Thursday, September 17, 2026

Integrity Check?

Remember back in the day, the rumors that IAD used to put cash or look-alike "substances" in the backs of squad cars to attempt to "uncover" corruption?

This one looks like it went just a little too far:

  • A body was found inside a new Chicago police vehicle on Thursday morning, CPD said.

    CPD said a man was found dead at about 9:15 a.m. in the 700 block of E. 112th Street.

    The body as found in the backseat of a new and unused police vehicle, CPD said.

    Chicago police said the vehicle has never been in service.

    A death investigation is underway.

We're going to start a rumor that the subject of this "death investigation" was placed into the brand new squad car with $1,000 in non-sequential unmarked bills. If any are missing.....

Someone is going to have a lot of explaining to do! 

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19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Psst, rumor has the tact team obtained a CB number for CTTV before hit the morgue.

9/17/2026 02:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lock you cars, conceal your valuables.......

9/17/2026 02:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a "drop corpse".

9/17/2026 02:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, just breakin' in da new vehicle! No extra charge...

Now it's got dat old cop car smell!

9/17/2026 02:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thought maybe it was a retiree on the FOP board. there's a few that look like they could drop any moment.

9/17/2026 03:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clutch Cargo Jr. Says:
Sounds like the Chicago Police Department is Out of Control, just like the rest of the City…

9/17/2026 03:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There goes the new car smell.

9/17/2026 03:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe it came with the car so the officer can use the express lane for car pooling

9/17/2026 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know COPAS AND IADS rule the last person who signed the car out did it! wait till they print the car and have 30 officers brought in for a recorded INTERVIEW.

9/17/2026 03:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That must be some corrupt coppers drop body.

9/17/2026 04:11:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Never leave those car doors unlocked, especially if they'll sitting in the lot overnight.

9/17/2026 04:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mick Belker Says:
Great Parking Lot Security CPD,,,,,NOT

9/17/2026 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The man put a body on me. That ain't right

9/17/2026 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know that there’s a small percentage of coppers on this job that would’ve swapped out the keys, just took a different car, and never mentioned it!
They do it with flat tires all the time, why not a DOA?

9/17/2026 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never Used vehicle?
I thought new cars came out of 5219 S Wentworth?

9/17/2026 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he was living in the car for more than 30 days you need to go through the eviction process to get him out of the car.
Of course he died so this makes it easier.

9/17/2026 05:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never inventoried any dime bags of drugs I’d find in the back of the squad car. I just threw them in a sewer. Never heard shit about it. You had cops paranoid and they’d inventory it lol.

Cash? Even if it was a dollar I’d inventory it.

9/17/2026 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was the person in the front seat or cage? If the person crawled in the back seat (cage) and then realized that the doors don't open from the inside, death is inevitable.

9/17/2026 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1000$ that locker in A3

9/17/2026 07:31:00 PM  

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