Wednesday, August 13, 2025

Crime of the Century

This is why you never leave personal property anywhere unattended - especially in police stations (click for larger version):


 Must have been really good coffee.

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160 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What kind of idiot leaves something in a communal cabinet thinking it will be there 3 weeks later.

8/13/2025 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Travis Bickle said...

What a colossal waste of everyone’s time. Mope.

8/13/2025 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pull the detectives off of their homicide cases and get them on this immediately!

8/13/2025 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

25 years on the job
Heard the tin of coffee was in a drawer

8/13/2025 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A PO or civilian left a $20 bag of coffee in a common area and went on furlo?? Now that the bag is gone he/ she/him/her/they wants a theft report? There is no theft here. It was drunk by people who had access to the area. That coffee was abandoned and there was not an expectation that it was private property. "Victim" here is soft as wet poop and must have been very insistent to have a report done. Victim should have left it in their locker or better, take it home for furlo.

8/13/2025 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If that report was brought to my sergeant in 007 20 years ago, he would have gotten a CR on the alleged victim for leaving personal property in a common area and another CR for filling a false theft report.

If this makes national news, it would show what a laughingstock this department has become.

8/13/2025 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If that report was brought to my sergeant in 007 20 years ago, he would have gotten a CR on the alleged victim for leaving personal property in a common area and another CR for filling a false theft report.

If this makes national news, it would show what a laughingstock this department has become.

8/13/2025 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is it a theft? There's no indication in the report that the coffee was marked "Property of 1st Watch Idiot." Anyone in any district will tell you that anything left in a "1st watch filing cabinet" is free for anyone to take. More than likely that cabinet is for official CPD property, not personal property.

8/13/2025 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2 words.....Fair game....

Your on mids....2 in the morning.....it's gone..
Perhaps victim might not be a team player?
Plus you take anything you want to keep...

8/13/2025 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personal property belongs in your personal locker.

8/13/2025 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can tell right away who the victim is.
A "Softball".

8/13/2025 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s 014 for you. Probably all the Sgts that never leave the station.

8/13/2025 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a POS officer forcing the Sgt. to do 3hrs of paperwork because this idiot is mad that the desk crew drank the shit out of that coffee while he was on furlough! Man up Beotch!

8/13/2025 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It sounds like some crap a Sgt would do. I guess the Officer had to find out the hard way. The Officer is working with dishonest people.

8/13/2025 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous PO Jan M-ComStat said...

That coffee is free game. Anything not in your locker is community property, Trust me, i havent brought in water, drinks or snacks once in my career and have managed to survive quite nicely gaining 60 lbs in my 25 years of lackluster service

8/13/2025 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This must have been magical coffee beans.

8/13/2025 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I left a pack of gum in the squad car one day and when I returned a few days later the gum was gone. Retail value? $1.99. It was a few years ago, is it too late to file a report?

I’ll notify IAD and COPA first thing in the morning. May have to notify the feds, DOG FBI homeland security, dea.

Sure hope I get this resolved.

Miss my Bubble Yum

8/13/2025 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I could probably pick this copper out of a 6pack line up. You can just tell by their appearance they would make a beef like this. I can only blame retention and recruitment…….who was the head of that dept a year ago?!?!?

8/13/2025 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s what they’re worried about in 014? Must be nice.

8/13/2025 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call the crime lab and bring in k9.

8/13/2025 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Satire…? Please be satire.

8/13/2025 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

#1. See who come to work smelling like coffee. (From the special agents' handbook, under clues.)

8/13/2025 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of all the knits to pick, pimples to pop and boogers to blow, a cheapskate bag of beans?

Just how tight of a puckerhole does it take to do this?

8/13/2025 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical house mouse behavior upset there coffee disappeared smh.

8/13/2025 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has to be an article from The Onion! 😂 it can’t be real!

8/13/2025 02:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is some petty shit right there

8/13/2025 02:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shame on that Sgt for taking that report.. here is 10 bucks go buy some more you crybaby & take him off the desk (unless he’s bid-they are stuck with him/her). Be the change

8/13/2025 02:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s probably the timekeeper in 014s coffee that guy beefs on other po’s so he can stay on managements good graces because he’s scared of the streets

8/13/2025 02:42:00 AM  
Blogger JustHereForThePaycheck said...

Two points…

1). Coppers are the worst when it comes to property that isn’t theirs

2). The victim “copper” who insisted this bullshit be memorialized as it was is a straight up PUSSY

8/13/2025 02:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

$20? Call it a favor !

8/13/2025 04:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There were no grounds for a formal complaint.

8/13/2025 04:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most likely it was drank unintentionally over the officers furlough. What idiot would make a report over nonsense.

8/13/2025 05:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a personal filing cabinet? toss it in the trash, this isn't Hoarders's TV show !!

8/13/2025 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I haven’t worked in 014 for 10 years, but “come on man” you are a house mouse and your house mouse coffee was used up by another house mouse. Fire everyone of the house mice unless they go back on the street. Especially the complainant that showcases the shame.

8/13/2025 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is ridiculous, the Sergeant is an idiot and so is the cop.

8/13/2025 05:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seems ridiculous in that those areas are not for personal property but for communal usage. And who makes a report for coffee? I hope this person is ostracized for being a fool.

8/13/2025 05:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

really? waa waa waa

8/13/2025 06:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a dummy. Dummy for making the report. Dummy for thinking a common area is for personal items. Dummy for spending twenty bucks on a coffee bag. Desk “officers” are the worst kind of officers. No work but collect full pay. Some even do OT on the desk.

8/13/2025 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has to be a new hire! Geeze, you learn from grade school how to secure your property. Wasting everyone’s time! Wha Wha Wha someone took my coffee. They don’t make them like they make them like they used too!

8/13/2025 06:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

as the good Sgt. set his cup of coffee down on the desk to generate the report

8/13/2025 06:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully the CR Sgt remembers that complaint when someone complains about not getting a report at the desk.

8/13/2025 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really? All this over coffee??? These new cops are such p*ssies, I'm glad I retired

8/13/2025 06:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it’s in an unlocked drawer marked 1st Watch safe to say anyone could have used it without repercussions. Unlocked drawer is not properly safeguarding your property. Fricken moron. This department is so unprofessional is sick. Bunch of high school acting idiots.

8/13/2025 06:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much would you want to bet that the P.O. has less than 5 years on and is working the desk.

8/13/2025 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loser

8/13/2025 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This doesn’t surprise me. About 15 years ago, I escorted my prisoner in lock up and stay until given the “all clear” by the lock up keeper. While the lock up guys were asking the prisoner the common intake questions, the PO lockup keeper went to their fridge to retrieve his bbq sauce. He went ape shit and demanded to know who used his bbq sauce, that was in a common fridge for everybody working lockup. The younger guest PO apologized and said he squeezed one use of bbq sauce on his chicken and offered to buy him a new bottle. This lockup keeper went on a screaming frenzy about it’s his bbq sauce and went on and on and I’m standing there in disbelief. The lockup keeper was a well-known former range instructor jagoff with a walrus mustache. So much for “brothers in blue” …yea right!

8/13/2025 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it says first watch then wouldn’t that mean it’s for anyone on 1st watch? How can it be theft if it is open for an entire watch to use?

8/13/2025 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have a major case brewing here.

8/13/2025 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I identify as a 2.5 pound bag of coffee

8/13/2025 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone without a desk bid position ought to be banned from that task. Out to the mean streets you go. Have fun.

8/13/2025 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To quote Sgt Hartman. If it wasn't for dickheads like you there would be no thievery in this world.

8/13/2025 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then you get a retaliation beef. A person who would make a complain like this is a person who will claim they’re being discriminated against for their race, face, age, religion, orientation, anything they can think of to get something for themselves. Clearly not a team player if they bring coffee only for themselves. This person has to be ostracized but not too ostracized that they can make a complaint. They’re clearly a desk worker so just leave them on the desk and don’t talk to them ever. Make sure people know who they are though, at least warn others.

8/13/2025 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surprised he didnt request an E.T. for prints! The stupid sgt that made the report probably is the one who drank the coffee. One P.O. that I know for sure didn't drink or take it was Old Mary that worked the desk and always did radios...she had her own whisky bottle!!

8/13/2025 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s either 3 years or 25 year old timer who’s been on the desk for 20 years.

8/13/2025 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Either that or a millennial!!!! WAAAAA someone stole my coffee!!! I'M Telling!!!

8/13/2025 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waited a week for the coffee to return. I guess sometimes hope is all you get, because the only change you get is for the worse ...

8/13/2025 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In every district there's a coffee maker and every watch desk crew throws in for coffee. Are we to assume that this ding dong would buy coffee for himself? Did he have his own coffee maker as well? Hopefully this is a fake report.

8/13/2025 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see what you did there.

8/13/2025 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wtf is going on to this once great department?? The desk crew on all 3 watches drank the coffee, thanks for your contribution officer, period end of story. CR#., grow some balls and common sense.

8/13/2025 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a tool … colossal waste of time … and even in your personal locker its not necessarily “safe” the lockers are CPD property and can be searched at any time for any reason … they put the note on the locker about the lock being cut in x number of days as a courtesy but they can cut the lock on the spot … you do not own your locker … wasting everybody’s time with this stupid bullshit … clearly never worked a day on the street

8/13/2025 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


If this would have been reported 35 yrs ago when I came on the job in the 14th District the officer would have been dumped off the watch and left in limbo forever probably stuck on 1st watch indefinitely. Would not get a steady car assignment, would get their DOG changed every period and would be chased out of the district as a crying rat. If you leave stuff that’s accessible to other people then don’t be surprised when it’s gone.

8/13/2025 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exactly

8/13/2025 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is his eyeliner, blush, and lipstick also missing.

8/13/2025 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Test every single officer’s poop and urine for traces of the exact coffee beans used. We are going to get to the bottom of this.

8/13/2025 07:59:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Things must be different on the North side

8/13/2025 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't take shit that ain't yours. But that copper is a pussy and so is the Sgt who wrote that nonsense report

8/13/2025 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exactly- dump the bitch off the desk

8/13/2025 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finders keepers? Sounds like abandoned property….

8/13/2025 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sergeant should have pulled a Trailer Park Boys. "I'm gonna pay you $20 to fuck off." No report generated.

8/13/2025 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've never understood the mentality behind desk people setting up shop in common/shared areas like a fucking hobo. Keeping department supplies in a locked drawer with a label for your watch only. Their not your staples, Karen. Welcome to CPD kid, where some coppers steal the pettiest of things.

8/13/2025 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Detective Supplemental Report:
UNFOUNDED

8/13/2025 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s already made it to cops on the west coast, cuz my buddy over there sent it to the group chat this am. SCC is worldwide!

8/13/2025 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey AssMan009 what would you do if someone stole your $20 bag of coffee from cook county when you went on furlough?

8/13/2025 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All you have to do is replace that coffee with some cheap ass Folgers… and Voila coffee was just misplaced, not stolen…

8/13/2025 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

👍🏻👍🏻

8/13/2025 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a rookie. Just an old dog with time on the job. Never did shit. Never will.

8/13/2025 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Judas Priest, Man up!

8/13/2025 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see what you did there…

Thank you for your service!

8/13/2025 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see what you did there.

8/13/2025 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somehow I think this copper has watched the ‘Cain Mutiny’ one too many times.

8/13/2025 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor has it that it was replaced by a bright green dildo.

8/13/2025 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has the victim been offered counseling after this traumatizing event?

8/13/2025 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

once again you can't fix stupid it's forever teeeeeeee heeeeeee now back to my morning coffee break thanks

8/13/2025 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope he isn't a bid, because he would be on a car the next day.

8/13/2025 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CR numbers on the sergeant and lieutenant for taking this report.

Rule No. 11. Incompetence in the performance of duty.

8/13/2025 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this officer goes back on a car, trauma like this can be avoided.

8/13/2025 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everything mentioned is correct. The officer is a pussy, bitch and asshole all rolled into one. Nothing will become of this except fellow officers hopefully urinating in this piece of shit's coffee. I hope many citizens flood the desk and task this officer with completing useless reports. If the reports are refused, get multiple CR's on this idiot.

8/13/2025 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The coffee is gone. You are never getting it back. Deal with it…

8/13/2025 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Travis Bickle said...

Amen Gunny, RIP.

8/13/2025 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The one who appears the most jittery took the coffee.

8/13/2025 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Despise those people. They have a cushy job on the desk and keep personal items in the station.

8/13/2025 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some people live for drama.

8/13/2025 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its a property crime moron.. not a homicide hahaha

8/13/2025 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shame on the sergeant? So he’s supposed to take 10 days for not doing it? The only one that should be ashamed is the crybaby bitch crying about the bag of coffee

8/13/2025 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Detective Supplemental Report:
UNFOUNDED: Wrong classification it should read: CLOSED NON-CRIMINAL Lost Property

8/13/2025 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gunny Hartman says, if it wasn't for dickheads like you there would be no thievery in the world! You ladies owe me for one bag of coffee.

8/13/2025 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Consider this a lesson Sgt. Starbucks, next time take your French vanilla home with you on furlough. ☕️

8/13/2025 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the comments. You're all amazing and creative. Everyone in an office knows, anything unmarked is fair game. What a loser and now global laughingstock

8/13/2025 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Idiot come here I'll give you the $20

8/13/2025 01:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone clearly does not get sarcasm...

8/13/2025 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The coffee was supposed to be used at midnight basketball

8/13/2025 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring back Officer Friendly! And I nominate THIS guy. He’s my idol.

8/13/2025 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A good investigation will filter out the usual suspects.

8/13/2025 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey at least who ever did this wasnt stealing money from the pollacks just like the old 016 midnight crew did

8/13/2025 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Good god man! This was coffee, not mere strawberries!” Humphrey Bogart.

8/13/2025 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never post. But this is worth recognizing. Kudos my friend.

8/13/2025 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes he was a J.O. on the range he screw with people for a laugh

8/13/2025 03:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is systematic. This is the blue code of silence. This goes deeper than anyone can possibly think. There’s crime afoot in 014. We have sworn police officers stealing from communal drawers. And the commander is clearly complicit, probably the leader of this thieving syndicate. I already emailed the alderman and they’re very interested in this.

8/13/2025 03:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m perking up reading these comments

8/13/2025 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do they still have the mini fridge with the huge lock on it behind the desk on 014?

8/13/2025 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They gonna use forties for that!!!

8/13/2025 03:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

or was it the 025 crew? or both?

8/13/2025 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lawrence talks to his coffee. I think he is a section 8.

8/13/2025 04:30:00 PM  
Blogger JustHereForThePaycheck said...

No. But his tampons and maxipads seem to have vanished.

8/13/2025 04:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Civit Cat Coffee....

8/13/2025 04:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stan: The Java Man

8/13/2025 04:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a retired District Sector Sergeant who retired in 1998. Back in the day I was fortunate to have, in my opinion, the best sector in not only the district I was assigned to, but I would put the men and woman against any sector in the city. As a prize to these people when we were on days and it was a Sunday, I would give one of my Officers a day off. They had to come into the station for roll call, leave me a slip, and go home. If someone had a party on a Saturday night, same thing: come to roll call, leave a slip, and go home. I would only do this for the PO"s that were in my sector. One day a PO who only worked 4-12's wanted a Saturday Night off. This particular PO was denied time due. So, as the dog ass in which he was, went on the medical. One Saturday night, one of my PO's wanted the night off to attend a family function. This Officer reported for duty but left after roll call. Dog ass noticed the Officer missing and obtained a CR# on me. The Watch Commander, who was new to the district learned of the complaint. This WC called me into the station and questioned me about it. I took out the time due slip and said the particular Officer gave me a slip. The WC knew I was lying thru my teeth but he did not press the issue. I filled in the time and turned in the slip. I was called into the Commander's Office and got a ass chewing. I was told no more days off. I called a sector meeting after work one day and told them my gift to them had to end. I told them who the Officer was who got me the number. The end result was he never worked our watch again because the PO's "fucked" with him every way they could. The other thing was I was exonerated but everyone knew I was guilty as hell. The Officer who got the number on me got fired for an off duty incident which occurred several months later. THIS GOES TO SHOW YOU THAT THERE WERE, ARE, AND WILL BE DOG ASS WHO COME ON THE JOB

8/13/2025 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo, that Jamaican Blue!!!!

8/13/2025 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This sounds like a report that Sgt. JC in 18th District would take.

8/13/2025 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call Tampon Tim!!!

8/13/2025 05:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A 2.5lb can of Folgers costs $21 at Target. This guy is complaining about garbage coffee??!!!!

8/13/2025 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Allow me to retort. If the sergeant doesn't get a CR he/she takes even more time for not getting the CR. This isn't 1990 this is softball city where every mush is a victim and can't handle things themselves.

8/13/2025 07:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The detectives are filtering out suspects.

8/13/2025 07:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guy sounds like a real bag of shit.

8/13/2025 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop it already....014 was also on it. The Milwaukee Ave corridor was alive and well in all three districts.

8/13/2025 07:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid complaint and CR

8/13/2025 08:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah magical coffee beans it grows balls and turns cops into heros. Someone should serve it during compstat meetings

8/13/2025 08:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ricky Rivera put a stop to this bs

8/13/2025 08:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No proof it was “lost”.

8/13/2025 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: Juicy just will not go away, will he?

"Smollett posed the conspiracy that Emanuel and the police framed him..."

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/jussie-smollett-claims-chicago-police-173000074.html

8/13/2025 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let’s never let this one stop. Keep it percolating.

8/13/2025 09:41:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Only a house mouse behave like that.

8/13/2025 09:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

required . learn the rules this way you'll pass a test

8/13/2025 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course you would! You sound like the ass-clown who improperly stored his bag of coffee. Blame, blame, blame! All you 3-year wonders sound alike.

8/13/2025 10:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call news affairs

8/13/2025 10:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh ER… you idiot.

8/13/2025 10:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If something was stolen from the 014 kitchen, odds are it was DT from 009 midnights desk crew.

8/13/2025 11:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You were standing there and didn't say shit. Just like 99% of poocccc police

8/13/2025 11:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's next, condiments?

8/14/2025 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing has changed. I'm a sector sergeant and its hard to take care of people because there is ALWAYS some dog ass loser who complains they didn't get sent home early. Its hard to send a dog ass home, a dog ass who shows up late for roll call and is in the station 30 minutes early for checkoff. Then when he's written up he starts with a beef on the sergeant. I hate these fat fucking old time dog asses. Whats worse, he's an FTO.

Story is, nothing changes. There will always be a loser to ruin it for everyone.

8/14/2025 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

About a decade ago, I was stuck working the midnight desk in a d-unit while the other guy was on furlo. Being on desk - you are stuck - no taking the squad for lunch or a nap in a quiet corner. Sometimes the phone never stopped ringing. I knew there was a candy stash in the adjacent office and nightly I needed a pick me up. I'd dip in - just 1 or 2 mini bars every night. Before I knew it - I had polished the entire bag at the end of my time. I felt so bad - I thought about buying a new bag.

8/14/2025 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we get some initials at least? I have way too many possibilities running through my head.

8/14/2025 02:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spoken like someone who scored in the 3,000s on the list or didn’t take the test because it’s all “corrupt.”

Before you go spouting rules, read the order on complaints.

8/14/2025 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't believe the hype. This fool is laying groundwork to start a civil rights lawsuit. He'll keep beefing and laying paperwork until he gets enough to sue the department. I'm all for using the courts for redress if you've been fucked over by the bosses but this guy is truly a malcontent sack of shit. He'll constantly do this until he gets either cash payouts, a soft spot inside, or mental stress disability. You haven't heard the last of this numbskull. Total turd.

8/14/2025 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone should call the media and see if they can get an interview with the " victim".

8/14/2025 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember reading this in the fabled "The Gallows" out of the 25th district. "The Mystery of The Missing Thanksgiving Dinner". One of the finer local restaurants would set aside a full Thanksgiving Dinner with all the trimmings for the desk personnel of that district, to be picked up at an assigned time. A marked beat car showed up, an unknown officer promptly picked up the meal and then disappeared with it. When the district car got there they were told it had already been picked up. The meal was gone. No food for the desk crew. People were extremely pissed. Watch Commanders were called, Street Deputies were notified. Districts were put on alert in case anyone was seen transferring the meal into their personal vehicle. There were rumors of various desk personnel in other districts enjoying turkey wings. No one was ever apprehended nor charged. I suspect an inside job. It remains a mystery to this day. Jimmy Hoffa ain't got shit on this one...

8/14/2025 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My guess is that this cop is a cheap bastard

8/14/2025 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

$20 for 2.5 lbs. makes this cheap ass coffee.

8/14/2025 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep ...Not surrounded by shit

8/14/2025 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You saying he is part of "the community" or something?

8/14/2025 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on .. What are the initials ?

8/14/2025 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe it was that Bat-Shit crazy female captain who took the meal and then served it to the prisoners in the lock up while she prayed with them.
She was dumped back to lieutenant before her Captain's probation was up a few months later.

8/14/2025 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I know who the 014th district copper is.

He was the guy who married a prostitute who worked in the district.
One day at roll call, he stood up and he was crying.
He began begging the guys in roll call to "PLEASE stop screwing my wife".
It was really pathetic. However, he never got a C.R. on the guys for that. They would have set his car on fire in the parking lot !
He went on to marry several other women just like that first one.

Wait a minute, NEVER MIND. That happened back in 1975.
RIP Ross. The poor fellow died in a 1 room apartment 3 months before he turned 63. He was STILL working in Call Back.

8/14/2025 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Many sergeants would hold slips and give ducks including myself.
Some OLD time sergeants in 025 didn't play the game.
They knew better, It would ALWAYS turn into a shit-show after a while.
After all, these guys were around in the old days when guys would go home early, then do stick ups or some other illegal crap.

A female PPO in 015 once was given a duck. She then went to the gym where she saw her boyfriend copper talking to another chick. She got pissed and started hitting him with dumb bells. All on camera by the way.
She got fired, The sergeant took 10 days.
SCREW giving anyone a play. Turn in the slip for EVERYONE. So you are a jag-off.
One day when you are an old retired sergeant, these guys will never call or see you again anyway.

8/14/2025 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We all know that goofy sergeant and his cheating brother Lt. John in Area A1, the infamous shoulder tapper who nobody takes serious. Hey Sgt, JC next time you pull a CR on someone gets all the facts straight.

8/14/2025 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it was willie the wahale (lt finnegan) 025 who stole the turkey a real stroke and cheap -ss too just like joe curtin

8/14/2025 01:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yup. Crazy Elizabeth Olsen. Heavy enough to be promoted, er, appointed to the rank of “no test required” captain but not heavy enough in that she was demoted back to lieutenant with two others. One was a black guy caught in a south suburban gambling raid. I forget who the this nitwit was.

8/14/2025 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s not over. BIA now has to investigate. They’ll have to go down to HQ to give formal statements. Crime against a PO was alleged. Imagine this years ago.

8/14/2025 09:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This reminds me of an amazingly stupid sergeant back in the day. He had a case report done for criminal damage because his pen was broken and someone wrote on "his" desk. He also fled from his surveillance target after burning his second or third covert car. He injured two of his fingers by touching a belt sander to see if it was really on, because it was moving so fast that he couldn't tell. He sure was a special guy.

8/15/2025 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mice tore open the coffee bag and made a mess. I cleaned it up and threw everything out. That’s why other companies put their coffee in cans.

8/15/2025 04:16:00 PM  

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