Thursday, May 22, 2025

Hiring Freeze

From our spies at the Academy:

  • Hey SCC

    New recruit class of 60 started last Friday… Academy personnel were informed they will be the last ones hired, until September. All new recruit hiring is suspended.

    Instructors were told in no uncertain terms that deployments this summer will be plentiful and to plan accordingly.

    Why the hiring freeze? New exams are being held May 30th and 31st and they scraped the bottom of the [...] barrel hiring criminals, non-English speakers, wide bodies and females… oh, yeah and some budgetary savings.

These kids aren't graduating before November and we expect they're going to be deployed in some capacity on-and-off every weekend this summer, probably in Districts at the Desk.

Anyone from Personnel have the retirement numbers for May/June/July?

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99 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why have over 400 FTO’s if there is no one to train?

5/22/2025 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can count me in those retirement numbers. I’ll be coming off the medical for one day to turn in my star the next day. Yolanda tried to “makes meez gets off da medical” but she just doesn’t understand how things like the contract work.

5/22/2025 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hiring and promoting undesirables is what CPD is all about. I just can’t wait to get out of here.

5/22/2025 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s a thankless job that has the potential to put one’s life on the line for doing one’s job

5/22/2025 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“hiring criminals, non-English speakers, wide bodies and females…”

That sounds very stylish….

5/22/2025 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully they put in for time and a half. It's always been the City's practice not to pay OT but US Labor law says otherwise

5/22/2025 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT
From this point forward our brass shall be known as the Three Sttoges.
Yo- Yolanda
Larry- Sneeling
Curley- Hein

Can someone please photoshop their faces.

5/22/2025 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it true the old academy is getting all kinds of repairs and will continue to serve as the main training facility for years to come?
Is it true the new academy building has been deemed woefully inadequate and is quietly being acknowledged by city hall as a loss?

5/22/2025 01:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PRT to be disbanded. Heard it here first ladies and gentlemen. Snelling is upset about the overtime budget which was mishandled by area one. Everyone back to the district.

5/22/2025 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t have the exact numbers for May 15, but there was a heck of a lot of copper going. Let’s just hope the pension fund can hold out. We are what 2 to 3000 copper short as it is and yet they are still promoting their special people we need street soldiers we don’t need any more bosses. However, the bosses can be useful idiots and we could use them for all the overtime and forced them to do whatever they are told They took the position and now this is how this works

5/22/2025 04:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Democrat defunding continues.

5/22/2025 05:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No other job forced labor like the Chicago Police Department. The only plan this department has is to force coppers to work their RDO’s to be a visible deterrent to bad behavior. Well now the useless exempts see that the shit heads are no longer afraid of the police and being a visible deterrent no long works.

5/22/2025 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good. The current recruits in the academy are the worst most disrespectful and worthless crop we’ve ever had. DEI only reason any of them passed background checks. They are awful and I actually fear for the future of the department for the first time. These are former gang members and they still have active friendships with current gang members and drug dealers. It used to be maybe 1/100 in a class was a bad apple and had criminal connections but now it’s 75/100 of these recruits are active or former “members of the community.” Would not be surprised at all if facial recognition run on these recruits hits for 2020 looting and anti police riots.

5/22/2025 05:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

B.S. Working at the academy means you summers are ruined. We pretty much work every weekend. Been that way since 2020.

5/22/2025 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need more police officers. This department is already short staffed. It will be even more short staffed when people retire.

Time to move all of the useless house mouses to the street.

5/22/2025 06:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Might as well hire Cheryl Scott to allocate manpower. With the cold and rain this week the streets will be rather calm. But put 80 degree nights back to back and ………

5/22/2025 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor Brandon wants to hire only black candidates because they’re so generous.

5/22/2025 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These defund the police geniuses are about to get stung and no quick fix to the problem exists. It takes years to recruit and train up a young officer until they are effective. If you are in patrol you only have two hands and can only be in one place at a time. Officer safety is the top priority.

5/22/2025 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does this mean the city will not be hiring any more of those useless peace negotiators or crisis intervention ambassadors or whatever they called

5/22/2025 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then why make all them FTO’s?

5/22/2025 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Hidden units” should be used as well. Instead of relying on patrol all the time

5/22/2025 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OJT training for the youths.

5/22/2025 07:29:00 AM  
Blogger John D said...

If you go into the city, stay well armed. You are your own first responder, possibly the only responder.

5/22/2025 08:06:00 AM  
Blogger Jack Trumpblood said...

Bottom of the barrel is correct.

5/22/2025 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! Has Chicago utterly fallen apart. It looks, feels, and smells just like Caracas.

5/22/2025 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deploy 4th watch tack tickles and leave the watches alone, especially midnights.
Any deviation from my 4-2 schedule or assigned start time(2+/-) and the games will begins, again.

5/22/2025 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahaha!

5/22/2025 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

House mice will never leave, for some reason they actually expand

5/22/2025 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Generous? I beg to differ, just ask any waitress how generous they are.

5/22/2025 09:06:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

I approve this message!

- Inspector Callahan

5/22/2025 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Becaus our department is run by moron's ! If it's still happening the same way then most take the FTO spot to move to a better district and then drop it once there ! The pay bump may have changed that slightly ??

5/22/2025 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are any of them over 6ft anymore ?? Most that we're holding signs at St Jude had the picture almost taller than them !!

5/22/2025 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh and don't forget he only wants to promote them, put them in key positions that they are not qualified for, what can possibly go wrong. Let the discrimination lawsuits fly!!!!

5/22/2025 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha try it kid

5/22/2025 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cry me a river no timer

5/22/2025 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations to CPD Officers, as the ‘no income tax on overtime’ passed the House in the wee small hours this morning!

5/22/2025 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They sound deployable too

5/22/2025 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The new academy can’t handle recruit classes, there’s very minimal classrooms. The new academy is good for what it’s currently being used to, in service training, that’s about it. Recruits come shoot there but other than that they’re at the old academy.

5/22/2025 01:39:00 PM  
Blogger halfway to retirement said...

You must be blind, most of the new officers coming on the job are Hispanic or White

5/22/2025 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They have no plans to hire more and make us full strength again. Thats clear.

5/22/2025 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hiring freeze? They are training Captains starting Tuesday.

5/22/2025 02:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because this is CPD and nothing makes sense here

5/22/2025 02:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not going to happen. Dept needs bodies to send out to fest and take overs. Enjoy your beat car dog ass.

5/22/2025 03:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Lightfoot F you to the dept.

5/22/2025 03:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are sallery ot law does not apply below 70hrs per week at wich time you recive FSLA pay.

5/22/2025 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds about right with Yollie.... non English speaker

5/22/2025 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even the top candidates are botto of the barrel

5/22/2025 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey watch untermensch , enjoy your domestics and late jobs. Now go answer your jobs! :D

5/22/2025 04:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They're not new hires.

5/22/2025 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who fucking cares. This ass hole job died in 2014.

5/22/2025 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, there’s really people who want to get on this job?? Holy
Fuck.

5/22/2025 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder how the real cops from 1960-2008 feel about the state of affairs

5/22/2025 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a real question, are there any good city depts, or city jobs to get on today?

5/22/2025 05:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is CPS having a hiring freeze? NOPE!! Lol! With the freedom of summer right around the corner too! Man I made the right decision

5/22/2025 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At some point it’s gonna be nothing but suck ass bosses and HQ civilians all sitting around staring at each other asking “anyone got an idea”

5/22/2025 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone still on this job with out a plan b in the works is retarded

5/22/2025 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would you insult the three stooges like that?

5/22/2025 05:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember in the 90's thousand's would line up to take the test...

5/22/2025 06:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn't Sgt. TF (the master of the universe) in charge of designing the new academy? He traveled out of state to view other academies and even had the architect constantly send him the plans for his review. Accountability?

5/22/2025 07:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1 that ain’t happening

and 2 he doesn’t like A5 btw, not A1 so get it straight

5/22/2025 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The no tax on overtime, no tax on tips and no tax on social security has an expiration of two years.

The tax cuts for billionaires is permanent.

5/22/2025 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waaaa I signed up for a position that I knew I would be deployed out every summer weekend boo hoo go back to the district then

5/22/2025 07:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big Deal
Overtime is gone!

5/22/2025 08:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea, Let's see if it passes the Senate, thats the big test!!

5/22/2025 08:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be quiet please. No one forced you to take this job. What did you think you were getting?....a 9 to 5 job? Do the job you're getting paid to do or go be something else. Jesus, the whiners on this job are embarrassing

5/22/2025 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Different poster but they or you won't let us do the job

5/22/2025 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JVD

5/22/2025 09:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bet

5/22/2025 10:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s not as cool as you think it is. It’s a tax deduction and it phases out the more money you make. The deduction starts getting smaller after an income of more than 115,000 and goes to zero once your total gross income hits 155k. This is bad for older guys on the job and anyone who is a supervisor. If you have 25 years otj you’re only going to be able to deduct about 5500 total which then equals to about an extra 1900 at tax time.. better than nothing I guess. But if you’re a Sgt making 135 base you will end up getting maximum about 300 after all is said and done. This is big for people who make 50-60k and work a lot of OT and they can claim 60k or more OT to get 15k or more back at tax time.. for us, nobody will be getting rich.

5/22/2025 10:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2008 ???? YEAH OK !!!

5/22/2025 10:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2013 exam was the exact same, 15k potential recruits. Last exam 176, so CPD shifted towards online tests.

5/22/2025 10:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you think they feel?

5/22/2025 10:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like how you snuck in up to 2008. The coppers of years past definitely look at 2008 cops like 2008 cops look at 2024 cops. “This ain’t ur dads PD, kid!”

5/22/2025 11:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only counts for FLSA overtime after the effective date of the bill passing.

5/22/2025 11:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you spend money housing migrants.....

5/22/2025 11:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah so ruined. You get to accurately predict your check off time 5 days a week. Awful! You have to work the street once a week in the summer but they won't let you handle domestic after domestic after domestic. While most of us are handling large crowd gatherings every summer night, you only have to do it at a parade/festival/teen trend maybe once or twice a month???? That's tough! You have a reliable place to pee and poo your entire shift, how traumatizing! You get to b**** about the department, AND try to make it better at the same time??? Street coppers aren't receptive to you? The horror! And then once summer is over you don't get to deal with any street nonsense once a week anymore??? Man who would ever want to work at the academy? Not me! No thanks!

5/22/2025 11:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We passed that point 15 years ago.

5/23/2025 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New academy is filled with house mice lovers or former lovers and side pieces.

5/23/2025 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the truth. A lot of people like to blame Minneapolis but the end started in Ferguson.

5/23/2025 03:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So do we have a police shortage or do we have a shortage of police that want to work outside?

5/23/2025 05:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats. Hope you have plans to relocate.

5/23/2025 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Timewatcher said...

The city doesn't care to HIRE anyone in this time, you all saw it during the 2020 riots and COVID scamandates they will LET ALL OF US die off before they insist on doing anything. Preserve yourself from these asshole bosses and ghetto lottery trash citizens. Let them get what they deserve in terms of voting and "following orders from the ivory tower of 35th".

5/23/2025 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh please cry babies crying about canceled days off and having to work so much.. then blink and complain about the lack of OT... then blink and complain about the bosses ... then blink and complain about the city and dept Fn you over.. then blink and sign up for all possible OT where tou have actually produce and make thoae same bosses look good... keep the neighborhoods who hate you "safer".
Said it b4 and will say it again ... stop working proactively and things will change fast!

5/23/2025 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget Mr. I A D Welch

5/23/2025 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a lot fewer butts to press against or genitals to grab....

5/23/2025 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Relax Andy

5/23/2025 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sallery = cps = retard

5/23/2025 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sgt TF not master of universe! Overlord of golf carts

5/23/2025 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s salary. It’s which. It’s receive. And you are incorrect. Anything over your scheduled hours per day is OT. If someone told you different, they probably spell as well as you.

5/23/2025 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The recruitment and retention unit is still up and running. The consent decree requires it, waste of money.

5/23/2025 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all wrong they all need 4th watch teams for details and who cares

5/23/2025 04:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of you guys in these units sure sound like p.o.s. Guess you guys forgot you were one of those "dog asses" that used to work a beat car. Guess that's why you went to one of these made up units lol. Sorry kids, you couldn't hold the duty belt of the folks who worked in REAL Area/Citywide units we had.

5/23/2025 07:24:00 PM  
Blogger halfway to retirement said...

Water dept kid

5/23/2025 07:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, all 4 of them lol..... who will then return to their districts as LTs and wait for a call.

5/23/2025 07:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jethro Bodine Says:
No sense retiring if you’re not gonna move out of this city and State, because if you stay you’ll still be miserable.

5/23/2025 08:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We know everyone loves you. The door is right there. Bye

5/23/2025 11:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Totally agree 👍 my brother!

5/24/2025 10:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Easy fix… leave the academy!

5/24/2025 10:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s your own fault if you are still miserable. I retired, stayed in the city near my kids, have great neighbors and live in a nice neighborhood. Also don’t pay state taxes on on my pension. Enjoy the great restaurants and entertainment

5/26/2025 10:31:00 AM  

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