Monday, April 29, 2024

Good Idea?

We think it's the start of a good idea:

  • In recent years, unofficial street parties celebrating Mexico’s Independence Day have surged in popularity: car caravans clog the Loop with bumper-to-bumper traffic as people dance in the streets, drivers do burnouts, and an orchestra of car horns fills the air.

    [...]  Now, there’s another plan—a plan to host a two-day Mexican Independence Day festival in Grant Park. The Illinois Hispanic Chamber of Commerce and the Mexican Consulate in Chicago are proposing the idea, which Ald. Brendan Reilly (42nd) revealed in his weekly newsletter on Friday.

    Organizers say Choose Chicago and the state support the event, which will run from 2 p.m. to 10 p.m. on September 14 and 15. According to a promotional flyer, the festival will include food, “family fun,” arts and crafts, live music and performances at the Petrillo Bandshell, and “some of the best Margaritas in town.”

This should be the pattern for ALL parades and big festivals moving forward. Once it hits a certain point, becomes a certain size, has a certain number of parade units / floats, then it goes down to Grant Park and travels down Columbus Drive. The advantages are monstrous:

  • the staging area becomes Solidarity Drive for floats and parade units;
  • easy storage of the iron fencing for crowd control;
  • tons of paid parking - all money in the city coffers;
  • one single route for clean-up, so less muss, less fuss, less Streets and San OT

Think about the regular parades calendared years in advance. Set a price for the permit, set manpower numbers for Traffic Aides, require certain numbers of security personnel paid for by the parade committee.

You could even work in the usual bribes and graft that follow these events.

UPDATE: We forgot to mention this, but with a single authorized parade / festival, then ALL other "celebrations" and street takeovers are now illegal. Politicians can hide behind the "....but there was an authorized celebration on...." while the Department comes up with a plan to take back the streets.

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36 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great idea but they don't want a planned event to celebrate, they want to disrupt traffic and act out.

4/29/2024 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Various independence days, for future reference.

Chilly days in Chicago for Panama and Dominican Republic.

Tadeusz Kosciuszko and Casimir Pulaski were not available for comment.


• February 27 - Dominican Republic

• May 14 - Paraguay

• May 20 - Cuba

• July 5 - Venezuela

• July 9 - Argentina

• July 20 - Colombia

• July 28 - Peru

• August 6 - Bolivia

• August 10 - Ecuador

• August 25 - Uruguay

• September 7 - Brazil

• September 15 - Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, and Nicaragua

• September 16 - Mexico

• September 18 - Chile

• September 21 - Belize

• November 3 - Panama
 

4/29/2024 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Add the celebratory sound of gunfire to the festive activities.

4/29/2024 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If only certain groups could celebrate their independence or whatever the fuck without destroying property, shooting guns, fucking up traffic, and being a general nuisance, maybe the rest of us would appreciate their "culture" more. Why do certain groups have to celebrate their culture by committing crimes and bothering everyone who isn't the same race/nationality as them? Ironic that they all choose to celebrate their freedom and independence and greatness in another country, rather than in the one they praise as the best. Ironic that they march around condemning America, while abusing the freedom granted by living here, and knowing they would never return to the shithole they came from. If you want to celebrate your heritage, do so peacefully and within the confines of the law. If you can't do that, you don't deserve the freedom you've been given.

4/29/2024 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Conehead: If you want the Mexican Independence parade in my town...you have to pay.

Mexican Ambassador: BJ, l think it's wrong to extort money from the community.

Conehead: Look...as the mayor of Chiraq, I've got big responsibilities.

These parades are very expensive.

You're using my police...

Streets and San, my free Tahoes.

If you mention extortion again...

I'll send a CTU teacher to break your legs.

Mexican Ambassador: (Chuckling) I'm sure l can arrange a nice honorarium from the Community Parade Fund.


Conehead: Another thing. You better sit on that savage, perpetually aggrieved fraternity of yours. I don't want no drunken riots in my town.

Mexican Ambassador: Don't worry. I've got those boys just where I want them.

We'll have the best Mexican Independence parade Chiraq's ever had.

(Apologies to Animal House, life imitates art from time-to-time).

4/29/2024 02:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We get ONE day for 4th of July! ONE Day and no festival or concert in Grant Park & No Parade. When’s the last time Chicago had a 4th of July Parade- you know to celebrate the country we live in & got our Independence? As for food & fun, well the taste of Chicago that coincided with it got moved and shortened because shitheads ruined it.

4/29/2024 02:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously? You think a parade and festival will stop all the asshole behaviors? Fuck that- this ain’t Mexico.

4/29/2024 03:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But we are a majority minority. Ho ho we wont go.

4/29/2024 05:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make sure to be heavily armed with body armor if one decides to partake may the lead be with you and not in you

4/29/2024 05:48:00 AM  
Blogger Old Guy said...

Oh good, I want to see the videos of 10:05 PM as the event shuts down after guzzling overpriced Margaritas since 10:00 A.M. Think of the crescendo of all those handguns going off as the event expires in a traditional southern salute (and I thought those firefights in nam were loud).

4/29/2024 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And at 10 pm each night when the festivities end all the revellers will return home to their neighborhoods and be in bed by 1045 pm. Great idea.

4/29/2024 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are the chances not one round will be fired.

4/29/2024 07:35:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

When is the Normal People America Independence Day?

4/29/2024 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This idea isn't going to make a bit of difference to these assholes. The whole point to them is to disrupt traffic and cause mayhem, it's part of the attraction for them. Sure you might get some families that want to celebrate properly in Grant Park, but my money says this idea will go no where with the little assholes

4/29/2024 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"a two-day Mexican Independence Day festival in Grant Park."

How do you-all in Chicago celebrate American Independance Day?

4/29/2024 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Delta house!!! Nice

4/29/2024 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My nationality is Irish, born on St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t give a shit about the Irish or Ireland because my grandfathers got the hell out of that shithole and moved us here with no assistance whatsoever. I’m an American. I love being an American. I have never even visited Ireland. Or will I. I have no connection with those leftist pansies.
Mass deportation should be “ a thing” if these assholes want to live here, they should act like it. As it is, we are going to have a hell of a time expelling all the terrorists from the Middle East living here. Wait until those assholes start demanding. They have a weekly religious holiday and they refuse to work.

4/29/2024 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesn't everybody just pack up and go home after Puerto Rican fest? No?

4/29/2024 01:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s nice to celebrate your heritage once a year. Plop a record from the old country on the turntable, have a party and reminisce, but this is getting out of hand. Foreign flags flying on cars and in front of homes, for days, weeks on end, and some permanently. If you are that attached to that flag and country, and think that place is so grand, go back there and make that place your home because that is where your heart is. The way many real American (no hyphen necessary) citizens view your actions it’s as if you are an invading force, and only fomenting dissension in the country.

4/29/2024 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only peace and quiet these ever experience is in their graves.

4/29/2024 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last year someone from Mexico said "we don't party this hard in Mexico" for independence day....I said welcome to chicago, tell your friends .....Shout out to all the Mexicans they really no how to shut it down!.....I'll take pay no comp time thanks!

4/29/2024 03:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two independence days for Mexico. Sometimes the independence doesn't take and you need another one.

4/29/2024 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any good ideas? How about this for a bad idea whoever the copper was the two of them that went to the weather tech store in Bolingbrook Illinois got the discount then resold the merchandise. Thanks to you whoever you morons are no more discounts for first responders from Chicago another thing ruined. That’s why you can never tell a copper anything that you are getting because they will just go and ruined it! What did you think they would not have found out remember you give your name when you’re waiting and your phone number they know what you bought

4/29/2024 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s nice to celebrate your heritage once a year. Plop a record from the old country on the turntable, have a party and reminisce, but this is getting out of hand. Foreign flags flying on cars and in front of homes, for days, weeks on end, and some permanently. If you are that attached to that flag and country, and think that place is so grand, go back there and make that place your home because that is where your heart is. The way many real American (no hyphen necessary) citizens view your actions it’s as if you are an invading force, and only fomenting dissension in the country.

4/29/2024 01:59:00 PM


It's the heritage spirit of the conquistadors, an essence motivation throughout all known human histories.

Islam conquers infidels.

Conquistadors diminate continents, successfully South America, Central America, now attempting North America.

'communists' attempings to conquer anywhere.

Chinese, using communist covering, effectively ruling as emperors, past versions being same as Romans, Greeks, etc., all throughout human histories.

The Japanese even took a try at this.

We, Americans, did so, effectively, when this continent's nativez were dominated.

Ditto Australians.

Not much success by anyones to dominate the continent of Africa.

And the middle easterns have been a clusterfucking of tribal rivalries forever.

So, the experiences of this exception to human history, sufficiently exceptional, via Constitutional Republic, is a rarity of human historical activities.

The obamanation's ambitions are a regression back to the innate cravings of dominating other humans.

The exception of Constitutional Republic stands against the innate obsessions of humans to dominate others.

We've enjoyed this exception long enough to take it for granted that others see the value of it.

They. Do. Not.

4/29/2024 06:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brandon Johnson has a black wife and three black children protected by a private detail of 150 Chicago police officers, so he doesn't give a crap about violence in the city.

4/29/2024 07:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Festival closes at 10pm just in time to go drunk caravaning around Chicago. Great idea lol

4/30/2024 12:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You got to be kidding. What good riot even starts before 10 pm? So get them all downtown in massive group feed them ply them with alcohol and think things will turn out well? What dream world are the planners living in? A planned shit show if there ever was one.

4/30/2024 04:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about an open purge day. Get them all in one place and declare open season on them. Fish in the barrel. Sounds good to me.

4/30/2024 04:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


It's the heritage spirit of the conquistadors, an essence motivation throughout all known human histories.

Islam conquers infidels.

Conquistadors diminate continents, successfully South America, Central America, now attempting North America.

'communists' attempings to conquer anywhere.

Chinese, using communist covering, effectively ruling as emperors, past versions being same as Romans, Greeks, etc., all throughout human histories.

The Japanese even took a try at this.

We, Americans, did so, effectively, when this continent's nativez were dominated.

Ditto Australians.

Not much success by anyones to dominate the continent of Africa.

And the middle easterns have been a clusterfucking of tribal rivalries forever.

So, the experiences of this exception to human history, sufficiently exceptional, via Constitutional Republic, is a rarity of human historical activities.

The obamanation's ambitions are a regression back to the innate cravings of dominating other humans.

The exception of Constitutional Republic stands against the innate obsessions of humans to dominate others.

We've enjoyed this exception long enough to take it for granted that others see the value of it.

They. Do. Not.


4/29/2024 06:06:00 PM


The plan has been in motion for a long time, Bathhouse Barry’s installation was the plan going public, and she devil Hillary was supposed to put the final nails in the coffin but Orange man and the people threw a wrench into their plans in 2016. They had to steal 2020 to get their plans back on track. Trump was knifed in the back by RINO republicans and couldn’t get much done. He should have locked all of the treasonous bastards up when he had a chance.

The republic wasn’t defeated by a conventional army that has breached our borders, we weren’t defeated by a stronger, smarter foe in a kinetic battle, our own government was infiltrated by socialists and communists and they put in place policies that have brought about this downfall. I think the Saxons are awakening to this now. Kipling peered into the future.

4/30/2024 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about: We're Americans. We celebrate The United States of America Independence Day on July 4th.

If you want to celebrate Mexican Independence Day - go back down to Mexico and do that.

Have some back yard BBQ's.

Apply for a permit, and schedule a parade like other ethnic groups.


But we're absolutely, positively, unequovicably NOT going to allow 1000 people or more to take over the city in a "caravan", hanging out of the windows with flags or whatever, drinking and driving, smokin dope and driving, doing burnouts, blasting the music, and generally making a nusiance of themselves.


But you know, that'd require some Stones. And none of the politicians have any. So we're all fucked.

4/30/2024 01:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trump was knifed in the back by RINO republicans and couldn’t get much done. He should have locked all of the treasonous bastards up when he had a chance.

The republic wasn’t defeated by a conventional army that has breached our borders, we weren’t defeated by a stronger, smarter foe in a kinetic battle, our own government was infiltrated by socialists and communists and they put in place policies that have brought about this downfall. I think the Saxons are awakening to this now. Kipling peered into the future.

4/30/2024 10:54:00 AM


Taking our exceptional Constitutional Republic for granted thus required, more than anything, a wake the fuck up experience beyond the worst, utterly too fucking late, and yet not that much better.

Stubborn as people are, they are most stubborn in refusing to face their own faults.

Trump is not our substitute for our own resolves.

We, the actual people who have enjoyed our founders's exceptional Constitutional Republic, are the debters being now challenged with paying our debt, by being as so many seem to be, no longer reluctant to face ourselves.

And by doing all that Trump is doing, all that many, now more than before, are tasting the poisons of everything not Constitutional Republic consistent.

There is no fault in Trump's not being able, then, to do our work for us. Trump accomplished so much more to expose the feckless, most of all in compelling them to expose themselves so egregiously, that no one can claim that they do not see what is right in their faces, down their throats and being shoved up their asses. Not one.

So.

We who value our exceptional Constituional Republic have our work to do.

Each and every one of us.

Consistent with our Constitution.

4/30/2024 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


We who value our exceptional Constituional Republic have our work to do.

Each and every one of us.

Consistent with our Constitution.


4/30/2024 06:20:00 PM


I think the citizens are at the point again of the “But when a long train of abuses and usurpations” part spoken of in the Declaration of Independence. We know what came next the last time.

5/01/2024 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So this guy just uses "feckless" in all of his posts? Who's in charge of administering meds in his wing of the nursing home?

5/01/2024 01:12:00 AM  
Blogger kentraco said...

Does "feckless" mean you no longer give a "feck"?

5/01/2024 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So this guy just uses "feckless" in all of his posts? Who's in charge of administering meds in his wing of the nursing home?

5/01/2024 01:12:00 AM


Try not to choose being obessessed with what irritates you to vexational levels.

Someone might conclude that you are craving to date them.




5/01/2024 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the citizens are at the point again of the “But when a long train of abuses and usurpations” part spoken of in the Declaration of Independence. We know what came next the last time.

5/01/2024 12:51:00 AM


Emotionally, perhaps so.

Yet, Constitutionally, not quite there.

The frauds committed in 2020, the heinous manipulatings of the planned panic demic, the following three plus years of the continuations of the obamanation's feckless actions, the aniticipations of said actions being now experienced as increasingly clearly what they are, and are intended to induce, the ambition to create an immense ball of confusion to cover their attempt at, as one buddy of Pinky says, "To try to take over the world!!!!", may prove out to require such.

Still, our Constitution, as the rekiabke reference for our nation's exceptionality, does provide the options which can be utilized to avoid this.

It is just a matter of quantiy of the quality.

Yep, it is still the same, old story.


5/01/2024 12:10:00 PM  

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