What Will Porky Do?
As we predicted, the pardon at the federal level merely put the ball in Fata$$'s court, leaving him holding the live grenade:
Since President Donald Trump commuted his federal life prison sentence five months ago, Gangster Disciples co-founder Larry Hoover has had three heart attacks and remains imprisoned in “extreme” conditions in Colorado, his lawyers say.
Now, Hoover is asking Gov. JB Pritzker to finally make him a free man. Hoover’s lawyers sought clemency Wednesday from the Democratic governor in a petition that offers new insight into how Hoover has fared since Trump famously released the onetime Chicago gang leader from the federal government’s so-called supermax prison in Colorado.
Despite receiving clemency from Trump on his federal conviction, Hoover still has a sentence to serve on a state murder conviction.
Hoover deserves to leave prison, horizontally and in a hearse. But this is a blue-state shithole, run by a fat commie billionaire who's always looking for angles and exploitative opportunities.
But a commutation or pardon would likely impact any national ambitions as the "soft on crime" commercials write themselves.
Think Dukakis, but with a few hundred extra pounds.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
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Hoover can get back to running the streets and get these gangs back to actual organized crime once again. When gangs only shot other gangs, and not innocent people..
DJT. The POTUS with only one face!
He pulled the pin on the Hoover grenade and handed it to The Fat Bastard. Well played .
I agreed with this thought, “ But a commutation or pardon would likely impact any national ambitions as the "soft on crime" commercials write themselves.”
But then I wondered wouldn’t the fact that Trump commuted Hoover’s sentence first negate this criticism of Pritzker.
Stop thinking Trump is playing 3D chess. Celebrities wanted Hoover out. As long as those celebrities are not the guilty white liberal variety, that is as long as they’re black and not Trump haters, he’ll do what they want. It’s that simple.
Who cares? Blago broke the law, JB breaks the law, DJT breaks the law. Laws are only for suckers like us
He never should’ve received clemency from Trump.
The Donald thought this one thru. It was genius.
Hoover was directly responsible for the death and suffering of a lot of people.
He was convicted in a court of law.
Democrats have become the party of the criminal under the lead of morons like Pritzker and Johnson.
Hoover is where he belongs until he makes his final trip.
The Mayor where I live loves Pritzker and Conehead, they make him look good.
There’s no tank in the world that could chauffeur fatass around like Dukakis did
Hopefully the fourth grabber does the trick
Our gov porky ain't tiny dancer. Nor sparklefarts. Not even mayor mumbles. Or his brother, fredo.
The taxpayers' paid bills on those jumbo sized Depends must be enormous.
Fata$$ is going to ponder his decision in his usual way: over a slab of ribs, a few dozen ding-dongs, a couple gallons of ice cream, and some cheeze whiz.
I wonder if this gives Jelly Belly Pigster heartburn?
But a commutation or pardon would likely impact any national ambitions as the "soft on crime" commercials write themselves.
He could give two $hits about what is said about him, he's determined to free all enslaved democratics.
You have that right.
And a friendly game of poker
Doubtful
If Hoover does get out, there will be a crowd of supporters there to cheer and clap for him. I don't know who these people are but we are living in very strange times. Leticia James though being indicted, still goes around giving speeches in front of these sycophants who clap and cheer at her rantings about Trump.
I think these people are the same ones who go and watch The View clapping like trained baby seals at every untethered thought.
Hoovers three heart attacks are likely from his getting the Covid jabs and boosters. Remember how Covid was supposedly rampant in prisons, and they were letting felons out of jails?
Well played? Hell no! Lost respect for trump after that. You give nothing (and play zero games with) to an urban terrorist like hoover.
shut up
And Pritzker’s allies in the legislature have introduced HB 4082. It is called the Hoover bill.
It was recently introduced.
It is designed to give JB cover.
Remember that.
Tell everyone to make sure their state legislators vote no
Smart money says JB the Hutt pardons him to get the Chicago Thug Vote to the voting booth. As SC Cop has previously stated JB the Hutt will exploit any situation to hustle votes. The Chicago Thug Vote is very powerful in that city, unfortunately they won't be too motivated to get their lazy asses off of their floor mattresses to vote unless his name is...Barack. JB the Hutt will pardon him but it won't make much of a difference to the Chicago Thug Voters.....
Are those real heart attacks or just prison attacks so he can get released. Let him rot in prison
Pork chop wouldn't fit in the hatch!!!
LOL!!!!
Blogo did not actually break any laws, he just could not shut up on account of
believing he was the smartest person around.
A whole lot of that going around, sometimes it's wise to just sit back, listen
and take notes, kinda like saving money for a rainy day
See 12:59
Governor Porky has a passion for Fried Twinkies
In prison or out, taxpayers still are on the hook for his medical. Leave him there.
So, simple one, do you seek compliance to your will?
Blago did not break any law but for opposing sparklefarts' seeking him to comply.
Thank you profusely, my sphincter concurs.
Governor you know who.
That's a pretty insulting opinion there, given that that one has a shit ton's worth of shits to give. Why so miserly?
I’m surprised Larry Hoover doesn’t get a merit pick.
Personally, I'd love to shorten his sentence---with the National Razor, like they did in France in the 1790s. If it's good enough for royalty, it's good enough for him.
Agreed
Why play at all? Hoover shouldn't have even been a thought.
How is this well played? The governor can release this POS and get more ghetto votes. TRUMP JUST HELPED HIM!!!!
Trump loves the commutation/pardon power. Few black pro Trump celebrities ask him to pardon Hoover and he pardons Hoover.
Hoover should rot in jail and take his terminal breath there.
Then his carcass can be brought back to Chicago for a gunfired fueled funeral procession to whichever shithole cemetery he gets buried in.
Shut up and go to work. Im cancelling your days off because you work to much overtime for our budget.
Mail-in voting took away that worry.
JB was heard to say, "All of this busy work on who is getting a pardon, anybody know where i can get a good hoagie or two?" Buuuuurrrp........!
No longer on the tab of federal taxes.
Comment of the year. Talley is getting an Impala detailed for him just in case.
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