Paging the Keesing Bandit
Though we think KB's standards are a bit higher than people like this (seen on the CTA):
Speaking from experience, there is no "narcan" for those famous white wine spritzers.
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
Saturday, March 30, 2024
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66 Comments:
"do drugs safely" wtf
Sometimes narcan and sometimes narcan’t…
You could pack fentanyl test strips and narcan... OR you could not use drugs that are notorious for being laced with fentanyl, and aren't particularly good for you even when they're "pure." If you've chosen to use extremely addictive and harmful drugs, that also happen to be illegal, I have no sympathy for you... none. Keep rolling those dice and thinking you'll be fine. Keep relying on someone else to look out for your safety and health, instead of you doing so for yourself. Junkies don't want narcan because it kills their high. They know fentanyl is everywhere, but they keep buying unknown substances from the least trustworthy people on the planet, just hoping they'll get lucky. Fuck 'em if they get a bad batch of whatever. And for those who say it could happen to anyone... no, it couldn't. It happens to those who choose it. You can't get addicted to things without trying them. You can't really try them without knowing they're highly addictive at this point. Pain management, severe depression, trauma, or whatever excuse you want to use to justify using dangerous drugs, just doesn't fly with me. There are alternatives, and they aren't any harder to access than illegal drugs are. Pick your poison, and hope your drug dealer is as concerned with purity and quality control as the doctors and pharmaceutical companies are. I'll just laugh at the stupidity of those who die from their chosen addiction.
Well, Don't do dope....
Look to Jesse for hope.
Remember that one...
Your tax payer dollars at work, not just for the signs, but for the Narcan, so the people can have “a good time safely.” Somebody is getting rich off drug addicts and Big Pharma always finds a way to get their cut.
Hey there, dorky-girl cute Chicago public librarian, my safe word is "Dewey decimal system".
“Have a good time safely”??? 🤦♂️ I can’t believe they’re advertising narcan with a slogan that states illegal and dangerous drug use is having a good time. Truely pathetic.
“Speaking from experience, there is no "narcan" for those famous white wine spritzers.”
Nope, there ain’t.
White wine spritzers = Keesing Bandit Inyourcan.
Nor is there any "narcan" for the Keesing Bandit himself, as the honored and privileged visitors of his pretty loft will joyfully attest.
"I've got the sweetest hangover, I don't want to get over."
Show us the video.
No need to worry.
It won't be instantly uploaded to a hundred porn clip sites.
An onlyfans account would certainly pad your pension income.
Both of your pension income's.
Ah, true something is a joy to observe......
Hmmm, why doesn't this PSA campaign have the otherwise obligatory stock photos of
- veiled Muslim woman
- lesbian couple with a baby
- black husband and his white wife
Good, I'll get some for the medical bag.
You never know, China might start dumping a white powdery substance on us from a spy balloon.
I’m surprised the graphic artist behind the advertisement wasn’t WOKE by using a Wyyyye male.
geezus, how far the city has descended into shit... Remember when you went to libraries to LEARN?
fucking Democrats...
How about stop using and if you do use it’s the risk that you take the ultimate high is death have at it
Bust out druggies seldom gather at libraries
If they did read, they probably wouldn’t be bust outs.
Are you required to use Narcan?
My safe words are "notify the watch commander"
Now Kees me, you fool!!
“Have a good…..”
How do you tell kids not to use drugs when the city is advertising drug use as a good time.
Being a junkie is "having a good time" ? Sedate the sheeple!
Only armatures get headaches from too many spritzers.
Just a thought but maybe the sign should say somewhere "Don't use Fentanyl recreationally."
While we're here, maybe includ have an Ifak kit too.
My safe words are: Let go!
i guess the just Say No campaign is officially dead
The ruling class, you know the one that keeps people fighting over race, have ran a masterful operation in normalizing society destroying behaviors. Their goal is to destroy traditional American values that were founded on the Constitutional Republic (not a fucking “democracy”).
Violence is widely accepted in Chicago as the norm. How many kids or what manner of death would it take to shock the average Chicagoan?
Drug use, as illustrated by this ad, normalized. They’ve completely decimated the Black community.
Now they’re working on the reverse racist anti-white DEI ideology.
Also working on convincing people to accept that an individual can choose their gender or chop off their private parts.
The oligarchy-communists, the folks who put Epstein and Diddy (and that’s just the tip of the iceberg) in positions to lure weak people into compromising positions in order to control them and outcomes on the greater population, they’re laughing at the complete destruction they’ve created. All the while convincing you this type of behavior is normal.
This is just another reason not to take my kids to the library. Why the fkn library, this is ridiculous.
This is just another example of how some people stay where they are.
If you need Narcan you have probably never been in a library.
Wow, aren't library's supposed to be for children, nothing like a bunch of junkies "having a good time" hanging out with our little one. Trannys, junkines, whats next.
Why save junkies?
Aren't most of them thieves and burglars..
"Only armatures get headaches from too many spritzers"
No stealing the Kissing Bandits lines.
You're shitting me, right !?!? This is for REAL !? These are placards on public transportation !?!
I guess if the CTU can't teach little Johnnie how to read, it's the next best use for libraries.
Why not just let Darwin do the work and let the problem solve itself ?
The other day I was walking downtown, do not remember what brought me to this dark and uninviting alley in the annals of the city. However, I thought I was being followed, no, it must have been my mind playing tricks on me, yet, I heard something moving very fast behind me. Before I had time react, something said, “Now, keees me you fool!” Before I knew it I walked out that alley with numerous lipstick kisses all over my head and face…I was victimized by the Kissing Bandit, he struck again and I loved it. Is it wrong?
I don't get out much so I was a little surprised on a recent road trip to Tulsa when I found vending machines dispensing Narcan (generic) for free at I-44 rest stops.
Times are a changing.
Between the "un-housed", drag queen story hours, and addicts looking for Narcan and test strips, what else to libraries do these days?
Who's the moron who came up with this ad idea.
Wait,,, dat beez racist to show a black man and illegal drugs,,,,,
Ya, you should carry the Narcan for the loser in life who doesn't care about theirs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Z2P7S3CiM&list=RDNST4Z2P7S3CiM&start_radio=1
You might have to sit though a Bi-Den ad to watch as
Hochul leaves wake for slain NYPD Officer Jonathan Diller after confrontation
How many families would associate Heroin with good times, only in Chicago.
Anything for money an rent the sign space. Looks disgusting.
What do you expect from a Demorat state ran by nothing but LIBTARDS. Glad I retired and moved to Florida where that garbage is not excepted
Anonymous said...
Hey there, dorky-girl cute Chicago public librarian, my safe word is "Dewey decimal system".
3/30/2024 12:51:00 AM
Tell me you've never been to a Chicago Public Library without telling me you've never been to a Chicago Public Library. Boss Daley's precinct captain's wives are still working.
Safe word “dirt nap” permanently cured
NARCAN means slow death nothing more. The junkie who doesn't die today, will die tomorrow. .
Shhhhhhhh! You in the library. Use common courtesy when you stick that spike in yo arm.
Who's the moron who came up with this ad idea.
3/30/2024 11:47:00 AM
The one in the selfie pic?
My safe words are Natural Selection.
By all means...Use!!!
Librarians are bigger leftys than teachers if you can believe that.libraries today are for free movies and video games and a free baby sitting service while the homeless whack off watching porn. The librarians strenuously oppose any online censorship in the library. I think the seiu represents the wipers who clean the screens after homeless jenkins squirts them up. One thing I will never understand after living thru the seventys is why anybody tries heroin the first time. It's a death drug and everyone knows it, not too many get clean from that shit. I don't know I guess I'm just old.
A LIVE Dope Fiend is a potential Source of Information and/or Witness. Their possible future Intelligence Value is the principal reason to keep them alive. Humanitarian interests are secondary.
Am I the only one who is disgusted by the constant bombardment of feminine gay black “art” and ads on cta bus stops ? Disgusting and so over played over and over. And ironically I’m gay and I couldn’t imagine having being a white straight male that has to expose his children to this crap
So, you can't have it both ways. Either habitual drug use is a disease or it's a good time. Typical liberal assholes talking out of both sides of their glory-hole!!!
The city stoops to a new low. Are you f***king kidding me. Heroin addiction is a “good time?” What the f** ck! Great idea to welcome filthy disease ridden hypes to the library. Come right in. They will fit in with the homeless and mentals already there. Maybe they can all have a “good time” at the library together, masturbating to child porn on city computers. This makes me sick.
My famous white wine spritzers are all natural.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
"...Keeping Bandit inyourcan..."
That all depends on your can.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Only the honored and privileged make it to my pretty loft. No slugs allowed.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Horrors. There is a Keeping Bandit impersonator out there.
No keeses for him!!!!
Who is this Kissing Bandit of which you speak?
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
let these people die who ingest fentanyl or similar drug willingly or even when it is mixed in other drugs, they made their chioce and accepted the risks. only use narcan for people who get contact high
"... And ironically, I'm gay..."
No problem there. Stop over to the pretty loft anytime for my unlimited white wine spritzers.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
The other day I was walking downtown, do not remember what brought me to this dark and uninviting alley in the annals of the city. However, I thought I was being followed, no, it must have been my mind playing tricks on me, yet, I heard something moving very fast behind me. Before I had time react, something said, “Now, keees me you fool!” Before I knew it I walked out that alley with numerous lipstick kisses all over my head and face…I was victimized by the
Kissing Bandit, he struck again and I loved it. Is it wrong?
3/30/2024 10:30:00 AM
Well, it was your wet dream, so you get to define that.
I like the word "Darwinism". Narcan interferes with the Charles Darwin awards. Nature can be a cruel but much needed. For your enjoyment, I give you....https://darwinawards.com/
Who is this Kissing Bandit of which you speak?
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
3/31/2024 06:26:00 AM
The one keesing fools?
What’s with the libraries? First they put subsidized housing above them, now they are attracting junkies? Aren’t libraries at least supposed to be used by CPS children being all they can be?
NARCAN should be reserved for innocent people who were exposed to this shit accidentally or had it forced upon them by some criminal...
Everyone using illegal drugs of their own volition? Fuck 'em. We're not engaging in necromancy for them.
Who is the Kissing Bandit?
There is a huge difference between a kiss and a kees.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
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