14, 2024
“It’s going to increase the levels of homelessness in a way that I know the city is not ready for,” said Ald. Andre Vasquez, chair of the City Council’s Committee on Immigrant and Refugee Rights. The new shelter that opened recently at a shuttered CVS Pharmacy in the Little Village neighborhood was established and bankrolled by the state.
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Hey Brandon Johnson what do you say how many migrants did you freeze today..
Wait wut? "can you hear me they are sent here from TEXAS ALREADY FROZEN>" lol
La Michoacana, which one?
Anonymous said...
Mmmm salt water shellfish and avocado ice cream. la Michoacana has some serius competition. New flavor called hockeypuck migrant coming up.
1/14/2024 08:54:00 AM
"Heladería Coromoto was founded in 1980 or 1981 by Manuel da Silva Oliveira, an immigrant from Portugal."
Yes, people used to emigrate to Venezuela.
"For unknown reasons, Oliveira no longer patrons the store"
Hmmm, I wonder why...
watch out for the MAGA hat wearing Nigerians!!!
Stay out out there yall
Anonymous Anonymous said...
If you declare you state and city "sanctuary" you sent the invitation. Once those people are here they are your responsibility. This is true in the city in particular where ironically those who call Trump a threat to democracy blocked a city wide vote on the sanctuary policy.
1/14/2024 09:32:00 AM
110% correct sanctuary state and doesn't federal law Trump state law and state law Trump municipal law? So with that being true why are these suburbs allowed the "not in my backyard" philosophy and escorting the criminals here lights and sirens? Answer beacuse we have an empty head as leader,and way to many aldermen that do nothing, just collect a check. Did you know in the budget quite a few got more staff members for 2024 let the lemmings be damned!
Anybody know where Juicy Smollet is tonight?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
SCC, who was the boss that went to the new academy in plain clothes and walked past officers without any identification. Officers tried to question him and he he said he didn’t need to show the officers anything. Rumor is there was a CR pulled.
1/14/2024 12:38:00 PM
Whether this happened or not, do not EVER refer to a cocksucker like this as a “boss”. He is a punkass “supervisor”. And if you can’t figure out the difference, you need to get some time on the job, kid. And don’t bother calling FLOP Central looking for answers until the weather gets a lot warmer it’s too cold for us to open.
(OT) so went to the credit union got the approval got the check so you can buy a car real simple process really nice people to deal with. However, when you go to buy a used car certified or not, you really have to check on them I was looking at a one owner vehicle as many of us. Do we want something nice I asked who the owner was they wouldn’t tell me which is fine, so where do I find out after talking to a friend of mine who works for one of the major rental car companies enterprise he was telling me that they are buying vehicles and after they get so many miles on them they are used at that point they trade them in or a dealer buys them at auction, so yes it is a one owner vehicle however who would wanna buy a rental car even though it was one owner how many drivers didn’t have 500 200 who knows so just something to let everybody know because I know we all like nice vehicles. Be careful with these dealers they’re getting worse.
Anonymous said...
Anybody know where Juicy Smollet is tonight?
1/14/2024 04:57:00 PM
Knowing his proclivity for a certain type of meat, he’s likely inhaling a footlong somewhere outside of Maga Country.
Are you feeling safe flying? They’re flying these people everywhere flying everybody and let’s see what Joe Biden is doing now and Peter the waste of space.
FAA’s diversity push includes focus on hiring people with ‘severe intellectual’ and ‘psychiatric’ disabilities
FAA says people with 'severe' disabilities are most underrepresented segment of federal workforce
https://www.foxnews.com/us/faas-diversity-push-includes-focus-hiring-people-severe-intellectual-psychiatric-disabilities
Wonder if they're thinking," I should have stopped in Cancun when we passed it."
This is an interesting channel to Chicago compares 1972 to now it’s very interesting shows policing and other things really nothing has changed except as it says in here more white moved out in 1972. It’s really good.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OS14GHmhA08
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anybody know where Juicy Smollet is tonight?
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At the Owe-bamas..
It’s snowing in Dallas right now and 16 degrees . They’d freeze down here too .
Texas is not a sanctuary state .. they don’t need Democratic voters . Plenty of work in Texas if some want to work . But alas - no . Easier to go to those cities that will gib them every thing for free.
Keep your squad car doors locked so you stay nice & warm, if unlocked those people have experience in getting 15 to 20 people in any type of vehicle
Juicy Smell-It has lost his taste for Subway sandwiches and now prefers Venezuelan chorizo.
Anonymous said...
Anybody know where Juicy Smollet is tonight?
1/14/2024 04:57:00 PM
Tent cities all over Chicago are resonating with the sounds of Muy Frio!
Look at all the irreversible damage Biden & company have done to the country in just three years.
2024 is it folks. If we don't regain control of the country, it's over.
https://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/2020/02/about-damn-time.html
A question was asked above Gov. Fatass how do you sleep at night?? The answer, with a CPAP because he’s so fat!! On a reinforced California king size bed because….. he’s so fat!! With tons of breadcrumbs & scraps of cookies & potato chips….. because he’s so fat he must maintain his onslaught of working to close the close up those arteries. Sooner da better than the Lt. Gov. Gets a shot & we KNOW what a pot smoking Latina she will be pulling for.
No one is freezing . The recent coming in are camping out at Harold Washington library which is being used as a warming center this Weeknd. They are more taken care of than out homeless population..
Hope the temperature stays in negatives all month.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
There are 791 Hyatt hotels owned by the Pritzker family. Can't they see it in their heart to remove paying guests and move in a few thousand immigrants. That would certainly reflect his compassion while supporting his diversity, equity and inclusion mantra.
1/14/2024 09:23:00 AM
Which is why we only stay’s at Hilton branded motels and hotels. The Hilton family is conservative Roman Catholic.
Nah, it will reflect on Brandon. So far, any available polling is calling this a disaster for him. A death will only make him look even more incompetent.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
There are 791 Hyatt hotels owned by the Pritzker family. Can't they see it in their heart to remove paying guests and move in a few thousand immigrants. That would certainly reflect his compassion while supporting his diversity, equity and inclusion mantra.
1/14/2024 09:23:00 AM
Which is why we only stay’s at Hilton branded motels and hotels. The Hilton family is conservative Roman Catholic.
1/15/2024 10:37:00 AM
ummmm... Have you seen "One Night in Paris"?
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