Weekend Prediction

Good thing the River North shooting happened Wednesday night. It would have thrown off our attempted prediction by almost 20.

Bad thing is it might provoke a cascade of revenge incidents across assorted territories, making our guess an exercise in futility. But we'll try.

Almost no rain on tap, high temps during the day, warm overnights, three-day holiday weekend.

Starting a few minutes ago 0000 hours, Friday 04 July and running through 0500 hours, Monday 07 July. seventy-seven hours total we're going to go with ten dead and twenty maimed - thirty total bodies with extra holes.

As usual, HeyJackass.com has the only numbers that we consider accurate and official.