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ICE Agents boxed in by 10 vehicles, and rammed by a driver armed with a semi-automatic weapon in Chicago - Gov. Pritzker pulls police & refuses to help
#chicago
According to DHS, during routine patrolling in Broadview, in the same area of Chicago that law enforcement were assaulted yesterday, agents came under attack again.
They were rammed by vehicles and boxed in by 10 cars.
Agents weren't able to move their vehicles so they got out of the cars.
#ice
One of the drivers who rammed ICE with her car was armed with a semi-automatic weapon.
ICE agents were forced to fire defensive shots at the woman who drove herself to the hospital.
The armed woman was named in a CBP intelligence bulletin last week for doxing agents and posting online
‘Hey to all my gang let’s f*ck those mother f*ckers up, don’t let them take anyone.’
Christina Aguayo News
No law enforcement officers were seriously injured in this attack.
Governor JB Pritzker and Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson instructed their Police Department to leave the shooting scene after refusing to help ICE secure the area.
Special operations are now being deployed to control the scene.
DHS says they will not back down and continue arresting illegal migrant criminals in the Windy City - with their current operation already racking up more than 900 arrests.
Looks like your mayor is committing you guys to war with the feds. Be sure to have your DD Form 93s ready. Have you thought about what music you'd like to march off into battle with? Maybe Sufjan Stevens?
The ingredients for sarcasms and sillineeses seem to be the only raw materials our illustrious overlords have in abundant supply.
If he was smart he would just retire! He screwed up big time.
Such a disgrace to put it mildly! This pun needs to be charged federally, fired and lose his pension,and reveal who made the call! Was it "Larry?"
Thanks @SCC I literally spit my coffee out when I saw the "Juan P. Hein" picture.
President Trump isn't going to forget any of this. Don't look for Illinois or Chicago to get any bailouts from the feds. That could be very bad for our pensions.
hein im emailing all my cop friends in the suburbs to let them know what a punk -ss coward you really are
president trump i hope you know what a coward hein really is
SCC, let's have a SCC competition to guess how many COPA complaints are taken for what Hein did. Person closest without going over wins!
Hein is NO police officer, he is a Police impersonator. Have no respect for him.
Hey there sir no balls snelly, you now look like a fool on the national stage along with gov tuby & mayor panic & sir pp
Play some Chief Keef for the march.
Garbage. Supe hein was never respected, but this is the last straw. Do your press conference and say this was a miscommunication, etc. etc., but it is out there that he told the street Deputy do not respond. You know in your heart this was a horrible decision. Act on it! Remove him. He is dead in the water. No one will follow him, ever.Hein, you’re a pussy.
Direct wording from the Sept G.O. monthly directive about Immigration.
Dept members will not participate in civil immigration enforcement.....
Exception: This DOES not preclude Dept members from responding and taking police action should a public safety concern arise or in response to alleged violations of ILCS or MCC.
Sounds like he violated at least that G.O. among many others.
The three stooges - Talley , Snelling and Hein
Some these bosses never did any police work to understand you can easily lose your life working. I’m just SMH, officer safety isn’t even thought of.
Larry just covered for JH thanks bud! Hope you do that for us lowly blue shirts ohh wait …
the demoRAT politicians have already ordered the lying liberal news to come up with another fake story about Trump and MAGA to take the heat off of Heineken
Uhh did anyone just see the snelling press conference? He just ruled 14 himself on national tv. Now bow before me!
Fox news is crucifying poor Larry. And actually named Hein for the lying fool he is
Punkass Snelling on Fox with a live presser a few mins ago sucking Hein’s dick and doing tons of damage control. This department and city is pathetic and disgusting.
Once again, the one term mayor demonstrates his uselessness, ineptness and anti-police in every respect. The voters in Chicago voted for this idiot. The voting public is stuck on stupid and once again Chicago looks like shit.
He’s a clerk with a badge.
Just watched that piece of Dung, Snelling lie about the whole thing. He sure do tell a good story. Say what you want about past Supt. Many of whom I despised, Snelling isn’t fit to lick any of their shoes.
Hein should just retire. His troubles haven't even started yet. He could possibly be charged!
Here is a scenario that will be unfolding, SCC - guaranteed. Federal agents and/or National Guard will be engaged with protestors and citizens. The order will be given for CPD to basically shield them from the feds.
Smelling said there was NO internal message was sent via pdt.
Does this moron know there actual record of this!? Including audio recording.
Snelling committed multiple rule 14 violations during the press conference. He said multiple times that no one ordered our officers to not help the federal agents. It's in a OEMC message and it's on audio jag ball.
And of course the Chicago media asked the superintendent no hard questions about what we can all read on the dispatcher read out. They were more concerned about cpd inhaling gas because the ranks wouldn't let them wear their masks
Yep, especially since our local and state officials want to give all money to....the illegals. Forget about the people who worked and earned everything and were born here or came here legally.
Superintendent just did damage control for Hein… What a shame. Hein simply told officers do not respond. Street Deputy was told do not respond. Anyone listening to the audio knows it’s clear he said do not respond. Leadership?? My God superintendent how wrong you are about this man. He cannot recover from this. Any shred of respect is long gone. Pathetic.
This situation it’s insane. We have no leaders. Snelling has no back bone. How can you allow Hein make this call????Now you’re hiding behind Dana O’Malley. Be courageous for once in your life. Ask Mom Dana for permission. Since she’s the one who makes the call.
Stop gaslighting us we know what you said. When you got called out on it and looked like a bunch of assholes, now you're saying not to go help those officers was never said.
Can you please add a Heineken bottle in the sombrero picture.
coward hein needs to be arrested
Three Stooges: Yo, Larry and Curly
Juan P Heineken. Fuck off and retire.
Hey, keep Sufjan Stevens name out you gd mouth!!
I know of 2, maybe 3 people who have the balls to do what’s gotta be done. Ironically 2 of them have the same first name, one retired, one rotting away at CB after being demoted from commander back to Lt for challenging the powers that be. But it don’t matter cuz the BIA will circle the wagons to protect their own. Hopefully the feds pick up the ball and run with it. Fuck Hein and double fuck Snelling for defending that piece of shit.
Chief Queef
Please don’t insult the three stooges. They were talented individuals that worked together as a team. Not those three Imbeciles you mentioned.
They have noting to do but damaged control. The cpd screwed up.
Is there no one in the CPD that has dirt on conehead, Pritzker or corrupt CPD brass that they can go to the feds with to bring about fed indictments? I can't believe there is nothing there that could be used to get rid of these cancers ruining Chicago
How come the Superintendent is so quiet? If he wasn’t the one that gave the order then come out and say it.
how does this affect piñata’s access to a take home car she scammed from 135?
I just saw Larritorious press conference. He and Hein should step down now. It is a violation of their oath of office to give those orders. More gaslighting from downtown and city hall. Crime is down, right? Conehead and gov Fatass are standing and nodding in approval somewhere. This is national news. Conehead is probably swallowing copious amounts of Zanax, and Lardass is swallowing copious amounts of donuts.
Hold me down on foot patrol in the 3900 block of Kedzie. I have a handwaver...
Of course he lied for him. He gave the order. He lies about everything. Look at what he has done since he started. Promoted Hein, promoted Allyson Clark-Henson ( which she’s useless and look at her merit pick) promoted Casey McKenzie to hold Allyson’s old title ( guy does nothing all day). Has an assistant for what???? Waste of money. Snelling should leave and take all your promotions with you. You’re an inept.
Snelling your press conference means nothing. You look like a liar and your shaky voice says it all. You’re lying and you know it. And all these coppers asking for a picture every time you see him… STOP…. We need a leader, not a politician. We need someone that can say no when it’s wrong.
Larry had a News conference look at this. He’s sticking up for old Johnny that’s for sure.
https://www.foxnews.com/video/6382121657112
Larry the Lover and Hein are thick as thieves. They dine together regularly.
Anyone remember the rank and file(and other assorted fellow travelers) using "...Just following orders..." during the chinese flu??? Pepperidge Farm remembers...
A corona bottle.
Hein speak up. You’re getting roasted and taking the heat for Larry , Dana and Johnson. Larry made the call , get rid of Larry as well. This fool was not alone. Larry was the one who made the call. Dana being our old general counsel didn’t advise Larry and tell him “don’t give the order”.
I'm not proficient in creating memes. Can someone create one with an elote vendor crossing the marathon finnish line with Ice hot on his heels. Asking for a friend.
Where was Dana O’Malley?? That’s what you get Larry for listening to the wrong people. You made all your decisions based on Dana O’Malley and Clark-Henson. You’re a fool. Keep listening to them.
They are allowing crime to get out of control in this festering cold sore of a city...
How do you guys even stand to look at the sell outs on Johnsons detail?
Seriously, why aren't they the absolute pariahs of your department?
Superintendent Snelling, you embarrassed yourself doubling down for this clown Hein. He is universally disliked by the officers, but more importantly does not have their respect. You use the word content of character, and Hein has none. You have been fooled on multiple occasions. You sure are a very poor judge of character in this case. Shameful.
Larry is no cop he’s a glorified gym teacher.
In Heins defense - are you sure it was Hein that gave brown the order ? Not Vanek or someone from his office ? It was a weekend after all!
Says the anonymous writer
Hein is blaming the Commander and WOL of 009 for what happened. Saying he never said that.
Snelling should have stayed in the gym as well as his academy hacks that he promoted to run this department. Be carful people this department doesn't care about you or any other law enforcement on the streets.
Somewhere, right about now, J-Pussy is enjoying the spotlight redirected from his corrupt ass. Don’t get comfy, Johnny Boy… we ain’t forgot about you.
Throw Det DeeEminem in the mix for being a story teller and fibber.
Wasn’t that funny, retard.
Snelling threw the WC and the dispatcher under the bus.
Here’s that Florida Sheriff ripping on CPD
https://x.com/ericldaugh/status/1975319131105767638?s=42
It's just a small matter of who goes under the bus. They are figuring it out now, but you can guess the odds on favorite.
People who ram cars and commit violence and block traffic aren't protesters. They're domestic terrorists and need to be treated just like we would treat foreign terrorists.
During the board of directors vote of no conference, who was the board member that did not vote? Did he abstain? Or just was not there?
Pritzker, Preckwinkle, Dart, Johnson, Snelling and Hein….thats all that needs to be said.
Absolutely
Someone should ask Deputy Chief GS or LT. JB what happened. I’m sure they both won’t hold water for Juan Hein like the Supt just did. Those two both have an axe to grind with this Dept. well except GS who was taken care of for far too long.
He has, as the Russians would say, "proven himself to be politically reliable."
I see a promotion or two in his future.
But he has time to call or talk with secretaries
Numb Nuts thinks he is doing that, but we all know a fraud as soon as he begins to speak his gibberish Marxist propaganda. We know right from wrong and Numb Nuts is WRONG.
Rumor is DC WB is new 1st
These are fantastic!
larry might keep his job for now, but he's lost the dept by defending a piece of shit salad tosser like heine. fuck him, heinie, and of course !Panic! the clown. and fuck all our brass. what a fukin embarrassment.
Looks like the head of Latin Kings is not gonna be making it to dinner. Goodbye. They got them.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/alleged-gang-leader-offered-bounty-kill-immigration-officer-federal-officials-say
The President should just declare an Insurrection and then can call in armed military. As well as federalizing the National Guard. Then Pritzker, Johnson, Snelling and Hein can go back to not doing anything, anyway.
Snelling is a piece of shit
He should resign.
The fact they are trying to deny that orders were given not to assist ICE when they called for help is such incredible bullshit. Snelling don't get dragged down with Hein, demote him and send him to the shitiest place you can. Send a message to all the merit and cheating exempts. Can't deny the PCAD, and everyone on zone 13 heard it as well.
Hein is now a nationwide disgrace! Bill O'Reilly calling for Federal authorities to arrest Hein.
Hein is a coward. And I'm surprised to say people still say they like Snelling. He was a predator at the Academy while being protected by bosses. He sold his soul to get promoted. (Does it have to be pointed out that he never passed a promotional exam?) He sucks up to mayor panic attack to keep his spot. It's nice to see ICE doing Police work that gov Pigster and mayor BLM hate. The rank and file of CPD hate the mayor and the Gov. Thanks DJT for putting American citizens before criminals and illegals, aka Democratic voters.
LOL
Holy Shit! This incident- and the CPD- have even made Gutfeld! Blaming the mayor shit for brains and the brass- not the CPD officers.
“Hiding behind Dana O’Malley” is funny as hell. I can’t get the image out of my mind lol.
Dana O’Malley has given any sound advice since she was employed. She should be held liable for the bad advice she gives and charged with negligence.
Snelling and Hein had the responsibility to do the right thing. Instead, Snelling took the coward way out, put it all on Hein. Hein WAKE UP, he didn’t defend you at all. We know Larry made the call. On the other hand….Larry is a back stabber along with Dana. Therefore, he is going to deny deny. Larry start reading the orders. You allow Dana tell you what to do and what to sign.
On the up side, hopefully this ruins Pussy boys chances at future law enforcement employment. The single caveat, there’s bound to be some libtard Illinois town that wants to hire a spineless coward.
Snelling can’t do shit. He gets his marching orders from that idiot on the 5th floor at the hall. He’s coneheads bitch!
https://cwbchicago.com/2025/10/feds-latin-kings-leader-put-out-10000-hit-on-ice-commander-in-chicago.html
This is who Hein is protecting: gang members, many here illegally with no allegiance to our USA, many whose allegiance is to foreign drug cartels now designated as terrorist organizations and are enemies to the USA, who threaten federal law enforcement officers and put hits on their lives.
Nice job "Chief". Are you in their pocket too along with democrat traitors?
Okay Hein, stfu!
Domestic terrorists indeed, when will the Patriot Act be enforced.
Brandon Johnson signed another executive order regarding ICE. This one has ICE free zones. Places in Chicago ICE is not allowed. This guy truly is retarded. So ICE is allowed in some parts of Chicago , but some parts they’re not allowed. Who enforces these ICE free zones and what is the punishment if ICE goes into an ICE free zone or if they enter said zone , but refuse to leave?
President Trump...... please...please...please....put some Illinois politicians in cuffs. Perp walk these insufferable anti-Americans for all to see!. They love the chaos and de-stabilization of our country for their commie goals.
What DJT is doing is exactly what I voted for. Keep it up!
The moostach made it funnier
🤣 you can have your aldermen, shitty Johnson, & fat Pritzer shield them.. that’s an unlawful order and I will not comply.
Smelly lost my respect when he stripped PO’s for not taking the Jab.
*hasn’t
Dana O’Malley a public law school graduate. A true douche.
Snelling is a major part of the problem. He turns his head to too much. He’s okay with the foolishness as long as it’s hidden from the public and the rank and file.
Hein should not be in law enforcement. He should resign.
Yo. Did yall hear about that po from area 1prt? That video of him takin his vest off and actin all hard asl. Thats the same po who would come to 3 and harass officers going and coming to work in they off duty cars. He pointed a gun on one of my guys on a traffic stop. He be doin the most bullshit. He act all hard and shit but he ain’t shit. He a clown. He even said some racist shit in lockup talkin bout hands up dont shoot. He hate black ppl n u can tell.
What a disgusting political call Heins made.
Today, members of the national guard went to use the restroom in city hall and they would not let them in.
Hein you’re a disgrace to the Uniform. You’re a traitor.
Glenn Evans. My favorite boss. What CPD needs
Novales
Loughran
2 COWARDS!
Well, here we go. Chips are about to fall. Hein was adamant to snelling that he never said that to cmdr JM of 009 and JM
Must have misinterpreted his direct order. He went off about JM and the LT’s in 009. There will be plenty of fireworks at the after action review tomorrow. Hein is trying to crucify JM in 009 and the 009 Lt. Snelling bought the story from Hein which means the after action review will happen, they will try to convince Joe Mark that he misinterpreted what was directed. Joe mark will ultimately fold and say maybe I did. He will then be dumped in the next week so they can have a fall guy. More than likely, Joe will just retire since he’s maxed. Hein isn’t maxed yet so he’s got a ton to lose.
Everyone on his detail is a sellout
Hey SCC, did you see the video that’s trending with the officer with gray hair? Believe it or not he only has 6 years OTJ. That kid is always stirring up crowds. Everytime he comes to our district it is non stop asking for more cars, all for what? I remember when he was in 5. He did the same exact thing. I feel bad for his teammates, his Sargent and his lieutenant. He needs to be sat down and cooled off because his going to get his entire building in trouble. I asked around and was told that this is a daily occurance with the way he polices. He must’ve never met the likes of Hunt or Delgado. Some officers say he’s a worker, that’s great but that kid needs some advice. Look at Hunt or Delgado. Both was a great cop, but with shady tactics and hot temper - look where they are now. Kid if you’re reading this, change your ways before you find yourself with 30 pending.
No need for initials of exempts. It's all public information.
Facts are facts and the audio of the Zone radio traffic is clear.
Mainstream media were throwing the most lame, softball questions; the Supt. had time to waste talking about officer wellness because officers might be "worried" that they "violated the Illinois Trust Act" by being on that scene.
One reporter asked about the Chief of Patrol ordering officers not to respond and they just accepted the Supt.'s answer hook, line and sinker. No follow-up question about the OEMC audio or the PDT message. They are truly the propaganda arm for government and not deserving of the title, the "Fourth Estate."
When ICE was surrounded and attacked by that crowd, ICE was not engaged in immigration enforcement. That is called being attacked, battered, assaulted.
Yeah, not for blue shirts.
The Lowly Fire Dispatcher here…
We recently got operating procedures about federal employees needing CFD assistance we have to hold up, go through a chain of command from our supervisors to CFD’s supervisors and get a green light or not.
I’m different, tho. If I get a ticket that a federal agent is hurt and needs an ambulance I’m sending out that’s it. If I get a ticket that a federal agents vehicle is on fire I’m sending out. That’s it. Nothing will happen to me nothing absolutely nothing. All you do is show backbone show you have a dog in you and everyone backs down. I proved that numerous times. If I get anything that tells me any federal agency needs assistance. I’m sending out and I’ll laugh at CFD and OEMC if they attempt to talk to me about it later.
The definition of the word “asshole” appears in the dictionary this POS’ name and photo will accompany the definition.
GS likes to dye her blue when she goes on furlough.
They have gold stars and are now and will be public figures. No more initials. It's public information so just say the name
Another Florida sheriff with a strong message for violent people who claim to be peaceful
https://youtu.be/QTpculZtm6k?si=nV2JLEsEMTn9J3CM
https://cwbchicago.com/2025/10/feds-latin-kings-leader-put-out-10000-hit-on-ice-commander-in-chicago.html
I hope this CWB story goes national and international. Their reporting is unmatched in Chicago and hopefully many donate to keep them operating.
Good comeback heiny
really... you know these stupid idiot bosses have no shame
a hein ball licker wasn't amused
another one of hein's bitch
so the dispatcher was typing in a lie ?
Hein needs to go. If doesn’t it shows the order comes from the top!
Mighty mouse ?
Link to video?
You are correct the same here no matter what a cowardly boss says I will respond took an oath to constitution not to these idiots!
Supe knows exactly what was said and who said it, yyyjust like he knows all of the certain Exempts are involved in.
All of them should go. Snelling lying on national TV….. The government should subpoena their phones. And Larry don’t listen to Dana, she might tell you that you should have Clark Henson represent you lol. She will go to court in her PJ’s. Or via zoom. lol. Since she’s never in her office. Oh wait she’s upstairs with Dana and seeing who else should they promote and ask for more money.
PRT should be disbanded. Everyone should be sent back to districts.
never got blue shirts.
Superintendent Larry Snelling is a liar!
Novales should step down.
Superintendent should step down.
Glenn Evans kicked BUTT!
Would be a real shame if these got printed out and posted in all of his favorite drinking establishments.
You are illiterate. How the hell are you a PO when you write like a retarded CPS child?
The morons (white shirts) in the past would have only cared about contact cards at 39th kedzie😂 any activity? It’s great not to answer to Ra-tards anymore.
Rumors are flying that the former school superintendent from Iowa is wanted to Run CPS! And five cheeseburgers (pritzker) wants nipsy hustle to rewrite state song! Oh crap, he gone. Maybe choice the rapper can! “Leave Chicago “.
evans great boss the real deal
signed
a no clout white cpd
I know plenty of dispatchers and asked about this, not true.
A dispatcher being told not to assist with an injury or fire, I call BS.
Our zoner for our dispatch told me they have not been told this. Stop trying to create drama with OEMC and get a life.
Aweful if true.
Sounds like a wanna be cop, get a life...blah blah blah...no one in OEMC is doing any such thing. I know 8 people there including a bosses, this did not happen.
"a dog in you," you sound like an idiot. It's very easy, someone asks for help, do your job.
Why even post this? Fire OEMC is not doing that.
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