Tuesday, April 07, 2026

Proof of What Now?

The Sparklefart Grift is set to continue:

  • You'll soon be able to purchase tickets to visit the museum at the Obama Presidential Center. Tickets for Founding Members go on sale starting April 21. Ticket sales open to the general public on May 6. You'll be able to book a date to visit, starting June 19 through November 30.

    Admission is $30 for adults, and $23 for children ages three through eleven.

So they've stopped calling it a "library."

But this part amused us:

  • The museum is also free on Tuesdays with proof of Illinois residency.

How is one supposed to prove Illinois residency? The party of Sparklefart has been telling us for years that black and brown people are either: 

  • systemically denied being able to get ID, 
  • economically unable to afford ID
  • or too dumb to get an ID

Remember, you need ID to shovel snow in New York, buy liquor, fly on a plane, recycle metal, pawn anything, and now go visit the Sparklefart Center.

It's so confusing. 

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62 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’ll take a hard pass on going anywhere near the place. It looks similar to a jail. No thanks.

4/07/2026 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you get a break if you pop the button?!!!!!!

4/07/2026 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure will they have a glory hole wall....Like Man Country ?

4/07/2026 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Strange how you need an ID. WOW!

4/07/2026 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like road trips.

Been to every state.

Seen every presidential & v.p. grave.

Every presidential library.

Basically I'm a history freak.

I won't be visiting THE BLOCK.

All the other shrines invited the sitting President, they respected the orrice.

Sparklefarts.....no respect...

4/07/2026 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The place looks like the MCC, ironic because that is exactly where he belongs.

4/07/2026 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well due to all the concrete and steel used Obama can rest easy that his edifice will not burn down when the next torch festival takes place in Chicago.

4/07/2026 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

looks like a giant port a potty

4/07/2026 01:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

$30 to enter one of the ugliest constructions I've ever seen, a misshapen cement block filled with nothing except someone''s tremendous ego. I think not.

Both place and person make my skin crawl.

The celebratory screaming, rock-hurling Obama Riots after that election were enough for me, thanks.

4/07/2026 05:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a chance. Even if it’s free it ain’t for me

4/07/2026 05:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’d rather prep for a colonoscopy for a year straight then go to Sparklefarts bush league museum .

4/07/2026 05:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charging the children?
How typical of a Democrat cash grab!
Who will read to them since CPS does such good hob teaching kids to read..

4/07/2026 05:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The irony!!! ....
The Obama Foundation is running a promotion for 2 free tickets to the Opening Ceremony. In order to be eligible, you MUST be a U.S. Citizen. Fancy that!!

"PROMOTION OPEN ONLY TO INDIVIDUAL UNITED STATES CITIZENS AND LAWFUL PERMANENT U.S. RESIDENTS WHO ARE LEGAL RESIDENTS OF THE FIFTY (50) UNITED STATES, ......."

https://www.obama.org/visit/grand-opening/sweepstakes/rules/

4/07/2026 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hear that taxpayers!!! Entry to the Barack insane Obama library is free 🤣
What a perk to live in Illinois 🤮

4/07/2026 06:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How did Rahm establish residency to run for mayor, since he had not been residing in The City during his 18 months in Washington?

4/07/2026 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just hope my dealer of recreational pharmaceuticals never asks for my i/d

4/07/2026 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a hideous piece of shit, just like his presidency.

4/07/2026 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dems lie so much they cant even keep up with their own lies!!

4/07/2026 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A shrine to an unqualified person who was elected to the highest office in America solely because he was black. I’ll take a pass.

4/07/2026 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You think the ghetto will be paying to visit that shit hole?? They dont go anywhere Link isnt accepted! Sheeeet.

4/07/2026 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me guess, Valerie Jarrett, again, now as primary decisionmaker at Obama Center, the former Obama-era shadow president who led the bigger policy decisions, the apologist for Iran, and the chief advisor on Obama's gift of $1.7 billion in CASH to Iran for remaining primary terrorist enabler country in the world. And now the progressive Democrats, who still pine for Obama, are outraged that Trump administration finally tackles a world-security problem dating back to Carter administration. Most people have no grasp of world history, nor of its consequences when US presidents fail to responsibly govern.

4/07/2026 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guarantee they'll force recruit and promotion classes to go shortly, just like they are forced to go to the fake holocaust museum and BLM museum.

4/07/2026 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People with Trump or Chicago Red gear might be denied access, possibly. (Sarcasm)

4/07/2026 08:12:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

They stop calling it a library when they realized that books to Barack voters were like Kryptonite to Superman.

4/07/2026 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you're dumb enough to go see the monstrosity you'd better go soon. I give the place four years before it files for bankruptcy...when all the grifting is done and the bones are picked clean of meat and gristle the building will be sold to the county for its intended true purpose. A NEW ANNEX OF THE COOK COUNTY JAIL. JUST LOOK AT THE CONSTRUCTION.

4/07/2026 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, have all of the ignorant people take public transportation to this library". Lets see how many actually make it there.

4/07/2026 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much for parking?
Asking for a friend.

4/07/2026 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you really think Sparklefarts wants non-paying customers in his building? He realizes who he is dealing with, which is why there are a minimum number of windows within stone throwing range on lower floor. Look for this place to be as successful as the King Center in Atlanta, but a lot uglier.

4/07/2026 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A complementary gift of a collectible midnight basket ball is included with every visitors' generous donation.

4/07/2026 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes it does. And it is filling with turds.

4/07/2026 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Residency, the magic word in this city. The PTBs require it for a low level job, but can't actually define who has it and who doesn't. [See:Rahm] Saw that thing on a ride back from visiting family in Indiana-the South Shore gives a great view-no thanks, one glimpse was more than enough.

4/07/2026 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why isn't the awful thing covered with Solyndra solar panels?

Solyndra: A Case Study in Green Energy, Cronyism, and the Failure of Central Planning - By David Boaz

Top leaders of a troubled solar panel company that cost taxpayers a half-billion dollars repeatedly misled federal officials and omitted information about the firm’s financial prospects as they sought to win a major government loan, according to a newly-released federal investigative report.

Solyndra’s leaders engaged in a “pattern of false and misleading assertions” that drew a rosy picture of their company enjoying robust sales while they lobbied to win the first clean energy loan the new administration awarded in 2009, a lengthy investigation uncovered.

The Silicon Valley start-up’s dramatic rise and then collapse into bankruptcy two years later became a rallying cry for critics of President Obama’s signature program to create jobs by injecting billions of dollars into clean energy firms.

https://www.cato.org/blog/solyndra-case-study-green-energy-cronyism-failure-central-planning

The Jackass Party has always done well for itself -

Biden’s Massive EV Charging Station Failure

Biden’s $7.5 BILLION EV charging stations program, which promised half a million installations, still has over 499,990 to go after three years.

One of the areas determined to be “low income” and therefore worthy of federal funding for EV charging is Martha’s Vineyard, home to celebrities and such luminaries as former president Barack Obama.

https://www.instituteforenergyresearch.org/renewable/bidens-massive-ev-charging-station-failure/

The folks on Martha's had their inexpensive alien gardeners and handymen - who slept rough in patches of trash-strewn woods - stick "NO HUMAN BEING IS ILLEGAL" and "HATE HAS NO HOME HERE" signs in their expansive lawns. When Tex. Governor Abbott actually started helping by sending thousands of line-jumping, wire-crawling invaders their way, they panicked and had the "welcome new visitors" corralled in a fenced-off, disused government radar station in the area.

Such is the "content of their character."

4/07/2026 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about instead of 30 hours of court ordered community service, I buy a tour ticket to the Obamanation monument?

4/07/2026 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure the place will be filled with school kids going on school time with the taxpayer (school districts) paying the Obama foundation for the privilege of spending a day at the temple of the great messiah.

4/07/2026 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait 'til you get there and find out that after you pay your $$ to get past the one-way threshold, no U-turns, you'll be required to submit biometrics to continue.

4/07/2026 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His wife’s wedding dress in the basement storage room was good enough for proof of residency.

4/07/2026 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was just going to say that. What a butt ugly building.. And I won't be paying 30 bucks to get in either!

4/07/2026 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was to prove you live in Illinois. Then you get free admission

4/07/2026 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So twelve year olds are adults now?

4/07/2026 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the back of the $30 ticket is the name and phone of folks who can help you find somewhere where you can have your head examined.

4/07/2026 12:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was a wedding dress in the closet in the house he owns in Chicago.Try to keep up.

4/07/2026 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you get one of the disgruntled neighbors to point a webcam or two at the entrance? Livestream it and have AI count the number of visitors. HeyJackass could add the stats as a side project. make sure we get an angle that shows how many arrive as a group by bus and report those #'s too.

I am betting that number of visitors will be embarrassingly low.

4/07/2026 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the WWII flak towers. Monstrous concrete anti-aircraft gun emplacements all over Germany, Austria, that would be too expensive to tear down.

Great pic of Flakturm G at Augarten, Vienna here -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flak_tower

4/07/2026 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Totally OT but here’s a doozy race baiting waste of tax dollars:

Heads up: hellinois has passed another race baiting survey law. They’ve given the survey to u of c to conduct. It comes with 2 dollars. I wonder how much profit they’ve made off of it? Why outsource the survey? Isn’t that lib school going to somehow alter the results.

Here’s the legislation: https://www.ilga.gov/Documents/legislation/ilcs/documents/002023100K2310-431.htm

It’s totally based on race and gathering your personal information. I don’t even trust the enclosed $2s.

Were the dollars tainted with something? Will I catch lib or violent cooties from touching them it the survey? Should I open it with gloves, then immediately hand launder the money, will bleach ruin the money or should I simply soak the money and the survey in isopropyl alcohol? 🤣🤣🤣. Just funnin

The envelope is addressed to ____ county resident. It originates from Idph and the back contains an oval window with $2 dollars.

Another racial and data gathering scam. Will we be subject to more jabs? Remember hellinoisans were reinstated to the WHO by our cruel grabinor.

Get a load of the questions. I know they’d toss my response. Only non-whites and illegals are permitted food, shelter, etc insecurities.

Anyone trust where the data is used?

No thanks
Vote the bums OUT.

They keep wasting our tax dollars, our time and impinging on our freedoms.

4/07/2026 01:38:00 PM  
Blogger Greg G said...

I'm going on Free Day and leave the shitter in a hell of a mess!

4/07/2026 01:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's free to enter but thirty to get out, password is "Big Mike" for the royal treatment.

4/07/2026 02:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MCC South

4/07/2026 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What?! JiM Crow 2.0 @ the "center". Come on sparkle farts!

4/07/2026 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

U should pay double just for thinking of supporting that clown show.

4/07/2026 02:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I left a turn in a can in the corner of the basement, would it work the same... shame on the unions for not tackling residency and using this as an example. Trash representation sell you out every oportunity they get. Wait til they open up the constitution with this millionare tax. Your pension protections are as good as gone.

4/07/2026 02:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They need 25000 customers just to pay Vallerie Jarrets salary

4/07/2026 02:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Argue your 13YO is not and should get in for free.

4/07/2026 02:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was never called a library

4/07/2026 02:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always thought it looked like a missile silo. And what's the deal with all of the antennas on the roof? Is Obama planning to give speeches to Martians now?

4/07/2026 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The presidential center is looking for unpaid help - send your comm service people there to do their time.

4/07/2026 03:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Admission fees will be waved if visitors are:
A) currently receiving SSI benefits
B) can produce a LINK card issued in their government name
C) currently reside in a Section 8 subsidized residence or receive ILHEAP entitlements
D) can produce a certified Illinois Department of Corrections letter of parole progress with a corresponding active Inmate identification number
F) provide proof of a state ID issued in a chosen transformational name not the deadname given at birth
G) furnish proof of a valid library card with frequent reader rewards
H) produce a graduation photograph in an official cap and gown with a notary public endorsements and G.E.D. certificate
I) provide required documentation of a last name change due to marriage and complete a letter of intent to be registered as a democrat
J) produce a recent Safe T Act pretrial release cashless bail bonding papers accompanying promissory swindler's agreement

4/07/2026 05:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He proved he left his wedding dress in his secret basement “closet”

4/07/2026 05:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought I heard awhile back that the bldg design was similar to the thing the Muslims do their hadj around in Mecca.

4/07/2026 06:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't own a car. Is it safe to go by CTA? Is it a long walk from the El? It is on the South Side

4/07/2026 07:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"So they've stopped calling it a "library.""

We Hyde Park Locals, Park Preservationists call it...

"The Obamanation" - it's an Obama personality cult temple, Black nationalist, hate White people temple, training center for new Obamas.

We in Hyde Park already had a perfectly good museum of Black African American history - the Dusable Museum . So this is redundant.

It is what it is, was to be expected.

4/07/2026 07:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Obama can send 1.7 billion in cash to Iran secretly in the dead of night to a Tehran airport, he can certainly waive admission fees to go into a Wally World like in his name themed park. Damn, he flush with cash

4/07/2026 07:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/obamas-tower-doom-harder-get-america-itself

4/07/2026 08:14:00 PM  

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