Sunday, January 01, 2006

SCC's Predictions for 2006

Well, quite a few of you posted predictions. We'd like to post a few of our own. Make of them what you will:
  • Politics - Local - more indictments for Daley's machine. Segal or "Quarters" will crack and at least one member of the inner circle will start telling tales. Bad year locally.
  • Politics - State - former governor Ryan (may he rot in hell for eternity for commuting sentences of cop killers) will be convicted. Good riddance.
  • Politics - National and International - Scooter will be convicted, Delay will be cleared. The republicans will lose 2 seats in the Senate, but gain a handful in the House. Bush's popularity will range in the high 50's low 60's all year, especially after Zarqawi and bin Laden are captured or killed. Iran and China will kill thousands of their citizens as social upheaval shakes them, Iraq will be more peaceful, Syria will crumble and groundwork will begin for a new Mid-East war. European countries will riot and burn more than ever.
  • Sports - Bears will fall short. Bulls will make the playoffs, but fall short. Cubs will tread water, the Blackhawks will sink and the Sox better live up to the potential of a World Series Champ (Repeat? We say yes.)
  • Department - Starks has spent his last Christmas on the job. Grau or Maher will be the new First. Lieutenant test will be this year, and a particular Sergeant will do very well on it. Noelle Brennan will have something to say about the "merit" process, but not much will change - unless Daley leaves, then all bets are off.
  • General - Economy will keep on rolling; Hollywood will post another losing year; General Motors will lose more money, jobs and it's place on the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Tookie will still be dead and Jimmy Hoffa will still be missing. SecondCityCop.Blogpsot will pass a million page views before Fall and might be mentioned by either Kass or Brown, but not Jesse or Junior.
And we shall keep on posting throughout the year. Thanks to everyone for an excellent run so far: 6 months operating, almost 120,000 visits, over 633,000 page views, countless comments and e-mails to encouraging us to keep it going. A Happy New Year to everyone.

59 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm first! Yeah!

Just listening to my neighbors ( mostly coppers ) firing off rounds to bring the new year. ASSHOLES!!!!

1/01/2006 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IM SECOND YEAH I DONT HAVE A LIFE!!!

1/01/2006 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IM SECOND YEAH I DONT HAVE A LIFE!!!

1/01/2006 12:12:11


First here again...every year my wife falls asleep about 2330hrs. I actually miss the days of working on New Years Eve night. At least it gave me something/someone to do...

1/01/2006 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We ARE going to nuke Syria and North Korea unless people arise and starts assinatin' Trust the clean tactical Nuke, it is our friend

1/01/2006 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hollywood in a slump again? How could it be? With great films like the all black cast of "The Honeymooners"? C'mon!!!

2006 will bring us remakes of "The Andy Griffith Show" starring Ice-T, Ice Cube, and Flavor Flav!

Or maybe "All In The Family" starring George Lopez, Carlos Mencia and Eva Mendes...on second thought, that one may actually work!!!

1/01/2006 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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1/01/2006 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's alot of lawyers out there, alot of MD'S, dot.com millionares, wealthy saloon owners, etc., but there are only 13,000 of us-in a country of 280 million people. Hey, we are something special-the real police. Hold your head up and be proud-even 016, 008, and TRU. God bless us and are families. Yeah, I'm half stiff, at home with the gang, and proud of it. Happy New Year, especially the crew on #1341.

1/01/2006 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Supt. Cline said...

IAD, immediately check the backgrounds of every person assigned to 1341!

1/01/2006 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 1/01/2006 12:38:40 AM

Only took you 38 minutes into the new year to prove what a complete loser you are, eh?

1/01/2006 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict that Lt (former Capt) Nate Hamilton will be reassigned to the 1st Dep office and will recieve capt pay until he can be made commander. And Sgt Skullet will still be a J.O.

1/01/2006 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On a morning that brings us into the next year and hopefully, a healthy and happy one for all of us, I leave you with this from Shakespeare. Please...read it! It only takes a few seconds...and it really does apply to this job and the great "brotherhood" (that includes the great women we work with too!).
Thanks!


"If we are mark'd to die, we are enow
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires:
But if it be a sin to covet honour,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from England:
God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one man more, methinks, would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made
And crowns for convoy put into his purse:
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is called the feast of Crispian:
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian:'
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.
And say 'These wounds I had on Crispin's day.'
Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember with advantages
What feats he did that day: then shall our names.
Familiar in his mouth as household words
Harry the king, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester,
Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day."
Henry V

1/01/2006 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"hold their manhood..." are you from 023???

1/01/2006 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical "look at me" bullshit

1/01/2006 01:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whats going on in 009? Is the commander still a political suckass? Is the 3rd watch getting time due? What about 1st and 2nd watch? Is Ronnie Ruffo taking care of business over there? Talk to me!!!

1/01/2006 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would like to welcome the new year in by saying GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING TURDS

1/01/2006 01:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr.SCC I was reading your harmless meandering n this that and the other, when I stubled across your statement about, "a certain Sgt. who will do well on the Lt's test." While this can happen, I think you are being quite unfair to the lad in question. What is he supposed to do, flunk the test, so you and your cronnies can be happy? Just asking, what if, he studies hard, and comes up with the right answers, all by himself? No, that could not happen, as he is connected and must have been given the test!
You always put on this rag, that your just offering a place to talk about issues and a little humor, not slandering anyone. Well it might not be slander, but it's close! So my, almost got nasty and said something childish. Instead, please think about this before you comment. Just for the record, I have never met any of the people involved in this fictional story, in this fictional city, but there are people watching me!

1/01/2006 02:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict that the 1st watch captain in 017 will remain the balless prick he is.

1/01/2006 04:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok help me out here. 016 shots fired at Belmont and Harlem. As usual, the section 8 M1's that live there now decide to light up the skies of whiteyville with they guns.

Live rounds, spent casings found on the ground. M1's acting as usual start fighting the poleece for busting up they holiday fun. M1 got to shoot they gun ya know.

Slow down takes about 5 minutes. Now they have live rounds, spent casings and M1's acting as M1's do. Large crowds in the street, a 10-1 is called just like a west side freaknik. And nobody goes to jail. Great job by the bosses.

Nothing like leading by example.

However the WHITE youths running throught the parking lot up by Marretis were locked up immediately upon order of 1600?

Its nice to know that an m1 can go where he wants to, when he wants to, shooting a gun. M1's then can fight the Police and nobody gets locked up after a 10-1.

Maybe some have been to hard on the 016 coppers. Maybe its the no balls leadership that has them bent over da barrell? Im shocked they didnt go right into seat belt enforcement mode.

1/01/2006 04:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone see that shitbag that got run over in 004 by the gun team? Yuck. Did he end up dying?

1/01/2006 05:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone know what district the first homicide of this new year occurred? Just wondering if I'm collecting or paying on my bet for 014.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

1/01/2006 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"That certain sergeant", is that bbk by chance?

1/01/2006 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Belmont & Harlem could have been 025.

1/01/2006 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember Smoking in the Station is big Trouble in 2006

1/01/2006 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope, Belmont and Harlem was 016, heard it and it is, was and always be dusgusting to walk away from someone who fights the police... 1600 was on the scene and told coppers there are wagons down stairs send any arrests down, nobody got sent

1/01/2006 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prediction: Federal Monitor will require that Exempt members will be required to take an IQ test to prove that their promotions were legit in order to comply with the Shakman decree. Following the test, the Federal Government will be required to step in and supervise the police department due to the massive storage of Exempt members.

1/01/2006 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
My wife who often times looks over my shoulder, calls this site"moaning,bitching baby coppers" she is amazed at how we attack each other on here. I am too. very sad, everyone says hi and is nice at work, then at home they get their balls in front of a screen???

1/01/2006 11:08:07 AM

1/01/2006 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous sick of this shit said...

where was 1631 when these animals were shooting? why was noone locked up? Please tell me..

1/01/2006 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Politics - National and International - Scooter will be convicted, Delay will be cleared. The republicans will lose 2 seats in the Senate, but gain a handful in the House. Bush's popularity will range in the high 50's low 60's all year, especially after Zarqawi and bin Laden are captured or killed. Iran and China will kill thousands of their citizens as social upheaval shakes them, Iraq will be more peaceful, Syria will crumble and groundwork will begin for a new Mid-East war. European countries will riot and burn more than ever.


SCC, lay off the crack!

1/01/2006 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Mr.SCC I was reading your harmless meandering n this that and the other, when I stubled across your statement about, "a certain Sgt. who will do well on the Lt's test." While this can happen, I think you are being quite unfair to the lad in question. What is he supposed to do, flunk the test, so you and your cronnies can be happy? Just asking, what
-------

Can we do an over/under on his Lt. rank??

1/01/2006 11:32:00 AM  
Blogger SCC said...

SCC, lay off the crack!

1/01/2006 11:25:10 AM

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Watch and Learn Grasshopper. The future is not as cloudy as you think it is. We'll bet we run better than 70% correct on our predictions.

1/01/2006 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crack for sell in 2431

1/01/2006 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moaning,bitching baby coppers?

Tell me oh salty veteran, if we cannot vent the stresses of this job on here, where? We cannot say the vast majority of the things we want to say in public, for fear of retibution. We could go out to the bar after work and talk about it over a ton of beers.
OR we could talk about things in a healthy cathartic way on here.

1/01/2006 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Not Salty! said...

Some of the BIGGEST MOANERS and GROANERS and WHINERS on this job are Salty Veterans working a Beat Car who think that they had an inalienable right to be oh so much more but for this reason and that, just never got their big break!.

Put that in your smoke-free pipe and smoke it!

1/01/2006 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Above post should read "my wife looks over my shoulder while I'm on the computer because she knows I love kiddie porn. She should keep her comments to herself because she is a cashier at Dominicks 12 hours a week and has no idea what kind of bullshit goes on in this Department. I shouldn't visit this site if it offends me, but I must show everyone my moral superiority." And I say from behind the veil of "Anonymous" FUCK YOU and TRU SUCKS!!!!!

1/01/2006 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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1/01/2006 12:38:40 AM


The SCC identity was revealed but deleated by the administrator!

1/01/2006 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict JIM CURRY will kick the ass of the persons badmouthing him on this site.

1/01/2006 01:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Not Salty! said...

I rest my case!

1/01/2006 01:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 11:08
Tell your wife to get back in the kitchen and stop looking over your shoulder. Or better yet next time she sneeks up on you click over to thehun.net, pull down your pants and tell her to take care of business. I'm sure she'll stop checking up on you after that. Now grow some balls!

1/01/2006 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jiminy Curry might win a fight against a paraplegic 1st grader. I'd have to see the kid before I lay odds.

1/01/2006 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>Ok help me out here. 016 shots fired at Belmont and Harlem. As usual, the section 8 M1's that live there now decide to light up the skies of whiteyville with they guns.

Live rounds, spent casings found on the ground. M1's acting as usual start fighting the poleece for busting up they holiday fun. M1 got to shoot they gun ya know.

Slow down takes about 5 minutes. Now they have live rounds, spent casings and M1's acting as M1's do. Large crowds in the street, a 10-1 is called just like a west side freaknik. And nobody goes to jail. Great job by the bosses.

Nothing like leading by example.

However the WHITE youths running throught the parking lot up by Marretis were locked up immediately upon order of 1600?

Its nice to know that an m1 can go where he wants to, when he wants to, shooting a gun. M1's then can fight the Police and nobody gets locked up after a 10-1.

Maybe some have been to hard on the 016 coppers. Maybe its the no balls leadership that has them bent over da barrell? Im shocked they didnt go right into seat belt enforcement mode.<<

The problem is when the "animals" were shooting they did not take out any whiteys with the ammo. I guess I have to teach my people to while in 16 don't shoot in the air, shoot at the whiteys that live there.

1/01/2006 04:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY SCC, HOW BOUT PUTTING TOGETHER A LIST OF CURRENT CAPTAINS OUT THERE THAT DO NO HAVE THE REQUIRED COLLEGE TO BE A CAPTAIN?

AND HOW BOUT POSTING THEIR CURENT ASSIGNMENTS ?

1/01/2006 04:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Saw the Post said...

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1/01/2006 12:38:40 AM


The SCC identity was revealed but deleated by the administrator!

1/01/2006 01:03:38 PM



Try again - it was the knucklehad who couldn't get laid in Washington DC

1/01/2006 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous I need the money said...

So if the shitbag that the 004 district gun team ran over dies, do I collect the "ghoul pool" winnings?

Or does that not count?

1/01/2006 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well Sgt. call for a meet if you havn't seen someone. We all know there are dog asses on the job. Don't feel sorry for them, BURN THEM. They are the worst enemy to a working PO

1/01/2006 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Riddle me this Batman, do they give the new supervisor his balls as a momento after they cut them off,

1/01/2006 08:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard the 10-1 in 16 last night too. If no one got locked from that bonified shots fired and fighting with the police, we don't stand a chance. No wonder the mutts feel so safe in 16, theres no chance of being locked up. These are the coppers protecting our houses? The commander should be dumped if no one was locked up. Are they that afraid of the "crime index" or is it the paperwork?

1/02/2006 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No they are afriad of the m1 reverend and the idiots at 35th street. But thats what happends when you move west side ghetto trash into a nice white neighborhood. Wil aint wil if he aint bein wil.

Remember. if they cant eat it or fuck it...THEY DESTROY IT.

1/02/2006 02:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take the worst shithead, from the worst ghetto family.....put him with a loving and caring family (black, white, red or yellow, you pick) and give him/her a chance, and the odds the kid will turn out at the very least OK, if not great!

We are the product of our environment. There are exceptions as the best families can have the worst kids and the worst families can have the best, but if children don't get a good environment growing up, what do you expect?

Too much hatred in the world. There is no simple answer....and that is the tragedy.

1/02/2006 03:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey above post shut the fuck up, lets these animals live with you!!!!!

1/02/2006 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dump 1600, get a man with balls, lock the fucking animals up for crossing belmont. remember the almighty disorderly conduct?

stand around and get locked up, talk back and get your ass kicked, fighht the police and get sent to the hospital

thanks to all you liberla mother fuckkers living in a safe area, or at least you think its safe until Rufus hits that ass when the police's hands are tied from your lobbying

1/02/2006 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey! Rufus is my dog's name, don't disrespect him and he's probably smarter too.

1/02/2006 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

scc u dumb animal, most of the predictions were good except for the national scene. Capture Bin laden yea right we all now it will never happen.

1/02/2006 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous titles let alot of cowards(usually m-2's) type a lot of bold and ridiculously idiotic comments and feel safe and proud of themselves.Most cowards and punks were cowards and punks before their daddy or unlce or some other family member got them on the job; by illegally boosting their scores to get on the job.

1/02/2006 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last poster is another fine graduate of CPS!!

1/02/2006 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CONSPIRACY ON CPD ENTRANCE EXAM? With
questions like have you ever or currently use cannabis, cocaine? Have you ever stolen anything? Are your Crazy? The every daunting synomous word, and of course the number match.

It is no wonder M/2's can pass this test ILLEGALLY.

1/02/2006 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you think an M/2 needs help passing the entrance exam you are truly proving how dumb you are. I took harder tests in 2nd. grade. Most of us can read, write and speak english. But alas, unlike you I didn't attend CPS....Mule!

1/02/2006 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Malcolm Ten said...

To the above poster..YOU FORGOT "SMOKE IT". "IF they can't eat it, smoke it, or fuck it..they destroy it!"

Ya 2 year wonder, now your Daddy will be mad that you misquoted him.

1/02/2006 06:07:00 PM  
Anonymous DEPUTY RADKE said...

I AM GOD!!!!!

1/03/2006 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just goes to prove, the weeds are spreading into "whityville" like a cancer. Everyone, quick! we'll make our last stand in Edison Park. If 016 can't stem the flow, we'll have to take it upon ourselves. That'll be the day a bunch of 1's are standing on my corner...let'em try.

1/05/2006 02:54:00 AM  

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