Integrity Check?
Remember back in the day, the rumors that IAD used to put cash or look-alike "substances" in the backs of squad cars to attempt to "uncover" corruption?
This one looks like it went just a little too far:
A body was found inside a new Chicago police vehicle on Thursday morning, CPD said.
CPD said a man was found dead at about 9:15 a.m. in the 700 block of E. 112th Street.
The body as found in the backseat of a new and unused police vehicle, CPD said.
Chicago police said the vehicle has never been in service.
A death investigation is underway.
We're going to start a rumor that the subject of this "death investigation" was placed into the brand new squad car with $1,000 in non-sequential unmarked bills. If any are missing.....
Someone is going to have a lot of explaining to do!
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19 Comments:
Psst, rumor has the tact team obtained a CB number for CTTV before hit the morgue.
Lock you cars, conceal your valuables.......
It's a "drop corpse".
hey, just breakin' in da new vehicle! No extra charge...
Now it's got dat old cop car smell!
thought maybe it was a retiree on the FOP board. there's a few that look like they could drop any moment.
Clutch Cargo Jr. Says:
Sounds like the Chicago Police Department is Out of Control, just like the rest of the City…
There goes the new car smell.
Maybe it came with the car so the officer can use the express lane for car pooling
You know COPAS AND IADS rule the last person who signed the car out did it! wait till they print the car and have 30 officers brought in for a recorded INTERVIEW.
That must be some corrupt coppers drop body.
Never leave those car doors unlocked, especially if they'll sitting in the lot overnight.
Mick Belker Says:
Great Parking Lot Security CPD,,,,,NOT
The man put a body on me. That ain't right
You know that there’s a small percentage of coppers on this job that would’ve swapped out the keys, just took a different car, and never mentioned it!
They do it with flat tires all the time, why not a DOA?
Never Used vehicle?
I thought new cars came out of 5219 S Wentworth?
If he was living in the car for more than 30 days you need to go through the eviction process to get him out of the car.
Of course he died so this makes it easier.
I never inventoried any dime bags of drugs I’d find in the back of the squad car. I just threw them in a sewer. Never heard shit about it. You had cops paranoid and they’d inventory it lol.
Cash? Even if it was a dollar I’d inventory it.
Was the person in the front seat or cage? If the person crawled in the back seat (cage) and then realized that the doors don't open from the inside, death is inevitable.
1000$ that locker in A3
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