Monday, February 13, 2006


A hearty congratulations goes out to the team representing "palestine," shown here following the short program of pairs figure skating:

They were ranked third, but immediately following the results from the judges, a mob of angry imams dragged the lady from the arena, buried her in a snowbank up to her waist and stoned her to death for appearing in public with a man not her husband AND daring to show a bit of ankle during the routine. The male is missing amid the wreckage of the Torino McDonalds which mysteriously exploded during the lunch rush.

The Olympic Committee was unavailable for comment, but hinted that western values were to blame for misunderstanding the teachings of "the prophet" (picture shamelessly stolen from but our caption was better)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened on 1611 3rd watch last nite?

2/13/2006 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now those pictures are funny as hell. Glad to see whats her name was not in it.

2/13/2006 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry to tell you this but Hitney is actually underneath the burkha.

2/13/2006 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let go your fear.

2/13/2006 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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2/13/2006 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the hell is so cool about that site?

2/13/2006 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Suzydidit!!! said...

It's actually all the cyber hair pulling, name calling, etc. It makes me feel so young. You know, like we're back in grammar school again. First grade.

I just can't wait until they issue checker-pacifiers and see a cooper pullin up sucking on one... lol

2/13/2006 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Rookie,

Why do you say such nasty stuff about the retired cops? Im sure you go to work and brag about it, To the rookie brother officers: Watch out for this little suburban X-box addicted prick, he is a sick little moo cow. Back to you rookie, the best part of you slid down your daddy's leg, and your personal genetic code was crossed up because your mother consorted with truck drivers, and the mail man of course. I hope to meet you some day you little fuck. Dont't ever knock the MEN that preeceeded us, they deserve respect, not bullshit from a little suburban pimp like you. I'll be looking for you, ya cunt.

2/13/2006 03:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone know the story of the copper who was in 012 at the time, several years ago, (who is now a Sgt in an adjoining westside dist) that was knocked out by another copper? Heard he was a cocksucker then. If thats the case, he hasn't changed.

2/13/2006 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...If thats the case, he hasn't changed...

Know it. He was, is, and will always be.........

2/13/2006 03:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not the Trickster!

2/13/2006 03:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Several names come to mind.

2/13/2006 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its not the Tricky, but he is a tricky m'fer. Z/S!!!!!!!!!!!!

2/13/2006 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"That's fucked up, yo"!

- Z/S

2/13/2006 03:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excuse me, but I have to bitch.
Last night we lost an officer to an on-duty accident.
Nowhere in todays Tibune or Sun-Times does it mention our fallen comrade. But it does tell you that there was an accidnet on LSD and two people were injured.

Nowhere on ABC, NBC or CBS is there even a mention of our fallen comrade. But there is a story of which fudge Oprah likes.

This is disgraceful and shame on the media for this!!

2/13/2006 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get used to it. Its the fucking media. Its not like them ignoring us or shitting all over us is a brand new idea. Why are you suprised? All the more reason for the police to take care of the police.

2/13/2006 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Know it. He was, is, and will always be.........

Please elaborate brother! As much detail as possible so I can make some sense as to what a jagoff this "sgt" is.

2/13/2006 04:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No mention of the death of P.O. Eric Solorio on the current updates section of the FOP7 website. I guess they need their 3 day weekends so much that nobody could update the site. You FOP guys are great. Keep up the good work.

2/13/2006 04:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And this is under Death Notices.

Current Death Notices

Death Notices
Friday, February 10, 2006

Nothing to report today

2/13/2006 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Ted Williams Frozen Head said...

How 'bout that goof Ozzie Guillen.

Too busy with his vacation to spend one hour with the President of the United States. Like MLB could not have jetted him up and back in 4 hours.

I flew missions in World War II and Korea, in support of the American way of life, right in the prime of my baseball career.

These athletes today can not be bothered. These owners should be embarrassed. Instead, they will be hat in hand every time they want a few hundred million from taxpayers for a new stadium.

They don't get it. That era is over. Pro athletes are whores.
The owners are whores.

Go Bode Miller !!!!

Oh, wait a min...

2/13/2006 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't like the media, however emailed the Editor of the Chicago Trib about the loss of Officer Solorio. So they have no excuse.

2/13/2006 05:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Sgt you are asking about was a J.O. when he was in 012, and yes he did get his ass kicked by a CHA Police Tac officer on a traffic stop when SGT"Z" threw the first punch! After going into the 12th DIST to straighten things out. Sgt."Z" was ordered by the street deputy to drop the issue it was over. But wait no it wasn't, Sgt"Z" waited for the 2nd watch and filed a battery to P.O. case report naming the CHA officers as the offenders. So be very careful around Sgt"Z" boys and girls in the wild west side! Sorry this is so long but everyone needs to know the truth about that night Be safe out there everyone!

2/13/2006 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Rocky Blier's hip shrapnal said...

And OUR President is left to make excusses for this arrogant dog.

I was found in a foxhole in Viet Nam after a landmine nearly punched my ticket. I fought to get back and play the game I loved, in the country I risked my life for.

Imagine, the President of the United States, on national TV, justifying your inability to be a leader, to be the face of an organization from the 3rd largest city in America.

I guess the Sox win it so often they can just piss on the parade.

2/13/2006 05:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sgt "Z" also took 30 days recently for attempting to order two po's to falsify a report so he could get an award. No doubt he doesn't care who he throws in the trick bag.

2/13/2006 05:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jerry Reisndorf wants to have the Marine Corps Drum & Bugle & Silent Drill Team come to opening day at Cellular Field. Do you think that he wants to pay for their trip...HELL NO! He is asking veteran groups for help to pay for the trip. How much money does this man have? Why should the veteran community have to flip the bill for this so he can make even more money. NO WAY! You pay for it Mr. Reisndorf! Veterans of this great nation have already paid enough for people like you to enjoy their freedom and make millions P.S. God Bless our fallen officer and his family Rest in Peace.

2/13/2006 06:42:00 PM  
Anonymous fallen officer info*** said...

The reason the Tribune and Times don't have the story in TODAY'S paper is because it was not released by the department until after the publication deadline which is around 10:30/11:00pm each night.

2/13/2006 07:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that Sgt. Zel@*&%# from the 011th District?

He's has more suspension time than I....

2/13/2006 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


The Chicago Police Department (Supt. Phil Cline) has not sent out an official press statement to the supervisors e-mail on the officer's death yet.
Thats because they are taking today as a holiday.

You can bet if there was some big bullshit dope pinch on the southside they/he would have sent out a statement.

2/13/2006 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee... if that's the case, I wonder how he celebrated Lincoln's birthday?????

2/13/2006 08:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that Sgt. Zel@*&%# from the 011th District?

Yes. All beware of the the ass that flexes his stripes to make up for his lack of.....self-esteem.

2/13/2006 08:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


The Chicago Police Department (Supt. Phil Cline) has not sent out an official press statement to the supervisors e-mail on the officer's death yet.
Thats because they are taking today as a holiday.

You can bet if there was some big bullshit dope pinch on the southside they/he would have sent out a statement.

2/13/2006 07:56:46 PM

Sorry, but the Big Guy did indeed send out a notification via BB email that PO Solario died yesterday...he asked that the officer and his family be kept in our prayers.

2/13/2006 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eric Solorio funeral arrangements are as follows: Blake Lamb funeral home @5800 W. 63st. The family requested a two day wake, Tuesday 14th, and Wednesday 15th from 1500 - 2100, St. Jude on Wednesday @1900 hrs. Church on Thursday 16th @ 1000 am @ Holy Cross 45th & Wood Scc please inform members that the reason there was no mention of Eric's death in either paper nor elsewhere is the arrangements were finalized this afternoon. An honors funeral was finalized by the family at the same time as well. Remember it is a family decision whether or not to have an honors funeral.

2/13/2006 09:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They did post this officer's information on the Officer Down Memorial Site, here is the address:

Rest In Peace Brother

2/13/2006 09:52:00 PM  
Anonymous . bklyn north said...

May God bless our fallen CPD brother Eric Solorio, his family and the CPD.

Eric's passing is noted on the NYPD Rant.

Vinnie & Co.
Brooklyn North

2/13/2006 11:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Dear Rookie,

Why do you say such nasty stuff about the retired cops?"

Who said anything bad about retired cops? Have you been taking your medication?

2/13/2006 11:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ozzie Guillen is an unAmerican asshole. It's ok to come here and rake in all the cash, but otherwise it's fuck the US.

And no that's not taking it to the extreme. What are we talking about one afternoon away from the family; please!

This should have nothing to do with politics, but we now no where Ozzie's politics are.

With Belefonte, Chavez and Glover; fuckem'. They should booo him on opening day; that would send him a message.

2/13/2006 11:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

too bad it'll all be forgotten by opening day.

2/13/2006 11:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I had been invited to the White House, even if it was that prick Clinton, I'd have dropped everything and gone!

Ozzie, you're a great manager, but you're a dipshit! You can always go on vacation with the family, but you can't always get an invite to the White House!

2/14/2006 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous president chavez said...

Fuck you, you beisbol mategone ignoramuses!
Take it easy on my boy Ozzie (that's Oswaldo José Guillén Barrios tu yu, putas!)

Didn't you know Ozzie already visited your Arbusto Bust-out BUSH two years ago when he was a coach with the World Champ Florida Marlins??? Damn yu STOOPID!

And once I told Ozz about how BUSHIE's CIA tried to over throw me a few years back (I had to go to my bullpen in the palace basement to pull my Che-lovin' ass out of los fuego...) well, he did what any red-blooded Venezuelan Gaucho would do... FUCK BUSH!!!

2/14/2006 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

back to the sgt in 011
is his initials AZ or NZ?

2/14/2006 03:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1 adam idiot was what we called him back in 012

2/14/2006 03:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You always here what great bosses we have in 011. Just remember we have "Trickey" and Adam Z. They both suck!!! We have both of them on the same watch. Most of the other bosses are great! However, the two boss scholars ruin it for everyone.

2/14/2006 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to the retired guys?

2/14/2006 09:16:00 AM  
Blogger leftisthebest said...

Why should Ozzie have to go to the White House to met a leader who disrespects his president. Oh, wait, I forgot, Ozzie is now an American citizen.

He should not have forfeited his true citizenship. President Chavez is 50 times better to the people of his country than the alleged leader we have.

2/14/2006 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then move there lefty!

2/14/2006 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is off topic but-

Has anyone heard about the rumored disbanding of SOS?

2/14/2006 05:04:00 PM  

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