No Longer Number One
Chicago is now Number Two (pun intended):
A new town is claiming the unsavory title of “rattiest city,” a title long-held by Chicago, according to a study released Tuesday by Orkin pest control company.
For the last 10 years, Chicago has held the unwanted title of “America’s rattiest city,” a label the city has been trying hard to shed. The city was granted its wish when Los Angeles took over the No. 1 spot.
[...] The shift was likely influenced by weather patterns, urban infrastructure and human behavior, the pest control company said.
However, Chicago still holds the No. 2 spot — with New York City in third place and San Francisco in fourth.
"weather patterns"
It's always "global warming."
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
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Even the rats are leaving under BJ's tenure. First the businesses, then the gods, tax-paying citizens, and now the rats. They all see the writing on the wall.
Liz Nagy from the Chicago ABC 7 I-Team left this Marxist Shithole for another Marxist Shithole; Los Angeles.
So there ya go..
ANOTHER Democrat going to another Democrat rat infested SHITHOLE.
What about the bedbugs? Can we at least still claim Number 1 in bedbugs?! We're the bed-buggiest, we're the bed-buggiest!
Chicago still leads the country in bed bug infestation.
I have rats running all over my neighborhood and alley. I think people just stop reporting them.
I’m confused. Shouldn’t the largest rat population be in Wisconsin where the cheese is at?
At the beginning of the article I thought it was in reference to the politicians that run the City.
Hey. Hey. The solution to fake global warming is for less freedoms more restrictions and more taxes.
Fake polar ice caps was going to melt in 2000. Didn’t happen.
In the 90’s the threat of another ice age in 10 years.
Acid rain in the 80’s. Never happened.
In the 70’s the threat of the fake ozone layer was going to be destroyed. Never happened.
In the 60’s the oil reserves will be depleted. Never happened.
What did happen? More taxes.
Believe nothing. Question everything. Don’t worry about LA. Newsome and Bass says everything is fine.
Where there's free stuff there will always be rats.
The rats are leaving just like eveyone else. Animals can sense coming weather and Chicago is supposed to have a colder and wetter winter.
From AI:
Chicago is forecast to face a colder and wetter winter, with forecasts from agencies like the NOAA and meteorologists from NBC, CBS, and AccuWeather predicting above-normal precipitation and a colder-than-average winter. This is largely due to a combination of a developing La Niña pattern, which tends to bring more active weather to the region, and a marine heatwave, nicknamed "The Blob," in the Pacific. This pattern could lead to more snow days, similar to the brutal winter of 2013-2014.
Rats of all kinds have been lured to LA by the two pied pipers, Greasy Gavin Newscum and Karen Bassface. They love the two legged ones. Unfortunately
for the four legged ones they will be consumed by the LA fires to come.
According to the theory of karma, re-embodiments are essential to achieving the perfect, eventual balancing of individual accountabilty.
Thus, the calculus of karma, being applied, results in the neccessity of copious quantities of vast varieties of species' body forms to dot every i and cross every t on the checklist of karmic debt.
Being as a rat whilst animating body human results in being a rat body occupant, likely thousands of times, to balance the debt of ratness.
Ditto for all other than human species bodies.
😼
James Cagney says....
You dirrrty ratts ......
They must not have counted city hall and HQ.
As long as we have ghetto dwellers dumping their greasy chicken bones and food scraps directly into garbage bins, we will always have a chance at number one.
"global warming"....been getting warmer since the Ice Age...maybe too many dinosaur farts!
Rats catching rides in the U-Hauls?
But we still have Brandon Johnson, rat mayor!
These ratings are utterly ridiculous. They are based solely on Orkin's calls for rat control, not on how many rats a city actually have. All it means is that Orkin does more business in the cities it rates as having lots of rats, as opposed to places that use other companies or do it themselves, as I do!
Well, the illegals, er migrats are here because of "climate change" as they say on the View or KJP, a old WH press secretary.... LIB SOURCES of course!
https://sustainability.stanford.edu/news/4-key-facts-about-climate-change-and-human-migration
https://www.npr.org/2024/03/26/1239904742/how-climate-driven-migration-could-change-the-face-of-the-u-s
A rat is a rat is a rat is a rat!
Rat farts!
Are they talking about all the two-legged rats?
We are still number 1 for 2-legged rats.
Human behavior + bodies of water. City dwellers tend to be pigs. Add a couple factors and it’s over the top, rat city. All of these cities are on water and overrun with 3rd world illegal aliens.
with the most rats, are you referring to the occupants of city hall?
1948 Skid Row - a short documentary. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-KyARC49Co
I even see them running in the alley behind my pretty loft. We need more stray cats.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Human behavior? Like shitting on the sidewalk?
OFF TOPIC:
Chicago Teachers Union spent $173K on poolside recording studio, won’t show audit to members
Each year CTU files a report with the U.S. Department of Labor detailing the money it has received and spent in the previous fiscal year. Buried within its 2025 report is a $173,000 expense to On Point Studios.
The location: Albuquerque, New Mexico.
https://www.illinoispolicy.org/chicago-teachers-union-spent-173k-on-poolside-recording-studio-wont-show-audit-to-members/
No paintings are mentioned.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chitown, again.
It's no coincidence that rats seeks fellow rat companions where most democRATS reiside.
I honestly believe Pritzker could demolish any other governor in a hot dog or pie eating contest. So, number one there. And Conehead easily has the most ridiculous haircut of any politician anywhere. He also might be absolutely the most ignorant, in this country anyway.
YES!! This is true.
12:26:34 AM Better that than her head to somewhere not wrecked by them.
Put out food regularly for your pretty neighborhood free roaming felines. And not only always that fucking cheapskate dry food. Meat scraps from your meals, etc., placed in one spot only, will provide an edible welcome mat to your neighborhoods free roaming cats.
For those who will complain that this will attract rats, well, to a sparsely yet reliably fed cat, rat is merely a bonus meal of fresh meat.
Ask any farmer why they relish having barnyard cats, kittens and help them raise their families as needed.
And no, this ain't the same as ghettoish slobbery.
Weren't these trash containers supposed to be rodent proof? When their lids are reliably closed?
Agreed - the Chicago rats are so plentiful that many have spread out to the collar cities. My relative lives in a southwest suburb that had NO rats five years ago. Now the rats are running across the streets day and nite. His neighbors complain constantly of the new rodent infestation. He lives four suburbs always from the Chicago border.
Good point. What about those who can’t afford orkin.
Illegals eating our precious rats
We are just gonna have to try harder and throw more trash from the 3rd floor into the already overflowing dumpsters!
It’s the shithead…..Grand Prize Game!
More Democrat bullshit from those who gave you the original Democrat bullshit. One of the most prolific daily generators of this bullshit is the thug on 5 at shitty hall and his obedient media boot likers. Never trust a thug and never trust the deceitful media.
I remember working VRI in front of the art museum. The rats were running up and down the fronts step with no cares in the world.
agreed, but when's the last time you saw a ghetto dweller use a garbage bin? usually out the car window on the ryan or onto the sidewalk in front of the crib
If Orkin included our politicians we would have won hands down!!!
A harsh winter will spell trouble for the illegal foreign army being aided and abetted by Democrat Socialists running our bankrupt city. Give to the illegal foreigners and their new potential voters at the expense of US citizens living on hard times. Blacks and Hispanics citizens realize this and know the Socialist Democrats have used and abused them for so long - but no more. Tell the Dems to "pound sand".
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Same. Never had a problem in my neighborhood until this last year. Who can afford the Orkin man these days!
Has Johnson declared that this is racist and dehumanizing to rats?
I remember growing up the 1936 educational film "Reefer Madness" was always rolled out by Democrats as showing how out of touch and unscientific conservatives were. I wish someone would roll out the 2006 film "An Inconvenient Truth" and point out the blatant lies and uneducated guesswork on climate change. No Al Gore...the snow on Mount Kilimanjaro and the polar ice caps did not melt causing the state of Florida to not sink beneath the ocean by 2016. {Honk Honk} We are all tired of being lied to by so-called experts and intellectuals.
IF I was a rat, I would move to LA from shitcogo, no doubt.
The city is still filled with rats, they are called democrats
hahaha!
You forgot Cow Farts
We still have the biggest rats though pritzker Johnson Kwame chuy duck worth and cantanzara
I heard Comstat was a real doozie this week!
Frenchy Martin Says:
The nerve of Los Angeles taking our number 1 spot. I’ll have to leave more crumbs and uneaten food around the firehouse. Just wait, we will reclaim our rightful title next year…..
The Ag School has a couple of barn cats. They help keep the rodents at bay.
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