San Fran "Solved" Crime
Well, not really solved, but they put a sizeable dent in the crime numbers via a very simple solution that no one ever thought of before:
In just two years, car break-ins are down 85% from their previous highs. Robbery is down 30%. Burglary is down 33%. And most impressive of all, homicides haven't been this low since 1954. To give you an idea of how long ago 1954 was in San Francisco terms, the city was on its fourth in a string of five consecutive Republican mayors.
All of these figures are courtesy of Austin Justice, an X account that tracks "Austin’s rogue criminals, prosecutors, and politicians." I suspect "Justice" looks at San Francisco with Texas-sized envy — and who saw that coming?
The real question, though, is, "In two years since what?"
In 2022, voters finally had it up to here [hold hand six inches above head for visual effect] with the city's soft-on-crime/George-Soros-sponsored district attorney, Chesa Boudin, and recalled him with a solid 55% majority. Mayor London Breed appointed Brooke Jenkins to the job as Boudin's interim D.A., and she was elected to a full term in 2024.
Jenkins has her own troubles, including committing two acts of prosecutorial misconduct, resulting in her placement in a mandatory diversion program to teach her the errors of her ways.
But there's one thing Jenkins does exactly right, and it's that one weird trick that works so well against crime: She actually prosecutes criminals.
First, they got rid of the Soros-backed commie prosecutor.
Second, the new DA actually started jailing and prosecuting crimes as written by the legislature.
Who would have thought that YOU CAN actually prosecute your way out of crime? Why had no one ever thought of this before??
Next thing you know, deporting actual criminals might drive the numbers down ever further.
Someone want to tell Fata$$? Conehead? O'Neil-Burke - though she might have a tiny inkling.
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