Juicy Settlement
Just when you thought it was over, it rises from the dead. No, not CAPS:
Chicago, our long citywide nightmare may soon be over.
According to a federal court docket entry, the city has reached settlement terms with Jussie Smollett, the actor who staged a hate crime in Streeterville more than six years ago.
Shortly after prosecutors charged Smollett with filing a false report, the city sued him to recover the cost of the CPD’s investigation into the hoax.
The city brought the lawsuit under its False Statements Ordinance, which prohibits anyone from making a “false statement of material fact to the city in connection with any application, report, affidavit, oath, or attestation,” and the Cost Recovery Ordinance, which makes individuals responsible for expenses incurred by the city based on a false claim.
Smollett’s lawyers have argued, among other things, that the city failed to prove that Smollett’s statements caused the city to incur overtime costs.
Even if you skip the OT costs, how about regular salaries of ten or twelve detectives who weren't making progress on other real crimes with real victims?
But don't worry, since Mrs Sparklefart's personal fixer attorney was involved, you can bet this is going to be minimal fuss and minimal fines and zero accountability aside from....what did he get, a couple days in County? It pays to be connected.
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posted by SCC at 7:31 AM
47 Comments:
Don't try common sense on them, it's a lost cause.
Was working across the river that night and everyone knew it was bullshit from the start. High profile though, write a report, go through the motions. Another complete waste of time
A real handjob who wants attention so he can cry racism just go away asap
Whatever settlement they make, you can count on it being pocket change because that’s a mentality of those people making those decisions
Off topic— the DOJ can charge every person involves with sanctuary city policies can be charged with a crime! Let’s make it happen! https://www.crimefilenews.tv/2025/05/the-new-sheriff-in-town-is-us-attorney.html
That this man had his case heard at the Illinois Supreme Court says all you need to know about just how corrupt this shithole of a city, county and state really are.
I really liked his work in Alien 3 or was it 4?
Entitled
Motto of the demorats
Say what you will, I will not rest until the MAGA-hatted miscreants are captured and in Cook County Jail.
michael obama will be running in 2028 aol will be speaker of the house
juicay accepted a deal where he gets to spend 1 night a week in jail in a cell with 3 other men
https://nypost.com/2025/05/01/us-news/harvey-weinsteins-lawyer-asks-sex-assault-accuser-who-is-paul-mccartney-while-needling-her-over-a-list-connections/
Find the Dave Chapelle bit on that, it’s hilarious. Tells the story from the point of view of cop taking report. Lmao
The case made it to the Supreme Court because of a legal issues, not a question of his innocence or guilt. His claim was since county originally accepted a plea or non admission of guilt for community service, appointing a special prosecutor was double jeopardy. Most cases that make it to a Supreme Court are for legal issues, not the guilt or innocence of defendant.
"They" all do.
I clearly remember Juicy stated. “If I’m lying, I aint my mothers son!” Im sure the woman that for years identified as his mother is relieved to learn she. (Maury Povich voice) IS NOT THE MOTHER. Lol.
I remember watching the idiot news anchors on ABC interview him and swallow his story- I told my wife those clowns actually believe this fairy tale!
I bet he pays a dollar!
Speaking of a settlement, Smollett is going to sue the city for getting railroaded through double jeopardy. So, this is not over. The city is going pay a big settlement to Smollett. This is far from over. The detectives railroaded Smollett and a court agreed. This department only has the best and the brightest, especially the detectives.
Fuck him. Hey, unrelated but what's with these medical emergencies while driving and killing people all of a sudden. Here, downstate? There seems to be a rash of them.
Agree..it’s the Democrats best chance. JB is around just to give Obama credibility that she/he won a primary.
These shitheads are going to be the downfall of our country. Obozo connected, so it’s a two tiered justice system with them in charge.
Sparklefarts thinks the Constitution shackling the government is a bad thing, and is doing everything in his power to undermine it. Gitmo awaits.
Same in my neck of the woods the past few years, lots of people flipping their cars, or running them into buildings. Wouldn’t be surprised when all is said and done, we find out it is an adverse effect of the Faux-chi poke.
Just like O.J. when asked how does he plea in court he said “ absolutely 100% not guilty” so I guess he was telling the truth.
Fuck off troll
I can’t see how the detectives railroaded him. The decision to hold trial wasn’t the detectives, a judge appointed a special prosecutor.
ghetto mutt kimisha should have been charged with something
Honestly, I think she’s too lazy to run. She likes her life of leisure. If she did, Obama would be running his 4th term but she’d still have to show up.
He justifies his made up racism story by telling himself that racists exist. That’s how he sleeps at night.
A day or two after the alleged polar vortex race crime of the century. A group of us were having breakfast. And this incident came up in conversation. The important parts of this whole story were that for several days it was so cold outside, the regular street drug dealers were hiding. But Juicy Smellsit is out walking the streets looking for a Subway sandwich. Gets attacked by two male whites who targeted only him. And then he walks to his apartment right past the front door security at the building. Fails to ask the security to call police. All while wearing a noose around his neck and still carrying his sub sandwich?
So when is the made for TV movie coming out about it?
one Lt assigned to the D Unit had to resign, giving supps to the other side
Enough of this fool.
Do Crimesha still be pimping for Jussie ?
CAPS= Cops Avoiding Police Situations. A totally bloated ghost payroll scam that doesn’t require one single blue shirt.
🤮😂
Run her, I dare you. She's dumb as a stump.
10 million to Juicy. You heard it here first.
Leftists were not about to let Owe-bama's poster child for fake racism go down in shame.
People on their damn phones 24/7, it’s worse than driving drunk in the volume of wrecks
Son, I'm not sure you understand the meaning of the term "railroaded." Those detectives were out there doing GOD's work.
Now go away and play on the DU website before you try "big leaguing" our guys again.
Clearly a symbolic gesture
Dave, you senile pedophile. The court that overturned Smollett’s conviction pretty much stated that Smollett was railroaded. The city is going to settle this one and not even take it to court. And please stay away from the kids.
I find it hard to believe any jury would give him everything. Even black people knew he was full of shit. He’s a fucking joke to the world.
That would be Alien Covenant. Number 5 in the series after Prometheus.
As if 2 white guys walking around downtown Chicago would have known him from a hole in the wall.
I had to google "Sparklefart" and came up with this. Buy it for your favorite supervisor.
https://sparklefartstoys.com
That’s not punishment for him, right Keesing Bandit?
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