Good Headline at CWB
Good....but not great:
- Migrant carjacked by migrants outside migrant shelter - A group of migrants attacked, robbed, and carjacked another migrant outside the city’s shelter at 1358 North Elston, across from the Salt Shed, on Monday evening. Police said the victim refused to pursue felony charges, but two men were charged with misdemeanors.
It would have been better as:
- Illegal carjacked by illegals outside illegal shelter
But CWB has to play nice because they have paying subscribers and we understand.
In the meantime, it's amusing to see the illegals turning on each other. How very Chicago of them.
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Migrant carjacked by migrants outside migrant shelter? LOL!!
In other news, Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Try saying that headline 5 times fast.
The constant commonality emerges with the summer breezes flowing.
Of note, the illegally tresspassing 'migrants', most all of them from areas where this summer climate is, to them, tepid, will find their previous activities to be more attractive to engage in, due to the gringo ways of not policing as their own birth home police do.
Of course, our idiot politicos feed them, house them, clothe them, etc., thus, they will become an ever increasing competition to our home grown miscreants.
Perhaps these illegals will have enough survival sense to not compete/challenge our home grown punks' territorial boundaries, just hunt in default competition the common prey, liberals with their heads up their asses, their eyes locked upon their smart phone screens even farther up their asses.
The illegals are learning the habits and haunts of these native easy pickings prey, the patterns are clearly developing and can be seen doing so on heyjackass.com, who may find a purpose in providing a spanish language version for those law abiding spanish speaking citizens and legal immigrants alike.
Notice the increasing densities on heyjackass map graphics.
I wonder if cwbchicago has considered providing such clear and visible information, perhaps emphasizing rapes, robberies, car jackings, jump out muggings, home invasions, etc.?
How do you get carjacked when you're supposedly an asylum seeker with nothing but the clothes on your back and whatever our tax dollars are buying for you? Are we buying them cars now? I suppose these illegals had valid driver's licenses and insurance too. No? We're importing violent criminals to victimize other imported criminals. Violent criminals are our most abundant resource. Why are we importing more?
As Ilhan Omar would say, "Some people did something."
Illegals are committing a whole lot of crimes.
Nothing to see here 😂
I nominate SCC and CWB for Pulitzer awards!!!
Thank you both for your great truthful stories that the people need to know.
Outside the shelter on Ogden it's like a third world country. Food being sold on the street, cars being repaired and double parked, hanging out on the sidewalk and blocking any type of movement.
“Headless Body in Topless Bar” ran on The NY Post's front page on April 15, 1983.
Close but no cigar.
Now the migrant was a victim of a crime, they are eligible for compensation under crime victim act and a faster path to citizenship.
These Venezuelans and Colombians will soon graduate to getting guns and armed robberies.
Of those involved, how many had a valid Driver's License and Auto Insurance?
LOL
Well when your in Vader by Caracas you become Caracas. Thanks Bidet.
Maybe they need to start engaging with the people and the folks tearing them up let them have Addit let the criminals go after the criminals use soldier Field for the standoffs throw them in there like the animals they are let them fight bring the bulldozers and dump the bodies
They bring their south of the border values with them.
Reminder: Beginning July 1 the state of Illinois will start issuing valid drivers licenses to illegals. Requirements of insurance or testing are not mentioned.
And how did the migrant get the driver's license to drive the car?
And did the migrant have car insurance?
Did he own this car, or have permission from its owner?
Suppose the car-driving migrant probably should have been arrested for no license, no insurance, and perhaps a car-theft charge too.
It's illogical to me, that I'm required to have driver's license, car insurance, title-proof of car ownership, and yet migrants aren't.
Another good headline:
Chicago firefighters plan protests at NASCAR, DNC over paramedic, ambulance shortages
https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/firefighter-paramedic-staffing-shortage/
Cpd should join them and police/fire supporters!
"Diversity is our strength." ')
It wasn't illegal for them to break our laws and enter our country. It's probably not illegal for them to car jack another illegal who shouldn't even be here. Just good practice. Kimm Foxx would never approve charges anyways.
I'm thinking it was a whole lot safer and better when we stopped and detained them at the border. Then deported them.
These Venezuelans don't seem too interested in getting to work, do they?
Justice Impacted Illegals
With Voter cards and DL’s
How did a migrant get a car to be carjacked in?
Weren't there stories a few months ago about illegal invaders staging robberies at gas stations just to claim crime victim status to get the immigration preference?
John in Indy
After exiting my front door I witnessed a migrant woman on the sidewalk walking South completely bare chested breast feeding two infants. Classy people. Only the best is crossing our border.
make police report free $$$$$$$$$$$$$
did jessie smellit receive compensation from the victim compensation fund???
why isn't jessie serving time
Can someone tell me the dates when the Venezuelans will drive around with their flags celebrating, taking over city streets and throwing rocks and beer bottles at the police? I'm trying to pick my furlough segments for next year...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Of those involved, how many had a valid Driver's License and Auto Insurance?
LOL
6/26/2024 06:17:00 AM
You mean the license from the back of the comic book and "The General" isn't valid?
Just shows how little trust there is and how at a blink someone will rat you out if they can
Every victim qualifies for a U-Visa which allows them to legally stay in the country.
10:03am. You must not leave your house. Most of the guys are driving around in cars already
I think the rule should be, if you're in the country illegally, you can't be considered a victim of a crime, and you get no police or ambulance service. As long as you're here illegally, you're the criminal, not the victim. Anything that happens to you is your fault, because you came here illegally. We can expand that to apply to felons and other criminals too.
Isn't 1358 N Elston a methadone clinic ?
Illegal Immigrants are destroying economies in democrat sanctuary cities. Poor Americans living in sanctuary cities are receiving less assistance than illegals. Illegals receive over $30,000,000 a month in Chicago. That could be used to improve our parks,streets,hire more police.
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