Sunday, January 22, 2006

Just Because We Can ...

... and because the US Government says we have to have "Truth in Labeling" laws - and the title says "Sarcasm and Silliness," doesn't it?

We decided to take another look at the picture from last Friday:

Have these new Sergeants started school yet? Have they told them how not to step in a pile of shit yet? We'd like to see the syllabus for that classroom exercise.


Anonymous gene pitney said...

"Only Love Can Break Your Heart...!"

(and S.C.C. with PhotoChop...;-) (worst to FIRST- Hitney baby one more time!!)

1/22/2006 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC please put some kind of character limit on this blog. Some goof pasted a 100,000 word essay into the quick hits thread.

1/22/2006 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous click on the word "said", fred! --> said...

NAH- NOT NECESSARY! JUST CLICK ONCE ON THE "said" PORTION OF THE POSTER AND THEIR PARTICULAR POST "POOF" COLLAPSES RIGHT AWAY, OUT OF YOUR WAY- "no muss, no fuss"! Try it, you'll LIKE it! (or you can "collapse"/hide ALL comments by clicking that little "Collapse comments" hyperlink right next to the rectangular comment compositiuon "Leave your comment" box... capiche? S'all right! (now "Hitney Baby One More Time!")

1/22/2006 01:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks O'Grady. But your post is too long for a blog. Isn't there any 12 year old Laotian boy porn for you to jerk off too? Go easy on the butter, your mom is making pancakes for breakfast.

1/22/2006 02:28:00 AM  
Anonymous leftisthebest said...

Asian boy porn? WOW! We knew you had a chubby love-minnow for "Shady's" haunches, but this is a breakthough for you! Tell us some more about your "Gladiator" predilections...! LOL! (You prefer Lotion On your LAOTIANS... oh- not butter... MANtequilla...! RTFLMAO!!!!

1/22/2006 03:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Once-Deadly Wounds... said...

Struggling Back From War's Once-Deadly Wounds

PALO ALTO, Calif. - It has taken hundreds of hours of therapy, but Jason Poole, a 23-year old Marine corporal, has learned all over again to speak and to walk. At times, though, words still elude him. He can read barely 16 words a minute. His memory can be fickle, his thinking delayed. Injured by a roadside bomb in Iraq, he is blind in his left eye, deaf in his left ear, weak on his right side and still getting used to his new face, which was rebuilt with skin and bone grafts and 75 to 100 titanium screws and plates.

Men and women like Corporal Poole, with multiple devastating injuries, are the new face of the wounded, a singular legacy of the war in Iraq. Many suffered wounds that would have been fatal in earlier wars but were saved by helmets, body armor, advances in battlefield medicine and swift evacuation to hospitals. As a result, the survival rate among Americans hurt in Iraq is higher than in any previous war - seven to eight survivors for every death, compared with just two per death in World War II.

But that triumph is also an enduring hardship of the war. Survivors are coming home with grave injuries, often from roadside bombs, that will transform their lives: combinations of damaged brains and spinal cords, vision and hearing loss, disfigured faces, burns, amputations, mangled limbs, and psychological ills like depression and post-traumatic stress.

So many military men and women are returning with head injuries combined with other wounds that the government has designated four Veterans Affairs hospitals as "polytrauma rehabilitation centers" to take care of them. The Palo Alto hospital where Corporal Poole is being treated is one.

"In Vietnam, they'd bring in a soldier with two legs blown off by a mine, but he wouldn't have the head injuries," said Dr. Thomas E. Bowen, a retired Army general who was a surgeon in the Vietnam War and who is now chief of staff at the veterans hospital in Tampa, Fla., another polytrauma center. "Some of the patients we have here now, they can't swallow, they can't talk, they're paralyzed and blind," he said.

1/22/2006 03:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O'G was known to carry his Asian boy porn with him in the 023 wagon. You sound interested Lefty. Maybe he can share his favorite haunts with you after a private screening of "Brokeback Rice Paddy". A little butter on the noodle for you? Sooner or later all liberals bite the pillow. It's a rite of passage.

1/22/2006 03:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you sure you live more than 500 feet away from that playlot by your crib, NAMBLIN' Man?? Better get "compliant" or go back to the that cell, Pogo! It's not your fault your blessed mommie caught you wearing her silky duds- you even liked the feel of the belt as she whipped your hide- was it wrong"? No! Remember- you're good enough, smart enough; and gosh darn it- people like you! (the fools!) You sound like you need to blow off some steam on a little vacation- burn some of those frequent flier miles say on a first class round-eyes trip to Bangkok, Thighland, shy-man? Then post those pix and the ones of us together on your `Blog... can't wait!

1/22/2006 03:49:00 AM  
Anonymous A.A. - 12 Little Steps said...

To the name dropper: you sound like you're posting drunk again- with a grudge... everyone needs attention... we all miss our loved ones... let the anger go... try praying... and click on- alcoholics-anonymous

1/22/2006 03:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC: Her again? At least put a burka on her so the Muslims dont stone her!

1/22/2006 04:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not drunk, just annoyed by a guy whose activity for an entire year was one parker and then comes on a police web site. Nice try with the anonymous post about Thailand O'G. You sound experienced. Why don't you post your own NAMBLA photos on your own blog (that nobody reads). Maybe you'd get some traffic from your fellow members. Didn't I see you piloting your wheelchair around South Park.


1/22/2006 04:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1st post. I had heard about this place, but never really thought about checking it out, until the other day. What was said about the new Lt. in the 008? At roll call, he was pissed off and said if someone had a problem with him to take it up with him. He mentioned this board. He was mad as hell.

1/22/2006 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Theres a benefit coming up for a copper in Aurora, (I think) that was DUI'd by another copper from the same Department. Anybody got any info, please post it. I think we should go and show support. Remember, theres power in numbers.

1/22/2006 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This subject is just as old as whoever posted it.

1/22/2006 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which Lt. in 008?

1/22/2006 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Fly on the Wall said...

Is the new Lt R.S.?

1/22/2006 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

other day post about new Lt. 3rd watch pissing on people's parades...Lt. is good guy who is behind his people...person who posted it was attempting to bust some stones with it...Poster knows Lt...apparently he didn't contact the Lt to let him know it was a poor attempt at sarcasm.

1/22/2006 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the photos but I agree a burka would have been in order for this one but we wouldn't have been able to tell who it was...

"Life is like a box of choc-lets"

our very own little Forrest Gump!

1/22/2006 09:45:00 AM  
Blogger leftisthebest said...

Again soneone posting under my name (3:06) and this time it appears he is advocating child porn.

Give it a break fella. I guess you're life is a bigger loser than mine seeing you have to continually have to use my blogger name.

1/22/2006 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Letters to the Editor

January 20, 2006

War not the only option on Iran

As the drums of war continue to beat in regard to Iranian nuclear capability, there are some glaring omissions in disclosure by the administration — namely that Iran has mutual defense treaties signed with both Russia and China. If we launch a pre-emptive attack on Iran, can we be certain that Russia, with its advanced nuclear arsenal, will remain neutral or will it honor its treaty?

If we use tactical nukes, as extolled by Dick Cheney, will Russia respond in kind? Will energy-starved China, and its 1.6 billion people, see a U.S. attack on Iran as an attack on its national security? China has huge natural gas and oil contracts with Iran, and we seem incapable of handling the 26 million people in Iraq.

It's been said that if the only tool you have is a hammer, you will tend to see every problem as a nail. Maybe this is a problem of perception, and President Bush sees his only tool to be the military. That would make every problem a war just waiting to happen. It seems like a good time for cooler heads to prevail. Let's hope we find some, and soon.

1/22/2006 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bin Laden expert skeptical about latest purported bin Laden tape

by Amber Rupinta, WTDV-TV -- Durham, NC

Jan. 19, 2006

A Duke professor says he is doubtful about Thursday's audiotape from Osama bin Laden. Bruce Lawrence has just published Messages to the World: The Statements of Osama Bin Laden, a book translating bin Laden's writing. He is skeptical of Thursday's message.

"It was like a voice from the grave," Lawrence said.

He has doubts about the tape, and thinks bin Laden is dead. Lawrence
recently analyzed more than 20 complete speeches and interviews of the al Qaida leader for his book. He says the new message is missing several key elements.

"There's nothing in this from the Koran. He's, by his own standards, a faithful Muslim," Lawrence said. "He quotes scripture in defense of his actions. There's no quotation from the Koran in the excerpts we got, no reference to specific events, no reference to past atrocities."


1/22/2006 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the goof who posted that we should attend the benefit for the copper that got DUI'ed, I have a question: Was the copper in fact driving drunk? If yes, then why the fuck would I go waste my time and money attending the idiot's benefit?

People need to take responsibility for their actions. You drive drunk feel lucky you only got a ticket and not locked up for reckless homicide or that the passenger in the car you were driving is not paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of his life!!!

1/22/2006 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My partner told me that he heard the CPD helo come up on the radio on the s.side yesterday.

Anyone else?

1/22/2006 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard the guys in 015 asking for the helicopter to assist them as they chased a hot car fleeing from a robbery. The dispatcher finnaly got a hold of the bird and the pilot responded, "Squad, can't help right now, hold us down on a TVB in the station."

1/22/2006 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it true that to become a watch commander you must be a range sgt. first?

1/22/2006 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anybody seen Handjob!!

1/22/2006 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sgt's cant start school yet, the official list hasnt been sent. The dicks that are making Sgt werent on the first list so there are about 10 more names to be added.

1/22/2006 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that Lt. in 008 is a royal jagoff. anyone sticking up for this guy most be a tool. how can this guy bust peoples balls who are locking up 3-4 dudes a nite, cuz they havent written any tickets? i think he fails to realize how busy it is in that district. find somebody to play with......

1/22/2006 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Osama's Book Club said...

"This is almost as good as being an Oprah book," said William Blum, after Osama bin Laden pimped his book, "Rogue State," rocketing it onto's top-seller list. Last week the U.S. government denied Blum a travel visa to Cuba to appear at the Havana Book Fair. (Maybe this is a stunt to monitor those who buy the book- and Osama is dead!)

1/22/2006 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Prof. Pan said...

Decoding the latest "bin Laden" tape

Ah, yes, another low-quality tape from bin Laden's secret cave complex.

Pardon my skepticism.

Why is it that every message from the man works to confirm Bush's talking points, I wonder?

For instance:

The war against America and its allies will not be confined to Iraq. Iraq has become a magnet for attracting and training talented fighters.

What "OBL" is saying is that Al Qaeda is the major enemy fighting the U.S. in Iraq. While it is true that there are elements of Al Qaeda in Iraq, the purported statement subtly refutes the fact that most of the fighters in Iraq are insurgents fighting the occupation of their country. "OBL" therefore reinforces Bush's continous equating of Iraqi insurgents and Al Qaeda.

Another interesting statement:

But I plan to speak about the repeated errors your President Bush has committed in comments on the results of your polls that show an overwhelming majority of you want the withdrawal of American troops from Iraq. But he (Bush) has opposed this wish and said that withdrawing troops sends the wrong message to opponents, that it is better to fight them (bin Laden's followers) on their land than their fighting us (Americans) on our land.


Your president is misinterpreting public opinion polls which show that the vast majority of you support the withdrawal of your forces from Iraq. If your desire for peace, stability and reconciliation was true, here we have given you the answer to your call."

Bush's mantra of late has been that supporters of withdrawal are aiding the enemy, and that opposition to the war plays into the hands of terrorists. How convenient that this tape will now be used to support that absurd notion. I can already hear wingnut radio hosts -- "Didn't you hear what bin Laden said? You pinko peaceniks are playing right into his hands!"

Anyone who opposes the war is doing bin Laden's bidding.

It's too fucking convenient. And, with all the scandals and legal problems the Bush Cult is dealing with, a good dose of fear about an impending attack is just what they need. Remember -- they rule by cultivating fear.

1/22/2006 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

um, your medication is now ready!

1/22/2006 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you drive drunk, you deserve what ever you get. If you get nailed, some cop probably just saved your life.

Big deal, you get some slap on the wrist suspension and have to go into the program.

Or maybe life in a wheel chair as a qudraplegic is better than admitting you are a JO.

1/22/2006 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous leftisthebest said...

I love boy's! Dirty little boy's!!

1/22/2006 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about some permanent threads specific to districts, units, HQ?

1/22/2006 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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1/22/2006 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy sh$t you have a lot of time on your hands, easy with the length.

1/22/2006 03:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damm Dems and thier philly busters.

1/22/2006 03:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ZONE 4: 1814 3rd Watch

1814: Yea squad

ZONE 4: Tower Records called back, they are wondering if you are ever going to get there for that holding the offender. It was assigned to you four hours ago.

1814: Oh, squad, hold us down on a hand waiver in the Zoo. This is a fine speciman here I got to help. You gonna have to reassign that holding offender. We let you know if we need anything. "TOP COP" out, squad.

1/22/2006 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC- I think a previous poster was correct in the fact that you need to limit the size of the files for some people who just can't say what they want in a reasonable amount of space. Thank you.

1/22/2006 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pay attention GOOF and realize that their is more to life than your little world. By all accounts except the guy that wrote him, the copper was NOT drunk. There is a personality conflict between the two of them so the on duty guy wrote the off duty guy.

Now, you made the statement that if he was was in fact drunk, why the fuck would you want to go to his benefit, right? So now that your aware that there are other issues surrounding this matter, can I count on YOU showing up? C'mon big mouth, lets see if your all show and no go as I suspect. I'm challeging you,are you going?
Just as I thought.

The ONLY reason I posted or asked anything about this was to get our guys to show support for another copper that is by all accounts, being railroaded by another because of a personal vendetta. I'd like to show another copper from another juristiction that we are all together, no matter where we work, rank we hold or what our personal beliefs are, because as we all know, a person is innocent until PROVEN guilty in a court of law. But I guess you forgot that part, right.

So now back to my original question before we were interrupted by the self rightous, know it all moronic goof, does anybody have any information about the benefit for the copper in Aurora that was CHARGED with DUI? If you do, please post it so that those of us who believe in helping out other coppers in their time of need, particularly those that are merely ACCUSED of a crime may do so.

Goof, you need not respond. You have already embarrassed yourself and have shown us what you are really made of.

Thanks all.

1/22/2006 04:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got some information on that case. The copper blew a .28. I guess your definition of being drunk is different than the state's. Have fun at your benifit. I guess it will just be the two of you.

1/22/2006 04:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is "Top Cop" the same lazy fuck who sued some white shirts because of "racial issues"? Gotta love it he came to the district talking about what a great cop he was and of the stuff he did. DID, being the operative word...Guess he felt all he had to do was talk to the “womens” and sit at the outside café at Melvin B’s. When the lazy ass and his fellow “Southsiders” were called on it, they beefed and sued. (While not all “brothas” that worked in the district while I was there, were lazy it just so happened the group involved in the lawsuit were.) I’m not saying you should "bust your ass" on this job. What I am saying if you choose to do the bare minimum and stick other folks with jour “jobs”. Just “shut the fuck up” and stop singing your own praises. Better yet stick with your crew and just keep on playing the video games at the North ave Best Buy. Oh yeah, probably not a good idea, the employees there got tired of the extra police attention, and called OPS. Even they complained about your “Posse” blowing off jobs. Yeah you should probably wait till that CR # is completed

1/22/2006 05:16:00 PM  
Blogger leftisthebest said...

Some interesting stories on US casulities and the troops there. I think even M will like. This is really I, the Bush-basing "lefty," folks don't care for, and not the fake, child porn-loving, Shady-bashing phony.

1/22/2006 06:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Per HQ- The new sergeant's class will begin on 06Feb06. The city asked and was granted an extension on the 90 day detail that the preservice sergeant's had in the D-Unit.

1/22/2006 06:47:00 PM  
Blogger Rue St. Michel said...

Benefit for NPD Sergeant:

Go here for map.

1/22/2006 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous kumbaya said...

Isn't above Naperville PD Sgt. Al Trotsky the off-duty cop that was set up by another (on-duty) NPD sgt. on a DUI?

Fuckin' Incredible!

With stunts like that, I can envision ALL CPD members actually joining hands to sing "Kumbaya".

1/22/2006 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


1611 3rd watch- WAKEUP!! Fucking dogs!

1/22/2006 07:54:00 PM  
Blogger Rue St. Michel said...

DUI'd Sgt did NOT blow and was NOT drunk. You obviously don't know anything about the case, numbnuts.

1/22/2006 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous "rue st. laurent" said...

Mon Dieu!

Did my "kumbaya" question actually offend you, "numbnuts"? I was merely asking a question. I never purported to "...know anything about the case."

Resolve to manage your inexplicable rage.

Anger management, monsieur!

1/22/2006 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Real easy to post bullshit and make shit up about people when you can hide and post anonymously isn't it?

rue st. laurent-

rue st. michael was referring to the goof that posted B/S numbers about the Naperville copper that was DUI'd. He was not refering to you.

1/22/2006 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tomma Bunns runs it in 011.

1/22/2006 09:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sgt's cant start school yet, the official list hasnt been sent. The dicks that are making Sgt werent on the first list so there are about 10 more names to be added.

1/22/2006 11:28:39 AM

!00 Sgts to be made. Their class will be starting Feb 6th. 71 doing a stint in the areas for “investigative training.” Of those 23 are “meritorious.” That leaves 29 from the detective division to be made with 22 being off the list. It really makes sense to only made 51 detective promotions that are now in the academy, when they will be losing 29 leaving only a net of 21 for the whole division…..

1/22/2006 10:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 10:47


You lost me at "investigative training"....

1/22/2006 10:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that Lt. in 008 is a royal jagoff. anyone sticking up for this guy most be a tool. how can this guy bust peoples balls who are locking up 3-4 dudes a nite, cuz they havent written any tickets? i think he fails to realize how busy it is in that district. find somebody to play with......

1/22/2006 11:49:43 AM

I have an idea to get that Lt. off your back:
Write a ticket

1/23/2006 02:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do too, don't! Work the desk and eat all frigging night, while you read glamour magazines!

1/23/2006 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...






1/23/2006 12:42:00 PM  
Blogger leftisthebest said...

Sorry buddy, for the 600th time I am not "Shady." And look, it is not the middle of the night!

See "Shady," is the good-looking one, I'm the smart one. Or maybe it is the other way around.

1/23/2006 08:11:00 PM  
Blogger Shadi said...

Nah- I'm the PHAT ONE- LEFTY is the Skinny one!

"Baby Blow me one more time!" Chucky "Pugsley" LOTTMAN ;-)

(Posted from the Woodfiled APPLE Store... can you find the `puter with my password on it? Hint: it's a new one!)

(Now if I can just find which GLORYHOLE Lottman has docked in (he loves the MOUSETRAP) SNAPPP!)

1/23/2006 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And they post back to back, but are not the same person. Okay...

1/24/2006 04:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get Back to work Bryja!
Chief Ronnie Two-Bucks of the Cheap-a-prickie Tribe

1/24/2006 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Regarding the NPD Sgt. that was DUIed. He is one of the few real police in that department. A true gentleman and a stand-up guy. His father was CPD retired. As for the tool, ( another Sgt. by the way), that DUIed him. What goes around comes around. If we can't take care of one another, who will. There were other ways to handle it, I would hope. But speaking as someone who worked for that dept. before coming here, I know the discretion allowed in that place is minimal. Benefit is 28 JAN in Aurora. Aurora P.D. is aware and will extend courtesy for people attending from what I'm told.

1/24/2006 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Benefit is 28 JAN 1800 Hrs. Pheonix Club, 515 Peonix Ct. Aurora. Enter east side of building lower level. $20.00 at the door. Contact Joe Matchett NPD, (630) 853-6291.

1/24/2006 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Joe, some us will be there (those that believe in the "brotherhood").

1/24/2006 05:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard Tomma-bunns worked Tac in 011 for a while. And while doing details outta the District he would talk to the Tac guys from that district, and find out where they eat for free. Then change his designator and go and eat for free.
Heard he has a booger problem- likes to pick his nose and wipe in on peoples shoulders during one of his obligatory "your a great guy" talks.
Lets not forget he like to bring his wife to court with him too.

1/24/2006 05:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that too! Suppose to have units designators from every district in the city

1/24/2006 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets just hope that the stroke Sgt is not waiting for any one to leave the benefit and tag them with a DUI for helping out the first guy.....

1/24/2006 06:08:00 PM  

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