Saturday, May 17, 2025

Drones

This report from the burbs:

  • Drones are fast becoming the must-have tool in policing. Now, the next generation is rising up in the Chicago area with drones that answer 911 calls on their own and an experimental drone system designed to stop would-be mass shooters, [...].

    In suburban Oak Brook, the police department currently uses drones that are deployed and directed by humans. Oak Brook Police Chief Brian Strockis said the drones have been very effective especially when they are looking for crime suspects

But now they want to try something different:

  • In north suburban Libertyville, several former Navy Seals and a business entrepreneur are working on the next aerial technological evolution. It's an indoor drone designed to detect and potentially stop a mass shooting on its own, before police arrive on the scene.

    [...] Equipping drones with firearms is illegal in the United States, so the system is designed to track the threat and then neutralize the weapon instead of the shooter, making it safer for bystanders.

    [...] The inventors do not want to reveal the trade secrets but explained that the drone can also lock in on a weapon and then strike the side of it, dispensing an adhesive substance that essentially jams the firearm's inner-workings. "It disrupts the bulk carrier group of AR style rifles, semi-automatic pistols, pump action, semi-automatic shotguns and those are 95% of the weapons utilized in an active shooter situation," Ross said.

Anyone know what a "bulk carrier group" is? Anyone want to tell the press that they're idiots again?

And does anyone want to tell them that former supernintendo David Brown did something similar to this in Texas where they rigged a robot to explode, killing a gunman who had murdered five police officers? And that the Ukraine has been using "suicide drones" for a couple years now? 

This isn't exactly a new idea. The only thing new is making it mostly useless.

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28 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It ejaculates a whiteish gooey substance, after which the drone gets sleepy and falls from the sky

5/17/2025 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NYPD is using them big time.
CPD can't even use a "walkie talkie on a stick ya'll"
It's racist.

https://therecord.media/nypd-drones-as-first-responders-911-calls-privacy-surveillance

5/17/2025 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The ultimate goal is to combine weaponized drones with AI to replace expensive humans. Robocop, but with the gift of flight!

5/17/2025 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Demand RPG7's. It's personal.

5/17/2025 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who-ya gonna call??? Stay Puft Man!

5/17/2025 02:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bulk carrier group?

What is the magazine for two hundred Alex...

5/17/2025 03:05:00 AM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

"bulk carrier" like fata$$ after a trip to Gene and Jude's?

5/17/2025 03:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Essentially the drone has a flexible and extendable finger which will stop up the gun barrel opening ala Willie E Coyote

5/17/2025 06:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone needs a shotgun. The State will kill us with drones. There’s a reason leftists haven’t been screaming about 2A lately. They’ve seen the Russian/Ukrainian war and have a blueprint for civil conflict. Stock up now while Trump is in office.

5/17/2025 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha. You forgot that it lights up a cig.

5/17/2025 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

assume he was misquoted...bolt carrier

5/17/2025 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ACME Drones?

5/17/2025 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn’t UPS a bulk carrier corporate group?

5/17/2025 09:30:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Are you flying those drones, Johnny?

5/17/2025 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Slime the Shooter!

5/17/2025 11:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Sploogey 2000 drone?

5/17/2025 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SEAL hair goo

5/17/2025 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They meant “ bolt carrier group”. I guess you don’t know shit about ARs either.

5/17/2025 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Bolt Carrier Group”. Super glue or something similar will be used on it to make the firearm inoperable.

5/17/2025 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

Of anyone knows about white gooey substances, it would be me.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/17/2025 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD will start a clouted drone unit. They will work 9-5 with weekends and holidays off. They will never leave the office and you will never see them.

5/17/2025 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One approach would be to shoot silly string or nerf balls. They could also rig up drones with sophisticated gas canisters to fart in your general direction.

5/17/2025 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bolt carrier. Probably super glue spray. Everyone needs a mossberg 590 8 round plus one with some heavy buckshot for drone repellant

5/17/2025 03:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too late, buddy. This unit’s been up and running some time already. All the bosses kids, PPO status included are assigned there. All have federal clearances and probably attended FBI academy. Take home cars. Business attire. Unlimited OT. 4 on 4 off. All will make merit Sergeant soon.

5/17/2025 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YES!

5/18/2025 05:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Beep,Beep!!"

5/18/2025 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Drone Division , Bulk Carrier Unit"

5/18/2025 06:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck that. Just get a Predator drone with a hell fire missile. Problem solved.

5/18/2025 07:36:00 PM  

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