Monday, October 28, 2024

Mystery Solved

We were "today years old" when this clicked:

  • Groot has huge hands
  • Groot acts like a wanna-be-dictator
  • Groot has the "biggest dick in Chicago"
  • Groot's hairline is receding faster than Conehead

Groot has obviously been taking bootleg testosterone treatments in an effort to become a very short reincarnation of Napoleon.

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28 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That made me laugh.

Thank you, goodnight.

10/28/2024 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is ugly in every sense of the word.

10/28/2024 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

groot has been asking kjp for her used wigs

10/28/2024 06:11:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Good stuff, so I hear.

10/28/2024 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, covinator has a tough life being a black midget living with a white giantress on the north side wit a fambily... why ya'll gotta demonize Grootz? Having the biggest dick in chicago is no picnic ya know.

10/28/2024 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so you're saying Groot is really a little dude, pretending to be a lesbian to game the DEI system?

10/28/2024 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And she STILL has a security detail, just like Daley

10/28/2024 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember her sidekick the Census Cowboy and his wild ride down the Dan Ryan or the Humboldt Park alligator and Gator Bob. She was one of the ugliest clowns this town has ever seen.

10/28/2024 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

🤣

10/28/2024 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot is the satanic muppet that oftentimes terrorizes my dreams.

10/28/2024 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Travis Bickle said...

A Face only Mama could love.

10/28/2024 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot looks like she smells nasty in many spots.

10/28/2024 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is so short, she is technically a Half-rican American.

10/28/2024 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot is a piece of shit

10/28/2024 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who runs Barter Town? Master Blaster runs Barter Town!

10/28/2024 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think your onto something.

10/28/2024 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Been toting around huge dick all my life. Not fun. Know how Groot feels.

10/28/2024 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I miss Groot!

10/28/2024 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

groot could ask Shaw brothers for a wig shop or the dalton mayor

10/28/2024 02:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His birth name is Peter as in Lorre...

10/28/2024 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep, she was entertaining but a disaster for the bottom line.

10/28/2024 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey groot. Bad you have to have monster cock. A bitch to put in the nasty pantys for your other.

10/28/2024 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot and Carter are still running this department.

10/28/2024 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grootens had a wife , so is Grootens a man ?

10/28/2024 10:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot. Who would ever imagine there could be a worse mayor , hold my beer chumps

10/29/2024 02:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Conehead is not entertaining and Is a bigger aster than grout!

10/29/2024 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Conehead makes Groot look good.

10/29/2024 05:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what di groot spend at her hair dresser, she looked much better than conehead she also had to tip big to get hair done during covid

10/30/2024 02:45:00 PM  

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