Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Invade Canada!

Late last night, the government of Canada fell during a "no confidence" vote. Years of scandals and such finally culminated in the dissolution of the Left Wing led government coalition. We have opined on a number of occasions that we, as a country, cannot stand idly by while the longest undefended border in the history of mankind is left in disarray. We therefore propose that an immediate invasion be undertaken to secure the vast tar and oil sands of northern Alberta for our use AND we finally make Alaska part of the contiguous 48 states.

This will be a "Special Employment" initiative undertaken by CPD Officers working their days off and furloughs so as to not drain the armed forces of manpower needed elsewhere. Anyone interested should contact their Unit Commanders.


Blogger Shadi said...

(Take Off, Eh!)

11/29/2005 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And THEY'VE "No Confidence" in THEIR Government?? They should try living in this cesspool City, State, Country!! "CANADA For Americans!" "Americans FOR Canada!"No dooooubt a-booooooot it!!! (...and here comes the usual brainiacal retort in about 5,4,3,2,1... "If ya don't like it, move to Russia, Iraq, North Korea, Upper Togoland, etc...) ;-P

11/29/2005 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


11/29/2005 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


11/29/2005 01:57:00 AM  
Anonymous DEEP THOUGHTS said...

"Propaganda is persuading people to make up their minds while withholding some of the facts from them.": Harold Evans

"The advancement and diffusion of knowledge is the only guardian of true liberty.": James Madison - (1751-1836), Father of the Constitution for the USA, 4th US President

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." -- H.L.Mencken

"I have always strenuously supported the right of every man to his own opinion, however different that opinion might be to mine. He who denies another this right makes a slave of himself to his present opinion, because he precludes himself the right of changing it." : Thomas Paine (1737-1809) Source: The Age of Reason, 1783

Mourn not the dead that in the cool earth lie, but rather mourn the apathetic, throng the coward and the meek who see the world's great anguish and its wrong, and dare not speak: Ralph Chaplin

11/29/2005 01:59:00 AM  
Anonymous CLICK IT! said...

THIS GUY IS GREAT: "the kid from brooklyn!" FORGETTABOUDDIT!

11/29/2005 02:05:00 AM  
Anonymous alice said...

Great. Another overtime opportunity to be granted only to those with 20 + years on. Known about only by the guy who grabs the fax from the desk, and his friends. Closed to enrollment by the time it hits the C/O book.
What a shame. I already have rods, silver spoons, and pork frogs at the ready if the detail goes until the summer. Wait, I would need a summer furlough....so much for that, too.
Man I miss furlough by watch!!!

11/29/2005 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quit crying alice!

11/29/2005 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


It's Upper Volta ya hippie! Now get a clue and wash your pochuli smellin ass before you make us all sick with your free love and socialized health care!

11/29/2005 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By all accounts the same leadership will be at the helm of the government in Canada.

Probably a few new people will be involved to build a concensus.

Same attitudes towards the U.S. will prevail.

TORONTO (Reuters) - If a federal election is called on Tuesday, Canada's minority Liberal government will hit the campaign trail with a six-percentage-point lead, according to a new poll.
The government lost a vote of confidence on Monday, ending a 17-month stay in office that was largely overshadowed by a patronage scandal.

Prime Minister Paul Martin quickly announced he would visit Governor General Michaelle Jean -- the representative of head of state Queen Elizabeth -- at 9.30 a.m. on Tuesday to ask her to dissolve Parliament and set an election date.

A well-placed source told Reuters that Martin would call the vote for January 23, setting the scene for the country's first winter campaign in more than 25 years.

Opposition legislators, who voted 171-133 to bring down what they describe as a corrupted government, cheered when the results were declared.

Recent opinion polls show the most likely result is another minority Liberal government, which will again be forced to rely on support from other parties to stay in power.

11/29/2005 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sacre blue!! Canada has surrendered! They are French after all!

11/29/2005 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My wife and I received a memo from my son's Cub Scouts Troop. He will be Deployed for a one year Peace Keeping rotation schedule.

11/29/2005 02:41:00 PM  

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