Concealed Frying Pan License
A few years ago, there was a video (maybe from CWB?) of a window breaker being hit with a bongo drum as he fled the scene. It was one of the funniest video clips we recall seeing and the sound of the drum making contact with the dumbass's head made it even funnier.
- The burglar who went viral after being attacked by a frying
pan-wielding homeowner is a 12-time convicted felon who was paroled
three months ago on burglary, forgery, theft, and stolen motor vehicle
cases, according to court filings.
Bradley Willenborg, 31, provided Chicago cops with the alias “Brandon Williams” and a fake birthdate after they arrested him in the 3400 block of West Parker around 3:30 p.m. Thursday. Judge Susana Ortiz ordered him detained yesterday afternoon because of a safety risk.
Homeowner Jason Williams called police around 3:25 p.m. after receiving an alarm notification and seeing a video feed of a man on his property, according to police records. Williams also rushed home, getting there before the police arrived and before Willenborg left.
The homeowner got in a few hits off camera in the house and a few more in the back yard, before chasing the offender out front and getting in another smack as cops arrived. We only wish there was sound.
Here's a X/twitter video link to go with the CWB link up top.
UPDATE: Here's one slightly altered version of the "bongo bonk" from a helpful commentator. Thanks!
Labels: crime
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
46 Comments:
My mother caught me with a frying pan once after I dared her and turned my back. Learnt a valuable lesson that day. Dont turn your back on anybody, not even your mother. Miss you ma, kept me safe for 30yrs
Diddy did not kill himself. Oh wait...is it too early to say that?
The offender was running away and no longer a threat, so why wasn't the homeowner charged with agg batt w/deadly weapon, then once on the public way, agg batt on the public way?
Time to ban frying pans! Start a registry!
The officers will be written up for engaging in a foot chase. Did the victim sign a complaint before the officers engaged in a foot chase?
Give COPA a chance
I have a copy of that old video, it was great. Still makes me laugh.
Was the frying pan damaged?
An old school cast iron one would have been immune to being damaged at all, though not so much for wherever on the offender's body it landed.
Those alumininum teflon coated ones, though.....
Unless the edges of the pan are the contact points to offender's flesh, most of the impacts would sound like that one hand clapping of whimsical inquiry.
Maybe have the frying pan take a selfie of itself for the t-shirt memes.
Anything and everything can be used as a weapon. That video was damn funny.
Hope this link works for you... I watch it several times a month!
https://streamable.com/svw0a
It's good that the burglar was caught.
The dog was a big help /sarc.
The burglar and homeowner are both white men. The property prominently displays the updated alphabet flag that is associated with BLM and full-on trans "rights" such as biological men intruding on women's sports and safe spaces, and minors being medically "transitioned". Would there be different repercussions in the Cook County legal system if the burglar and homeowner had some other combination of racial and sexual identity?
Will be charged with a deadly weapon attack. Also sued by th crook.
Somebody please post the link to the bongo bonk.
A few years ago, there was a video (maybe from CWB?) of a window breaker being hit with a bongo drum as he fled the scene. It was one of the funniest video clips we recall seeing and the sound of the drum making contact with the dumbass's head made it even funnier.
I don't want to work, I wanna play on the drum all day..
It was wonderful to watch, just hope the dumbasses don't decide to charge the homeowner. I mean, they rushed home to confront him.
Simple things that bring smiles to the good folks/peoples faces!!
Retired in Texas……
That made the local news down here in the free state of Texas…
Made us chuckle…………
Have a great day men and women in Blue!
Almost as good as getting whacked with the smooth.
That reninded me when I was little my mom would chase me around the house to give me a CHANCLASO!!!!! With this burglar I wish it contained a hot oil.
That didn't look concealed.
That looked like open-carry frying pan.
Hope that frying pan wasn't over 10 inches in diameter. The homeowner could be charged with an unregistered assault frying pan!
Hopefully the dog at the end of the video got a piece of him too!
Sarrkassem Moore said...
The officers will be written up for engaging in a foot chase. Did the victim sign a complaint before the officers engaged in a foot chase?
That looked more like an Easter egg roll. But I’m sure they yelled and screamed like the police
My downstairs neighbors used to fight constantly. He used to pummel her and demean her to no end, but she was was a bitch too and told me to mind my own business. One day, her old man was banging her head against the mirror or some shit, and she got loose and grabbed a frying pan. She whacked him solidly on the head with it.
The "Thuunggg" from the smack was quite satisfying. I didn't hear any more from them, and I moved about two months later.
During pride month?
They even have he has the appropriate flag flying.
Anyone that's taken the kids to see Tangled already knows what a Frying Pan can do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=095ela1Bp6Q
Pan fried head.
I remember that original video-cracked me up! Anybody save it so we see it again?
I'm thinking law enforcement in Illinois should adopt the frying pan strategy and issue it as an alternate force option. First, much cheaper than other impact weapons. Second, less intimidating if it's hanging off your Same Browne. Finally, who's going to believe the police beat me with a frying pan??????
Keesing Bandit any thoughts?
My old partner dubbed his kel light “El kabong” ala quick draw McGraw
We all know what happened to those long outlawed tools on our belt
We caught a guy breaking into my grandma’ window. Our shepherd grabbed his legs then me, my Dad, and 5 siblings kicked him until the cops arrived. My 12 year old, hyper little ass kicked that guy hundreds of times as my shepherd used his leg as a chew toy. The cops had a good laugh when they got there.
Outfuckingstanding SCC
Both videos gave me a laugh that was needed
Bravo citizens and Cpd
Only think missing is the Benny Hill Yakiti Sax tune
6/25/2024 01:25:00 AM
My first thought exactly
and
6/25/2024 03:08:00 AM
Thank you so much. I'm still dryin my tears of laughter.
Where does the bongo fall on use of force model and can the department order a few thousand for the riots? We can make a drum circle to calm the crowd and if that don’t work we can “bongo” them into compliance
Was there any HOT GREASE in the Frying Pan?
That would have been even better!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Almost as good as getting whacked with the smooth.
6/25/2024 06:49:00 AM
I haven't heard about a smoove in some time now, thanks for the laugh.
https://www.illinoispolicy.org/maps/chicago-alderman/
Getting hit with a frying pan would hurt more so if it is a hot frying pan or a heavy cast iron pan
Many moons ago there was a white guy who refused to move out of Roseland 106 or 108 wentworth Frank Janek got tired of the break ins and loaded up the Louisville slugger. On the stand the accomplice was asked what he heard and stated Michael Michael Mi….thump
I believe Frank was let go
To bad the soy boy didn't have a Lodgewood cast iron pan but he was probably preparing some Kalets and soymilk latte.
Getting hit with a frying pan would hurt more so if it is a hot frying pan or a heavy cast iron pan
6/25/2024 04:40:00 PM
Now, now, now, jo anne, you know it's not polite to smack and tell.......
Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Almost as good as getting whacked with the smooth.
6/25/2024 06:49:00 AM
I haven't heard about a smoove in some time now, thanks for the lhe'll.
I was going to say I haven't heard that in decades. That was funny as hell.
Anonymous said...
Getting hit with a frying pan would hurt more so if it is a hot frying pan or a heavy cast iron pan
6/25/2024 04:40:00 PM
Now, now, now, jo anne, you know it's not polite to smack and tell.......
6/25/2024 08:01:00 PM
As Jo-Anne has been known to say "Don't start none, won't be none..."
ツ
SCC was taken down for years allegedly because posters were at risk of Google selling them out. Now SCC re-appears with zero explanation as to how, or even if, this risk has been mitigated. Now, I post using a VPN and SCC deletes all my posts (assumedly because it is over a VPN). What gives, SCC? Why are you deleting my posts when I am only trying to protect myself?
The smooth 🤣
Anonymous said...
SCC was taken down for years allegedly because posters were at risk of Google selling them out. Now SCC re-appears with zero explanation as to how, or even if, this risk has been mitigated. Now, I post using a VPN and SCC deletes all my posts (assumedly because it is over a VPN). What gives, SCC? Why are you deleting my posts when I am only trying to protect myself?
Whatever you're smoking, save some for us, because we have no idea what fantasy world you're living in.
SCC was taken down for years allegedly because posters were at risk of Google selling them out. Now SCC re-appears with zero explanation as to how, or even if, this risk has been mitigated. Now, I post using a VPN and SCC deletes all my posts (assumedly because it is over a VPN). What gives, SCC? Why are you deleting my posts when I am only trying to protect myself?
6/26/2024 06:32:00 AM
Protect yourself from what?
Just how risky are your submitted for review before being posted comments?
And in what manner, as you perceive them to be risky to yourself?
Post a Comment
<< Home