Monday, November 07, 2005

Eurabian War Builds Momentum

Rioting in France claims 1,400 cars last night, bringing the 12 day total to over 4,700 cars AND its first fatality. A man trying to extinguish a trash can fire was beaten to death. A woman in a wheelchair who had been doused with gasoline and set ablaze is still fighting for survival. Thirty police officers were wounded by shotgun fire a day ago, two remain in serious condition.

The car burning phenomena seems to be spreading across the continent also. 5 cars were burned in the German capital of Berlin last night and another 5 in the capital of Belgium, Brussels. All are believed to be inspired by events in France.

Hat tip to LittleGreenFootballs for the stories and links.

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALLAH AKBAR!!!

11/07/2005 04:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read on another blog that someone suggested Philly and Chicago cops go over there and show the Frenchies how to do it.

11/07/2005 04:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 0437
ever hear about the police olympics where the goal was to find a rabbit let loose in the woods?

11/07/2005 04:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 0453
that is a good joke, you should tell it.

11/07/2005 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So lets get this straight. You have an large area of land overrun with what, for the most part, is property crimes. The occasional injury and, very seldom, a murder also occurs. The media never say a word about it and the authorities are doing little in the way of controlling the problem. The residents complain and complain but there is just not enough of a force to deal with the problems effectively.

Poll question:

Am I talking about france or 016?

11/07/2005 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New South Wales (Sydney) and Victoria (Melbourne) state police have thwarted a catastrophic terrorist plot in Australia with the arrests of fifteen.

Aussies don't take any shit from these Muslim terrorist wannabes.

11/07/2005 05:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is a wallaby a wannabe kangaroo?

11/07/2005 05:22:00 PM  
Blogger BATHROOM WALL ? said...

Oui oui... we Fronsch need a leetal moire ooomph zhan mere eensults zeeis tyme I'm afraiyd... zomehow "I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION" and "YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER and your FATHER SMELT of ELDEBERRIES" eez just not cutting eet! SACRE BLUE CHEESE RENAULT FLAMBEAU!

11/07/2005 05:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the french guy was the funniest thing Ive ever seen here

11/07/2005 05:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Police Olympics

3 aagencies The FBI the CIA and The CPD compete in an Olypics

The object is to find a rabbit released in the woods


First the FB1 goes in to try to find the rabbit
They set up surveillences and develop informants

After two weeks the FBI issues a report that there are no rabbits in that forest

Nex the CIA goes in there. They put up satellites with spycams and set up covert agents aall over the area

In 6 weeks they issue their findings that rabbits dont exist


Now to old time dicks from Area 2 or 4 go in the woods trying to find the rabbit

In ten minutes, a 800 lb grizzly bear is backing out of the forest with the dicks chasing him


The bear is screaming, "Okay, Okay.... Im a rabbit Im a rabbit"

11/07/2005 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Death to the Frogs!
BURN BABY BURN!
Even the FRENCH hate the french!

11/08/2005 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let the Crusades begin again, we fought off the muslim invaders once before didn't we?

11/08/2005 02:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually it was the Muslims who fought off the Crusaders and after 5 Crusades the original goals were never achieved

11/08/2005 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even a better reason to exterminate them all !!!

11/08/2005 03:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Latest rumor out of 35th St.:

CPD will be making a list of P.O.'s interested in helping our French Gendarme brothers.
Your expenses (housing, meals, etc.) will be paid by the French Govt.
Expect to be deployed for 2 months.

There are some uniform requirements being investigated, so far you have to leave your sidearm back here and carry only your baton, flashlight and tourist map of Paris. You'll have the option of wearing your uniform hat or a black beret. You could opt for either smoking two packs of cigarettes per day or not bathing for the entire 2 months. Those who do both will be awarded the Legion of Merit medal from the French Govt.

11/08/2005 06:11:00 PM  

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