Sunday, April 12, 2026

CFD Alert

From an e-mailer - if you click to enlarge it, the entire picture starts to pixelate, which we can't fix:

How many firehouses have actual gated lots? 

Fences high enough to discourage someone climbing it?

Like we suggested before, swing by, keep an eye out, maybe get some target practice in. 

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54 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

He’s been identified already

4/12/2026 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shocking. I was expecting someone from Mt Greenwood with a MAGA hat on.

4/12/2026 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

high pressure hose.. blast rhe fucker. firemen got axes, fire extinguishers, etc... use em accordingly

4/12/2026 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if he is homegrown, or one of Biden's illegals from a third world shit-hole.

4/12/2026 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

None of our lots are secured, 001’s is the worst… I’ve been asking for years if we can get station security,
as usual it falls on deaf ears.

4/12/2026 02:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In custody CB 30571693

4/12/2026 03:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's the same problem for the police stations, no security protocol. There is no money because the politicians are spending it on their new and future voters, the illegal aliens.

4/12/2026 04:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

009 Tact guys picked him up.

4/12/2026 04:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can of whup ass up side dudes melon should be appropriate

4/12/2026 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In custody.

4/12/2026 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not that many years ago, fireman would’ve been out there with their Ax their clubs. They would’ve took care of business business but now with the pussification of everything because of Democrats, you can do nothing you vote for Democrat. This is what you vote for.

4/12/2026 06:16:00 AM  
Blogger Me said...

These people in charge are truly retarded.

4/12/2026 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He looks like your prototypical clucker that’s been up for 4 days straight smoking rocks out of a car antenna.

4/12/2026 06:35:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Facial recognition?

4/12/2026 06:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess they're not supposed to call police per me.o. interesting

4/12/2026 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Step 9: Kick the ever living s**t outta that dirtbag.

4/12/2026 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The key of “do not approach” is to not think that this individual is up to no good. Please go out and say “hi” offer him a plate of dinner in hand and hope he attacks. Then to your surprise defend yourself from the deadly force thrust upon you.
Flip the script, you never thought he was the same guy, and you went outside to do charitable social work.

4/12/2026 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Offender should be easy to find, apparently is walking around while asleep.

4/12/2026 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL!

4/12/2026 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of firehouse gates... The several firehouses I have been to all have gates. Here is the kicker... the gates might prevent someone from climbing over, but you can still slide under the swinging gate. The gates are so cars do not get stolen, not to prevent break ins. Check it out, I know of quite a few on the southside.

4/12/2026 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Usual suspects.

4/12/2026 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes it is. All the stations should have at least one person assigned to the parking lots and another person assigned to the outer perimeter at all times. But no one takes station security seriously. Look what happened in the old 007 / TRU parking lot. We are all expendable on this job.

4/12/2026 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So true. I have lost all respect for the so called leaders on this job.

4/12/2026 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch secretary on first watch used to put herself and her friends she wanted to keep inside as "station security" on the sheets in 001. I trust she does hourly patrols in the parking lot.

4/12/2026 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pull security.

4/12/2026 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should really do what would hurt him, drop him off at a job fair.

4/12/2026 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bet he's out free ranging around other cars already and has taken off his electric not actually monitoring leg bracelet.

4/12/2026 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where are the violence interrupters????

4/12/2026 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good job!

4/12/2026 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The station security issues are another example of the stupidity, ineptness, lack of leadership and planning on the HQ and command staff. Being over 2500 officers short doesn't help either. It does help Conehead, Democrat Socialists, illegal aliens and liberals, along with the media whores,
in their efforts to defund and destabilize the police. Public safety, civil order and our own safety are at risk. It appears this is what the voting public wants and deserves. Do the basics for calls for service, watch your 6 and anything more is on you.

4/12/2026 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funky steps 4 and 5

4/12/2026 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fences high enough to discourage someone climbing it? First we have doctors without borders. Now we have firehouses with border and migrant like containment border fences. I.C.E. would be proud of the firemens using high fences to keep their world safe from foreign criminal intruders.

4/12/2026 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The firemen should feed this guy and he would leave them alone. The axeman obviously has fireman envy after learning of inequities in overnight housing, food sustenance and employment benefits. The axemen is just raising the awareness of past injustices and inequities which has driven him to subtle outbursts with the goal of social, enviro-"mental" and economic justice. His awareness is non violent in nature resulting in zero injuries and just potentially criminal justice involved property-only related crimes which does not rise up to the level of incarceration or institutionalization.

4/12/2026 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe a good stern talking to will stop this! If FD puts a finger on the poor misguided yuff they will all lose their job.

4/12/2026 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They're spending it on themselves...POS

4/12/2026 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess they're not supposed to call police per me.o. interesting
4/12/2026 07:33:44 AM

That’s what notifying OEMC is for. I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re a Chicago copper and not know this nowadays either.

4/12/2026 01:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great police work. Now the judge can let him go with a useless ankle monitor.

4/12/2026 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's because he's a fireman.

4/12/2026 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 03:25 pm
Ronald Bartell
Now who around axes all day long and don't like fire?

4/12/2026 04:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Need to lobotomize these zebras before they kill, again.

4/12/2026 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, I would have left out the 'target practice' comment.
Let's not go there over property damage. No sense in
anyone jeopardizing their livelihood (or freedom) over
a dented hood or trunk or a smashed window.

4/12/2026 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guard dog.

4/12/2026 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, no sht

4/12/2026 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same guy that was locked up after twice bashing up ambulances in maintenance lot a couple years ago.

4/12/2026 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ignoring or giving a pass to 'property damao' is how we got to where we are. Zero consequences. A good solid tune up to start for this shit for sure, but this moronic has an axe - so just drop him...

4/12/2026 09:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Defend your car, defend your honor, defend America, Have the offender find Jesus.

4/12/2026 11:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DEI fire commissioner took away the firehouse dogs.

4/13/2026 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I was 18 yrs old I worked summers for streets and San asphalt and parked my piece of equipment at the firehouse at 62nd pl and Dorchester. They had a pool there and the Yates would rob the place blind when they were out on a call. They got the meanest scariest black German Shepard I have ever seen to reside unchained in the house. With the door open nobody could get anywhere near him. If they were out on a long call I would be very late getting to my location. The Yates were not amused lol

4/13/2026 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fences around fire houses? man, that be racist

4/13/2026 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, Snowflake. We'll have target practice while you go to your safe space.

4/13/2026 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Station security is a waste especially on 3rd watch and midnights. They don’t do anything. One person being there isn’t going to change a thing and everyone knows she won’t be walking around the perimeter or confronting anyone

4/13/2026 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go to the very bottom of the fire/arson incident order. It says its the field supervisor's job to make sure fire department buildings are secure when fire people are on jobs. Merit sergeants probably never read the order though.

4/13/2026 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was it Juicy Smollet? Axin for a friend.😉

4/13/2026 02:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Conehead doesn't give a shit about City employee security just his security. That's what Kings do and why they need a large security force because of their unpopular taxes and policies that make the rest of us suffer.

4/19/2026 09:21:00 AM  

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