It Ain't Just the Birds
Conehead's administration has seen the highest death rate among whales in recorded history!
On a recent morning, Shedd Aquarium President and CEO Bridget Coughlin stood in front of a pool filled with six frolicking beluga whales, insisting that the institution, where five other whales have died in recent weeks, is not in crisis.
Coughlin, who has a doctorate in biochemistry, also pushed back against a growing public perception that the aquarium might have bitten off more than it could chew in adding 10 more belugas to a population of eight resident whales.
The doctor doth protest too much - a 50% death rate among new arrivals is even worse than the death rate among established people (and folks) on the west side. There hasn't been a blood-letting like this since Ahab was sailing the Pequod with his 140 body guards crew
And the sad part is, with a little effort, there would be more lib-tards protesting the imported whale deaths than the the deaths over a summer weekend.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
27 Comments:
People and folks, birds, whales and Chicago economy bj is just a death merchant
Those wales need to be set free. In 2026 it’s kind of barbaric to keep whales in captivity.
Fire all of them and don’t let them bring anything here. Leave everything in the ocean.
But.....
If one liberal feels good......isn't it worth it.
Vote democrat for more.
So a guy overhears two hefty women talking in a bar with an odd dialect.
He says excuse me, are you ladies from Scotland?
One becomes indignant and says “It’s Wales you idiot”
He responds, “I’m sorry..are you whales from Scotland?”
Do these numbers get included with the Brandon body count from shot spotter kills?
the Doctor not want to admit that there were too many goldfish In the bowl
Atleast it wasn't rogue flying lead bullets that killed them
And don’t forget they are reassessing court county again right now taxes are going up more! You can contest the tax all you want the way they got it fixed now if you live in a good neighborhood, it will be denied like good little sheep. Just keep paying those taxes. Praying that the Pension stays funded for the police. That’s another thing Chicago teachers Union pay a small pit compared to what we pay but yet they get a huge Pension. I think they get 80% less time and we all know they barely work. Brandon crew close half of the schools save billions of dollars the budget would be just fine but he won’t. We all know it’s been written many times many of the schools have a handful of students but a full staff teacher teachers, a nurse, security, cafeteria, workers, engineers, etc..
The ocean called they're running out of shrimp and whales.
There are 5 organizations that have interests in saving the wwhales...where are they? Crickets? Bueller?? Bueller??
Both birds and whales would rather die than live in Chicago.
Yes but, my vax 'saved' the other 50%...
Is Coughlin a DEI.
Man, dem new whales are from the wrong hood and got taken out... anyone can see that!
Lmao
Great one. I can’t breave.
Yes, Flipper would be appalled!
What's the difference between Scotland and England?
The rain is warmer in England!
People think that Belugas always look like they are smiling. That is the appeal of them. There has been no important research conducted by Shedd since they acquired them. It was only meant to generate ticket sales.
Correct! It's allllllllllll about the money....
I care more about the Belugas than I do about the folks... Am I wrong?
Great success rate! in line with CPS reading ability.
" with his 140 body guards crew" SCC: Don't know if I'm here for your writing or the comments! Thank you for your diligent daily effort! Appreciated much!
She's about as much a doctor as Jill Biden.
At least the Belugas wont break in to your house, steal your car or bus' a cap in yo' ass.
*knock knock* land shark ..
Contracted syphilis from illegal aliens, a possibility?
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