Skynet Stumbles
Robots are the future, doing jobs ILLEGAL ALIENS won't do:
A rogue delivery robot was caught on camera in Chicago - a city President Trump once slammed as 'the most dangerous in the world' - as it smashed through a glass bus stop.
Bizarre footage captured the aftermath of the delivery robot rampage in Chicago, where one of many machines roaming the city destroyed a glass bus shelter on Tuesday.
The clip, viewed millions of times on X in just hours, shows the glass-covered robot twitching violently as it crushes the shattered shelter beneath its four wheels.
It eventually rolled away, blinking occasionally, as a stunned passerby filmed the debris scattered across the pavement.
Good thing there wasn't a homeless person living in the shelter - that robot would have ground him into the pavement.
Hopefully the Terminator T-1000s are just as uncoordinated.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
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Hey Bud, Good thing these death robots arent down south at my trailer park brother.
We’ve been warned about this. Movies tell us the truth and show us what’s to come under the guise of fiction. They “have to” tell us. Within 5yrs they will be sentient and self aware and will calculate that humans are the threat. Watch out. By then liberals will be marching for Android Rights and some will be getting married to them.
If....
Robots replace illegals doing jobs...
Only thing they can do then....
Is.....VOTE !
OT: The bosses or city hall must be reading the blog. I went to get grease and oil yesterday and while there I was talking with one of the mechanics and he told me the auto run switches are being disabled when the vehicles go in for maintenance. K-9 is except from this.
Likely a CTU sponsored science project.
Is the robot registered to vote?
Heaven forbid one hits the tent on Irving and Narragansett
married? they already have "fleshlights." why buy the cow when the milk is free?
Maybe it was accidentally set to “teen trend” mode
Here's your answer to "street takeovers" right there, son. Unleash the robots to smash and grab their way through the crowds, problem solved.
That's shitty!!!!
As effective as a "Violence Interruptor".
Sorry kids your toy is going away.
I’m looking for Sarah Connor…I’ll be back
Wall-E
So if you are on scene and “temporarily detain an otherwise peaceful upstanding citizen” during a weather event of any sort do you not secure them in the back of your squad? And if you do can they sue for a civil rights violation? I’m sure you could just leave the keys and let it run for their comfort to avoid the civil rights claim no harm could come from that!
So stupid, it’s a great feature to have in the cold and hot.
Bad Robot! Bad Robot!
Yep. Look back at all movies. It will be obvious. They're already pushing android right. That's why the trannie push. Laws are for men and women. However, when modified to fluid/nonbinary, they suddenly apply to bots.
Hearing we're rapidly headed towards energy lock downs and 15 min cities due to gas costs. No go zones are becoming greater in numbers. Downtown is now a no go zone. Didn't early star wars military resemble bots and not humans? It's all programmed. Even cartoons. Horrible.
What's an auto run switch? I didn't find the answer during a search. Is that the switch that turns the car off when braking? So dangerous. Thanks.
The robot is going to sue the city for putting up bus shelters with clear glass walls and no warning stickers.
Maybe that robot could be used to eliminate criminals and illegals since democrats won't do anything about them.
Source code: humans
Thus:
Humans defined.
I’ve been thinking of taking over the bus shelter at Clark & Devon. Not sure if the lady that was residing there back in the mid teens is still there. But, hey, even if she is I could just squat there and have her removed by the lame coppers in 24. Oh, they wouldn’t do shit anyway so I’ll just crash with her and she can be my new honey. Then when the robot crashes into me I can collect BIG coin, ya know, hit the ghetto lottery. Then I can take my new found honey and love to a better hood. Oh, let’s see, kind of like Division & State St. Is it still nice there?
Probably be charged with a hate crime. (It’d be worth it)
Absurd AI-Powered Lawsuits Are Causing Chaos in Courts, Attorneys Say, “Clogging the System” and Driving Up Costs.
https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/ai-lawsuits-chaos-courts-lawyers
"I'd bang that!"
Signed R2D2
Look up the old videos of Boston Dynamics robot dogs on Youtube. Terrifying.
Let's not start demonizing these robots ya'll...
I'd be pissed too the damn cta buses are always running late
It was great getting into a temp controlled environment after doing an arrest in station.
Hopefully gas will go down and they will give it back to us.
Guess I won’t take the car in for grease and oil.
Believe it or kids^^^^ there was a time when we would turn the car on and off everytime we got out. Ohhh and here’s the kicker, if it was hot outside we’d turn the air on or lower the windows for a minute and then it’s it’d fine again. You’ll be fine you soft fucks.
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