Thursday, May 11, 2017

Oh, This Ass?

That goof in 016 putting quotas to paper? Not a smart idea, but then again, he did this not to long ago:
  • Hey SCC see if you can look up in your crystal ball where this dumb ass during a chase where the offender bailed out of a car and a foot chase ensued right in front of the LT K's house and the while coppers are running around looking for the bad guy the good LT jumped into the bad guys car and tore up the neighbors lawn and was driving towards the same coppers who were chasing the bad guy. You can't make this shit up. 
Great idea!
  • jump into a hot car that cops were just chasing
  • drive it over the neighbor's lawn
  • drive it toward cops who just finished chasing it
  • expect them to know who you are
There ought to be a law that dumb-assery be painful.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merit babies always entertain.....

5/11/2017 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thx u. Yes I agree dumb assery should be painful SCC.

5/11/2017 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LT. K. failed forensics: check
LT. K. tampered with and contaminated
crime scene: check
LT. K. drives vehicle towards cops:
death wish

5/11/2017 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And it was caught on dashcam. I saw it. Funny as hell

5/11/2017 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one ever said that being a boss requires a brain trust between the ears.

5/11/2017 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's story is cute. Why couldn't that happen in 004 if anyone remembers that deal

5/11/2017 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasnt there a similar scene in one of the Police Academy movies?

5/11/2017 01:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You left out the best part of that story......The good Lieutenant was wearing his "Superman pajamas" at the time!!

5/11/2017 04:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Had the misfortune of being under his command for NATO, we were always miles away from the action. Looking back years later I now realize it was probably for the best because he couldn't find his way out of a wet paper bag. Clout + Merit= where did he go George.

5/11/2017 05:19:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

It sounds like a good time to me.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/11/2017 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous 018 Tac back in the day said...

He always was a nut.

5/11/2017 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Classic fuck-up by the off duty Lt. This goof is outside in his PJ's as the on duty's are searching for the M1 who bailed out of a car. So the Lt. who was still sleep walking, gets behind the wheel of the offenders vehicle and proceeds to drive over his neighbors lawns. This was all caught on video and within two days the video was pulled, hidden and/or destroyed.

You talk about the circus coming to a neighborhood near you. Clown Konan gave all who paid admission or came out of their homes to see a performance that ultimately kept them up the rest of the night with sore sides from laughing at him and his stupid antics.

What a piece of work to goof is!

5/11/2017 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All Lt. K worries about is number 1 (himself). Maybe a good lawsuit from the ACLU would shake things up a bit for the good Lt. He is always stating that we do everything by the book because he is not going to lose his pension due to us idiots!!! Well who is the idiot? Maybe the Lt. should follow his own advice!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Another Merit Clown or should I say IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/11/2017 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And not one Deputy with any balls to deal with goofs like this.

And Commanders wonder why POs bring in zeros.

Maybe it's because the blue shirts have lost all respect for white shirts.

5/11/2017 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds to me that this knuckle head was attempting to motivate the troops into writing even more paper "activity" than they had expected...

5/11/2017 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't there a Sgt. on the south side who wears a Superman t-shirt under his white shirt on his social media page.

5/11/2017 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny thing about many bosses...they believe their own bullshit.

5/11/2017 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LT. STUPIDMAN I mean SUPERMAN would have hung another Officer by his feet if he was the watch commander. And the shame of it all is nothing was done about it and if it was I promise you that it was nothing compared to the type of punishment a blue shirt would have been given. I understand what he did was wrong and if it was a blue shirt then you get what you get but why is it that from the commander on down the bosses swept it under the rug. Of course in the Chicago way of doing business this dumbass did all of this and a few months later he was made the Watch Commander on days. Way to Loony, this is why Officers are leaving 016. It might not be a West Side District where you have shootings on a daily basis but there's a lot going on there. I'm glad I don't live or work in that District because it's only going to get worse.

5/11/2017 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LT K sounds like a jag off , glad I don't work for stupid fucker like that, guessing his neighbor thinks he's jag bag also

5/11/2017 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never mind the potential need for prints or evidence protection but more importantly never mind officer safety

5/11/2017 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LT. K. "wipes down" steering wheel prints with
taco/pizza/potato chip greasy mixture. Forensics
later confirms wheel grease and hand grease: positive
Hazmat team confirms LT. K. farts contained sufficient
concentration of hydrogen sulfide to neutralize chemicals
found in Christmas tree air freshener hanging from mirror,
and neutralized THC content of 2 ounces of marijuana later
found in vehicle. Dope charges had to be dropped.
"Brown mud" found on accelerator and brake pedal determined
to be mixture of dog shit/dog piss/grass clippings.

5/11/2017 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He felt pooolicy......... Or in this mind he was Lt. Bullet.....

5/11/2017 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trying to aerate the lawn maybe? Give 'em the benefit of the clout.

5/11/2017 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The stupidly continues, but many of the others are laughing as they get that gold braid pension which is way over what they should receive! You payoff the correct politician and shazam you get the huge pay boost and pension! Why also does the mayors,clerks,treasurers detail get anywhere from commanders pay and pension to sergeants pay and pension all the while being 9161 patrolmen by rank? the pay is ok but come on taking the pension from the extremely underfunded pension fund when we are funded worst in the country at under 25%!

5/11/2017 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If that's a true, there should be a psych exam ordered and take away the Radio Shack scanner.
But it explains the hard-charger "look at me, when I was on a beat car back in 19--" theory stooge bosses like to bring up at roll call.
Hey, if you like being a beat all means, hand in the silver bar...007 has openings.
Another example of why HQ flags you for looking into incidents of unbelievable stupidity.

5/11/2017 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enough said
Merit Promotions are PRICELESS

5/11/2017 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey,, Wasn't it the late john Wayne, who supposedly said, "Life is Tough. It's Tougher if you're Stupid" ?

5/11/2017 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Years ago back in the 80's, we had a Captain in 009 who changed his last name to "Bells". Why ? Don't know. But he got a tattoo on his arm of 2 Bells. On the bells, one said Ding, and the other said Dong. Why ? CPD Boss Syndrome. CPDBS. It has been contagious ever since. Ding-Dong, Over and Out...

5/11/2017 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if his clout got the word, that the Lt. is missing a few marbles?

5/11/2017 06:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) more creative felons bump and run with your car:

Chiraq totally out of control thanks rahm and the 50!

5/11/2017 10:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The thing is Lt K is very smart in some ways. Made Sgt and Lt off the test and was in the first class off each test I believe. Which goes to show you that you can be book smart and police stupid at the same time.

5/12/2017 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

LT K sounds like a jag off , glad I don't work for stupid fucker like that, guessing his neighbor thinks he's jag bag also

5/11/2017 09:19:00 AM

Yes they do! I live close and am friends with others on his block. The stories they tell about him and his equally asshole wife (Cpd, maybe retired) are unbelievable. Total jag neighbors.

5/14/2017 04:33:00 PM  

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