This is a Pressing Issue?
Good thing Illinois isn't $100 billion in debt or anything and we can finally rely on the political class to solve that pesky flag issue:
Now Illinois is in the market for a new state flag. You would think that given the number of problems facing the state, especially the benighted city of Chicago, Gov. JB Pritzker's people would have more pressing issues about which to worry. Apparently not.
WGN reports that the State Flag Commission said that it will start accepting new designs for the Illinois flag next week. Participants have until October 18 to submit their ideas. The commission will narrow the field down to 10, and voting will commence in January.
As was to be expected, Illinois X users took some time to express a few thoughts:
The most common comment was pointing out how Illinois - specifically Chicago - has between thirty and sixty people shot most weeks and no politician in Illinois says a word about it.
They'll end up spending a few million dollars on this BS, guaranteed.
Labels: state politics
posted by SCC at 12:04 AM
71 Comments:
Where's that Chicago artist Herbie when you need him ???
The IL state flag sucks. Let’s all be honest here. The new Cool County flag is a major improvement from the old one.
Can gangbangers submit ideas? Remember what's-his-name gang member who won the City Sticker contest a while back? With gang symbolism on it? Only in Chicago, you can't make this stuff up.
I see where this is going. The new Illinois flag will most definitely have be a beacon for the woke progressives.
Just use the Palestine flag, Mexican flag, Queer flag.....why buy anything new.
This is a distraction. It's a false flag psyop. (False flag. Man, I crack myself up!) Look around for what they're really up to.
A picture of Curly, Larry, and Moe on it would be perfect.
Well, it has a bear, and all the bears are dead, so yeah, time for an update! LOL
It worked for aWalz. He put the Somali star on Minnesota's flag and now has a shot at VP.
The new flag will need to showcase Illinois core values. LGBTQ and pro abortion imagery.
design the flag to feature a fat pig in a suit stuffing his pockets with money.
Retired in Texas……
Politics and constituents lives is a hobby to this fat azz governor….can you imagine him as president…..just sayin..
Keep your head on a swivel out there!
fat ass Pritzker - first thing he did when he became gov. was legalize pot - pressing priorities for the liberal I guess - then he begged black people to open dispensaries so he couldn't later be called a racist - not sure how that worked out
See if we can get the unused East Germany flags. Seems to be the direction we’re heading, with a few plot twists. Or maybe the two men and a truck logo.
Let’s take a look around yep everything looks great so start the contest and make sure it has the DEI theme attached somewhere UFB
I sent my idea of Illinois state Flag! Picture of UHaul truck driving away from you? With sign on back of truck saying turn the lights off when you finish!
More waste. There’s nothing wrong with the state flag. It actually looks good. Pritzker is slowly becoming mayor cone head but just in a very different size suit
It probably will have a rainbow for all the fluffers
It should have a designed picture of a LEMART kit. Lol
Chalkie should be on the new flag along with a toilet with money swirling down .
A flag showing people being gunned down while fleeing the state?
Like the Minnesota Moron who changed their stare flag. What ever happened to "the land of Sky Blue Waters?" Pathetic!
"Land of Lincoln" should honor famous elected inmates on our flag. Like George Ryan, who went from issuing license plates to making them.
Might I suggest to the people too invested to leave Illinois that their new flag use the "shot placement" graphic from HEYJACKASS! ???
I'll bet my pension that the new flag will have a rainbow in it.
How about just adopting the Venezuelan flag.
Not sure what’s wrong with the current flag , but hey , when you’re an obese incompetent idiot you need to deflect on the terrible job you’re doing.
It will have rainbows and pictures of aborted babies, that’s what we’re known for nowadays.
A black fist with a rainbow surrounding the fist
I think crime will go down once we get a new flag.
Are they going to have a transgendered, pro-palestine supporter design the flag??
I would like to submit a design. How about a hammer and sickle with a star above them?
Use a BLM based design.
What sucks about it?!
You looking for the rainbow or tranny flag to be incorporated in it?
ow Illinois is in the market for a new state flag. You would think that given the number of problems facing the state, especially the benighted city of Chicago, Gov. JB Pritzker's people would have more pressing issues about which to worry. Apparently not.
Moo and Oink or the Piggly Wiggly characters should suffice for JB Lizzo
Emoji for shit exploding on the white guilt ridden faces of democratics
Red flag with a hammer and sickle. Btw...has anyone noticed the TV commercials trying to get Illinoisans to move to Ohio? Now Ohio's trying to turn that state blue by stealing Illinois fleeing Democrat population...Hopefully it works. We don't want em here in Texas!
....that along with midnight basketball...what a twoffor
I vote: Black upper third background with "Illinois" in white lettering across the top. White middle third background with black Chalkie and Mickey (w/his x-mag Glock) shaking hands in the middle. Black lower third with slogan beneath, "Uuup in here!" in white lettering.
Put Chalkie from Heyjackass on the State flag.
That would require them to be able to think rationally and coherently.
Here is the link to upload your flag ideas!
https://www.ilsos.gov/news/2024/august/240828d1.pdf
All the farms were up and ready before any mention of legalizing.If you knew you know.
How about a body, labeled taxpayer, bent over a table, being mounted by a donkey!
As long as pretzel burger is governor the Illinois flag should have the "Bobs Big Boy" burger logo...
All good ideas.
Peace in Gaza, no more hunger in third world countries, cures for cancer, and all that good stuff.
A Toilet Bowel ....... With a Gray, foreboding shade
how about putting those 2 white guys wearing robes with hoods and MAGA hats on the new flag ???
Typical Leftists.
How about the outline of the state in bright red with a gold hammer and sickle in the upper right corner for Chitcago?
Where's Herbie? He dead yet?
If you're 45 and under you'll never see a penny from the pension promised. Start saving.
Chalkie, crossed AK's, rainbows, ambulances and OT slips
Chalkie!
The 3 Stooges one where they’re wearing those golf outfits would be swell
good
What the f@ck do we need a new flag for??? Maybe it has to be more woke like the one in Minnesota!!! The one that resembles the Somalia flag.
I predict some variation of multicolor hands embracing- my guess is the liberal powers that be also have a problem with the words “state sovereignty- National Union.” Liberals hate the idea of state sovereignty- it interferes with federal overreach
JB’s daughterTeddy just started the Pritzker Flag Company. Nothing to see here, move along.
What about the slogan, "I live free, or you die!"
I'd submit Chalkie... That about sums it up.
Remember Chicago giving out all the "honorary" street signs??? That sure helped...
I'm sure it will read "Can't Breeve" lol
Think Colorado already has that one covered.
More appropriate would be three black guys, two wearing MAGA hats and the third putting a noose around his own neck.
Just use the Cubs L flag
Loosen your tinfoil hat; every bad idea isn't a 'psyop'. The potato is in the freezer. Over, out.
Maybe a pair of handcuffs to symbolize all the corruption.
Don't know if this is gonna work, but here we go...🏳️🌈🇻🇳🇻🇪🇵🇸🇰🇵🇨🇳🏴☠️☪️⚧️⚰️🚬🩸🌈🌊☄️⌛️🚚🐀💑🧔♀️🤮🤡👹🖕🏃🏁
A lot of mojiz not available for what needs to be added, best I got (Marlboro in place of blunt)
I hope the flag is of Fatass JB diving into a sloppy sandwhich
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