Friday, April 14, 2006

Body Snatchers Contract

GSSP Enterprises Inc has decided to let the City out of their current contract for removing dead bodies because the City used over inflated numbers for the bidding process and GSSP is losing money on every body they transport (Sun Times, Channel 5).
  • "They quoted roughly 8,600 bodies [a year]. The actual number was 40 percent of that. You can't survive if you're getting paid per unit. Now, we're bidding on real numbers -- not on the city's fictitious numbers," Higgins said.
Imagine that. The City using fictitious numbers for a contract. Why would they do that? Why, to discourage other companies from bidding on a contract. Now GSSP can rebid the contract at their whim, raise their margins and truly clean up moving 3,440 bodies a year. All we wonder is if there will be any disruption in the body pickups? Because D-3 for removing sounds OK.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I moved plenty of them for D-1 pay using bad equipment
the collapse-a- cot sucked

4/13/2006 11:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he didn't claim first so i will

4/13/2006 11:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that the city is going to get rid of GSSP and hire officers back for time and a half for special employment

4/14/2006 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

looks like we're going back to the wagons hauling the bodies (at D-3 pay); but how does that affect the agreement with the FOP (I thought that the City was obligated to obtain and maintain a private contract to haul the bodies)...anyone know?

4/14/2006 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forget the FOP, it's time to call OSHA.

4/14/2006 02:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the bodysnatchers sucked anyway, they were always late, lost, or didnt show at all, fuk em!

4/14/2006 02:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Before "everything changed"... said...

Talk about Body Counts: One Word...


U.S. Military Deceased: 2,364

U.S. Military Wounded: 17,269 (as high as 48,000?)

Iraqis Deceased: 34,139 (multiply ?x of times?)

Hard-to-find, tough-to-beat pre-9-1-1 2001 candor video quickie starring Colin & Condi re: the so-called Iraqi "THREAT"...

Look for Desert Storm: Part Three-
Operation IRANostand, Sand into Glass!

Coming SOON to a Middle Eastern theatre near you!

(Gimme a "good" Chicago "STANKER" any old day compared to this tragedy! Hail BUSH! Pox Americanus!)

4/14/2006 03:55:00 AM  
Anonymous 18ovt said...

4/14/2006 03:55:22 AM


I've lost two friends there. Don't use their lives to make your bullshit point.

We had a saying for guys like you; you never have been and you never will be.

Go suck a fat baby's dick!

And if you know what my name means you're a bigger piece of shit!

4/14/2006 04:38:00 AM  
Anonymous i hate dogs said...

Sounds like O'Grady is up pondering eternal celibacy again. Good line about the fat baby's dick...his face looks likes a fat baby's ass. Try doing some police work Tim O'Grady from 023. This is a job, not welfare. I know you're proud that your activity for 1997 was one parker (and I ain't shittin' ya), but that just makes you a piece of shit. This job ain't welfare. What is it now? 10 or 11 years of living on the taxpayers dime? Want free money? Move to Grenshaw & Independence and start bumpin' the pipe. You have no moral authority to beef about anything. And I'm not ashamed to out you by name and unit. You're amorphous whale shit; nothing is lower than you. You stand on the souls of good men to make your cute comments. I'm sorry the broad told you it was your kid and it wasn't, but you don't have to take it out on all of us. Your momma should have told you it takes coitus to conceive. It's impossible for a woman to get pregnant by blowing strangers at the bar.

Yes, your prepubescent writing style gave you up.

By the way, except for when you had that cute job delivering the Blue Star (whatta scam), have you ever been to the ghetto? Driving the wagon down Wilson Ave. doesn't count.

I'll never bash you again if you can answer one of the two mystery questions in your world?

What is a Felony 101?

Where is 26th & California?

4/14/2006 05:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Howard Cosell said...


4/14/2006 05:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

0355 I agree with 18otv, give it a rest, this is a holy week for majority of our nation's religions. These are very emotional times, of reflection, memories and celebrations. Don't add salt to the wounds of our militia's families, they don't need to be reminded they lost a special soul in their lives.
The military men and women who found thier end and those wounded who's paths changed forever, gave their lives for us and the freedom we represent as a free world. Not only for us but also for innocent, oppressed people of the globe who might also get to enjoy a free breath and thought.
And to anyone else who reads this blog, take a second in reflection
for these families, during this very Blessed weekend. Happy Easter

4/14/2006 05:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


4/14/2006 05:32:00 AM  
Anonymous tim o'grady said...

I love tinkie winkie. He's so masculine, in a femine way.

4/14/2006 05:35:00 AM  
Anonymous dr. kevorkian said...

It is actually cheaper for the city to have P.O.'s remove the bodies. But I don't know if the removal contract came out of CPS money. It may not be cheaper for the department.

4/14/2006 05:47:00 AM  
Anonymous dr. kevorkian said...

Sorry, CPD money. It's early.

4/14/2006 05:48:00 AM  
Anonymous jay & silent bob said...

O'Grady loves the cock!

4/14/2006 05:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The private contractor hauler might have been a good thing, IF,

they paid a decent salary,

did background checks (so they keep their hands out of the victim's pockets).

had training and proper equipment, (protective gear and masks)

hired Mortuary Science students (scholarship?)

but no, it's just another part of the Hired Truck scam for Daley and the taxpayers.

It should be handled by the C.C. Medical Examiner's Office with the above ideas in place.

If the CPD takes it over again, it should be regular crews, volunteers, as part of Forensic Services (chain of custody) pay D-3 pay with the proper training, vehicles and equipment.

Nah, never happen.

4/14/2006 09:26:00 AM  
Blogger Kool-Aid said...

"Hired Bodies" Program

4/14/2006 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hard-to-find, tough-to-beat pre-9-1-1 2001 candor video quickie starring Colin & Condi re: the so-called Iraqi "THREAT"...



4/14/2006 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

18ovt said...
4/14/2006 03:55:22 AM


I've lost two friends there. Don't use their lives to make your bullshit point.


Blaime the people that sent them there. Not the people that proove they were sent because of a lie.

4/14/2006 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
0355 I agree with 18otv, give it a rest, this is a holy week for majority of our nation's religions.


Yeeeesssss, pay no attention to the man behind the no attention......

4/14/2006 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous 18ovt said...

I never cut Bush any slack. If you want to sit across the room from one another and bang paint buckets go ahead. Leave the people who paid the price out of it. And don't even pretend the left in this country has any respect for men & women in uniform. I was on active duty under Reagan, Bush, Clinton, and Bush. I've seen first hand what the left in this country thinks of the military. And I'm not talking about spending cuts. So fuck you too.

4/14/2006 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let the Cook County Morgue handle the bodies, it's their job anyway.

P.S. John Stroger want's to know if he won?

4/14/2006 01:20:00 PM  
Blogger william golding said...

Six retired generals have placed the blame for the incompetent prosecution of this war right at the feet of the Bush administration. Are they unpatriotic - these warriors. Who better to tell of the strategic failures we have endured at the hands of these micromanaging, short-sighted idiots. The façade is crumbling.

The arrogance and hubris of "Rummy". He is the one you should be angry with. He is the one who holds responsibility for the protracted and difficult situatio we as a nation find ourselves. He is the one who "used their lives to make" his "bullshit point."

Find perspective. The confused, or people in fear lash out in anger when they have no other resource available to deal with the stress of this debacle.

4/14/2006 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous the insomniac said...

Thanks, Golding.

I needed that. Nothing like a pre-weekend nap.


4/14/2006 05:13:00 PM  
Blogger william golding said...

Sleep tight. . .

4/14/2006 07:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YAH! YAH! wagon guys in the money again! D-3 pay!

4/14/2006 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Golding, you almost have the same effects as drinkin Fort Kool-Aid! lol

4/14/2006 07:25:00 PM  
Blogger william golding said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

4/14/2006 07:27:00 PM  
Blogger william golding said...

George W. can't win for losing, can he?

A poll conducted by the Los Angeles Times and Bloomberg reveals that 48% of Americans would back military action against Iran if the government continues pursuing nuclear technology.

However, a majority (54%) of the poll's respondents indicated that they don't believe President Bush will make the "right decision."

4/14/2006 07:38:00 PM  
Blogger Shadi said...


William Golding - Kudos, well written sir!

I meant no disrepect to 18ovt's fallen friends- my apologies in that regard; I havent experience a loss such as yours and I'm sorry for being insensitive. I would prefer we bring our soldiers home, that's all.

To my fatal attraction- all I can say is I never thought anyone could milk more sexual pleasure out of a session of "paradise by the laptop's light" than I- but you continue to ass-tound! What is better- the sadistic pre-tumescent tingling or the shudder of the multiple-insult orgasm? They'll have a name for your disorder soon... until then your name will have to suffice! (I do pity you- I'll even pray for you tonight on this Good Friday... I hope He hears me... you're getting worse every time!)

4/14/2006 07:59:00 PM  
Anonymous bob bell said...

Who's your FAVORITE CLOWN???


4/14/2006 08:05:00 PM  
Anonymous ....... said...

B - O - Z - O !!!!!!

(Heeyyyyyyy- That's ME-e-e-e-e-!!!! Hyuk-yuk-yuk~!)

4/14/2006 08:07:00 PM  
Anonymous peyton place said...

ain't this place a sick little drama- hard to avert the eyes

4/14/2006 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous 7 deadly sins said...

Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.

Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.

Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.

Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.

Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.

Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.

Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.


4/14/2006 08:36:00 PM  
Anonymous These 7 send you to heaven said...

The Seven Contrary Virtues:

humility, kindness, abstinence, chastity, patience, liberality, diligence

The Contrary Virtues were derived from the Psychomachia ("Battle for the Soul"), an epic poem written by Prudentius (c. 410). Practicing these virtues is alledged to protect one against temptation toward the Seven Deadly Sins:

Humility against Pride

Kindness against Envy

Abstinence against Gluttony

Chastity against Lust

Patience against Anger

Liberality against Greed

Diligence against Sloth

The Seven Heavenly Virtues:








The Heavenly Virtues combine the four Cardinal Virtues: prudence, temperance, fortitude -- or courage, and justice, with a variation of the theological virtues: faith, hope, and charity.

The Seven Corporal Works of Mercy

Continuing the numerological mysticism of Seven, the Christian Church assembled a list of seven good works that was included in medieval catechisms.

They are:

• Feed the Hungry

• Give Drink to the Thirsty (NOT booze!)

• Give Shelter to Strangers

• Clothe the Naked

• Visit the Sick

• Minister to Prisoners

• Bury the Dead

4/14/2006 08:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks O'Grady for complementing yourself Golding. Also thank you for the 10 follow on posts. Finally, thank your ex-old lady for the hummer she gave me. You don't know what a Felony 101 is, do you? What is located at 26th & California? Go back to trolling Asian-Boy porn.

4/15/2006 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous alice said...

To 18ovt.

I concur, but now you are giving me flashbacks, and amnesia.

18 - S/F
V - (G+P) - assuming 101st
O - ?
T - ?

Just curious, I've been out of the game.

4/15/2006 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous shoestring said...

I miss moving the bodies.
So submissive.
So silent.
So at my will, my every desire.

4/15/2006 02:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

take that shoestring and do us all a favor and hang yourself, creep

4/15/2006 02:16:00 AM  
Blogger BATHROOM WALL ? said...

Dearest 4/1512:32 AM:

Why the constant frown, my CAPSy clown?

I know you fancy yourself quite clever, merit beyotch- but the flash Goldmember smegma t'aint mine. (I wish it were so!)
So that makes you what- 0-for-the Blog-sleuthing (save "detecting" me, which any fool could do)! Give yo' bad self a Blue Star! (duh!) My longfellow is not Goldenrod, To tell`tis now earthy and peanut-encrusted after roto-rooting your brown-eye! Hey, it felt good, so I did ya! You Bitch! YESSS! I haven't schtupped anyone this good since that Shar-Pei in Schenectedy! You took it all, all night long, you tramp! You're my Afghan Hound- roll over for Ali-Baba! AhOoooohhhh! I kid, I kid you! I LEFT you some frothy golden mead in your doggy bowl up above; quaff it and be glad- `tis the nectar of my balls! You are the best copper that I've ever met... (for Me to P-O-O-P On!)

Always remember to watch where you step, bite before bitten, and blow only those above you, not below you! GERONIMHO!!!

4/15/2006 03:32:00 AM  
Anonymous 7 Nation Army said...

(jealously is SO ugly! ;`)

I'm gonna fight 'em all
A nation army couldn't hold me back
They're gonna rip it off
Taking their time right behind my back

And I'm talking to myself at night
Because I can't forget
Back and forth through my mind
Behind a cigarette
And the message coming from my eyes
Says leave it alone

Don't want to hear about it
Every single one's got a story to tell
Everyone knows about it
From the Queen of England to the hounds of hell

And if I catch it coming back my way
I'm gonna serve it to you
And that aint what you want to hear
But thats what I'll do
And the feeling coming from my bones
Says find a home

I'm going to Wichita
Far from this opera for evermore
I'm gonna work the straw
Make the sweat drip out of every pore
And I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding
Right before the lord
All the words are gonna bleed from me
And I will sing no more
And the stains coming from my blood
Tell me go back home

4/15/2006 03:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So O'Grady, what is at 26th & California? I tell you what, I'll give you benefit of the doubt and say that you failed to get probable cause at your 4 felony arrests in 11 years. It's probably a little much to expect you to know what is located at that intersection with only 11 years experience. I'll try a new question. What is your felony branch court? I won't expect an answer. Aren't you embarrassed in front of your coworkers (DO NOT SAY PEERS) by your worthlessness?

4/15/2006 05:22:00 AM  
Anonymous the most important person (you!) said...

OH, always expect an answer to your dribbles of ignominy, callous name dropper... in the Land of Milk, Honeys, Fruit & Nuts, the answer to your newest tiresome riddle hangs archaically, yet oh so conveniently engraved above the front entrance, but oddly no longer corresponds to our current numeric unit appelation, my silly appalachian harlot! It's very close to your current age- (40-something) but higher than your I.Q.! Regarding your hallowed "stomping grounds" on the other side of the tracks... the real attraction there (beside the Honorable Judge Randall Rencher's chambers) is your female progenitor proffering her wares all the day long- sound familiar, "B-O-S-S"!? LOVE to LOVE YOU, Babe! You're SO CUTE when you're ANGRY! Have another case of beer, dear!

4/17/2006 04:32:00 AM  

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