Monday, November 07, 2005

Funny Sight

Getting off the expressway today, saw a citizen with a cardboard sign "Out of Work. Need Food. Spare Change." The usual.

And directly across the ramp from this upstanding human being? Another sign taped to a lamp post "Earn $20 per hour painting." We just had to roll down the window and ask the gentleman if he wanted $20. When he said yeah, we pointed at the sign. The look on his face was hilarious. If we had a camera, we'd have taken a picture of him, his sign, the other sign and his look at actually having to work for his $20.

12 Comments:

Anonymous the mechanic said...

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11/07/2005 04:07:00 PM  
Anonymous House mouse 35th said...

its an absolute shame that seeing Terry Hilliard standing on the street amuses you. Just goes to show you that if you dont plan properly you too can be standing on an exit ramp from the x-way.

I think you should go back there and give Terry a hot lunch and a warm cot for the night.

I see Phil there in a few years being a road block

11/07/2005 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Naaaw. Phil, the "Telly-Tubby" is going to have a "grabber" real soon.

11/07/2005 04:55:00 PM  
Anonymous ten weeks to go said...

I gave a beggar woman with a baby an apple the other day
the bitch then asked me for money too
Fuck these scumbags

11/07/2005 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not a spelling nazi, but his name was Hillard. It's spelled M-E-D-I-A S-E-L-L-O-U-T

11/07/2005 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooohhh, dat's cooooold, office!;)

11/07/2005 09:34:00 PM  
Blogger Fenian28 said...

Why yes, I have plenty of change you homeless piece of shit.....

11/08/2005 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey House Mouse, I laughed so hard I left a Rodriguez in my shorts!

11/08/2005 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They were all princes compared to that cocksucker Martin.

11/08/2005 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't get me started on LeRoy Martin. I know someone who lost their star during the course of an intense door to door, on the roofs, in dumpsters, under the cars, etc. search for 3 guys who robbed a currency exchange and shot 2 P.O.'s in the process.

Everyone up through the 1st Deputy said due to the extreme circumstances, no disciplinary action was warranted. Guess who gave the P.O. a day?

11/09/2005 01:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When your finished using the toilet make sure you wipe your Martin and shake your Hillard!

11/09/2005 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you forgot to flush yr daley

11/10/2005 07:11:00 AM  

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