Thursday, April 30, 2026

Crime is Up

Remember all those times, all those years, we said "Don't read too deeply into daily or weekly trends. Trends develop over months....years even."

Turns out, we were correct and crime is actually up:

SubX News has links and charts up from the CPD data portal - SIXTEEN weeks worth, all posted, all linked and all from CPD's own statistics which not only show 2026 numbers increasing, but accelerating.

This data is available to all "investigative" reporters and the public, but it takes time and actual effort to plow through it all. It even takes basic MATH skills - something the CPS and CTU are incapable of teaching any more because they're too busy indoctrinating students into supporting communism.

All the signs of a bad summer are rapidly coming to the fore.

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33 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another AI written piece. Can't escape it these days. No one wants to write anything on their own. I've never seen so many em dashes and that much repetitive phrasing... Hard to even bother reading these articles

4/30/2026 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m glad they cut back on the overtime. No need to saturate high crime areas with police officers.

4/30/2026 01:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And without CWB keeping the reporting honest, no would would know but the victims and the witnesses,

4/30/2026 05:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

😞😞😞

4/30/2026 05:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let it fucking burn. Job security, Entertainment, and overtime.

4/30/2026 05:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just blame it on Nixon

4/30/2026 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and the liberal media has ordered all their "reporters" to think of new lies to speak about putting the dems in a good position to the citizens

4/30/2026 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Golly gee, I thought everything the news on ch 2 , 5 , 7 , 9 , and 32 were gospel

4/30/2026 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s definitely ICE and trumps fault!!

4/30/2026 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let the crime keep going up. This is what they wanted I know I am ready for any idiot. Bring it on.

4/30/2026 06:55:00 AM  
Blogger 008 2nd Watch DOG said...

Love hearing stories like this, keep it up Chicago.

4/30/2026 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And that's just the reported crime. We've many progressive-liberal friends, in their 60s, who've been victims of criminal actions, whether muggings or catalytic converter thefts, or home-burglaries, or encounters w/carjacking in-progress, who haven't filed a police report.

One couple attempted to report a carjacker emptying stolen vehicle's contents into their city trash bins, went to Rogers Park police station. carjacker had threatened them while they observed him. They had discarded IDs, owner's golf clubs, kids' backpacks and carseats, etc, Police refused to file report, refused to call suburban police department in car-owner's near north suburb. They went home, called that suburban police dept, who took report, contacted owner, who very thankfully retrieved his items. CPD soon apprehended the carjacker, still in stolen vehicle, carjacker armed with loaded gun. It's no wonder Chicagoans are reluctant to call police, to ask to file police report. .

4/30/2026 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess they were taking a break from reclassifying crime. Heads will roll.

4/30/2026 07:40:00 AM  
Blogger Old Guy said...

Great comment and “ain’t it the truth”.

4/30/2026 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Notice there's no more Monday quarterbacking anymore saying Crime IS down...I guess The Commie Mayor has to get his foot out of his mouth first.

4/30/2026 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Royal Flush said...

This is just a preview of what's to come. Once the temps go above 70 degrees Brandon Johnson's "Free Shit Army" will be out in full force. As usual, 35th & Michigan will go into panic mode and cancel every weekend off from June to September. Enjoy these cool and rainy weekends while you can boys and girls.

4/30/2026 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ooooooo noes... an increase in the decrease!

4/30/2026 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But porkulous and conehead said it was down! And all the Chicago media outlets echoed that. How can crime actually be up? Fatass went for a much-needed walk along the lake and said that it was safe.
Interestingly those very same people said that we didn't need ICE or the national guard here. And all the Chicago media outlets echoed that.

4/30/2026 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Crime is down since my administration took office"...Brandon (dumbass) Johnson

4/30/2026 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meanwhile down by Granny Clampett

https://www.foxnews.com/us/louisiana-sheriff-charged-toilet-jailbreak-let-10-inmates-escape-lockup-fiasco

Check out her "qualifications".

They elected another "woman", sorry it's like socialism, they'll get it right someday??

4/30/2026 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A real media with a reporting centered staff would start asking the mayor questions and harder follow up questions. I'm quite certain that conehead has no plan whatsoever to allow CPD to take a bite out of crime. (we would have heard it at roll call) Anytime he gets asked a real question he gets that stupid blank stare and starts breathing through his mouth. And the media in this town doesn't ask any follow up questions because they would require preparation for their assignment. Welcome to Gotham boys and girls. The dirtiest city in America.

4/30/2026 12:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This what it looks like when a city has no leader. BJ is a lackey and a boot licker

4/30/2026 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exactly!
Just so long as it’s not US getting hurt.

4/30/2026 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mean they lied all along?

4/30/2026 02:19:00 PM  
Blogger Greg G said...

The definition of a "Progressive Liberal" is a person who has never been the victim of violent crime! It's funny when these folks get "Tuned Up" they often change their tune! As for the Lib Media no one reads their lies anymore!
Let them all go out of business! If citizens want to know what's going on get a scanner radio and hear what real crime sounds like!

4/30/2026 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So are reportable uses of force on tactical response reports.

4/30/2026 06:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trumps in Office, they want it to be up! They want the KAOS so they can blame him!

4/30/2026 07:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The media cannot be trusted. They are masters of deception, deceit and disinformation. They are the adhesive that binds Democrats, corruption and socialism into the censor that afflicts Chicago and Crook County. The useful tool and fool representing them is Brandumb Johson. A fool's fool and one term mayor with an ever-growing disorder who listens to the "whispers" in his head in order to bankrupt the city at the soonest. He is the local loose stool in Chicago representing the Democrat Socialist Party.

4/30/2026 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All Trump has to say is "They wouldn't let ICE, DHS or the National guard in." They are democrats, and democrats are friends with criminals.

4/30/2026 10:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can guaran-fucking-tee you that in less than a month's time, the local Chicago media will start saying that crime is down. Interviews will be conducted with handpicked people who will manipulate the stats. Perhaps replaying soundbites of Pritzker, and BJ saying that Chicago is a safe haven. The bad news is that Illinois voters will believe it and still vote blue.

5/01/2026 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah I doubt I will see the crap in the Tribune I saw all last year. The articles stating: There have been x number of shootings/killings through April. Here is how that compares to past years. They will be back to Nothing to see here. Imagine what would happen if someone legit bought the Tribune and did actual investigative reporting

5/01/2026 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blame the 150 cops on Brandon Johnson's security detail who step and fetch like good dogs!!

5/01/2026 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He must have said that a thousand times. All lies...

5/01/2026 05:06:00 PM  

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