Sunday, May 31, 2026

Assignments

So the recent Lieutenants and Captains got their assignments (click for larger views):


 

 

Are those Inspection Division assignments are the usual "no-show" gigs for someone on the way out the door?

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186 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of those Captains (YB) couldn’t be trusted to properly coordinate moving vehicles for the procession at our officers funeral. Earned, ya right.

5/31/2026 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Salvage - from one hidden "do nothing" inside spot to another. That's been her whole career for 20 yrs. Can you say Ghostpayroller? You are pathetic Snelling. And your gurl Yau who like you spent her entire career at the academy except for a couple of years in the rough and tough 024th District. Bwaaaahaha....! What exactly makes her "double merirt" worthy? 1st a merit Sgt like you, now a merit lieutenant like you. How exactly is she qualified to teach anybody how to be the police when she's never been one herself?!? She doesn't even have a clue on how to do a TRR!!! Useless.... just like you Snelling. You were nith but a gym teacher and you will always be a nothing gym teacher. No matter how many fake unearned ribbons you wear and award yourself. Straight out of Eruc Carter's book.

5/31/2026 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Nick shirley can investigate Cpd promotions next. How is it possible a Sgt or Lt is promted and gets to go right back to the same job they were doing at a higher pay rate? Kick backs? Pay to play. Someone has to be getting something out of it.

5/31/2026 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT....
Illinois bill would ban most job listings from requiring driver’s license

https://www.mystateline.com/news/illinois-bill-would-ban-most-job-listings-from-requiring-drivers-license/amp/

5/31/2026 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NG taken care of again to 022. Whole career that way!!!

5/31/2026 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of these double merit promotions… smh

5/31/2026 12:29:00 AM  
Blogger Brandon said...

many of the same names when I was around

5/31/2026 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow

5/31/2026 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No big shock with Yau going back to the academy… Must be afraid to sit in an office in some district as a LT. Sickening they don’t even try to hide how useless she is.

5/31/2026 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck 011, J Sandoval as dumb as they come. Don’t depend on any bright ideas, maybe a taco or two then off to BCT for him.

5/31/2026 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A bunch of merit hack LT’s that never made sergeant on their own, plus a bunch of merit hack sergeants that were given the exam and cheated. This department is a clown show. 🤡

5/31/2026 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. F the district-send me back to 124! At least Hein forced everyone back to a district for at least 2 periods!

5/31/2026 02:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More garbage. Lost all respect for supervisors. They are all about themselves. Superintendent Snelling, morale sucks.

5/31/2026 02:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yau was a gym instructor PO. Merit sergeant, sent back to the academy. Now merit lieutenant, once again sent directly back to the academy. Do these people have no shame?

5/31/2026 03:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats Alice. You’ve earned your spot at the academy. -LS

5/31/2026 03:57:00 AM  
Blogger Was that a SPEEDBUMP?! said...

Danny! Baptism by fire...

5/31/2026 04:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just utilize your benefits, folks.

5/31/2026 04:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A freshly made LT right to the academy, and a freshly made Capt to Inspections. Sounds legit

5/31/2026 05:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alice Yau 124 lmao

5/31/2026 05:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The rambo known as SC won’t last in 001 long he’ll be back in detached services or 016. Petrounuis won’t be in 015 long either back to Homan.

5/31/2026 05:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The dept that doesn’t make sense why wouldn’t any of these captains take the recent 1900X vacancy? especially in summer 019 with all the details cubs, fests, halstead, beaches etc where the captain who bumped up would lead all said details.

5/31/2026 05:39:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Yau back to the academy.
Never had a hard day in her life.

5/31/2026 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rubens is a true POS

5/31/2026 06:16:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

The impact will be minimal.

5/31/2026 06:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I learned yesterday that the new female Street Deputy has never worked the street. She has never made an arrest (box 1) and she has received less than five Honorable Mentions through hgg. According to a reliable source she has never presented a case before felony review. Never submitted or approved a TRR. Never worked as a DSS as a sergeant which means that she’s never reviewed a TTR. Never worked as a WOL as a Lieutenant. She was an Evidence Coordinator when she was a detective. She was mostly assigned to the Area Two D-Unit as a merit sergeant and sent straight to the BIA upon being promoted merit Lieutenant. She has no field experience in Patrol other than being trained by an another fairly new D/C, Deputy Chief Mike Tate, who is on his way out.

A big f-ck to us from the superintendent for giving her the responsibility of approving our TRR’s, responding to major incidents including officer involved shooting and homicide scenes.

-

5/31/2026 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

more chiefs less indians. fucking perfect.

5/31/2026 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God help us all. That’s a horrible list

5/31/2026 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another game of musical chairs on the Titanic...Corona going to 001???Good Luck to them there.

5/31/2026 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exactly right..all of those captains going to inspections and the other units are just there to wait out there time in rank and collect there bloaded pensions on the way out!

5/31/2026 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4 Lt's going to 002???

5/31/2026 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AY straight to 124. Merit lt. Merit sgt. Sounds right.

5/31/2026 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way to go Tom Palma. Wherever you go should be greatful to have you. You’ve worked hard and earned your promotions!

5/31/2026 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has Kapustanik ever been on the street in his career?

5/31/2026 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snelling gal, Alice Yau can't even do one day in a district? She goes right back the the Academy? They kicked out how many PO's this month?

5/31/2026 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow.... Salvage has just coasted thru the ranks......

5/31/2026 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Petrusonis will once again latch on to someone who will tell her what to do as she is incapable of making a decision on her own.

5/31/2026 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What? Reggie Malone did not go back to 050.. That is a shock.

5/31/2026 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do you black out the employee numbers? It is public info. Nothing secret.

5/31/2026 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For 1 period....thats it. No joke, no lie.

5/31/2026 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Superintendent Larry Snelling lacks the well-rounded experience that effective leadership demands. Having spent most of his career focused primarily within the gym, there is a significant gap in understanding the essential skills that good leaders should possess.

On the other hands, the promotional review board members may not have a clear understanding of the qualifications and attributes they should be seeking in candidates. It’s overall competence at various levels.



5/31/2026 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In another 20-30 years we will know who is receiving envelopes stuffed with cash. It used to be Alder Burke. Stay tuned...

5/31/2026 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Laws for Illegals. The replacements are here. Thanks Sleepy Joe

5/31/2026 10:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some get me a deck of cards with 52 jokers, and que the Benny Hill theme music.

5/31/2026 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dont be so hard on Yau. Shes a coppers copper...some of the others too.

5/31/2026 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes get Nick

5/31/2026 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You act as if he’ll be there long. I had LTs stay for a single night before disappearing into a spot somewhere.

5/31/2026 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you answered your own question

5/31/2026 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A-hole merit hacks ruining it again. They squeezed in another useless merit hack, bringing the total to 37 Lts promoted. They are not going to get to 100; maybe a couple to a few spots above 100. This is absolutely the most crooked, bogus, and unfair LE promotional system in this country. Consent Decree my ass. Nothing legit or transparent any about this. F this place.

5/31/2026 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Medina will be in patrol for a month. brain the size of a piece of bubble gum.

5/31/2026 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no.

5/31/2026 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As J S always said to the recruits “ EARNED NOT GIVEN”

5/31/2026 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really, did he send his 2 lieutenants (Vance and Chow) back to the district? Hein is a jagoff!

5/31/2026 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They already filled that xo spot. You don’t know what you are talking about.

5/31/2026 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t be upset at Salvage. The goal is to coast… It’s your fault you didn’t have the score nor wherewithal to understand networking to be promoted.

5/31/2026 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are any of you surprised that the most of these people made rank. It’s been all about who you know than what you know.
These are the people that decide our fate when they never made a real decision working the streets.
CPD rank is most all fuckery.
A gym instructor is now our head.

5/31/2026 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sadly these promotees believe they are deserving, smart, and respected. None of which is true.
Always let the supervisors make the decisions, document everything, volunteer for nothing, go home to family.

5/31/2026 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t be mad at Salvage because you’re still responding to domestics and mental disturbances…

5/31/2026 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couldn’t stand her in the academy just a sour face and has the personality of a sewage plant.

5/31/2026 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dinosaur 🦕 wants to know WTF decided that an Inspector should be a Captain? Today Captains are afraid to work street and write up patrolman for being late for roll call, uniform and grooming infractions. Inspector should be from the rank of District Sergeant. A Sergeant with street experience that might actually respond to an in progress call.

5/31/2026 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They filled that already with Clark

5/31/2026 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Small class of sergeants in October 2026. No Lt. or Captain promotion until 2027. It’ll be before the Mayoral Primary Election.

5/31/2026 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's crazy how a person can cheat and look at someone in the eye like they truly deserved that rank. 011 be ready for roid rage he will get you jammed up! Now the public will question him and if his cycle is off watchout! Shame on the bosses who associate themselves with people who are completely incompetent.

5/31/2026 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I worked midnights at Area 2. We had some of the best women working the desk in 005. Great people. In over thirty years Nicky is the only PPO that I know off assigned to the desk as a recruit. Two great AA police females, never said a negative word about anyone, asked could the union do anything. I said do not beef with a grievance because the pay back would be tremendous.

Not three years later as a new detective, no bid, no field training they made her the third evidence coordinator, when all the other Areas had only two. She was also given weekends off. It’s all on the up and up.

I’m for taking care of any of our people with a career ending disease like Parkinson’s, Heart disease or ALS keeping them on the job for as long as possible. Or the person with a severely sick child or dying relative.

This nonsense with her makes Tactical BARBIE look like a cop.
God help the Street Cops who need a Street Deputy with some knowledge.
Then when you call the FOP for a field Rep you get the anthem singer who was never the police, and Nicky at the same time. W t Heck.

5/31/2026 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jen P will fit right in at Homan with the gossipy, backstabbing posers.

5/31/2026 01:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe you can get off your ass and investigate. You should have more knowledge about CPD promotions, right? Way more than Nick Shirley, right? Get back to us, thanks.

5/31/2026 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same thing with Berkowitz who was a merit Lt in the last class. All merit now right back to the academy. Pencil pusher who has never been the police.

5/31/2026 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It only matters that he knows how to chauffeur Meritorious Larry around town. Nothing else matters. You might as well resign yourself to calling him Lt, Capt, Cmdr, and boss. My lord why have you foresaken CPD like this!

5/31/2026 02:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The D Unit is a mess. All merit and incompetent. They just pulled back three merit Lts. All are and were useless as detectives.

5/31/2026 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Tom Palma. You are a mush.

5/31/2026 02:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

won’t be there long, just put him there to help his commander resume and retirement resume. He’ll be back in detached soon

5/31/2026 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you wouldn’t say any of this to Snelling’s face because he’d slap the hell out of you fat boy.

5/31/2026 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave my girl Mickey alone. She done worked as hard inside most of her career as anyone on the streets. Them four walls are dangerous don't you know.

Sincerely,

Nardo

5/31/2026 02:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats Rob!! True prince.

5/31/2026 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She must have some dirt on Laritorious. Didn’t spend a min in a district. Two bites of the merit apple. It’s a legit people.

5/31/2026 03:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

019 is lucky to have Tom Palma, always there for his guys.

5/31/2026 03:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much a** can Sandoval kiss? Heard his wife is leaving him…. Hope she doesn’t take you for all you got.

5/31/2026 03:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yau only needs a short stint as a Commander, then deputy and then shes on her way to superintandant. The city that works. (for the connected) Chicago values on parade, since 1837

5/31/2026 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She really latched on to Rubio back in the day.

5/31/2026 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How did he pass part one of the test to get his second merit bump?? As dumb as they come.

5/31/2026 04:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

011 can’t catch a break. TT finally leaving after crying for a year and a half that he’s going back to the area is a bonus.

5/31/2026 04:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The list will be up for 3 years or more. Merit never exceeds 30%. What are you crying about exactly?

5/31/2026 04:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nick has better fish to fry such as the third world humans (I say that cautiously because animals act better) who open fraudulent businesses, take our money, send it back to third world terrorists and pay off democrats.

5/31/2026 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No matter how bad someone ever will be, tactical barbie was a clueless nitwit who was the pretend police.

5/31/2026 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well if your a dinosaur - you should remember back when W\C expected you to be on time for roll call - looking presentable w all your stuff .. today’s kids think they can stroll in whenever they want ..and Lt’s as WOL’s don’t care ..

5/31/2026 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A/4 Merit Lieutenant Mahmoud Haleem who was a merit sergeant is hoping to be the next Commander for the Area One or Area Four D-Unit. The same for James McGovern who was never a detective. Both are looking to command a D-Unit.

5/31/2026 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

True Nicki Watson sure was assigned to the desk as a PPO. She bumped two officers that had way more time than her. She didn’t seem to be cut out for police work.

5/31/2026 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IKR? They are not even trying to hide it anymore.

5/31/2026 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had more than 5 honorables as a PPO.

5/31/2026 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im done working hard. Going to start going to the right parties and golfing in the summer. The right Christmas party or two in December, and Im off to a merit bump promotion. I bet I make it farther than anyone here reading this.

5/31/2026 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gezus! Three merit lieutenants pulled back to the D-Unit? Shuffle the deck for Christ sakes.

5/31/2026 06:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5 lts

5/31/2026 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep. How long before he’s commander in a Cush spot!!

5/31/2026 06:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

next canine test ?

5/31/2026 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You clearly don’t pay attention to the Admin Msgs. 1900X was filled last week.

5/31/2026 07:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Post your employee number.

5/31/2026 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You won’t say that to her face.

5/31/2026 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is one of the dumbest police I have ever worked with. Good luck

5/31/2026 07:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You’re the same Beta male that was talking shit on the previous ‘Promotion’ post. You must be stuck in 025 on the watch…

5/31/2026 07:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because 4 Lt’s left 002.

5/31/2026 07:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1900x is not open. The current Commander is on the medical and will be until gay pride is over.

5/31/2026 07:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats to DC! Guy is a hard worker and truly gets it.

5/31/2026 09:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s sickening! 30% merit needs to stop. And how are these merit Sgt’s making merit LT’s too?!!

5/31/2026 09:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never understood the say it to his face sht. Dudes afraid of the street. He's a house mouse. That's not someone to be afraid of. The only reason people don't say it to him is because they'll be fired.

5/31/2026 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

002 is probably the worst place to work in the city. The captain they have couldn't spell lieutenant so they made her captain and has 3 merit promotions. The majority of lts and sgts all merit and the commander is 2 time merit what could go wrong?

5/31/2026 09:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Green is not your color. Have some guts and say it to his face Asshat.

5/31/2026 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enter Henry hill meme.

5/31/2026 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rough and tough 024? 024 has had its fair share of shootings and homicides this year. But I forgot. You’re not cool unless you’re running and gunning in some absolute shit hole like 7 or 11. There you obtain the title of Super Real Police. Turd… smh

5/31/2026 10:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take it easy Mikey, we get it.

5/31/2026 10:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

F’off you moron.

5/31/2026 10:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the same reason no Minneapolis Police would have been allowed to investigate obvious million-dollar fraud in a Democrat-run city. They would have been suspended and fired and labeled a drama-queen or mental by their department. Just like here. We desperately need a dozen Nick Shirleys to investigate Chicago…and yes this half-ass department. Lately we have been promoting not only incompetent supervisors but dangerous ones as well. I trust meritorious supervisors about as much as I trust Mexican tap water.

5/31/2026 10:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They gave him tact in 002

5/31/2026 10:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks NARDO. Now just go away already. Clown

5/31/2026 10:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Inspectors need to outrank the person they are gigging, which is sometimes a lt.

5/31/2026 10:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yup 3 merit goofs back at the Area. All blowhards- especially FC. The guy who was dumped out of MAIU as a Sgt

5/31/2026 10:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone around knows Salvage followed "Nardo the retardo" around From 025 to A4 so save everyone the drama. She's useless today as she was many years ago. Except when she spent a few periods in 015.

5/31/2026 10:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt. JS drunk and a creep, his bogus ass comments when I was a recruit fell wayyyyy short. Thinkin he had a shot. Don’t know how’s he around pushin his lapa bullshit. Matter of time till people say shit. Add it to the scandals that every supervisor thinks they can spew.

5/31/2026 11:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enter Jose Sandoval, can’t even speak a lick of English

5/31/2026 11:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

99.9 % of most people would gladly tell the scammers on this job all of this to their faces.....the thing is ALL of them would never show up so continue crying how unfair the comments are because somehow they have a friend or themselves on here defending their pitiful careers. Cry harder hacks.

5/31/2026 11:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rough and tough 024? 024 has had its fair share of shootings and homicides this year. But I forgot. You’re not cool unless you’re running and gunning in some absolute shit hole like 7 or 11. There you obtain the title of Super Real Police. Turd… smh

......................................

Must have struck a nerve there Francis. You must be part of the elite in the fighting 024! Now go get your shine box!!!

5/31/2026 11:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lmfao. Mickey just stay off the blog.

5/31/2026 11:11:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Hahaha why would they give another one when they promote 2-3 per year?

5/31/2026 11:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

his fake wife is the merit adm sgt to the merit cmdr and he’s now the merit tact Lt - now let’s all spin cycle

5/31/2026 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats to all. Well deserved promotions. You can now lead CPD into the near future with pride.

5/31/2026 11:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Settle down, LOBO. And enjoy being back in 008.

5/31/2026 11:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who in the fuck cares at this point. What we should be doing is working to pass the gold braid pension protection. Highest pension would be that of Lt. If the fire department did it why can't we. This is the quickest way to make the pension last.

6/01/2026 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surprised he passed the airfield driving written test.

6/01/2026 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There shouldn’t be. White in the D-Unit that was never a detective. That amongst several other things should be a qualification.

6/01/2026 01:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Green is not your color. Have some guts and say it to his face Asshat.

Once he's not in a position to fire me I'd say it to him just like I'd say it you your bitch azz. Really don't know why dimps like you get all up on his knob. Just like being a lesser being?

6/01/2026 03:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

024 does not have its fair share of murders. Soft ass

6/01/2026 05:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about just study very hard and maybe just maybe you can make it by score

6/01/2026 05:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let’s Not Forget Richie Scotchbreath Double Merit Promoted!!!
A blast from the past!!!

6/01/2026 05:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s not hard, Dino. Watches are run by Lts. You need someone who outranks them bc otherwise they will tell the inspector to pound sand.

6/01/2026 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say it to her face? Lmfao. Stay off the blog Mickey

6/01/2026 06:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have a promotional review board??? Obviously they know NOTHING about qualifications or are they just there to collect a paycheck?

6/01/2026 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clark is fucking useless...all hell do is walk around the station with a cup of coffee i hand waiting for people to kiss his ring and the useless Commander is afraid of his own shadow..Im surprised he's even still Commander! Cant wait to see how bad this years pride will go.

6/01/2026 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yau hasn't been in 024 in 20+ years! She's afraid of her own shadow. I would love to see her do a TRR or even an arrest report! Useless house mouse.

6/01/2026 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he's a merit vacuum

6/01/2026 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha Ha Ha Yau wouldn't know how to be the police. She hasn't been one in a very long time. 3 years in 024 and the rest in 124 doesn't make you the police.

6/01/2026 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All total goofs. Bruno and Ursitti what the fuck is wrong with you?

6/01/2026 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

$190,000 a year Pension for retired Superintendent. Ridiculous .

6/01/2026 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What? Reggie Malone did not go back to 050.. That is a shock Is he related to Lt Michael Malone

6/01/2026 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cause CPD is so corrupt and dont mean rank and file

6/01/2026 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Facts!

6/01/2026 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*There shouldn’t be any white shirt in the D-Unit…..

6/01/2026 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Officers are going to second guess themselves in shooting situations even more now that they have idiots for street deputies.

6/01/2026 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe because the firemen wanted to protect their pensions and thought it was the right thing to do

6/01/2026 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does the test mean anything?

6/01/2026 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PC did it for his driver

6/01/2026 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There will always be a boss she will latch onto.

6/01/2026 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This will be interesting! One of the biggest ass kissing officers ever! The commander of 002nd District will get tired of the ass kissing! No one respects him!

6/01/2026 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was a Lt and a WOL. I always told Inspectors to pound sand and leave the district, 003. They all left and never heard another word about it.

6/01/2026 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can play the game that is offered to you (drink the cool aid) or you can implement this life hack, be a master of your own game Finance your house for 15 years and pay it off sooner. Drive a 4 cylinder Japanese car; it will probably last you for over 20 years. That is enough for your to retire with a pension. You do not need a $1,000 car payment, because you are not impressing anyone; we know how much money you make. After you retire, sell your house that you only made the required repairs on (no fancy upgrades) for over double of what you paid for. And sell it “as is.”

Here is a bonus professional tip; earn a useful degree from a legitimate school. It is a beautiful thing, because the city will pay for it. As of right now, some of you do not have the skills required to write a decent resume. Now, you are running with the best.

Do not let this job have an iron clad leash on you. If you let that happen, then you will be working until the mandatory retirement age and making pension payments so that the early retirees can get paid.

And the best type of revenge on your yokel acquaintances is living better than they do, especially the dispatchers; you can have your second house in a great neighborhood acquired well before you retire. And here is a little more advice, the people who earn the spot based on “score” probably cheated, very few people make it on score. That is correct they even get the first part of the multiple choice questions and answers to study.

And the lesson is over.

6/01/2026 11:36:00 AM  
Blogger Last of the Dick's from A6 said...

James McGovern was a detective, a fairly competent one at that. Worked at A3 for several years, also promoted via test score.

6/01/2026 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

except for a few good picks it is a pathetic dei list

6/01/2026 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, and a lot more useless merit, clout appointed Captain and above on CPD. Put all ranks above Captain in a 401K. quit draining the pension fund.

6/01/2026 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Inspector Rank is an exempt position, we have commanders,deputy chiefs from sergeant and gang crime specialist rank. A Sergeant Inspector can write up any Lt. or Captain. Just like a Sgt. Commander,Lt.Commander can order Anyone around. Idiot , pussy captain at 1045hrs.

6/01/2026 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the promotions on the cpd are corrupt

6/01/2026 01:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clark is a do nothing self promoting stroke.

6/01/2026 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He’s related to Post Malone.

6/01/2026 01:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was made the Tac Lt in 002 his first day as a Lt after a his second merit promotion. Mmm hmm that boy good!

6/01/2026 01:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the term Nardo the retardo. We had him at a 3 after his first merit bump courtesy of hiram grau. For you younger guys he was the patron saint for all the spanish coppers and was responsible for foisting people like nardo on to everyone. Nardo didnt get smarter on the way up that for sure

6/01/2026 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Folliard related to the retired, recently deceased Folliard?

6/01/2026 04:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jim made Detective Sgt and LT all on score. Good policeman too. Good detective. And a fair supervisor. Move along kid. He’s one of the good ones.

6/01/2026 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Jim.

6/01/2026 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just shows you how big of a joke merit is. Yau gets interviewed for merit, selected by the panel who are also all merit. Yau is such a good pick for merit Lt she then gets assigned to a unit and not a district. Can’t pass the test but still the best! Look at the other two merit Reggie’s, PPP loans qualify to get merit ?

6/01/2026 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haleem is the biggest kiss ass there is. He is fake as it comes, DON’T TRUST HIM. He keeps asking about the commander spot. Ursitti please be smart and keep this guy away. He makes people uncomfortable of how he come across, and keeps shinning shoes, hoping for Ursitti to make him a Commander.

6/01/2026 07:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Salvage is a snake. Smiles at you and then she talks behind your back. Comes across as welcoming then you hear her talking about everyone. She’s not your friend.

6/01/2026 07:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was a merit Lt. Before he made Lt. You can always find him in HQ, making sure he gets the merit spot. Don’t be surprise that you will find him around Ursittis office making sure she makes him commander.

6/01/2026 07:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck to 011 with DG, how the heck a guy that score like 700 on the Sgt test? All of a sudden he made it on the first LT class??? He is a meathead. Who gave him the test?

6/01/2026 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Inspector rank is NOT and exempt position. Back I. The day most were Lt’s by rank. Then they made Capt’s inspectors because yes - thy needed to outrank the Sgt’s and Lt’s. The Capt’s that are inspectors yes do have a gold star (along with their Capt’s star) and can pretty much write up an exempt member but that rarely happens. The current Capt / Inspectors are still in bargaining unit - and get OT beyond a normal tour of duty. Different than an exempt gold star …. It’s more of an assignment - than anything. W same benefits as district Capts

6/01/2026 07:57:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

He'll be working 4 hours like the rest of the WOL.

6/01/2026 09:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The hell are you talking about? There’s another LT class this year. Stop making up crap.

6/01/2026 09:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All 3 couldn’t do more than a year in patrol.

6/01/2026 09:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do tell

6/02/2026 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There’s something about that guy that makes me very uncomfortable. I just can’t put my fingers on it, and it’s more than the fact that he’s a
conniving, backstabbing ass kisser.

6/02/2026 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ursitti can’t see good leadership. She blinded by too many suck ups.

6/02/2026 06:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

None of the watch Lt's ever work more than 4 hrs in 019..all completely fucking useless, esp on 3rd watch.

6/02/2026 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yup.....John is top notch supervisor and will be great as a Lt. He is as standup as they come.

6/02/2026 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is Mickey?

6/02/2026 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lmao Jimmy Govern was a detective 😂 and a Sgt and Lt in the D unit. Second of all, I hate to break it you, but it's not hard to learn so that's why any white shirt can come there. The D unit is carried by about 30-40% if the detectives the rest of you suspend your cases and go home.

6/02/2026 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like Salvage.... but the "snake" comment is somewhat accurate. Anyone associated with her will get that rep also.

6/02/2026 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is completely ridiculous that they sent a YAU back to the academy. This completely shows you the entire Department is going down the drain. I would of though that Snelling would at least have some backbone and send her to a district. You want to interview for Merit, you will have to do what real Lt's do. Its sad that this person who hasn't been on the street in years, is now a Lt and is one at the academy. Was her spot there opened up for anyone else to try and bid for? Sounds like that could be a good grievence.

6/03/2026 06:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when yau she was a PO and was on IOD limited duty she was caught running the chicago marathon and instead of her being fired she only took 10 days and subsequently since then was merit sgt and now merit LT, she has zero integrity and had no business being around recruits now seeing she went right to unit 124. Out of all the Sgt's, some who have been shot and have done some heroic shit, they pic her? The corrupt CPD exempts

6/03/2026 06:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here we go again. Yall bitch about proactive policing and bitch about house mouses getting promoted.

6/03/2026 09:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe the PPE loans were legit??

6/06/2026 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh boy..your so tough!

6/07/2026 07:45:00 AM  

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