Yoyo Retiring
From numerous sources:
The papers are in.
She just became too much of an embarrassment.
No word on how west side dope deliveries will be completed.
Who's up for First Deputy now? The serial sexual deviant?
Labels: department issues
Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
From numerous sources:
The papers are in.
She just became too much of an embarrassment.
No word on how west side dope deliveries will be completed.
Who's up for First Deputy now? The serial sexual deviant?
Labels: department issues
157 Comments:
Believe it or not she’s going to be the chief of a suburb. Crestwood or maywood. Can’t remember which.
Hey Bud, Hein would make a great 1st deputy. Hes the real police. I wish he worked at cook county department of corrections back in the day.
Word around HQ is that snelling wants devries as his first but he’s not dark enough for the mayor.
Karma is a bitch hey Yo-Yo
If Hein makes it it’ll be a disaster. All his Edison Park recently promoted drinking buddies will be Area Chiefs by year’s end or sooner. This department is totally screwed.
Mmmmmmm....You go girl.
She ain't going no place says....
She be mov'in on up
Well we're movin' on up
(Movin' on up)
To the North side
(Come on, movin' on up)
To a deluxe apartment in the Congress
Movin' on up
(Movin' on up)
To the North side
(Come on, movin' on up)
We finally got a piece of the action
Getting our hands on the tax pie
Dope don't fry in the kitchen
Warrant's don't burn on the grill
Took a whole lotta lyin'...some dancing
Just to get up that hill
Now we're up in the big leagues, old dem's gone be dat
Gettin' our turn at bat
As long as we live
It's you and me, baby girl we all dat...
There ain't nothin' wrong best not diss me dat
Well we're movin' on up
(Movin' on up)
Voting me into Congress I sayyyyyyyy....
Where there goes $100.
I was betting that Conehead would pick her for the next Supt.
Tally is garbage. Criminal behavior. Completely unqualified. Respected by no one. Great decision if it was even yours supe. Hein has already abandoned her. Ironic since she supported him over all the others that were way more qualified. She’s lucky she’s not being charged for the PPP loans or is she? A couple people have lawsuits waiting in the wings for her as well… TikTok yo-yo
And no, the deviant Walker doesn’t have a chance
Good riddance
Time to reshuffle the deck chairs. Look for some A5 changes after the CF of Mexican weekend
Papers may be in, but when’s the effective date? Could be next year.
That’s why EPI was closed today , they said they had to save up on kegs for JH and his lackeys for a promotion party
Who would have guessed that a merit DEI selection who never did a days police work and has drug trafficking relatives would not cut it as 2nd in command. How about choosing someone who passed every test, without cheating (NOBLE), and has actually spent time working the street and actually came up with effective strategies to address crime or whatever the mission was. Wouldn't that be a novel idea. No merit and experience, let's try that for once.
Narcotics hasn’t been the same since those guys got railroaded now it’s a skeleton crew
She'll be pulling 140k a year for an absolute do nothing career.
Disgusting!!! This pos will retire with a pension at her overpaid salary for a DEI employee not qualified to be a security guard at McDonald’s
That's quite a department you have there.
Yo Yo is the quintessential ghetto queen DEI Chicago Police boss. So fucking embarrassing what this job has come to.
serial sexual deviant?
Ha you know you need to be more specific SCC, there are plenty of these lurking around HQ
1st Deputy Jon p Heineken. All my brew crew meet in the garage for beers and shots
Moves are coming!
Sorry gonna be like 165,000 a year. Poster child why gold braid pensions must end before they bankrupt the pension!
That makes him qualify to be 1st deputy???? lol
She’s going to hook up with the hamburglar
There will always be a non qualified merit pick to take her place.
Like his ghost pay rolling Capt buddie JM who is doing his real estate business on CPD time
As opposed to the Omega Psi Phi fraternity that runs it now? You seriously think that a group of drinking buddies from the NW side will ruin this job more?
traci walker
There is no way Conehead will approve of anyone for that spot that is pigment challenged.
Can she take her good for nothin intake Sgt from BIA (KF) with her? This lady is as toxic as it comes and can’t find her way out of a wet paper bag. Blatant favoritism to people who kiss her ass & retaliation to people who are better than her. Not the type of person I’d want investigating complaints on PO’s.
It certainly is, handcrafted over generations in the Smokey back rooms with ancient skilled knowledge and experience.
Jess, look at da boss.
Yeah we heard all about it. They were talking about it at court. She’s having BIA Investigators to doctor up all of the CR interviews associated with her utilizing the AI voice recorders that they sign out from the radio room. HQ gossip saids that BIA Investigators are closing all of the internal sham investigations against her, They are become very creative up on the 5th floor.
She was the First Deputy of the CPD for about a month and a half before she went over and started screwing around with the CFD., She broke the record and Bay history again, by becoming the shortest, lived First Deputy in the CPD’s history. She won’t last long in the suburbs, besides everything makes the news in suburban towns.
I don’t believe it.
I second that! Bye bitch!
I love it!
She screwed up when she tried to cross the superintendent. He was OK with her violating everyone else, but when she rose up against him, then and only then she became an issue.
She has maxed out. Why is she still here? What is she waiting around for? There would’ve never been a CFD incident had they forced her out a long time ago.
I tried to sing it in Jefferson style, best verse "Dope dont fry in the kitchen" bravo to you sir or madem.
Serious question: How on earth did the superintendent allow Talley’s behavior to get to such a high this level of embarrassment? Is he really that out of touch with what goes on in this department?
Maybe the feds might grab her on her last day as she walks out HQ. Walker? Tracy?
She’s a piece of shit pension thief. Fucking imbecile.
Snelling doesn’t want a 1st deputy. He didn’t want one in the first place which is why we went over a year and a half without one.
Please get the Commander of 016 out of here. Slow down on the Ozempic it’s effecting your brain.
Even mayor fruit loops isnt that crazy...and Yo-Yo knows that. Just who the devil is that replaces her is a burning question.
Get out ASAP
Gotta keep the corruption floated to the tops of the corrupted municipalties.
Traci the bully? Traci the harasser?
The supervisor training class was comical when a video in class was played having Talley and hein give advice what a good leader is. it’s sad when the top leaders in this department didn’t pass one promotion test yet they act so smart and knowledgeable… “we da best, but can’t pass the test!” Our top leadership has to be the most incompetent in the country.
Hein is the biggest snake. He is a jerk and unless you’re his buddy you’ll be happy for him. On the other hand Snelling deserves what he is about to get. Hein will drag him like a rag doll. Hein wouldn’t look his way if he wasn’t the Good job 👏🏼 Snelling.
The superintendent is also a DEI hired. He is not qualified, he was at the academy for how long, also a liberal.
Yeap. Larry you said you care about morale and picking this asshole you’ll bring morale back up. I guess those Gibsons steaks pay off. Ladies and gentleman if you want a promotion follow Larry like a lap dog and take him to eat Gibsons.
You watch and see… 👀when you guys get Hein, the entire department except for his friends and family are going to be miserable. The guy is an asshole.
Devries couldn't handle being a District Commander for a day, how the hell is he going to be the First?
Devries retired
Harvey
That’s a sick ass nickname so funny that and backstabvich r some premium funny ass names good shit.
"The serial sexual deviant?" You have to narrow that down a bit.
Snelling , Talley and Hein passed a combined ZERO promotional tests combined! Real leaders.
They asked for feedback at the end of class and everyone said those videos should be taken out of the class. We were part of the first few weeks, are they still showing it after a month of classes? They clearly don't listen to feedback
Hein loaded up 024 with all his beer buddies and pin cushions and then moved them on to better spots. I’m surprised Vanek didn’t go there for her one month as a Lt.
What happened in area 5 over the Mexican weekend? Seemed pretty slow.
talley is being named police chief of maywood do not worry alderman irvin your dope houses will still be protected
can anybody out there answer me this will her retirement be held in a closet or phone booth?
to be honest here all the 1st deputies have been worthless political hacks except john thomas rip a true great leader
I believe she will do well in the suburbs, chief crossing guard. That’s all she’s qualified for.
The crime of the century she's leaving with a top dollar gold braid pension to beat the band.
And now get in position to push her desk up next to Cabrini Kim and light in the loafers, somewhere else.
Totally
I seriously doubt Crestwood. Many of these clouted exempts fail when they are not working inside the protected bubble of Chicago Politics.
9/19/2025 08:09:39 AM
100%!!!
To the first response, does that make Conehead an anti-pigmentist, or suffer from anti-pigmentism?
If Yo-Yo Talley is the standard and role model for this department, that’s scary.
Traci should be brought up on sexual harassment charges.
Dolton Tiffany H. Playbook
ITS TRUE
Seiser going to be the next First Deputy
Yo-yo, you screwed over many people up to and including a few good bosses. Screwing over the superintendent proved to be your demise, but it should’ve been much earlier. You’re a disgrace, you’re a low-level criminal, good riddance.
Now she will have more time to ride along with her niece and nephew to make sure the drugs make it to their intended destination.
Cue music: "Trying to catch me ridin dirty..." "Trying to catch me ridin dirty.."
100% correct. What a shame for the rank and file.
He is out of touch. He doesn’t know how to do this job. His COS controls him. All those civilian promotions are all her friends and drinking buddies. He listens to her and Hein. Do you really think he does any reading or decisions????!!!!
I disagree. KF is one of the nicest persons I've meet on and off the job. If you feel she has something against you then you need to take a close look at your own actions.
165k and I'll bet you she'll still be broke living in Lawndale
good Lord, the dept brass is shameful
I swear, cops are some real comedians. Well done.
Heineken! Pure gold. Now we need nicknames for all his EP lapdogs.
Crossing guard may be too complicated for her!
She sure took care of her frat brothers and sorority sisters, blatant racism. That’s what this city has become and it’s disgusting. How about the best person for the job? I know you always had to eat a few goofs, but this is out of control.
Heard Crimesha and prickwrinkle wants yo yo as police chief of Crestwood. A given.
The nice guy that died at home from a grabber because he was a fatass?? And his family received line of duty benefits??? Fuck him and FUCK YOU!!!
wait for the retirement party flyer to be posted. pic of the niece w car and an ounce of coke. cb photo of the guy charged. makes for a good flyer
October 15, 2025
Did you see all the fake 🐍people at her promotion party⁉️🙄🥴🤔🧐
WRONG‼️ Far from Low-Level Criminal… She should be in Prison
15 October 2025.
Talley should’ve been gone. She should’ve been forced to leave two years ago. She should’ve left willingly after her 29 and a day.
Conehad is not very bright. Nothing says he won't try to get her back as he plans to lauch the Snells.
She’s not leaving. She has no life outside of the CPD.
They found the last phone booth in Chicago. Then they hand-printed the retirement party tickets. All 5 of them!
Another undeserved, bloated pension.
Yolanda isn’t in a sorority. That wig wouldn’t make it. She’s a Vice Lord from the westside.
Damn, I just might wear the same dress that I wore to YT’s promotional party to her retirement party. The only problem is, I haven’t had a chance to put it in the cleaners.
$165.000 pension and a dope line on the westside. Not bad. Hopefully, she spends more time managing her dope, I mean personal vehicle.
Yo-yo is retiring because the A1 Det investigation got some legs and it’s not good and she knows she’s maxed out and can leave whenever. Watson is in serious crap and yo-yo and her consulted about this when Watson was a Lt in IAD. Yoyo knows Watson has to implicate her in this as knowing about it but Nikki will have no parachute to explain why she did what she did except to say Talley told me. Watson is a terrible merit clown commander. She should be a PO working a beat car in 005 or wherever she came from. She’s a cancer. I’d like to tell her this but I’d have to make an appointment a week out with her staff first.. that right, you can’t talk to your boss, you need to make an appointment to see her a week out that she needs to approve first. A1 has been destroyed.
BREAKING NEWS:
https://abc7chicago.com/amp/post/chicago-police-18th-district-1863-tactical-team-officers-reassigned-problematic-pattern-traffic-stops-turned-searches/17851198/
NICE - That Rat BIA fat fuck Barz retires with a nice pension, heads over to work for the Cubs and once again these poor young clueless coppers get fucked and will soon be in a no pay status. We’re hearing a few more from same team, a few from another team, two Sgt.’s and Lt. also getting wrapped into it.
BARZ pushed for stops and arrests and promised us opportunities for merit detective and Sgt. and a chance to go to units like narcotics and gangs and we got nothing. He’s a lying unethical piece of shit and should be in prison for doing this to us. A class action suit should be brought by all the PO’s he fucked over and promised shit too and who got in trouble after PUSHING AND PUSHING for more and more activity.
I remember reading this on SCC months ago when someone leaked it that a scandal involving traffic stops with 018 Tact was coming down involving the supervisors. Well, it looks like it took a little longer but they were right.
New Chief of Park Ridge
It’s “their time”.
I’d rather have them promoted than the DEI south side crew who has ruined this Dept the last bunch of years.
No more sale of root beer in Crestwood.
Any chance she can take A/1 ChatGPT Watson with her ?
Did the case featuring Dee Emenim and Marco T catch up to her for not taking it seriously? Justice for the civilian that Deeze Emenim Nuts dragged into it to cover for her shenanigans.
Hey 16th district fraidy Cat, tell him yourself
025 went up on Tuesday night , and multiple shootings in 017 through Tuesday
Every stop you do is a potential fourth amendment beef. Do them right and you have nothing to worry about; do them wrong and you have everything to worry about. But it all comes back to the individual. A commander can say they want more activity, they don’t have to put quotas out there though. It’s the coppers who make the stops, it’s the copper’s name not the commander. The commander wasn’t on scene ordering the stop. Coppers should be held responsible for any illegal stop they made.
Old news in 018. That happened 2 months ago and no supervisors were affected. Though one supervisor was hidden in Gangs, for his own good.
9/19/2025 10:15:32 PM
Sounds like you were there 🙄
You gotta make the job work for you. Stop hating.
You have no idea what you’re talking about. Hein, stop posting on the blog, we know you hate Barz but this was your mess you created.
I heard she took the chief of Ford City job.
https://abc7chicago.com/amp/post/chicago-police-department-first-deputy-superintendent-yolanda-talley-retire-october-15/17852221/
No Way!
MR. T is going to get 1st Deputy spot.
I pity Da fool.
What guys railroaded? The team that claimed a prisoner “escaped” so they could let both offenders go?
Randomly stopping vehicles and searching with no indication of illegal activity? They all should go down. The supervisors who encouraged it and the po’s who were not smart enough to stand up for themselves. Sorry, but that shit was done forever but once bwc became a thing, everyone should have known to alter their behavior.
Poor P.Os? Negative. If anyone chooses to go to and remain on teams or in units where they're chasing numbers or doing "questionable" stops, I've got no sympathy for you. You should know eventually things will hit the fan
Park Ridge?! Are any of these jobs for real?
There's not going to be a 1st deputy. It's part of cost cutting from the department.
Yes, she and Commander A. Watson (A/1) were recently handed down sustained EEOC Complaints from EEOC Chicago. It’s public records and a hot topic in legal affairs. The Superintendent and Dana O’Malley are pretending to have no knowledge. Commander Watson still has her position and she’s looking to get promoted.
BIA is scrambling to clear YT’s beefs. If you are called down, don’t go to bat for her.
A major media outlet is in preparation of dropping a full story regarding Talley, her corruption and how she was able to remain a top brass member of the department.
My thoughts exactly.
The photo are on social media.
This is about the 12th requests to have A/1 Watson removed. Superintendent listen to your guys.
The same closet that she moved Civilian Aileen Robinson to. You know Aileen, the Civilian that filed a lawsuit against her.
A/1 Commander Watson got Talley involved in the DM vs MT lawsuit. A/1 Commander Watson was the Commander that handled it, or should I say failed to handle it. A/1 Commander Watson could have resolved the matter before it became a can of worms. Watson told Talley that the matter wasn’t a big deal, and Talley listened to her. Talley got caught up by listening to Commander A. Watson and as always, by trying to cover things up for A/1 Commander A. Watson who is dragging so many others into her b-llshit.
Take Ben, Stevens, Walker, Tate, Jerome, Hein, Parham with you as well fkn do nothing suck holes.
Part of the settlements in at least two of the many lawsuits against First Deputy Talley is that she be asked to leave or forced out.
Traci Walker walking around the BIA each day with her pants sagging and harassing women. What are you doing about Sgt. Jimmie Smith who constantly walks to the lobby of the fifth floor, asking witnesses and accused members about investigations that they’re involved in? Can you find something for him to do? Clean this unit up!
KF is very toxic.
Supe please remove the video from the training. I’m trying to take the trainings seriously, but that video is counterproductive.
Don’t let the squeaky voice fool you. N. Watson definitely
has a dark-side. She has some dark hidden traits, likely stemming from her childhood. She puts on the fake baby talk when she knows she’s done wrong.
DEI do nothings.
Interesting. Imagine if it became common knowledge that Deeze Eminem Nut Job lies as bad as she pretends to be a victim.
Traci Walker has been harassing CPD women since her days in 021. She is a nasty piece of work.
Jerome… How in God‘s name could you call him a suck ass – anything but. Please don’t mention him in that company. Tally. Good riddance.
A DEI hire if there ever was one, if ever a wiz there was....
Well he was convicted in a Cook County court by a judge.
Oh Sh-t! You guys have struck a nerve with Nicki! lol.
Nicki W. is going to tell on everyone.
DeeEminem should get a rule 14 slapped on her for bearing false witness, coaching others to be false witnesses and for overall being a typical cry wolf type.
Devries retired ? Good riddance. Guy never had a bad day on the job like his BFF Tommy boy. Another clown who has never had a bad day. Send that clown to patrol where he can learn how to be a Lt and not a copy boy and make sure he brings his special chair.
She did police work. Way more than snelling the gym teacher.
Typical bs from the informed this why we have brain drain in law enforcement she’s playing a psycho school house psych op just to F with the low matrix low CR guys and gals that are too conservative and have dirt on BJ from Elgin… Becareful because better governance you want Gery Chico for Mayor or Chief of staff because he knows the zoning issues and misfunding that needs to be fixed …. Flood bros .. and say no to choke sandwiches jag bag officers
Yo-Yo did nothing as a patrol officer.
Vice lords approve That
Marco stay off of the blog.
This is someone who clearly hasn’t seen Traci in uniform. I wonder if she got the girl you wanted.
Will somebody please interpret the above comment for me?
This is someone who clearly hasn’t seen Traci in uniform. I wonder if she got the girl you wanted.
9/23/2025 06:51:32 AM
No self-respecting woman would want a “girl” who would have anything to do with you, Traci. But thanks for chiming in.
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