San Fran "Solved" Crime
Well, not really solved, but they put a sizeable dent in the crime numbers via a very simple solution that no one ever thought of before:
In just two years, car break-ins are down 85% from their previous highs. Robbery is down 30%. Burglary is down 33%. And most impressive of all, homicides haven't been this low since 1954. To give you an idea of how long ago 1954 was in San Francisco terms, the city was on its fourth in a string of five consecutive Republican mayors.
All of these figures are courtesy of Austin Justice, an X account that tracks "Austin’s rogue criminals, prosecutors, and politicians." I suspect "Justice" looks at San Francisco with Texas-sized envy — and who saw that coming?
The real question, though, is, "In two years since what?"
In 2022, voters finally had it up to here [hold hand six inches above head for visual effect] with the city's soft-on-crime/George-Soros-sponsored district attorney, Chesa Boudin, and recalled him with a solid 55% majority. Mayor London Breed appointed Brooke Jenkins to the job as Boudin's interim D.A., and she was elected to a full term in 2024.
Jenkins has her own troubles, including committing two acts of prosecutorial misconduct, resulting in her placement in a mandatory diversion program to teach her the errors of her ways.
But there's one thing Jenkins does exactly right, and it's that one weird trick that works so well against crime: She actually prosecutes criminals.
First, they got rid of the Soros-backed commie prosecutor.
Second, the new DA actually started jailing and prosecuting crimes as written by the legislature.
Who would have thought that YOU CAN actually prosecute your way out of crime? Why had no one ever thought of this before??
Next thing you know, deporting actual criminals might drive the numbers down ever further.
Someone want to tell Fata$$? Conehead? O'Neil-Burke - though she might have a tiny inkling.
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17 Comments:
Don't forget of course, the numbers were so sky-high that action as simple as PROSECUTING CRIMINALS would make a considerable dent.
Democrat’s love criminals.
This is how we solve crime in Chicago, by clear x- ing it. It’s been done for years. It can be done with any crime.
“ CPD calls hundreds of murders ‘cleared.’ In most cases, nobody was ever charged.”
April 7, 2026 12:23 PM Tim Hecke. cwbchicago.com
They and democrats know but the don't care until it hits home for them
Our politicians are not Bright enough to realize that.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Until enough weatlthy Cook County residents pack up and leave the State the shit show will continue..... Leaving those left behind holding the bag.
Chicago should adopt the El Salvador model. This place needs a complete colonic turbo flush.
I believed CPD detectives were the absolute best in the nation. That is until I became a Detective and realized it is a a sham. Detective is the biggest do nothing spot on the department, not everyone but 80%. On any given day if you walk into any area there are detectives watching sports or movies on the clock. The admin office clouted work 3 days a week, 5 hours a day max. Instead of attempting to solve crimes it's Costco candy bar/chips runs.
vote out all incumbent politicians in November
Can't go prosecuting the people who keep you in power, now can we?
Who's keeping count? How do you know how many car break-ins took place when cops don't take report, victims have given up on reporting...
If you look up the new DA Jenkins, her "prosecutorial misconduct" was more like "aggressive prosecution" - technical violations of discovery and insulting the defense attorneys. Of course only prosecutors get sanctioned by the California Bar for stuff like that. CC, JSM
San Francisco has the not 800,000 residents. They have a billion dollar deficit. Crime may have downturned, but they are still totally screwed.
Mick Belker Says:
and as soon as the Mid Terms are over, they will revert right back to their old ways.
Ofc shot while serving eviction notice
Suspect who killed California deputy run over by armored vehicle after hours-long firefight standoff: sheriff
'Don’t shoot at cops. You shoot at cops, we’re going to run you over. He got run over. He got what he deserved'
https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-detective-killed-ambush-serving-eviction-suspect-barricaded-standoff
I wonder if San Francisco and other cities that are experiencing record reductions in crime have " violence interrupters'" who are paid millions of dollars ? I seriously doubt it and think this program is nothing but a payoff to the gang culture in this city.
I know a female officer who left Chicago and is on SFPD. She keeps saying she's doing actual police work, they have things like bean bag shotguns, stop sticks and can actually pursue vehicles. She told me she's already gone to court a bunch of times on her arrests and the charges actually stick. I know some people on here know her too. I doubt she'd be pissed by me posting this.
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